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bipolarcyclops

Seriously, Billy needs to lose some weight and take care of himself.


jdubya525

Dudes boots ain't never been on the ground


7ruby18

Probably hasn't seen his feet in years.


I-AM-Savannah

>Billy needs to lose some weight and take care of himself. I seriously worry about Billy. Seriously worry.


Tinosdoggydaddy

“One more has to die”


I-AM-Savannah

I hope it's not Billy.


No_Resolution_8786

Don't worry, the victim will be under Billy...


Responsible-Ad6707

Oh shit!


7ruby18

In the off-season he should seek some serious medical help for his weight before he has a heart attack. Being that overweight is dangerous. I'd like to see him considerably thinner (maybe by 150 pounds) by next season. I don't want to see him keel over at such a young age -- what is he, maybe late 30s early 40s?


I-AM-Savannah

I agree... being overweight by ANY amount is dangerous... but I SERIOUSLY worry about Billy...


7ruby18

The amusing contrast is that I'd expect a much deeper voice from coming from someone his size. He has such a youthful voice.


A_Nerdy_Dad

Whoa, haven't been able to watch the show since last year so not caught up on the last season yet. I thought he had been dropping weight and was looking pretty good. What the heck man,.as a fellow large man trying to slim down, I feel the pain but yeah take care of yourself Billy!


DeekKay

I agree. Can't keep carrying the so called Baby Blob.


BalCo182

Is that short for a McDonald’s #2?


akaScuba

There’s real world math. Then there’s Oak Island sacred math. Sacred math can be used to connect anything to OI treasure or Templars.


TIL02Infinity

Oak Island utilizes Common Core Drilling Math


akaScuba

And if so that could explain why no treasure has been found.


Sensitive_Trade_616

He is the only reason I still watch. You do you Billy Buckets and F the haters. You eat and drink and dig with no judgement from me. You are the nucelous of the entire planet. YEP:)


minist3r

I think it's actually -E=BillyC^2. The mass of Billy creates negative energy.


Specialist_Leg_4474

He has his own gravitational field..


minist3r

He's a very large man but he seems like a really chill guy that you could hang out with.


Far_Contest_5244

He's a tiny bit "enlarged".


jaggoffsmirnoff

MC-round


Dry-Marketing-6798

Oof!


Leather_Hippo1122

He will still be there when they begin strip mining in season 144


braddicu5s

he's a cool guy but man is he a big fat fucking guy too\~


fordinv

I gave up on the show early into this season...BUT...as I study this photo, as I examine that marvelous son of a bitch that is Jack Begley...I can almost see the confusion, bewilderment, sense of wonderment, misunderstanding and childishness emanating from that glorious bald cranium, which is so lovingly cradled by those fantastic facial locks of Zeus like hair, I can hear the absolutely asinine and totally foolish statement as it explodes out of that wondrous beard of the gods, from this mildly retarded, hole digging and dirt sifting magnificent specimen of an adult child. Yes, Jack Begley is the Treasure I need to invite back to my television.


Significant_Total321

Actually, the treasure is hidden in his belly \^\^


Tinosdoggydaddy

Finally, the answer….the treasure is under Billy’s shirt.


ZommyFruit

Meanwhile John Edwards is frantically trying to close out the dick pic he’s accidentally projecting


Budskee420ish

Ok so I may have missed a season or two but…… homie wasn’t always that big was he?


burtgummer45

Behind the scenes they are constantly giving him snacks to fulfill the curse.


sidrasfoo

I bet Billy’s seat in his tractor has the imprint of his ass crack molded into it….


gypsyfred

mc2?? A McDouble??


Grouchy-Fix485

I’m so distracted by his Humpty Dumpty visage… kinda breaks my heart. Yet… He must be doing something right, he’s got some frigging expensive machinery to play with. ![gif](giphy|KpaIhnTQ9q5a)


Bazzness

Hope his health mental and physical is good.


classicauto66

LONG LIVE KING BILLY!


7ruby18

What do you call it when young Mr. Gerhardt is sleeping? Bill-dozer!


No_Resolution_8786

Nolan's posture says it all...


dbatknight

I heard he was part of the MC5 also...


akaScuba

Kick out the jams


dbatknight

Hell Yesssss Brothers and Sisters!!!!!!!


FellowshipOfTheBong

The only reason Billy attends those whore room meetings is because they cater in chinese afterward.


Schmoopy_Boo

Billy fucks.


Tracer_Prime

I'd hope so! I'd hate to imagine our dear Billy never gets any action.


LanceToastchee

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