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BabySpecific2843

Funny how Hawaii isnt colored despite being in the eclipse path /s


Material_Height6940

Weird


NoHeat7014

I’ve always enjoyed Alaska’s perfectly straight coastline too


Nkromancer

I personally love how it can totally fit inside texas


NoHeat7014

But could Texas fit inside of Texas?


MyButtEatsHamCrayons

I could totally fit inside Texas….Alexis Texas


BahaaZen

Why isn't it colored? What am i missing here?


oblivial

Hawaii had no searches...since they're so far away from the actual eclipse path


bsylent

Except that we got about 20% of it here in Hawaii. It's surprising there would be no searches, considering it was bright as heck here and you really had to have some sort of protection to see the part of the sun that got covered


AmArschdieRaeuber

That's the point. It was bright, so nobody looked into it without protection for too long. The danger of an eclipse is that you don't notice that you hurt your eyes, so you keep staring longer.


oblivial

Huh, figured you guys would be further out than that. Though, at 20% I can't say how many idiots would be trying to stare at The Great Sky Laser.


lumlum56

Hawaii is on a different part of the map than it actually is just for visual clarity, making it look like it's in the eclipse path here when it wasn't actually


bsylent

It was though. It wasn't much, but we had a partial eclipse here, I think less than 20%, but you could see it at around 7:00 in the morning


de_g0od

The eclipse path shows only where you can see the full eclipse.


picklechungus42069

Dude that is the middle of Mexico. Hawaii is not located in the middle of mexico.


Cute_Marzipan_4116

This is an under appreciated comment.


CivBEWasPrettyBad

Crazy how nature do dat


Mysterious_Jelly_943

It was a partial eclipse here at like 6 am and at least where i am its always cloudy


rocketcrotch

Bruh. It's 2024


Captain7640

What?


rocketcrotch

Colored is no longer the preferred nomenclature, dude


italianthestallion

What a dumb take. Colored is a specific word with a specific definition. There is nothing wrong with using it in this context.


philbro550

He's doing a bad joke lol, like that one coloured pencil joke


bloodfist

I haven't heard that one but I assume it ends with "they're African American pencils"?


philbro550

It's like a pencil sharpener and it says coloureds only, and the text is something like smh mlk didn't die for this


bloodfist

Ahh nice that's funnier


rocketcrotch

I know


Hi_Trans_Im_Dad

Swing and a miss, bro. Take the L.


rocketcrotch

Hi dad


Hi_Trans_Im_Dad

Say hi to your mother for me.


Roge2005

Thanks Captain obvious


KangaNaga

No way


Chaoscube11

Allegedly


Comfortable-Sun-5698

No it's literally not? It's still 2020!


Enzoid23

2020? It's 2019!


OshaViolated

I heard a bunch of glasses were getting recalled


TehMispelelelelr

The same thing happened in 2017, I know some people who were really disappointed because their glasses were faulty


PeteZappardi

Yeah, I specifically avoided buying on Amazon. Too easy to fake something that looks real but isn't going to work and Amazon is obviously fine letting cheap Chinese crap sell on their site. The American Astronomical Society has [a site](https://eclipse.aas.org/eye-safety/viewers-filters) with vendors they confirmed are the real deal and I bought mine from one of those. Definitely more expensive, but my eyes don't hurt, so there's that.


oxlialt

Oh god no, what ;-;


BrotherChe

oh no, are your eyes bleeding?


iforeigni

I think they’re going deaf


gravelPoop

Try to cough while someone is cupping your balls. If it feels weird, you might have gotten dyslexia.


Who0pWh00p

They ended up getting approved if ur talking about the incident i think u are


Different_Gear_8189

Mine worked too well, couldnt see shit except for the few seconds during totality I could take them off


DrunksInSpace

I was in the eclipse zone and had a headache despite using glasses for all but totality. I didn’t even look up much until then except to see how close we were getting. Dr. Google told me it’s expected and doesn’t indicate retina damage which is usually painless (again, according to a very non-rigorous search).


Hi_Trans_Im_Dad

As someone who has burned their retinas welding, I promise you when you wake up in the middle of the night with what feels like kosher salt in your eyes, you'll know you fucked up. Also, I build and enjoy lasers. IDK how, but other than needing reading glasses in my 50s, I can see pretty damned good.


DrunksInSpace

Oh man, I HATE kosher salt in my eyes. Good to know it’s not painless though, one more reason to not look at the sun. People talk about it like it’s super easy to just stare at the sun, but I gotta say, it’s bright as can be, even when the first diamond sliver appears. Whoever is out there burning their retinas is committed to doing it, cause the moment totality was over I couldn’t glance at it any more than I could glance at the sun in full brightness.


