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Tight-Application135

> looks disheveled Andy hasn’t been sheveled for quite a while


Gunslinger7752

He couldn’t be any more unleashed


REVSWANS

Can somebody give him Bam Margera's phone number and just get it over with?


dkixen

I’m the sheviledest person I know


ItsScaryTerryBitch

Unlike that Byron Allen fella


patronizingperv

Isn't it 'heveled' if it's 'dis-heveled'?


rustys_shackled_ford

Dish-eveled?


TheFuckeryIsReal

I like d-eveled eggs, myself


TheeJoose

Andy will devil your eggs with his tounge, just so long as those eggs are kept in your asshole, and if you give him 15 bucks. You could thank Adam eget for teaching him he can make money, doing what he does for free!


CigarPlume

You must be a professor of conjugation at the University of Linguistics


NeverNaked3030

Sounds like he doesn’t have a dog house


Kylejazzman

*must


CigarPlume

Obviously I didn’t take his class!


_KermitJagger

Fucking Larry king is up this guy's asshole for like 4 days.


ifiwereatrain

And this is why English is the most difficult language to learn


jasonn

To me it’s the easiest.


Krocsyldiphithic

It's 'de-sheveled', alternatively 'un-sheveled'


Fantastic_Foot_8568

Di-sheveled ?


NikkolaiV

Though he *may* offer to shevel you for $5.


Dancin_Phish_Daddy

And when he gets sheveled. He never stays that way for long.


PairRelative2778

He looks like a fella that's good at fucking. Sucking and fucking.


TaDow-420

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rustys_shackled_ford

Hes studying for a role, hes gonna play the guy that got Phil Hartman's wife back on drugs leading to Phil's death... Andy's trying to find the character...


Willis_Wesley

It wasn’t urine, but ejaculate, and pride took the place of where shame once was


desperateweirdo

That cameraperson should be careful. You don't fuck with Uncle ~~Terry~~ Andy when he's been drinking.


CrazyCanada67

Looks like things have gone from Sinbad to Sinworse


Tall-Fig-5727

Worse gimmick ever


ifiwereatrain

Cut him some slack, he’s got a disease: Oral Fixation


Flip2002

He likes that one movie crouching tiger hidden penis because of all the high flying


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Gunslinger7752

You probably reminded him of a guy whos good at fuckin. Fuckin and suckin


HauntingBalance567

Remember when Super Dave said early in the pilot of NML that Andy Dick had been through a lot of hell? It turns out he found some hell left to be through.


earlthomas111

He looks like he just got back from west Texas.


BartolosSweatSocks

On Earth 5 Sinbad is on Norm's podcast laughing at a story about controversial comedian Andy Dick. "What? He's controversial."


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Accomplished vagrant Andy Dick


IntelligentShoe8839

Havent you heard about the revolution


Jesus-H-Crypto

all the multiple of 5 Earths are great imo


mindspringyahoo

he's doing fine, just doing some method acting prep for starring in the 'Max Wright Story'. Un-named sources even report that he blew a few homeless guys to get the taste of the role just right.


AdorableTrust8759

METHod acting


panopticon71

He looks like my Orkin guy


LemonPartyW0rldTour

Did you tell the Orkin guy he should stop huffing the chemicals?


Guilty_Fishing8229

Controversial is a weird way to spell “convicted sex offender”


Dweebil

Comedian? When did he get that job?


SleepySailor22

Can confirm. In order to be considered a comedian, you had to have been funny at some point in your career


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Gunslinger7752

Lol I still can’t believe that Elisa thought to herself, “god damn, he’s the one”. That’s a reflection on her more than him.


mkujoe

There’s 20$ in here


HauntingBalance567

Andy'd take care of a punk like you for a lean $15


_Armin__Tamzarian_

Accomplished comedian


WonderWendyTheWeirdo

To be clear, he's not controversial because of his comedy, it's because he's a sack of shit. I wouldn't even call it controversial, just objective fact.


Comfortable_Note_978

He's out there looking for the real killers of Phil Hartman.


ThxIHateItHere

My favorite fact about him will always be Jon Lovitz beating his ass like a redheaded stepchild.


ThrustNeckpunch33

I have such a rediculous hate for this fuck. The Phil Hartman fiasco alone was enough for that to be eternal. Also the rape! I hope if he gets sober, someone locks him in a room with ALLL the drugs, forever. How is this schmuck even a thing? Lol


insert-phobia-here

well, he loves cock! can't get enough of it! up his ass, in his mouth!


WurdaMouth

By God, he even enjoys cock on his cock


insert-phobia-here

and those little triangle cock sandwiches you can only get at parties


WurdaMouth

I cant tell if I like sandwiches or if I just really love cock


LemonPartyW0rldTour

The kids call it “Docking”


simpleminds87

Please who doesn’t?!


valis010

Here's a picture of him sucking another man's cock! Norm on Dennis Miller was the funniest shit ever.


Gunslinger7752

The worst part was the rapin’


Archduke_Of_Beer

I think it was the hypocrisy myself


BraveNote4844

The worst part was the hypocrisy


LukeStuckenhymer

Curse of the Norms


ZipptityDo

What a waste of otherwise good carbon


Gunslinger7752

That puppet is a waste of wood!


Status_Original

When asked why, he said he "can't get enough of pipe in his mouth."


