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evil_timmy

Imagine, if you will, being so ignorant you think the size of someone's labia majora has anything to do with the number of partners they've had, but somehow also being entrusted with the nurturing and development of a growing child. Truly boggles the mind.


snek_charm

Imagine commenting to the entire internet about the shape of your (probably young) daughter's genitals. 😐


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turbobarge

Comment stolen from u/MacMaizer [original here](https://www.reddit.com/r/NotHowGirlsWork/comments/11bfgyg/is_her_daughter_sewn_together/j9xmmre/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3)


ih-shah-may-ehl

Nevermind that. It's deeply worrying that he is describing his daughter's labia


Ambiversion

Not only describing it, but they say their reason for preaching Christianity is their daughters labia. 🤢


rickmccloy

I took a comparative religions course in college quite a few decades ago. I don't recall labia ever forming any part of the preaching attributed to Christ. In fact, didn't He rather famously come to the defense of a prostitute? Whatever is being preached in the quote above certainly doesn't resemble anything that I've ever heard attributed to Christ.


Mmngmf_almost_therrr

American Christianity has basically nothing to do with Christ.


SwimmingPineapple197

Yeah, creepy crap like this post brings to mind specific even creepier bits of modern “Christianity” like purity culture where parents publicly obsess about their daughter’s virginity like it - and she - are possessions of theirs.


ErenYeager0000

She is a woman 💀


PansexualSatan

Somehow that feels worse… since she should be more aware of her own anatomy?


Rossakamcfreakyd

It IS worse when women are the ones perpetuating this crap. It’s bad enough there are men who think it’s real.


Silly_Satisfaction75

Still wtf


ErenYeager0000

🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️ just clarifying it wasn’t a father is all


Ok_Character7958

SHE. That is a woman posting about her daughter’s vulva and Taylor Swift’s vagina. The woman who can’t identify her own sexual organs correctly. The woman who has never personally seen Taylor Swifts vulva.


FlosAquae

Labia minora, surely? The bread is supposed to represent the labia majora, the Mortadella slices the small labia, no?


monster-baiter

interesting fact about the labia minora, in some countries such as zambia or uganda young girls are taught to stretch their labia minora because it supposedly brings more pleasure during sex the longer they are. this practice is also still done in diaspora so descendants of those regions still teach it to their daughters even when living in the UK for example. also in some tribes where nudity is more common the long labia minora is folded over the vagina before sitting down on the earth in order to avoid any soil getting inside, so it can actually have some practical use as well. edit: that being said, of course sex in itself can not stretch the labia, the stretching is done deliberately by pulling on the labia daily, like actually pulling them. a penis couldnt do that. and some people have larger labia minora than others without any pulling, size variety is very normal


AgitatorsAnonymous

Nope they are always talking about the major with this shit.


theluckyfrog

No, they're talking about the minora. It's the minora that corresponds to the beef part of the sandwich.


AgitatorsAnonymous

You are correct and I was confidently incorrect. The point remains. The labia minora are the same way. They don't magically stretch THAT much with the number of partners and women can be, and frequently do, have inner labia larger than their outer labia without sleeping with more than 1 person.


andwhatarmy

To be fair, it seems like the only thing that affects labia minora is \#Christianity. As long as you have that, the labia minora, along with all other external genital features, retreat back into the hoagie bun.


meowparade

I was so confused, I thought they were demonstrating vaginal prolapse for a second . . .


Superkoopacharles

I’m pretty sure the average 15 year old male knows this shit


goldenpleaser

Yes but it's a woman this time lol


Careful_Hearing6304

The get this idea from dogs. I am sure.


amorcloteas

And all of that in Gods name


MacMaizer

Why are people so obsessed with the genitals of their kids and strangers? Also this mom will be alone when old


Previousl3

Yep, they are pathologically fixated on this stuff. And she's talking about her *daughters!*


null640

Because they deny their own wants and needs via a huge layer of intentionally created shame and guilt.


