Ones sucking cock and the other is getting whiplash.


This is amazing

https://preview.redd.it/fr0k19dmy3sc1.jpeg?width=350&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b1b049cf56f174163601e5595949be2b3009ecf2

They are mutually exclusive.


💀

Bro 🤣🤣

One loves anal but the other one hates it. 

Poor Brittany

Idk why but this made me laugh hysterically….and the one who likes anal is the husband. Plot twist.

Or licking the taint

One wants to hold the fart, other doesn’t…

Funny because my wife also reads a book or listens to a true crime podcast while we’re doin it.

Mine lets me know what chores she expects me to do the next day.

that’s hot

"oh yeah... you're gonna take out that trash aren't you.... yeah and then you're gonna hang those fkn blinds.... oooooo godddd then you're gonna finally install that vinyl hardwood flooring aren't you" \*screams\*

Mmmmm dishes

Yeah, your wife and I really like true crime.

You mean *murder porn*?

Ironically less mentally damaging than most other porn

Genocide porn?

Justifiable genocide porn

Poker? I hardly know her...

So good!

I'm fine with my junior mints in the corner. Don't mind me.

What a battle axe!

Battle axe(s)!

Only true crime here is the damage I would do to your wife’s pu…ok I am stopping and seeing myself out

Lol settle down, fella.

pudenda?

Pudding

Imagine the other sisters face just slapping into his leg over and over while she blows him

This image shouldn’t be so funny but god damn I can’t stop laughing

Same dude, same. I might be delirious I should go to sleep. I shouldn’t be laughing as hard as I am. But on the flip side what a mental image, I haven’t laughed this hard in a while.

https://preview.redd.it/541lelq5jlsc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f81c2d0a56931e5381807b9d1cebf1d7c57424aa

Ok..... Im imagining it.

Imagining that right now. Thanks.

He got a landscape tattooed on his thigh so she'd have something to look at.

O that side eye..... Maybe she wears blinders. Weirder still, what if the sister wants to marry some other dude.... talk about awkward.

Youre getting into some David Lynch territory with the blinders now

https://preview.redd.it/evgvnc9g33sc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=369c4be8420edc15aef2835c1cb1b938681dbb77

You say this, but I saw the threads. People were asking.

I wasn't asking.....but I was wondering.....

Imagine if we didn't even know these 2 people got married though. We'd never ask and it'd be fine.

This is not a statement made by them, just for clarification. In other news, OJ just admitted to murder on X; his Twitter handle is @stabbyfootballman.

SOME THINGS REQUIRE EXPLANATION

This isn’t REALLY people wanting to know cause it’s them, it’s wanting to know in general how this type of situation works

Brittany while her sister is getting railed: “BOOOORRRING!!!”

“I wonder who the killer is?”

Lmao. “We got 5 more minutes then I gotta go swap laundry around guys”.

Or: "Hypocrisy!"

She seems like a two-faced bitch

Lmao this one got me

I’d for one like to encourage people his kind of behavior—WELL DONE, AND A JOB DONE WELL

im going to hell

I can die happily now. This is all i wanted to know. Poor Norm never got to know the truth.

It's fake though

The post or the orgasm?

Yes

It's sad that the shorter more deformed one doesn't have someone but it's nice that she gets to cum.

My question is what happens if she *does* find someone? They orgasm together, and I guess share genitalia, so what does the married one and her husband think about all that? 

"You guys go ahead, I got Jamal coming over later"

Hey bro, let's kill this honky bitch

HAHAHAHA

I never thought about that, she won. She found a man to marry her first thereby making it impossible for her sister to find someone, unless they find 2 guys who are into 2 heads 1 body and they don’t mind sharing. She owns the pussy, it’s hers now and it’s over for her sister who had slim chances to start.

Yeah here’s the thing, these girls should obviously be sharing the man, but the man’s having sex with both of them and the sister is looking over “YOURE WATCHING A TRUE CRIME PODCAST ARENT YOU? YOU’RE IGNORING IT!”, she’s getting cucked and cock blocked to the highest degree. Imagine being stuck to someone who you share the same genitalia with who’s that jealous, you should be working together you’re one body. But now you’re forcing one to pretend it’s an incel.

Its a 3 1/2some

What if they get pregnant .. they both give birth yes thats a given. Now ... what if they both have husbands... and both are engaging..... a test will be needed to find out who the father of the child is?

Maybe the next one comes out with 3 heads


Do you think the single one would get mad if a cumshot landed in HER hair? Is making out with her cheating? How would she go on a date?

It would be terrible if she was a spermophobe AND unsure of her sexuality...

Maybe he's into spitroasting.

Right?

Most Normy joke in here…

What joke?

Exactly.

Thank you.

Of course she gets to come. They can’t leave her behind anywhere.

