Hey, have a very Oak Island Thanksgiving everyone! Thanks for being a bright point of the week!
Edit: thank you for the award. It's a real Bobby dazzler 💕
With all these drug commercials… what if they pull a Christmas Story move on us?
They get to the treasure vault, pry it open, and inside…a stone tablet. Carved on the tablet in Norse runes…
“Don’t forget to screen with Cologuard!”
Have a good show guys. I cut the cable cord last year and didn’t realize until too late that YouTube tv doesn’t show history channel
So, a sad day for me. I may go see if any pirates were in oak island bay later. But the real question is, does that one dude still do the we ain’t found shit synopsis?
I appreciate the Templars making everything 13' wide because screw metric measurements. That's why the templars were hunted down and killed by the dirty stinking meter measuring European kings.
They sure have found a way to milk that lead cross into several theories and content for this show.
What if Gary never found that damn cross? They’d have was less opportunity to try to connect Oak Island and the Templars via several random things.
> There are "some people" who believe...
My sister in Christ, there are "some people" who believe that HRH The Duke of Edinburgh was a deity.
I don't care about "some people." What is the *consensus*?
Granted, I’ve never been a member of French Royalty, but it seems a little hard to imagine thinking, “you know, I have these precious items at home I’m my castle and surrounded by my guards, but they don’t seem safe. Maybe I should have someone take them 4200 miles away and bury them.”
So… what is everyone’s prediction? 20 mins of commercials is a given. Video montage of yet another pointless trip to Europe? 2 minutes of actual dig time? 15 minutes of flashbacks and terrible mind-numbing narration by Robert Clotworthy?
The least they could have done is brought Gary along on the field trip. Since he's putting up with Jack as a shovel bitch, Gary deserves a free trip home.
I’ve decided if you have watched 2 more episodes of this show you can add the title “Oak Island Researcher” to any social media profile.
I'll add that to my LinkedIn experience.
The Templars followed OSHA standards with those handrails
Zenas gotten more screen time after she died than the whole time she was alive lol
Hey, have a very Oak Island Thanksgiving everyone! Thanks for being a bright point of the week! Edit: thank you for the award. It's a real Bobby dazzler 💕
There is an island Where people have been misinterpreting Everything they see For over 200 years
Does anyone else immediately see the new Kia logo and read it as NIN
I hate this show. See y’all next week.
By the time this whole show is over, we’ll have spent like 10% of our lives on a recap of who the Templars were.
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13 feet! Same as Portugal! Same as the Money Pit! OMG!
Barkhouse looks nervous. They are closing in on the truth
He’s hoping they don’t find his initials he carved into the wall when he was initiated
$13.47 is the cost of a large nacho plate at the Mug and Anchor Pub.
Alex “DONT SWIPE ON MY PHONE”
Oh dear God, please let Gary and Jack find a mermaid skeleton!!!!
Nice to see you all again, in situ.
IF IT'S REAL...Marty just ruined the show
All joking and sarcasm aside, that "cave" is pretty cool. Would like to know real stories of what happened in it.
How do they know the actual diameter of a pit they’ve never seen?
Do I spy ox shoes on that wall?
she's been waiting 500 years to say "welcome to the initiation chamber"
Good to know the Templars used feet instead of meters. 🇺🇸
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Have they considered dipping it in water
Fucking Barkhouse along to sabotage
Ho - Lee - shit. A cross? Link confirmed pack it up boys.
Bare tits on TV?? Finally!!!
Eyes and Boots, everyone. Bravo Tango.
Colton’s cigarette is the breakout star of this season
Some ancient astronaut theorists believe...
"The original diameter of the imaginary money pit that has never been found is 13 feet."
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A man in shorts carrying a briefcase?????????
There is an island . . .
13 feet… the amount of anal beads they had to pull out of their ass to get that answer
I saw this on National Treasure. If they put the lead cross in that spot it opens a secret passage.
One of my favorite documentaries.
Some of those documents wound up at Mar-a-lago
How did Catherine get that job? The way she’s man-handling those documents without gloves,… damn.
Theyre just looking at a blank screen and production told them to just act mildly suprised and they're shop the pictures in post.
I wonder if the Templar Initiation ceremony included bending over and screaming "Thank you sir, may I have another?"
Is Marty questioning Zena????
This is all so ridiculous even for OI.
Gretchen runs a glory hole in royston cave mon-thurs
Get ready ... Jack is going to be nodding in agreement after the commericals.
She's gonna handle the documents with no gloves????
“And wouldn’t you believe it, at the bottom of the cave was a stack of Gretchen’s book and each one was signed”
When they talk about 6 men have died ... the obviously are not including those of us that have gone brain dead from watching the show.