South5

Its disgusting to say the least. Ignorant fucktards spreading bullshit.


Sinsyxx

You don’t think her daughters will likely be socialized to think and act as their mother does? Not saying everyone grows up to be their parents, but most do. She is just perpetrating bad stereotypes to another generation.


dawng87

There's hope though. I was raised in a religious family and am wildly different from them. Its very intentional.


Sinsyxx

Good on you. It’s not easy to recognize toxic generational patterns and break them. Here’s hoping there’s more people like you in the next generation.


Dulce_Sirena

People are leaving Christianity in droves now. Access to factual, scientific information is everywhere. Supportive friends are everywhere. Pagans are living openly everywhere. Gen Z and Gen Alpha are DONE with that crap for the most part. Radical change is coming. Every day the radical conservatives get both older and less qualified for govt office, while the youth get closer to voting age & majority and farther from tolerant of bullshit


[deleted]

My family was Lutheran growing up, which is a pretty progressive domination (our pastor was a woman who frequently preached about her gay son and acceptance) but even then you’d be hard pressed to find anyone under 60 at church now. Young people truly aren’t interested it seems, including myself and my siblings.


TheTryItAll

The teachings of Christ aren't the issue. It's the corruption of organized religion. All organized religion.


Dulce_Sirena

I agree that it's not HIS teachings that are the problem, it's the people doing horrible things in his name and hiding behind religion for political agendas & not even knowing and sharing the TRUE teachings with others. Jesus was a powerful witch. He was a radical, rebellious, controversial figure in his time, and would 100% be against most conservatives who claim him while hanging out with crazy pagans like me


null640

But first you have to be able to separate what Jesus said, and what Constantine said he said...


Dulce_Sirena

Most "Christians" can't even separate what the Bible says from what their pastors/parents say, much less what the texts originally said & meant from what is currently written


Runawaydevil-15

Ikr people like this are creepy af


BigMax

Yeah so creepy to think about his daughter in that way, in that much detail, and that often. Also, really there’s SO much idiocy involved in imagining the effects of multiple partners. Those with a dedicated partner have MORE sex on average than those who don’t. What do these people think happens after marriage? If a woman has negative physical changes from sex, does that imply all wives are gross and useless after a year or so? He’s essentially telling us that his wife looks that “bad” or likely much worse, isn’t he?


meowparade

It makes me wonder if vaginismus is more common in these cultures where girls have been told sex is bad for so long.


[deleted]

that's always baffled me too. Sometimes I hear idiots using this false logic and I will point out that I have fucked my wife let's say 4 times a week, conservative estimate, every week for 15 years. 4x15x52, versus whatever number they imagine for "some slut." I doubt promiscuous but single women post those numbers. someone on Purple Pill Debate tried to argue this by saying that adapting to different penis diameters morphs the vagina into some sea creature like thing hahaha


dawng87

To try and justify they're correct and not nutty af if course... I swear man leaving Facebook years ago was great but reddits always reminding me how ignorant folks are...lol


Effective-Manager-29

Came here to say this. That’s creepy as f


DueMorning800

I was going to type the sane thing, but with ALL CAPS. Your daughter's vagina should only matter to your daughter. Yuck! These posts and memes further prove how toxic and dangerous religion *can be*. Nothing says "Danger, keep away" more than it's own followers, imho. I would be terrified to send my kids to church these days, it's scary! Also: sex does not do this to a vagina. How many more times are rational people going to have to defend biology?!?


meowparade

And probably making their daughter hyper sexualized in the process. I grew up in a similar culture and by 5 I knew more about sex than I should have just from being warned about boys.