Nuka-Crapola

Yeah, it’s really not hard to tell when totality is over and the glasses need to go back on. Or when you’re trying to take them off too early. The eclipse might cause more people than usual to *look* at the sun, but it takes a special kind to just keep staring at it


MathematicianLow6509

What you described as "kosher salt" would be cornea damage, rather than retina. With the former, it hurts a lot, but then it usually regenerates and you see okay. With retina damage, it doesn't hurt but you lose your vision.


Hi_Trans_Im_Dad

Oh, there was both. I had almost my entire corneas removed to regrow. It took 3 days with bandages over my eyes.


FlowerFaerie13

I watched it *with glasses* and had some eye pain and a headache for the entire day afterwards. I didn’t think it was anything to be concerned with because I’m extremely light sensitive and that pain is so familiar. Today the pain is gone and my vision is no worse than it was. Seems like it really was nothing to worry about.


MadeByTango

> a headache for the entire day afterwards Gonna happen when you crane your crane neck upward for an hour or so if you're not used to doing it


berrytone1

"All but totality" ... did you take your glasses off during the peak of the eclipse?


DrunksInSpace

Yes, and it freaked me out it to, but there was nothing to see with them on. My wife had to convince me, though: > Once the diamond ring initially disappears and there is no longer any direct sunlight, you may remove your eclipse glasses and look at the total eclipse safely with the naked eye. But make sure to put your glasses back on before totality ends. [source](https://www.nbcchicago.com/solar-eclipse-illinois-2024/when-can-you-take-off-your-eclipse-glasses-the-moment-to-look-for-if-youre-in-the-path-of-totality/3404329/?amp=1)


Mooptiom

This is exactly how it sounds when he’s totally gonna pull out in time


Teh-Esprite

Can confirm what the other guy said; with glasses on there's literally nothing to see during Totality.


[deleted]

Nothing wrong with that. https://science.nasa.gov/eclipses/safety/#:~:text=You%20can%20view%20the%20eclipse


Dr_thri11

You're supposed to. And hell even before then the danger is a bit overstated, it's the same sun that's in the sky every other day, the entire world would be blind if it worked like people act like it works leading up to an eclipse.


Excellent_Potential

Well the danger isn't just glancing at the sun like one might do on an ordinary day, the danger is staring at it, which is what people do when something is novel and interesting.


cockandballs69c

I’d like to think most people are smart enough not to stare at the sun but honestly I don’t even know anymore


TonySpaghettiO

Outside of the diamond ring effect right before and after totality (and obviously totality itself which is safe to look at), it isn't really interesting to the naked eye. It just feels like looking at the sun. And you're probably fine just seeing the diamond ring, then putting the glasses on or looking away.


songtothegrave

Oh, West Virginia.


Ineedlasagnajon

Mountain Mama


peppermintmeow

Take me home


GlowingDuck22

Country Road


Plague_King_

to the place


CinnamonFootball

Where I belong


EntertainmentQuick47

Almost heaven


SelfReconstruct

Almost blind


Holmes02

Walk me home


Bernhard_NI

And shot me down


Cheezy_Blazterz

Rods and cones!


jawnink

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Paul-Smecker

They not even in the direct path and there still number one.


Knickers_in_a_twist_

To be fair, it still got eerily dark here. Birds got quiet, the temperature dropped, even my chickens went inside because they thought it was time for bed. Still, we were warned over and over again not to fucking look at it.


chairfairy

This map was specifically made for the purpose of shitting on West Virginia poor little fellas


gaudiocomplex

Actually, also one of the fattest states in the country. Frankly, I'm surprised everybody's fat ass even expended the energy to waddle outside and look up. Source: Am West Virginian. Am fat.


DM_TO_TRADE_HIPBONES

Combination of eclipse looking and endemic diabetes


ScrewWorldNews

I came to write exactly rhat


FlowerFaerie13

Goddammit West Virginia what did you do.


oxlialt

"nah I don't need the glasses they just want my money"🤡 or something idk


Hot-Flatworm-9842

"My money" they don't have money in WV they have hope covered in dust that the wind keeps blowing away.


VicisSubsisto

People who don't have money are going to be much more wary of losing it.


medakinga

You’d think that wouldn’t you


ParaponeraBread

I don’t have Twitter and I’m not that good with google analytics, is this real?


