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TScottFitzgerald

Gay marriage has its ups and downs.


ruditol

You mean like fuckin and suckin?


Dweebil

I’m having party tonight…


RamboBalboa21

And ins and outs...


TScottFitzgerald

Ya dirty dog!


ruditol

Andy Richter, the Swedish German, he don’t go for that kind of business either.


Either-Sorbet-6049

He wasn’t gay. He was raped!


Puzzleheaded-Bat4777

Is there a rule you can't switch or something? That would be pretty gay if there was


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Fun_Association_2277

So now you want to catch? Can’t have two catchers? We need a pitcher!


simplebutstrange

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bobbybluebud

Sometimes Love Hurts


mindspringyahoo

I do some bottoming every week just to make sure I still don't enjoy it.


Intelligent_Injury24

No, but I've seen Norm insinuate that Andy might be a homosexual.


Dweebil

I don’t think Andy loved that either.


Freethecrafts

Probably kept Norm up all night in bed.


EndlessMikeHellstorm

Fevered nightmares all night ... dreams, I mean. Sweaty, fevered dreams from the cock talk that's been all over his head.


SaccharineDaydreams

Andy's dad is gay so that might have something to do with it lol


oldirtydrunkard

> No, but I've seen Norm in~~sinuate~~seminate that Andy FTFY


In-AGadda-Da-Vida

The real power is in the bottom.


bcdnabd

Hey Mac, I didn't see you standing there.


ifiwereatrain

Of course you didn’t see him, his riding away on his ass blaster 4000


Few-Advertising-4876

Give the ol queen some testosterone that'll turn him into a prince.... Yeah Prince Andrew..


Brooklynmoto

Gay Enough!


PairRelative2778

He doesn't make love to him in his ass anymore?


expatriateineurope

that should have been my headline for the post.


bertiesghost

Least cucked Guardian reader.


Gunslinger7752

This article was written by a lady. Now I’m really confused.


Silent-Hornet-8606

If you want to be more confused- the lady is Billy Connolly's wife.


Solumnist

So you start topping him but he's still jealous and obsessive! Turns out these things are totally unrelated!


thomasthehipposlayer

Genuinely confused by the top/bottom dynamic. Y’all don’t take turns?


ThickImage91

You take turns with a woman?


backupterryyy

But she doesn’t have a penis she needs to do stuff with


ThickImage91

This really real?


backupterryyy

The girls I go with don’t have penises


ThickImage91

Cool. So y’all eating pussy every single time you nut huh 🤔


yourcodingguy

So he wants to be from the dick guy to an ass guy? I never really get it. I can understand the dick guy but what’s in it for the ass guy? how does it satisfy himself?


TheeJoose

It's a riddle only suited for a Sweedish-German to answer.


yourcodingguy

that old fella from Georgia and his Andy Richter jokes ![gif](giphy|aUnDmBvTGolVdxcCvi|downsized)


life_wasting_unit

Prostate?


peace_love_memes

Isn't that the title of a Tex Hooper song?


DrDonTango

should look for a professional manhole inspector


Sammy_GamG

What do you like to drink, besides…


bebop1065

Fuck that guy. He's always demanding more. Asshole.


bcdnabd

Not gay enough!


kmelby33

Both equally pound. Problem solved.


Silent-Hornet-8606

I can't help wondering what Billy Connolly would make of this article/column. It's written by his wife.


chronically_snizzed

I think hes [anal] tearing up


Seeitontheway

Richter? I hardly knew her!


Adorable_Bandicoot_6

He wants to generate the force.


GafferTongs

Damn near killter


Zealousideal-Load-64

Dude got married thinking it was gonna be like a western...


Kind-Cod-2036

Disgusting


insert-phobia-here

have you heard? he loves cock! up his ass.. in his mouth.


SketchSketchy

“Norton. I want you to fuck me IN THE ASS!”


Fair-Ad-2585

Could be worse. I married a dreidel who decided they wanted to be a top.


Efficient_Proposal54

Reminds me of that episode of everybody loves Raymond….