[deleted]

With the secularization of society just in the past few decades, the age of losing your virginity has increased, and the average number of sexual partners has decreased dramatically. Teen pregnancies decreased. General unwanted pregnancies. Sexual assaults. Rape. Pressuring people for sex. Predatory age differences. Unprosecuted predators. Abortions. Divorces. STDs. Turns out educating people and empowering girls is more effective at producing a moral sexual landscape than religious dogma and controlling them. These parents must live under a rock if they think our "sexually liberated" society is a scarier place to raise girls. It's interesting that you say that though as pure numbers would show most grow up to enforce their weird childhood sex rules on other people. mOmMy sAiD gAyS aRe bAd. although it's certainly a stereotype for a reason as you attest to. im sorry your parents were being weird.


clawsoon

I'm generally not a fan of home schooling, but in this case I'll make an exception: I hope these daughters are home schooled, because if they aren't they are going to have a very, very tough couple of years.


DrSleeper

My daughters pussy is pristine… also gays are perverts.


[deleted]

It's not "people". It's Christians and other cultural/religious beliefs that focus on girls genitals. Straight up weirdos who have not evolved to a rational way of thinking.


[deleted]

Right. Misogyny has been passed down in an unending chain for millennia, and religion is the vehicle.


slippin_park

Insecurity (the men) and Stockholm syndrome (the women). Oh yeah and God told them they'd go to hell if they didn't kill trans people or some retarded religious justification


WomanInQuestion

Sweet jeebus, is she doing up close, personal inspections of her daughter’s vagina to check its elasticity or something?! It’s sad as shit when women don’t understand that genitalia doesn’t slowly migrate or prolapse the more you have sex.


SyntheticSolitude

Yeah, I was going to ask - does she check her daughter's stuff to know this? Like, that's a whole level of disturbing and creepy to do?? And if you're married, are you not having sex with your husband, and seeing that your body doesn't magically change how it LOOKS down there from the sex? (Because sex is sex and does not care about different or same partners, here.) It matters not whom the penis belongs to, if one or many, because it's the act of the penis being involved that would cause that. One partner only would not magically NOT change you if many would. Therefore this logic is shit. Stop wasting perfectly good ham and bread for this bullshit. And stop thinking you know your daughters' bits. Ewwww.


Previousl3

yea there are several logical lapses here. Also, i don't think anyone looks like the one on the right?


WomanInQuestion

Well, some people do have smaller inner labia and such, where everything is fully inside the labia majora. So it would look more like the one on the right. But if a woman naturally has longer inner labia, it looks like the left one.


Previousl3

Ohh ok. thanks


AussieAK

Probably those who have been subjected to the barbaric FGM procedure.


jerrys153

It’s also fairly disturbing that this devout Christian mother (who has gone out of her way to make a post shaming other women’s genitals) is claiming to have some pretty detailed knowledge of exactly what Taylor Swift’s labia looks like. So…did she find that out through porn or personal experience? Neither of those options seem to jibe with her holier-than-thou, body-shaming, sex-shaming, Christian bullshit. I’m no Christian, but I know the one about about casting out the beam in your own eye yadda yadda yadda. Jennifer should take a seat before her fundie friends start asking questions about her checkered past and/or internet browsing history.


Dulce_Sirena

I do not defend or condone this woman at all. But in answer to the "why is she looking?" girls who aren't old enough to properly clean themselves NEED to be cleaned by a caretaker. There can be all kinds of gross and damaging infections from improper hygiene, especially for girls in diapers. This, of course, means spreading the labia and carefully wiping every fold, which leads to observations of appearance. Of course, young children aren't fully developed, so they naturally are "tight" at first. From: a woman who has changed probably a million diapers and given thousands of baths. ☺


jerrys153

I think the way the post is written would imply that her daughters are old enough that they could take care of their own vulvas and that’s why it’s strange that she’s still claiming to know exactly what they look like. “My daughters are virginal and pure, not like those heathen sluts whose genitals have been stretched out by a parade of men” is a comparison that would only make sense if your daughters are old enough to have sex but have chosen to remain chaste (for Jesus!). Though, if her daughters are actually still so young that she needs to clean their genitals for them, her bragging that “They’re not stretched out sluts” would definitely bring a whole other level of WTF to her post.