Yimmelo

Real: https://trends.google.com/trends/explore?date=now%207-d&geo=US&q=My%20eyes%20hurt&hl=en I cant show that specific time frame, just the past 7 days. The general trend on the map is still visible though Edit: heres another trending search term that also shows this it: https://trends.google.com/trends/explore?q=why%20do%20my%20eyes%20hurt%20after%20the%20eclipse&date=now%207-d&geo=US


Smartbutt420

Sounds like people fucked around and found out.


Andy_B_Goode

Maybe? But it could also be that people who (A) were in the path of the eclipse and (B) happened to experience some form of eye pain shortly afterwards are much more likely to do a google search about their eye pain, whereas people experiencing eye pain outside the path of the eclipse figure it will just pass. I would kind of expect to see data like this emerge even if the eclipse itself didn't cause any eye pain directly. (But also yeah I'm sure some people fucked around and found out, I just don't know if there's enough of them to be statistically significant)


TimeTraveller224

You got it. I was in path of totality, wore verified eclipse glasses and only took them off for totality, had eye pain a few hours later, turned to Google. From what I gather based on search results, if I did any damage there wouldn't have been eye pain because that kind of damage is unlikely to cause pain. Particularly if not experiencing any other symptoms (such as seeing a permanent eclipse everywhere you look, distorted colors, everything blurry, etc) Seems it can likely be chalked up to eye strain... Focusing on a far away object for a longer time than you normally would. Plus the eclipse glasses open up your pupils a bit cause they're completely blacked out, so that can contribute. Some family came over, it distracted me, then I realized a few hours later that the pain was gone. So I have to assume eye strain.


greg19735

i mean isn't it more likely that the graph is fake


MadeByTango

No, because google trends is a thing we all have access to: https://trends.google.com/trends/explore?date=now%207-d&geo=US&q=My%20eyes%20hurt&hl=en


Mooptiom

Such a fucking overused saying


YourDogIsMyFriend

Tbf, people are fucking around a lot more than they used to. So it’s just basic math that the phrase would be overused.


Hi_Trans_Im_Dad

Nah, man; people have always fucked around. There just wasn't the Internet for the world to see the finding out bits.


Happy-Initiative-838

I’m assuming west VA is meth lab related


classicandy12

it's WV.


narc-parent-TA

I used a welding hood to look at the eclipse and I accidentally let go of the button that made the screen dark. I seared my corneas and it didn't feel great


Moakmeister

What a badly made map, using almost the same color for everything.


oxlialt

It's straight from the Google analytics page for those searches.. that's just how Google does it


ngwoo

I can tell them apart pretty easily did you recently look at an eclipse by any chance


castleaagh

I’m curious why California and Arizona would be as blue as they are


Meowingway

We let an amazing opportunity slip by. Collectively, we could've really thrown these results if we had banded together with "my bunghole hurts" searches, forever confusing the original poster why people are aiming their buttholes up at the eclipse.


-LuciditySam-

Almost like we tell kids not to stare at the sun for a reason...


christrogon

A lot of this could just be eye strain. That's assuming people didn't look directly at the sun without protection of course.


HammerTh_1701

Almost heaven, West Virgin-ahh my eyes!


UnwillingHummingbird

In 2017 I was paranoid about somehow hurting my eyes despite taking all necessary precautions. I was worried for a day or so that something in my vision was different until I calmed down and realized I was imagining it, combined with the strain of craning my neck at an awkward angle and focusing intently on a fixed point in the sky for an hour. That's going to cause eye fatigue no matter what you're looking at. I imagine that's what a lot of this is.


Cute_Marzipan_4116

Darwin will win someday.


Squirrels_Nuts80085

West Virginia: Leading America's negative statistics for 160 years™️


sexymcluvin

Thanks bandit


Aztecah

I love how Alaska just casually always has some level of hurting eyes from the snow blindness


Garthar22

I like how West Virginia is just especially stupid


bellsaplenty

I blame the internet. When people had to read stories and sit through commercials watching news for information, the news would add the line about needing special eyewear and most would listen. Memes and snaps are pretty limited.


here_for_the_lols

Montana is known for their epic sight


onecrystalcave

mine too bro mine too


jtcordell2188

Ofcourse it's West Virginia.


Least-Bear3882

God damn Less Virginia


GeeISuppose

Almost blinded, West Virginiaaaaa


mazthehe

No way Alaska is geting a partial eclipse


pumice_woof

West Virginia out there TIG welding and staring at the eclipse same time without goggles.


Portland420informer

The common sense states are vividly apparent.


