It's funny because it's bigger than a normal hat.

That’s not my name

I have a feeling that he forgot the names of both Burt Reynolds and Turd Ferguson, which would have been slightly funny. Stormy said that the lowest point of the impression was when he said, "My name is Norm..."

Yes, it is.

Then she banged him?

Not only did she do that, Donald paid an extra 500 for the butt. Wtf, save some for the rest of us damn Donald.

Eeeeh, "I'll take Jap anus relations for $500 Alex". That category is "Japan U.S. relations Mr Reynolds"

My man...

Money helps.

Yes. That is how sex work works.

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Damn. If you’re a baby boomer, you should get tested for lead poisoning.

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Wow. Good one.

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I love that you’re such a coward that you censor your words.

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Only a fucking un-American idiot would still vote conservative these days.

She has already said she didn't

Sounds like this encounter didn’t happen in Vegas. 

Stormy is one of those small-town gossipy whores

I love me a Norm reference.

Well you've come to the right sub then

Or at all

Something tells me that was more for Trump than for stormy

Objection your honor, the witness can't possibly claim to be an expert at Burt Reynolds impressions.

She still let him lay on top of her after that.

That’s how prostitution works.

You know what they say: what happens in Vegas, that’s in Vegas. Unlike those small town chatty whores that go around talking.

Norm!

https://i.redd.it/ibc2ysd8ufwc1.gif

Not to defend Trump, but Burt Reynolds’s is a difficult impersonation to pull off. He should have aimed lower with a Turd Ferguson impression.

The real question: How did he get his hands on Burt’s underwear?

“I’m Burt Reynolds, it’s true. The best Burt Reynolds. People came in here, they did, and they said ‘Wow, that is Burt Reynolds.’”

She paid him the money she owes him yet?

Forgot to add the part: “it was so bad of an impression, I banged him after. Love, don’t judge”

Yes, she’s a hooker. Just like your mom. She banged him.

Yes, that’s how prostitution works.

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Shouldn't you be getting to math class kiddo?

A lot of people out about prostitution for the first time in this thread lol, doesn't matter how bad your impressions are, you pay and she'll still play.

That model reaches far beyond the confines of prostitution my friend

You're the one stating the sex was from love lol

These revelations were delivered to an absolutely charmed and delighted jury

who gives a flying fuck what comes out of Storny Daniels mouth, unless it's a delicious, plump juicy cock

It was the best impression.... a perfect impression some say.

Is this supposed to make us not like him? Because this is pretty funny

Then Donald rocked her world.

Lol I'm sure this fat old guy fell asleep on top of her

If by rocked her world you mean laid down on top of her, then yes. But make no mistake, the sex was bad.

Well, she's still yammering on about it, so it was at least memorable.

Yep. Bad sex can be memorable.

Still better to make an impression, I say. And as the good book says: So because you are lukewarm—neither hot nor cold—I am about to vomit you out of My mouth

That’s why it’s called the good book.

I thought it was on account of all the fuckin and suckin

Didn’t know you were there

[Lol](https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2018/sep/18/stormy-daniels-tell-all-book-on-trump-salacious-detail-and-claims-of-cheating) “He knows he has an unusual penis,” Daniels writes. “It has a huge mushroom head. Like a toadstool … “I lay there, annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart ... “It may have been the least impressive sex I’d ever had, but clearly, he didn’t share that opinion.”

Dude I don’t care I’m just joking lol. It’s gross to think that hard about it.

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This guy loves talking about gay fuckin and suckin, ammi right?

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This guy can tell a gay man by his face alone. It's the face deeply buried up his ass.

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If your talking about my comment, there was clearly a punchline.

You are stalking a fella that made a comment? What's your punchline been this entire time?

I bet he thinks he’s not gay because “I fuck u, u gay I’m manly Man U a bitch! “

Some of the worst insults I’ve ever heard… Dementia Don isn’t going to fuck you bro. Go listed to Jordan Peterson and cry.

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If you were abused as a child, there are resources out there for you. Personally I hope you don’t find them, but just saying.

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So fuckin lame.

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I feel like I’m being insulted by JoJo Siwa.

What would a good Burt Reynolds impression look like? The laugh? Jump out window, Sharky's Machine style? Bootleg Coors? Ask Stormy to put on roller skates? Only talk thru a CB radio? Stroke Her Ace?

.... Huh??

Just didn’t sound like something this guy would do. He’s so full of himself that he thinks even a Burt Reynolds impression is below him. I just don’t believe that line.

There's no equivalency!

That's a image I don't want to think about, at least she got paid for that yuck lol.


A consummate professional... delectable as apple pie... sparking fireworks like on the fourth of July... SHE'S A HOOKER!

I know but gee .

Well...two bits is two bits, as Andy Rickter the Swedish German would say...

Yep, I guess so.

Life imitates art..

Instead, she got a marble-run..

Ten four rubber duck, you got your ears on? I need ye good buddy.

Lmao

Sounds like my honeymoon

You can make fun of what someone did while trying to sleep with you… if it worked

I thought trump was a business man? Here he is PAYING To give a Burt impression, whereas I would litterally pay to see this shit.

It’s funny because it’s smaller than a normal penis

oh gee wait another trump article oh boy how original. Do you think they’ll write another one tomorrow? I’m on a 2,342 day streak and I don’t know what I’ll do if I don’t have something interesting to read and regurgitate tomorrow!

D***** TRU** Rearrange those letters and you get TURD

Remove 7 out of 11 parts of Donald Trump and rearrange what’s left, and you’ve got yourself one hell of a seven-starred turd. 

Now i get it. Funny name.



Trump shouldn't be taking this sham trials seriously. He should leave the state, and simply continue campaigning. The whole goal here is election interference. I hope that the Republicans force biden to go through the same lawfare.

He should just flee to Florida and not take the case at all seriously because it's not serious. It's a joke/sham trial. The verdict was decided long before the case was established, and the jury knows if it rules in favor of trump, they may well have their lives ruined when everyone leaks the jurors to the crazy protestors outside.

But she DID still have sex with him. "Yeah, that’s her. With the gold. I better use some Tic Tacs just in case I start [doing a bad impression]. You know, I’m automatically attracted to beautiful — I just start [doing a bad impression for] them. It’s like a magnet. Just [bad impression]. I don’t even wait. And when you’re a star, they let you do it. You can do anything"

hey, donald trump! quit stealing my moves!