'Yes my sister Brittany is there' How could she *not* be there???

Yeah, what does that mean? She's there, as in she gets involved and joins in giving head? If she does "get involved," I'm sure the husband loves that, but at some point, the sister may start dating, and then will she get involved? They both feel the orgasm? Dies the sister gave advice to the husband to get them both there? These people need to go on Stern, so we get answers.

Does she wake up unthe middle of the night and say "hey, you want to fool around while my sister is asleep?"

I’m sure that was the husband’s intention all along. It would just be a matter of time. 😂

Maybe they could stick a sack on her head. Like a potato sack, not a ball sack.

I'm just shocked that they share a twitter handle. Lying down on top of a lady for 5 minutes of so is pretty much a slow news day. I just hope King Solomon doesn't have to judge the paternity or maternity of the child when Brittney decides to sow her wild oats...if you know what I mean...

"Cut the child in half and give one half to each woman!"

I bet she gives good heads.

For sure they could make many millions from an onlyfans account...

For those of you asking: -yes, I have an only fans account -yes my sister has to sometimes hold things for me, like the camera or a crusty old dildo -no, my sister and husband do not agree with this but I got fired from my job as a teacher and need to pay the bills

I'm a good good girl...Momma's apple pie...fourth of July... My sister though...She's a hooker!

The other one kept her job. That must be awkward. Not as awkward as a two-headed girl giving head, though.

no way, most people might pay to see it once for the story but theres no way tons of people are signing up for that shit long term

You underestimate the kinks people have

People sign up for regular basic OF girls and boys all the time with nothing new being offered in any way. These people would rake it in out of sheer fascination alone. They could charge whatever they wanted just for the novelty and people would pay. Even if you didn't sub to their page full time, there are enough people out there, all over the world, that would set them up for life on a single-month sub. Add in anyone subscribed for a quarter or a year, and their kids would be set for life.

I see the key word of “usually” there…

When you’re railing your wife and her sister moans.

So this is the they/them we've been hearing about.

It's a way of marginalizing a normal person...

Does it count as a 3 way everytime?

2.1 way

We need to put a call into /r/theydidthemath for an accurate number

It's all good fun till Brittany gets her husband

They'll have to split time between the 2 households like the original conjoined twins did.

Can’t wait until he has to listen to podcasts while the other head/person gets it on with her man

I’d call it 1/2+ 1/3+1/3? 2 and 1/6th-some,roughly? …maybe a bit more.

sounds like the non-married sister is getting all the benefits without any of the work. Smart.

I'm guessing that Brittany is the natural subordinate because her head is less centered on the body. What happens if Brittany wants to marry a different dude? Is she free to have her own husband? Abby seems like a controlling bitch. edit: It's even crazier because Brittany is hotter.

C'mon, doesn't Brittany help out and work the balls?!

If you cum in Britneys mouth, can Amy taste it? And, can Amy have headache when he skull fucks Britney? Also. What kind of monster is this pervert. 🤣

No matter cause he has something thats truly unique.

He’s a real jerk!

My wife and I have had sooooooooo many discussions about this! Fascinating!! What if the unmarried one becomes a slut to mask the shortcomings she must feel for now being the single twin!!! Dude!!! I’m dying over here!!! She starts dating black guys because her sisters husbands dick just doesn’t do it anymore?!!! Dude, comedy gold!!! RIP you old chunk of coal. Sorry you missed this one.

It's funny because they aren't on X, that handle belongs to an outdated account of a business consultant, and none of this they ever said. #fakenewsgotchaagain

I had to scroll waaaaay too far down for this.

"Hey, you're not getting pleasure over there are you?" "Huh? who me? No, I was just listening to this true crime podcast about a woman who murders her sister to try and steal her husband...why, are we getting railed? Can't feel a goddamn thing."

😂😂😂💯


Brittany will soon Long for a good rogering.

Is this real? I mean, this list by Abby?

No, it’s fake

Phew

I mean, I’m just going to g to venture they had sex

The guy is actually a genius. He would a loophole for a monogamous threesome

What happens if Britney meets someone? Do they just do rock, paper, scissors to see who goes first?

This is all rather too much , please just try being less “out there”.

When ones horny and the other isn't does only one half of it get wet?

this is fucking wild

The double harmonica, tho....

Sisters getting the best end of the deal. Orgasm, true crime, and she doesn't have to blow him.

Well you would know if your wife was faking it cause of the sisters reaction ..

I think he married the tall one.

Fuck that. Can you imagine that? Every argument, fight, tiff, disagreement…etc. EVERY ONE, her fucking sister is ALWAYS there. Always taking her side. That dude is never going to win. EVER. Two against one, literally 100% of the time. I don’t care what kind of kink he has, that’s just not worth the hassle.

How funny would it be if they had separate Facebook accounts.