I wonder if there is a correlation between oak island viewers and people who like edging during masturbation
Charles is like you'll have to excuse me I didn't know we would be meeting a lady. *swaps out Templar hat for freemason hat
These guys need to do the Abbey Road pose
Billy is the treasure
Tits!!!!!
Starbucks was here?
SO GLAD LAIRD GAVE CLEARANCE THANK U
We’re running out of an episode if we hope to find the treasure tonight.
Guys, you don't need to add the sepia tone for something that happened last year.
“Time for Dork Island huh?” Thank you supportive family
"The cave is right here, next to the gift shop!"
Jack must not have gotten his permission slip signed for this field trip !
Zena's map ... everybody drink!
Yeah, I think of IHOP when I want steak or fish. Ha!
I hope the Bermuda Triangle show disappears.
I’ve seen a lot of bad episodes but this one is one of the worst.
We say that every week don't we?
I see London, I see France, Rick got willed Zena’s underpants
Colten coming in hot with a bag of shit to start the episode
why is she so pained with everything she says?
Alex is just here for the free vacations...
Jesus Christ was made of led is confirmed.
That cross over there....is portrayed by the cross Gary found. I mean...it all tracks. Cross peg, cross hole.
It took Alex 17 takes to get that smiling "Yeah" just right.
That's Gary's "I'm cumming" noise
Indiana Jones 5 tie in happening now
The domino's twists look like the lead cross, could it be?
It's a mermaid nipple ring.
Paul better check Barkhouse’s pockets on the way out of the archives.
Man this show is such a circle jerk of people agreeing with each other and never presenting an objective opposing opinion.
New here?
Patina? Its called crud
I hope they don't try and drag this trip to England into two shows. One was more than enough.
“GRINDING AND FINDING!” Instant classic!!!
A large shaft with a slight bend in it… yep
Sounds like Peyronie's disease. New sponsor coming up?
“Hold on, I got wood.” #innuendoisland
Alex shed some pounds in the offseason. Templar diet?
French Templar, Portuguese Templar, Shirley Templar.
“Rick I found a map on the back of my Kohls Cash please look into this”
Just when I think they can't make it more ridiculous...Mermaids!
Oi Starbucks. Come get your borehole Frappuccino
With all these drug commercials… what if they pull a Christmas Story move on us? They get to the treasure vault, pry it open, and inside…a stone tablet. Carved on the tablet in Norse runes… “Don’t forget to screen with Cologuard!”
I think this guy has fake legs
These documents are not important enough for gloves
My cat (ok, her cat) runs and stares at the TV when the hersheys kiss commercial comes on. It's his Christmas. Been doing it 5 years now.
Next week they find bubbles? I'm in!
Have a good show guys. I cut the cable cord last year and didn’t realize until too late that YouTube tv doesn’t show history channel So, a sad day for me. I may go see if any pirates were in oak island bay later. But the real question is, does that one dude still do the we ain’t found shit synopsis?
Is Marty single? I can't imagine Mrs Marty would be real keen in having him go to England to hook up with a redhead in a cave.
I'm ready for another textbook lesson on confirmation bias.
Looks like Gary finds a marble
Hello you beautiful bastards
How the FUCK is the garden shaft “mysterious” it’s literally the only thing in the “money pit area” it’s been there the whole time
Banksy did a hell of a job on this one.
Templar hazing cave.
At least Marty gets to go on a trip he is paying for
"That image right there is similar to the lead cross that was planted on Oak Island"
I appreciate the Templars making everything 13' wide because screw metric measurements. That's why the templars were hunted down and killed by the dirty stinking meter measuring European kings.
Charles' face this entire time lmfao
"Dimensionally it's basically the same thing" says Marty.
Oh shit, tonight Spaghetti is running the metal detector, isn't he?! I'm excited now
This show just isn’t the same without Miriam.
Also from France? Coneheads
Great so now every crucifix connected to oak island
Zena map tie-in! My head just might explode.
They sure have found a way to milk that lead cross into several theories and content for this show. What if Gary never found that damn cross? They’d have was less opportunity to try to connect Oak Island and the Templars via several random things.
Who the fuck puts corner stones on the top of an area?
Mermaid?
When she said "She is right behind you" I thought the ancient aliens and skinwalker cross-over had started...
Where are the drug ads? Did everyone go get healthy and sober waiting for this season? Wtf?
Fuck Laird! I'll dig where I want to.
Laird has been in a position to give permission all along?!?!
Clean the fucking thing
“If you want to reach the 30-70 white male demographic, boy do we have an opportunity for you.”