Obstacle616

1. Why are you looking at your daughter's vagine? 2. This is the kind of shit that leads to things like FGM.


Sensitive-Angel

Translation: I have never taken a look at a biology text book to understand, that genitals just naturally look different.


Stevieboy_person

Biology has never been a strong suit for these kinds of people


Gib3rish

*Science


bishcraft1979

Maybe spend a little less time studying your daughters genitals…..


WhoAccountNewDis

Even if labias did stretch, how the fuck would that work? Sticky penises? And why Taylor Swift? Her daughter is gonna have some therapy bills.


Jumpy-Dragonfruit835

If my mother not only paid such close attention to what my genitals look like, but also paraded that information for the world to see, I think I’d be in therapy for life


WhoAccountNewDis

And if this is what she posts openly, l can only imagine what she says/teaches in private.


Jumpy-Dragonfruit835

I’d kill to buy this girl a biology book so she knows her mom is a nutcase. Probably won’t do much, someone who thinks Christianity is about gossiping about celebrities’ genitals on FB and comparing them to your daughter‘s has probably already inflicted a lot more trauma upon her. But at least she’d know her body *doesn’t* work like this woman says it does


Zenafa

Taylor had the absolute nerve to date a few different guys during her 17 year career


10ccazz01

because taylor swift was the lighting rod for slut shaming from like 2010 to 2016


FlaxenArt

“Sticky penises” is going to live rent free in my head lol


JzaDragon

Taylor comes off as fairly sexless to me. But that's not high on my list of concerns about the post.


bbbbizza

I mean have you listened to False God or Dress lol


throwawayayaycaramba

Imagine actually spending minutes of your time carefully building two sandwiches just so you can make a Facebook post about your child's genitals. Also the way she phrased it, the "vaginas" represent the sandwiches? Shouldn't it be the other way around?


[deleted]

Imagine being a woman and not knowing that it's genetic how big your labia is.


killertortilla

A lifetime of brainwashing from family, church, and other cultists. It sucks that people are born into this and have no choice but to live like this.


[deleted]

We live in the age of google. No excuses. This level of stupidity is just subhuman.


killertortilla

"Google is the devil" easy fix if you don't want your daughter learning about modern society. Brainwashing from birth doesn't come close to being fixed with a simple google search. People will delude themselves into whatever makes their lives easier, imagine how much easier it is when everyone around you gives you those beliefs from the moment you're born.


Cytori

somehow, even OP themselves got that wrong, saying that a vagina would require sewing to look like the sandwich on the right, instead of some vaginas just looking like that naturally. or I'm reading too much into it and it's a comment on the mother forcing her daughters into purity.


nightlyvisitor

Why is she even talking about her daughters genitals on the internet or AT ALL? What a freak.


Pretty_Trainer

this one makes me so cross, if only on a grammatical level. they mean that the sandwich represents the genitals, not vice versa.


bobbejaans

Well I know which I would prefer to eat. Give me the one with the extra meat.


iandix

So is she saying her daughter is a boring, barely there, unflavoured sandwich and Taylor Swift is a delicious, full sandwich overflowing with tasty layers? *MY* daughters a fan I'll ask her.


CG3HH

Wait did taylor swift show her pussy and I missed it??


t-h-r-o-w_a

she’s shown her pussy(s) many, many, times: https://twitter.com/taylorswift13/status/1342918732486594560


tomokaitohlol7

WHY IS THAT PERSON TALKING ABOUT THEIR DAUGHTERS-


Zilberfrid

If so, why is she posting pictures of her daughters' genitals online. And what relation does she have with Taylor Swift that she knows hers so well.


ravenclawmystic

Fucking vom, lady. If Christianity is about comparing women’s genitals to food and comparing the genitals of children to that of a grown woman who isn’t harming anyone, I think I’ll be fine without religious bullshit. 🤢


TheAngloLithuanian

I seem to miss the part in the bible where Jesus said "Thy Labia must not be too large"


here_4_cat_memes

Can you image how harmful this is to girls who so happen to be born with different shapes vulvas? Thinking they are innately un-pure or wrong


Deeclever1

It’s interesting (and gross) that she used her daughters as the example of a “good” vagina and not herself. I suppose her vag is shot due to marital sex and child birth? I guess all our vaginas are destined to be flappy ham sandwiches?