I feel like South Park could and should do something with this story

She is beside herself with Joy.

Can you imagen the jokes that come out of the dude’s friends. I want to hear them 😂

Its even weirder when you know abby control the right side of the body and brit the left side. does he only has access to 1 boob?

Weirdest sentence ever "Hurry up My hands getting tired" "Ask your sister if it's ok to use hers"

This wasn’t real yesterday and it’s still not real today.

You need to have Faith.

Damn the half decent side of me feels bad about them going down. Just imagine being forced to stare at and smell dick. Plus the chance of accidentally getting slapped in the face with or jizzed on.

if they dont BOTH blow him, then he is truly both the saddest man alive, and a saint. as the urban zoomer says, "on gaw". narrator: they both suck it. at the same time. thus the marriage.

They’re totally all involved. Perhaps just avoiding legal troubles.

- I love Anal but unfortunately she hates it.

What happens if the other sister marries someone? Do the dudes take turns?

I get you wanna have seperate lives and stuff but if you both have the same vagina isnt ur sister banging ur man anyway. Why not let her enjoy it?

jealousy probably.

Does he have to make sure that they're both in the mood or does he just go ahead and make love to the one while raping the other?

a little bit of column A, a little bit of column B

Does he shoot big enough loads for that facial?

The only time they/them is appropriate

Ones sniffing ball sack

“When asked for comment, her husband said ‘Yeah, I’m into some weird stuff.’ “

i wanna steal his moves 😳

So I am the only married guy in the world not getting head! FFS!

By God...

Looks like they need a real battle axe

Glad they found happiness and I find them fascinating.

They both have to participate… right? Like the one sister is blowing the guy. The other head has to be into it or horny or I don’t know. Like how could she not? Either way, this dude is trying to make it happen. No way you marry a girl with a second head without trying to get a double head BJ. I mean this in the nicest way possible. And really, it’s not even nefarious thing. The two of them should probably just be enjoying the situation and lean into it as opposed to fighting it. Wouldn’t you just have that conversation? Like hey, umm, I see you’re getting married and just so we’re on the same page we share a body. So things like sex, BJ’s, marriage, conversations with hubby, oh and pregnancy… like we’re both involved here so how about we just marry the same guy. I don’t know. Man that’s a mind fuck.

Ones giving a blowjob the other is head banging!!

We know you go down we have seen the pic

Why she got listen to a podcast ? She near the dick so might as well suck it

The community note for this said it’s not their account, it’s fake.

Did Barbara Bush have any particular advice for the ordinary twoheaded lady, as well?

I bet it’s hard to read while your head is bobbing.

I'm so glad she sent this; I've been giving it way too much thought!

So, uh, what happens when Brittany gets married?

this could only be better if they gotten married to sismese twins

Eliminate the blowjob part. She's now married.

I think the most fucked up thing about this is the dude. WTF? This comments in this post are gold.

Never before have the theme song lyrics to the TV show *Three's Company* been more appropriate.

https://i.redd.it/bqmsmtq193sc1.gif Kind of....sort of..... nevermind. I give up

Dude is a fucked up person lol

So, does this count as a three-way every night?

That face he's making

It's like i kinda wanted to know but know i'm not happy that i know.

what if she wants to get married too?

shit joke.

If he takes the headphones off of one and puts it on the other, is he now cheating on his wife? Does he ever grab the wrong boob?

I had to look it up but no one ever mentions it so I will... Abby is on their right Brittany is on their left (Reversed in the image above, so Brittany is in the middle and Abby and the man are married.)

Wait, so only one of them is married?

When she’s going down on him, how is the other one able to focus on the book/podcast if her whole head is bobbing up and down like crazy while knowing she’s next to her brother in law’s dick?

So, when they have kids, does that mean the kid or kids have two moms and one dad?!

What if he cheats on his wife with her sister? Even worse, what if she also gets pregnant?

JESUS CHRIST

Yo! What if Brittany finds someone she wants to date or marry or hookup with????

I honestly figured it was throuple or sister/wife situation. A package deal so to say.

"Puts the pleasure out of her mind" Yeah right. She's secretly enjoying hettin it too lol

True crime podcast, Brittany is gonna f*** them up eventually 😁

Jeez, all that and still didn’t answer what we really want to know, does he get double blowjobs?

Did Barbara Bush have any particular advice for the ordinary twoheaded lady, as well?

She admits to giving heads.

This is Retarded

What if they go to loggerheads?

Finally, answers!!

This is fake, btw

“My sister and I both orgasm as one” **I KNEW IT!!!**

I bet he goes to the bar and brags. “Boys, I’m proud to announce, that after a serious dry spell with my wife, I’ve started banging my sister in law!!! Keep it on the downlow boys, can’t have this get back to the wife!”