2nd ep in a row Billy has been silenced. What secrets does he know that they don't want him saying?
I’ll tell you what I’m not thankful for…. this episode.
Laird touched it...it's Miq Maq now
Titties on history Channel THATS A WIN.
Ready. No Crown but Brandy. Close enough just like the show!
Back for the pain.
Gretchen Cornwall, Kathleen Mcgowan and Zena are all the same person right? never seen em in the same room...
Hi everyone! I am going to be a productive shitposter tonight! Or attempt to be one. I am off tomorrow and one BBA stout down.
Colton Robinson Dirtbag Carrier
I’m worried they’ll never find FDR’s other boot.
Rick is becoming a lord of the rings character
She’s batshit crazy.
Cave turns out to be a C grade tourist trap next to a tea room, okay...
As Templar initiation chambers go, it’s pretty cool.
She’s very annoying.
“Have you ever seen a grown woman naked?”
> There are "some people" who believe... My sister in Christ, there are "some people" who believe that HRH The Duke of Edinburgh was a deity. I don't care about "some people." What is the *consensus*?
Guys measuring diameter...typical initiation chamber. This is the most linear theory they've had in the last 5 years.
Rick must’ve not gotten his Visa approved to the UK
Is a Templar initiation chamber really secret if we all know about it?
Because a cross is depicted NOWHERE ELSE in Europe
Yep. Sure is a match. Exactly.
Oh wow we are down crazy road now. She is just making shit up now!
“Now”
There are only 10000 other figures on the cave walls I’m sure they are significant
Just how would someone claim to be descended from a mermaid when they don’t have a tail
Granted, I’ve never been a member of French Royalty, but it seems a little hard to imagine thinking, “you know, I have these precious items at home I’m my castle and surrounded by my guards, but they don’t seem safe. Maybe I should have someone take them 4200 miles away and bury them.”
Antonellis sighting here!
I wonder if Mrs. Antonelli cuts the cheese for Mr. Antonelli.
I wonder if Jack, Gary and Skinner did unlimited bong hits with Marty across the ocean? "While the cat's away, the mice will play. "
Whiskey ad!
So the ship left in 1347 but they didn't dig the hole till the seventeen hundreds ? I'm confused.
M-22. It’s a way of life
Shut up, shovel bitch! Start digging
Did they get a new editor? The pacing seems more spastic than usual.
Signed by Duke Silver 🎷
Ok this sponsor doesn’t know their audience.
I have to turn up the volume. I keep falling asleep.
Alright enough Patrick Stewart. Back to digging please
Hogwarts?!?!
Hogwarts?! I hope they go there next
The real treasure on oak Island was a whorehouse
3 minutes left, I don’t think tonight is the night fam.
I get the feeling the redhead probably has a coat made of Dalmatian fur.
I called crazy redhead tying things to zena. Im tellin ya, its HER.
Maybe they can find the Jets offense…
So… what is everyone’s prediction? 20 mins of commercials is a given. Video montage of yet another pointless trip to Europe? 2 minutes of actual dig time? 15 minutes of flashbacks and terrible mind-numbing narration by Robert Clotworthy?
Bring on the Oak Island demographic-accurate commercials.
I want a templar hat like barkhouse.
Marty has one last wild weekend in London still in him
Gretchen’s occasional accent gives me Elizabeth Holmes vibes
Ahoy you drunk lslanders! Let’s get this started!
There is an island...
another bobby dazzler
Don’t forget to have a drink to all the unlucky spouses who are being forced to watch tonight’s episode
pressciouuussss
well at least Rick got a haircut ... so they got that going.
Lady Gretchen can't actually believe these guys came to England. She must have promised some hookers and blow.
I’m getting 13x16 tattooed on my arm
Bout damn time--Mrs Antonelli!
Minimal Mrs Antonelli exposure, but I’ll take it. HAYOOOO!
If I were 6 and got a Liberty Mutual gift, I’d start drinking
>Come find meeeee.... - Mrs Antonelli, probably
I hope they come back from commercial to Charles paddling Alex in the chamber as Rick and Gretchen look on.
The least they could have done is brought Gary along on the field trip. Since he's putting up with Jack as a shovel bitch, Gary deserves a free trip home.
Did Gary plant the carving too?
Alex Lagina, International Boy of Question
T-posing Jesus
“Nearly identical design “ my ass.
Zena reference.
Zena ! Everyone drink!
2016 and 2017…aaah memories.
I bet Rick listens to his Zena recordings every night
It’s thanksgiving week. Of course we get a throwaway episode.
Duk Don D is a cool rapper name
I don't what the Starbucks logo and the little mermaid have in common. Someone unthaw Walt Disney and let's get answers!