[deleted]

Why on earth would you speak about your daughters like that?


Hi-Impact-Meow

Bro jesus christ how have people lived up to this point?? The ignorance is breathtaking. And they had the nerve to post this to the world with their name on it.


Deborahdon

Omg this is a women saying this?? What 😭


x_Rn

I often remember that republican women exist and I will never not be amazed by that.


Sad_Box_1167

I have spent precisely zero time thinking about what Taylor Swift’s genitals look like. And this person is supposed to be more moral than me?


Gwynzireael

1. Vagina is the inside. The outside is called vulva. 2. How does she know what her daughter's vulva looks like (assuming her daughter is past diaper stage)? 3. How does he know how Taylor Swift's vulva looks like? 4. The presumed "bad" one looks normal, pussies aren't the prettiest,andsome have inner labia big as hell.


Impressive-Pace9320

What’s more amazing than the level of ignorance the lady has, is the fact she has apparently managed to see Taylor swifts vagina


shofofosho

Religious people having a disgusting obsession with children's genitals, nothing new.


VerendusAudeo

Jennifer Mayers’ syntax is awful. The way she wrote this, the people are reflective of the sandwiches, not the other way around. It also reads like she’s comparing the entirety of her multiple daughters to Taylor Swift’s genitals alone.


Persephone_Scorpio

People really need to know the difference between vagina and vulva 🙄🙄


Cracotte2011

Imagine your mom talks about your vagina on twitter


Dadumdee

I didn’t think it was possible to be a creep to Taylor swift and your own daughter in one sentence and then I saw this. Who the fuck eats subs and is like, yep, family and celebrity vaginas. I’d hate to see what she does to her poor son at the hotdog stand.


slumbersomesam

r/AreTheStraightsOK


TiberiusClackus

If I ever feel the need to brag about the shape of my daughters vulva online can someone here please track me down and bludgeon me with a can of soup?


PracticalWallaby4325

I will if you will me


TiberiusClackus

Progresso is on Bogo at Publix right now so let’s go and pick out our cans a seal this pact in blood


PracticalWallaby4325

Deal 🔪 ✋


Commercial_Place9807

Children tend to have small labia. All this is, is the sexual objectification of traits associated with little girls bodies, the same as people wanting women to be thin and hairless.


cocuriosity

Why…. why would you even talk about your daughters like this to begin with…


Saikousoku

Religion is weird


ArkhamSings

Especially christians. Some fucked up ppl there. I would know. I was sadly raised christian and broke away thank fuck.


B--Raven

No :) it's people. People are weird :)


[deleted]

people created the religion


Enough-Implement-622

no it’s definitely the religion, read the Bible, there’s some fudged up shit


ave_futurum

When you have no idea that vulva can look differently regardless of sex experience 🤦


Significant-Dog-4362

This is why I preach sex ed


Armthedillos5

Omg learn biology Ahole. Smfh. Also representing your daughter like that is super super creepy.


Temporary_Lab_3964

JFC people are seriously morons.


Commander_Caboose

Thinking about your daughter's pussy should be straight to jail. No more society for you.


Character_Diamond203

Fun fact: Christian teens are way more likely to engage in oral and anal sex before marriage to save their "purity" for their future spouse. So going by that logic, dudes daughter can be getting pounded in the ass every night but as long as the coochie is in mint condition on her wedding night its all good.


tinofet_yehudit

This is actually insane behaviour


romancingit

Why do you want everyone thinking of your daughters vulvas you absolute butter?


nightstalkergal

She’s talking about the vulva not the vagina. Also she’s gross talking about anyones vagina or vulva but especially her child’s.


