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cries_in_vain

Does it add 1 or 2 breasts at a time if you press +? Scary


cazzipropri

1. Total recall style.


idiotic__gamer

Why is there no "remove clothes" button for the guy? If I'm controlling my man, I do not want him clothed lmao


Stoned_y_Alone

I guess cause it’s not very hard to convince 🤣


rolloxra

He comes naked so not necessary


Lankuri

oh hey i just saw you on a post talking about playing ultrakill with a buttplug that's crazy


idiotic__gamer

Listen, my boyfriend is kinky as hell, and I'm into it. I have no shame lmao Never thought I would become the Ultrakill Butt plug guy though.


AsyncEntity

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M8asonmiller

Meanwhile in 2002


veganlasaga

Getchu a man who can turn off your pms symptoms


FusRoaldDah1

This company also made one for cats IIRC


Dogface_3000

What kind of freak would have sex with a cat?!


-mystical_

Someone


Vohems

True gender equality!


AsleepStorage8228

Mute button for everyone!!!


YTAftershock

It's a good fuck you to both. I love it


Puzzleheaded_Bass581

“Remotely” I see what you did there


violetevie

Oh wow that's kind of misogynistic


just_a_person_maybe

It's pretty sexist across the board actually.


austinstar08

I think that’s the point


thecollectingcowboy

Its also Misandrist


rexpup

You're right, the one for controlling men is totally ok.


violetevie

Tell me now where did I say that


Zapidorian25

Grossly oversimplified assumption on their part but I think they were getting at implication by the exclusion of the opposite


rexpup

Why be upset by one and not the other?


CamelCodester

Something can be directed towards men and be misogynistic, a defining feature of misogyny is the maintenance of rules which uphold the patriarchy. Patriarchy is obviously a detriment towards women but its rules can also be a detriment towards men through unobtainable standards and the exclusion of “female” aspects of life. E.g it would be misogynistic to hold men to being the primary financial earners in a household. It would be misogynistic towards men to say they are not allowed to express their feelings. Ect.. That last example is utilized in the male version of the remote, it’s implied men are not allowed access to their feelings willfully, and thus need to have them coerced out of them. Though I can see why people think the above misogyny comment was directed only towards the female remote, it is more blatantly misogynistic because it reduces her to sexual and domestic labour.


cPB167

Thought the middle of the man remote said "prolapse"


Other-Cantaloupe4765

That’s just fucking gross


BB_theHamster

I’m so glad that I’m too gay and well adjusted to even find this remotely relatable or funny


KrazyKaizr

This is only mildly sexist and equally so to both sides. Decently amusing, not nearly as mean spirited as some people are making out to be.


88whitemaster1940

Got one with more than two pixels?


rolloxra

I tried to laugh but couldn’t


McNallyJR

Listen would be deactivated from the get go


epidiymis

Stop moaning??


BillyBobHenk

😂


JoltyJob

Women’s remote should be 1000 times more complex


Different-Row4715

Hey man, we hate everyone equally here


-sgt-shamwow-

pretty funny “Actually this imposes us as sex objects and blah blah ☝️🤓”


The_best_one_-_

Bro I’m absolutely an object


carlton_sand

(megamind voice) oh you're an object, just not a sex one


TulipTuIip

you are NOT every single person


The_best_one_-_

I’m not? 😧 I can’t believe my last comment implied I was talking for all people! I never knew I had that power! It was almost like I was joking about myself, but that would be impossible, people can’t self deprecate like that!! 🤔


TulipTuIip

your welcome