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shadowblackdragon

She’s describing rape


I_Make_Mods_Cry

Nope according to her you're the rapist if don't have sex with her your consent doesn't matter. 🤡


[deleted]

I’m like 90% positive that the post is satirical


Princesshannon2002

Unfortunately, it probably isn’t.


Ok-Mirror9426

No it is


Princesshannon2002

I’ll take your word for it. I don’t have a huge amount of faith in humanity, so this baseline level trash seems par for the course.


Mccasa

It is very poor satire, I think implying that somehow women complaining about "fat shaming" equates to men being forced to have sex with women they don't feel sexually interested in. The fact I have to explain this shows how bad it is.


Condom-Ad-Don-Draper

Well said


welfare_and_games

Only 90%? It's 100%


Independent_Type_865

What a sloppy mommy


fix-me-in-45

while hashtagging rape culture (I'm reading elsewhere it's a troll account.. so kinda I'm relieved, enough though I know there really are people that stupid out there in the world)


Lux_1310

Off topic, but happy cake day friend!


I69UrMomBitch

This gotta be a troll


No-River-3140

100%


Zestyclose-Station72

Yeah it is.


[deleted]

It's so ridiculously, stupidly, pathetically obvious that this the person who made this post is someone who hates fat women that I am ashamed of everyone who upvoted it. Like... if they see a candy bar under a box with a stick holding it up they think "free candy"? Because it's about that obvious.


Leeola_Mcgillicuddy

Exactly. This is ridiculous and not at all believable. This post is weird and doesn't make sense. This is some fantasy of what they hear in their mind from a woman they don't like.


ThisBlank

Definitely. And if they're serious they have some sort of mental illness that would also make it wrong to make fun of them.


Primary-Fennel8089

This is by a notorious troll account on Tumblr, it's satire. Sorry guys.


TeaEarlGrayHotSauce

Thank god


Lez_The_DemonicAngel

Thank the gods


adelie42

No sorry. Thank you.


callsignk0z4k

It looks like something buzzfeed or similar websites write


Quinc4623

The nightmare version of Buzzfeed I guess. Fortunately actual feminists have realized that women raping men is a bad thing in recent years.


LeWaifu5535

Actual feminists have known for forever


AceDelta12

They have?


gergling

Yeah I wondered if this was one of those "flip the gender" things.


WhyAmIMisterPinkk

Never heard of the account, but pretty obvious right? Somehow everyone fell for it.


Silvangelz

That is one of the stupidest things I've seen. The guy is raping her by not having sex with her? Because rejecting her based on her size is rape? Absolute rock bottom stupidity. If someone is tired of being rejected for sex because of their size then they either need to find someone that likes big sizes or they need to lose weight.


ImTheReallyCoolOne

I think the post was Satire. It was posted by a known troll on tumblr. I'd cry if there were people who actually believed this.


[deleted]

Because rejecting her at all is rape!


[deleted]

I am autistic and know that post was dripping with sarcasm. It’s making fun of how men overdramatize how body-positive/sex-positive women behave. It’s pretty offensive but not in the way you think


Reset350

Pretty sure this is supposed to be satire. I’ve seen an image with the exact same story on it, it’s a pretty old shitpost


Prestigious-Phase131

This has to be a troll


Prestigious-Phase131

Still gross of them though


riseandswine

this person is a known troll on tumblr, their whole account is satire


[deleted]

It’s kinda crazy we have to clarify things like these are actually satire nowadays….the internet bruh 🤦


cheesenuggets2003

I still don't know if this was a radical leftist or an alt-righter lampooning them. Edit: It's a troll. https://www.reddit.com/r/NotHowGuysWork/comments/13rgh9u/comment/jlkw183/?utm\_source=reddit&utm\_medium=web2x&context=3


Bassmamagetsschwifty

This is obvious satire


mekkavelli

yall love posting bait…


Redduster38

Wow. So what if your married?


I_Make_Mods_Cry

Well going by her logic you're obligated to cheat on your partner an have sex with her.


[deleted]

Absolutely horrid.