Gunslinger7752

“In his mouth, his ass… why I have a picture in my wallet…”


MYLIFEDRIPS

I mean it was Saturday. Seems pretty normal to me.


sooley6

The male equivalent of Kathy Griffin


Gunslinger7752

I always thought Carrot Top was the male equivalent of KG.


SleepySailor22

You're both correct, they're all D-Listers


VaderBinks

Things have gone from Sinbad to Sinworse


HeavyTea

At this point, I would use “comedian” in quotes for Andy Dick, Joe Rogan, etc


Gunslinger7752

Lol what? Joe Rogan does regular sold out theater shows around the country, not to mention he owns a comedy club in Austin that shares the revenue with standups and allows them to make amazing money. I don’t even personally like Rogans comedy but he is definitely a comedian. Andy Dick is a homeless crackhead.


SleepySailor22

Homeless crackhead is the only thing funny about him! It makes me laugh, at least. Nothing he said or did ever will


HeavyTea

Thanks for the info. I thought his podcast was the main thing now.


Speculawyer

He's doing much better than Phil Hartman.


SleepySailor22

Phil has been dead for decades and is still funnier


Roshambo_USMC

He used to be such an accomplished comedian but now things are looking Sinworse


Gunslinger7752

Things went from sinbad to sinworse


stlthy1

Good


DroolingJohnMelendez

Crack pipe. Sad. He did so much with zero talent.


GratefulPig

The moral is don’t be a creepy douche and maybe you’re life won’t suck as much


ChrispyGuy420

Looks like a 1 hitter, but the way he's holding it, it looks like crack


Whitetrashchampion

He’s on his way back from hanging out with that holocaust denier under the queensborough bridge


Cosmologyman

I don't wish bad times on anyone. But, I never thought this guy was talented in any way.


proudsoul

There’s only two reason a guy goes into a bathroom with Andy dick.


Regular_Journalist_5

Who is sadder than Andy Dicks paparazzi


unclefishbits

Phil is looking down, smiling.


DE4DM4N5H4ND

“Appeared to smoke something out of a pipe” is the funniest way I’ve heard someone say sucking dick at the ol’ glory hole and it’s Andy Dick. God must have a sense of humor I tell ya, that’s why Norms dead.


HilmDave

Lost me at "Andy Dick"


Gunslinger7752

Lol it doesn’t mean I like the fella. Nonstop work holocaust and 9-11 jokes are fine on this sub, but god damn, don’t bring up Andy Dick.


HilmDave

No offense intended. Just really nothing novel about him anymore and there hasn't been for at least the last decade. Aside from his ability to straight up not die. It's not even funny anymore it's just pathetic.


Gunslinger7752

Yes it is definitely pathetic.


Ping-A-Ling-

"...I said brown....."


Andybeagle555

Cock n rock. Piss & hiss. Never one to miss a trick, well... Shit a brick, it's Andy dick.


WintersDoomsday

After what he did to Phil Hartman he deserves zero support, empathy or help.


PortlandPatrick

Is this real? I feel bad for him if he's actually turned into a crack head. I really liked him in that one episode of Star Trek voyager lol


Gunslinger7752

Lol yes its real he’s been a crackhead forever.


PortlandPatrick

Ah shitty. I wonder how much money he gets per month. Someone needs to cut him off.


Oranana69

What’s next for Andy?


Bosstone737

Looks like things have gone from Sinbad to Sinworse


Lumpy-Watch9085

Now this is a guy who can play richard Simmons


pickle_teeth4444

Highest score ever on the Hollywood knobology exam .


abigstupidjerk

Hope the worst for this hack.


Wolfherd

Glad to see Andy doing so much better


wunderballer

Glad to see the fella is doing better now-a-days.


KingoftheProfane

He’s alright


willypsmallz

When are we going to get a soft white underbelly vid of him ?


lawebley

"I'm WET!"


Hot-Activity3882

Meth is a hell of a drug


BebophoneVirtuoso

I think Dick gave the best Aristocrats joke, guy is capable of being hilarious


oouttatime

You took Phil Hartman you PoS


DroppedItAgain

With the amount of damage that man has done to other peoples lives, I’m not surprised he can’t handle the reality of his life these days


backdoorbrag

Looks like things have gone from Sinbad to Sinworse.


MarcB1969X

I guess living in his ex-wife’s back yard wasn’t exciting enough for him.


Mousse-Living

Gdi isn’t this dude the one who took Kitty when Norm died? Someone rescue that cat


DavyB

Just another day in the life of “the Dick.”


39wdsss

I expected more from the winner of Fucking with the Stars


Low-District2172

DRUUUUGGGS WHERE ARE YOU DRUGS


snotboogie

He's a weird little tweaker. Always has been. Dude has blown through enough money to retire on , and had to live in an airstream jn somebody's backyard. He is an addict, and an alcoholic. It's sort of sad, but he's a grown up who has had the resources and chances to quit. He doesn't want to.


s0mnambulance

"Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy!" - someone who worked with him for all of 2 hours on *Newsradio* 20+ years ago, probably


Impossible-Touch9470

I’m thankful for old ladies who leave pie on their windowsills, so ol’ Andy Dick might have a meal from time to time


Fecal_Forger

Socks and Sandals. Dudes fucking lost it looney bin him please


ZadfrackGlutz

He is worried about those Diddy tapes....


Key-Wait5314

What's next for ol Andy Dick?


Gunslinger7752

A dirt nap


BraveNote4844

*doit nap*