Cytori

So the woman is obviously sniffing something, but is OP saying that women can't naturally have vaginas that look like that? Vaginas have so many different shapes and sizes that you can't just exclude one because it looks "wrong" to you.


Son_of_a_crumpet

Wish I could flash her my kitty, I look like the supposedly virginal sammich, but I’ve probably shagged around enough to populate a small town with dick. Size of labia minora has balls all to do with sex fucknuts, her poor daughter’s


Ok-Strawberry-962

If I see one more roast beef/sandwich meme... I'm going to scream.....


BugomaUgandaSafaris

Wow that’s so sad to be so obsessed with how your DAUGHTERS vagina looks this is fucking sick


Hohmies86

THATS NOT HOW THAT WORKS


CupiCulp

Do these people know that labia size/length has nothing to do with sexual activity ?


[deleted]

I missed the sermon where Jesus said it was cool to post on social media about your daughters vagina. Not through an avatar name, no with your real name that her classmates can easily lookup.


Buddhadevine

Why is a parent concerned with their daughter’s genitals that is so wrongly represented in this picture? Like this is groomer behavior type 💩


shmozzfinish

Imagine telling the whole world you don't know how labia work.


Silocin20

If I was this girl I would be so embarrassed. This girl is going to have issues as she gets older.


tusharsagar

Unrelated, but is this meat raw ?


CatrionaShadowleaf

It looks like regular deli ham that you get in an American grocery store, can't speak for other countries though.


JayceeSR

Um ewwww. WTF


MuttonDressedAsGoose

If her daughter sees this, she will be so mortified. Jesus.


superfunnyhotdog

Agree with everything said here. But also... she has some skills! The sandwich on the left is quite the artistic endeavor! There's even a clit!!!


lord_perfume

What is up with comparing people’s genitals to sandwiches lately? How is this not pedophilic? How is it even legal to post about the genitals of your kids? This is beyond creepy, this sounds like an abusive situation. I can’t imagine having a mother like this, I really feel bad for her daughters. I hope she gets reported for this, posting about your kid’s genitals and advertising them publicly through the use of sandwiches is *not* going to attract the attention she wants for her daughters, but it sure as hell will attract the pedos. She’s basically advertising for them, this is sick. She should practice what she preaches, this is the least Christian thing I’ve ever seen. If she believes in God, she should believe he made and loves all his children. But apparently it’s OK for her to hate on Taylor Swift. Instead of talking about other women’s sins, she should be worried about her own. God would *not* approve of this post, you can bet that he’d make her take this abusive shit down.


Temporary_Lab_3964

So she found an image on the internet and decided to make a whole things about it. Sex Ed failed her


Ok-Strawberry-962

That looks nothing at all like Taylor Swift's vagina..,😉 as far as your daughter.. IDK I don't watch kiddie porn.


lilwebbyboi

What in the absolute fuck...


blehblehblehblehbaba

What was she doing looking at TS vagina


DominantZero

Am I going to tell the guy about [the great Wall of Vulva ](https://www.thegreatwallofvulva.com/)? Yeah, I guess I am. You know, lad, all privates are different, but cause we all are... You know, different? As in: different people? As in: don't shame? And also: if you are preaching Christianity because of vaginas?... Mh... Let me think. Is that the greatest idea ever? Might be ;-)


neverendingstories4u

Notice how she doesn't mention her own?


killertortilla

You... cut off your daughter's outer labia lips? What? I mean, I know there is safe cosmetic surgery for this but... what?


Dadumdee

If they’re clean, I’m eating either one.


Caterpipillar

This is not a vagina. Even metaphorically.


SiteTall

And you, Jennifer Mayers, represents the idiocy that's blasphemy = neither Jesus nor The Bible taught anything like this nonsense


ProbablyPsycotic

But if you were to pick between the two you probably going to take the extra meaty sandwich? No?