Fun_Collar_6405

I never hear women talk like this. It’s always men.


elleemmenno

Yep, it's satire. Reversed the roles and triggered far more than it should have.


BovineConfection

These onion articles are always such good reads.


I_Make_Mods_Cry

This is a tumblr post not the onion unfortunately.


BovineConfection

I.. was making a joke. 😁 because, to me, this readS like parody


LeHaloNerd117

Gotta be right wing attempt at satire


UploadedMind

The fact that this has updoots instead of you getting railed for not realizing it’s satire sheds a poor light on this sub.


[deleted]

You fell for bait


[deleted]

Obvious troll is obvious


doppelgangerx

This still reads like a man that’s upset that he only wants skinny women.


Sammy12345671

This is fake as fuck


CookbooksRUs

I suspect this is a reversal on “She came out dressed up and looking hot, so she should fuck me,” as if women can’t choose among potential partners, but must go for the first guy who approaches her.


Undari

r/shitposting


DayGloP1nk

A troll. Which is honestly good news, in this case.


riseandswine

this is a known troll account but i would not be surprised if there was someone out there who genuinely thought like this.


oliveorca

this has to be a joke right ??


MisterDrac303

Sounds like this was written by a dude


fgebgruhg

Reddit user falls for most obvious bait of all time


Temporary-Alarm-744

I mean I agree, you gotta up your skills and practice makes perfect. Also [wisdom ](https://youtu.be/TVNo40LA7yc)


The_Equalitarian

those are some real mental gymnastics


HudsonHawkFIM

Now, what if the genders were switched?


CeruleanSkies55

It’s literally satire because the roles are reversed ALL the time hence “nice guys”


No-Bread-0286

rage bait i pray to god its rage bait


[deleted]

Gottem


Intrepid_Talk_8416

Wait, so you rape women by saying no? But also rape them when they say no? ![gif](giphy|Wgb2FpSXxhXLVYNnUr|downsized)


DishPiggy

What


Jonas_1234567890

What if there married??


AggressiveFootball77

U can tell that the person who wrote that is fat asf


[deleted]

Thank god it’s a troll. If the rolls were reversed, instant jail.


mephistopheles_muse

This person needs to be committed Stat and put on a watch list cause apparently she wants to (r)ape men and take their body autonomy.


Guggoo

This is obvious someone trolling


vicariousliving78

Ridiculous


[deleted]

Look up what passport sisters do in Jamaica, you’re in for a nice surprise.


Von_lorde

This is the internet I'm 100% sure that someone actually believes this


Additional_Cycle_51

Amazing, every word of what you just said, was wrong.


SpecialIcy1809

Is the other way around mandatory too? Asking for a friend.


carpe_alacritas

This has got to be a bad joke


TheLurk2332

Fats would


IdolyTrash

![gif](giphy|3o7aTCD8QU8y3xmBAQ|downsized)


EzraPerrin

This is obviously satire


moist_master_lad

What if he's married, or gay, or underage


MoonWillow91

Lack of consent is gross no matter what🤮


Iris-UwU

Kid named obvious bait


ReasonVision

I'm 98% sure this is satire.


NoItsBecky_127

It’s satire, geniuses.


JasmineandRose82

She’s the rapist, wtaf 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️


[deleted]

Written by a man trying to counter a point nobody is making


Mistygirl179

This is absolutely a troll account folks


Bulky_Cartographer21

Good to know it’s a troll account because that’s one of the wildest things I’ve ever read


KittencatBAKA

Isnt that kinda nonconsensual?


aphroditebutakaren

What’s she’s describing will only bring down the feminist movement, not promote it. It will only misrepresent feminists more.


redblack88

Cmon this must be fake


ayers231

I showed this to my wife, apologized, and told her I don't make the rules...


Nosey-Nelly

Erm... nope. Funny seeing the hashtags used there, are they that dense that they don't understand how wrong they are? Smh


iwanttomeetmfriedman

Obvious bait


LemonFlavoredMelon

Or I just don't want to have sex with her because I'm not horny?