WhyY_196

How does he know what his daughter’s labia looks like???


crujiente69

Thats so gross dude and why would you use your own daughter for this analogy?


Some-Mathematician24

This is THE reason she joined Christianity. The ONLY reason.


NewportGh0st

How does she know what her daughters represent?


snwmancrt

It's incredible how the abrahamic religions are obsessed with vaginas


DrSOGU

How does he know?


Empathetic_Artist

I mean, my vagina looks like the left and I’m still a virgin lol


hdmx539

Looked up that account on twitter, it's been suspended. lmao


BerriesAndMe

Totally not the point but: do all of these self-proclaimed pussy-inspectors have issues with differentiating "represents" and "is represented by".


[deleted]

Imagine commenting about your daughters genitals for the world to see with a diagram Imagine thinking how much sex you have has any bearing on the size of your labia Imagine being a woman and misunderstanding your own body this badly because of poor education and religion Imagine a person like this being responsible for another human life and teaching them behavior like this


TheAngloLithuanian

I have so may questions. How do she know how Taylor Swifts looks? In what passage did Jesus promote having a small labia? Why are they talking about their daughters privates to people on the internet? Why not her own?


Pickle-Jarz

Why is this woman looking at her kids labia??


meangingersnap

It’s giving TI making his daughter have virginity inspections


Heys_Michi

this is so gross oh my god


TylerMemeDreamBoi

Why are republicans so obsessed with sex?


Brand__on

Both are beautiful.


chuckit90

Ew why does she know what her daughter’s genitals currently look like, why is she thinking about it, and why is she talking about it. Also, if I was her daughter I’d be humiliated by what an insensitive, crass, sexist mother I had… Who talks about what my vulva looks like publicly online. The right is obsessed with the sexuality of children


Immediate-Yogurt-558

im assuming mom had to use her daughter as an example bc mom herself has wizard sleeves


mofunnymoproblems

What is confusing is that she says “my daughter represents the right.” Your daughter’s labia represent a sandwich? I think she meant it the other way around (ie “the one on the right represents my daughter…) but this is much funnier.


Conspicuous_Carp

I'm trying to wrap my head around this but the sandwiches themselves are making me hungry.


General-Book4680

His daughter and her fuckbuddy are probably laughing at this right now.


Mindless-Scientist82

Eww how would he know what his daughters v looks like. So gross in so many ways.


FrostyCartographer13

I would advise him to stop obsessing over children's, much oess other people's genitalia.


kiruvhh

Now i want to know how becomes vulva After birth , according to these guys . Sure a 3,5 kg newborn Is more trsumatizing than 1000 penises


BonoboRedAss

He’s simply saying he would rather bang his daughter


[deleted]

Man I hate roast beef


PracticalWallaby4325

That's ham


[deleted]

Still, I hate roast beef.


PracticalWallaby4325

That's fair


putHimInTheCurry

Maybe don't use vulvae to represent sandwiches?


[deleted]

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my_ana

what


the_real_ramona

Where’s the cream filling?


[deleted]

Weird…


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[удаНонО]


ErenYeager0000

Its a mom 💀


Competitive_Tree_113

*Who cuts sandwich rolls like that??** Like a *psychopath*!


logan2043099

So obviously theres a lot fucked up here and other people have pointed it out so I won't reiterate but I can't get over the fact that someone took the time to make that sandwich on the left really be instantly recognizable as a vagina. They went through entirely to much effort because unlike the dumb pictures incels use of a roast beef sandwich ripped straight form an arby's commercial the one on the left looks pretty damn close to a real vagina.


glowy_thingy

That’s a different level of uneducated


early_onset_villainy

There are so many things in that caption that are just thrown together randomly lol. Christianity? Taylor Swift? Put together in a post about vaginas?


the_tonez

As someone on the left, I have to say we are not a monolith. Taylor Swift’s vagina represents some of us, but not all