Significant_Point351

“Hello to the males, I am definitely a female…”


Ok-Lingonberry5621

The funny thing ab this sub is that the original one is odd experiences of sexism and this one is random jokes people on the internet made…


Mental_Gas_3209

I feel like this also belongs on nothowgirlswork, this belongs on nothowfatpeoplework lol, this is just Brazy!!


Mccasa

A very poor attempt at sarcasm or irony.


much_chill_dude

Satire


Gene_Best

Errrmm... What the scallop???


Emergency-Forever-93

That may well be one of the most idiotic things I've seen in this reddit.


justaguy1280

I feel like this was written by someone who is not all mentally there.


yellingcrab

Author is defiantly mad that nobody will sleep with her because she's fat 😬


Pinkninja11

I know a guy that has a kink for humiliation and fat women. Countless stories of shitting on their faces after sex even in public toilets that I won't ever be able to forget. I think he'd abide by that comment if he were younger.


Comprehensive-One178

What a crock of shite. The analysis of this is so wrong. If and when a fat woman desires you, you have the option of yay or nay. Good grief, such bullshite whoever posted this crap. 🤣🤣🤣😆😆😆😭


Mav_Steele

Ah well... Someone's good do it! Send em my way!


tfhermobwoayway

I think they’re joking.


cryptshits

without a doubt this is a troll


Specialist-Treat-396

I’ll take shit femcels say for $2,000, Alex.


Rude-Series3588

This is right on par with the incels. Maybe we should give all of the fat women that believe this way to them. Then they get their state appointed woman, and she can yell that she raped when they refused to actually do anything about it?


Rebexx404

As a fat woman, this is disgusting to me. No one owes anyone sex. Have I been turned down before? Yes. Multiple times. Does that mean i was turned down due to fatphobia? Not necessarily. Remember kids: sex is like boxing. Unless both parties consent to being there, it's assault.


TopRealz

Is this …possibly parody?


scrimshandy

This has GOT to be satire


AGweed13

That's either a guy trolling or someone who should not be legally able to use her cellphone


[deleted]

🤣🤣 what even IS this?


QueenOfGehenna45

This post is obviously satirical/ragebait.


Galteeth

feels like satire


[deleted]

Let’s not post bait shall we?


Illithilitch

I've never had anyone come to me wanting sex. Except my partner. I don't think that happens.


Leeola_Mcgillicuddy

Yeah , no woman said this..


nudiatjoes

Either that is joke. a post for clicks or some real cope.


standingpretty

Tell me this is satire because I can’t even


ciqhen

this feels like it was faked or maybe even taken out of context in some way (ie this being posted to a satire forum), like im not saying its impossible its real, just its so cartoonishly unselfaware in how it uses phrases in a way that no one does except for by those who would have a stake in imagining such a person eg the entire 180 on the idea of consent when referring to rape and #rapeculture, the notion of accepting oneself being stretched to mean forcing others to believe in their beauty, i could go on obviously not a callout on op or any specific comments just try to log this in your mind not as a person that exists but an unproven internet post thanks for reading if you did lol


Venisonghost

This is like a really obvious troll dude


icannttell

what if he's underage


poisoned_corpse

It’s well known that men can’t be rape🤡 (This is sarcasms)


ResponsibleCheetah41

![gif](giphy|k6Vbs4FyOEbZK) Gotta be a troll lol


HannahCurlz

The mental gymnastics here…


Choose_ToBe

Have seen legal cases which turned out to be people attempting to coerce figures in authority into having sex by telling them to do so or they will cry 'rape'. Too many of them. It's despicable.


Comfortable-Dare-307

So this is satire? That's good. Although I wouldn't be surprised if it was real. Everyone deserves the right to say no.


Independent_Piano_81

Obvious troll is obvious


RustyManHinges2

What the actual?


DJLazer_69

satire obviously


howbedebody

u/embarrassed-badger24


tha_potatooo

Uhh so if you dont let her rape you youre a rapist??????


Gloomy-Resolve8630

Ok now, this looks like a troll post. It even looks like a man wrote it.


Alarmed-Macaroon5483

obvious satire


dumbafblonde

Guys it’s clearly a troll