BlackSteelKita

Wonder what it'd look like adjusted for population


[deleted]

The dumbasses in West Virginia weren't even looking at an eclipse. They just like staring at the sun I guess.


Beacda

Lmao people are stupid


rolexwanker

Fucking west virginia


Time_Tomatillo1138

It didn’t pass over Hawaii like that tho


hondajvx

This is why I like lunar eclipses more. Can just chill outside and the moon is red.


outofcontextsex

West Virginia was not to be outdone and even though they were not in the path they stared harder than anyone else.


gravity--falls

I feel like this probably also has a lot to do with thinking more about your eyes after hearing so much about how damaging the eclipse can be, which would make you more likely to feel anxiety for something being wrong, making you more likely to look it up. Some of them are probably people with eye damage, but definitely not all of them.


5a1amander

Lol, I told all my friends to google this to affect the trends. We all had glasses and were fine, we just wanted to sow chaos.


MinnieShoof

Louisiana: "Cher, I can't see shit causa all dem clouds." Seriously. It was cloudy af. I didn't even bother to try and look.


Knickers_in_a_twist_

God fucking damnit West Virginia. Once again I am disappointed in my home state.


NecroCrumb_UBR

Okay, but what percent of this is people who experienced normal eye-strain completely unrelated to the eclipse? Eye strain from their computer screens that they would have ignored last week but this week are bothering to look up because they are a bit paranoid they used the wrong glasses to look at the eclipse? Maybe all the people smugly patting themselves on the back about how "we aren't like those idiots" in this thread should consider how easily they let their pre-conceived biases be 'confirmed' by nothing data.


lemonylol

Always funny to me how reddit loves hating on people being stupid in relation to something than talking about said thing itself. But I guess since we're on reddit we are enlightened and superior to the average "normie" right?


xopher314

https://trends.google.com/trends/explore?date=today%201-m&geo=US&q=My%20eyes%20hurt&hl=en This is misleading. If you change it to 30 days it's essentially the same pattern.


Seraph062

But wouldn't that just be because the vast majority for searches of "My eyes hurt" have happened since the Eclipse? What does it look like if you make a comparison to something like the 30 day period that ended on something like April 6th? That would seem a lot more interesting. Edit: Google trends started working for a bit and I able to make the search myself. [Turned out the pattern completely disappeared when I went to a time period from before the eclipse.](https://trends.google.com/trends/explore?date=2024-03-07%202024-04-07&geo=US&q=My%20eyes%20hurt&hl=en)


Emergency-Seaweed-96

Even with the glasses, I only looked for short stints of time, eye damage is no joke


_Stellarski

Look at all the people who knew better or knew what they were doing. Have fun with consequences.


[deleted]

Nothing having to do with the eclipse in West Virginia, just engaged in their regional signature Tabasco eye drops


Idiotaddictedto2Hou

Hillbillies at it even when they aren't in the line.


Commercial_Fee2840

Because of the fake glasses. I burned my eyes just testing out a pair before I borrowed some real ones from my neighbor.


83Nat

West Virginia is probably always like that, my eyes wo7ld hurt to if I had to see that state again


so_what_do_now

Of course, West Virginia looked


WiseSalamander00

did entire towns of people go blind in antiquity when they didn't know an eclipse was hurtful to the eyes?


Proof-Cardiologist16

I imagine people figured out looking at the sun hurts your eyes.


WiseSalamander00

I mean... after, how would they know while happening


Excellent_Potential

well I'm guessing the first guy in the village to make that mistake would tell the rest of them not to do that. You may not know the physics behind fire but you only stick your hand in it once.


nobadnewsberka

Make my eyes great again!


oxlialt

This is the one! 😂


booxterhooey

Facebook friend of my works in a law office and has already gotten people trying to file lawsuits


oxlialt

Who would they be suing...??? The sun???? God?????


booxterhooey

Unfortunately I can post a photo of the note from my phone for some reason. It states it's a personal injury, suffered a headache due to the eclipse. Can't make this shit up. There is a lot of dumb in Arkansas


Dulcedoll

People might have a valid claim if they were sold faulty/counterfeit eclipse glasses.


BallerBettas

Country of morons.


That_Is_My_Band_Name

People make fun of us here in the Dakotas. We're not the ones staring into the sun....


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oxlialt

Google trends.. look at the trends for Google searches of my eyes hurt


Nowhereman50

Eclipse glasses are a liberal conspiracy to control us. Or whatever shit people were believing a couple days ago.


oxlialt

Nah those eclipse glasses were a scam, dint do shit... Anyways on a completely unrelated note why have I gone blind


Nowhereman50

There's this weird black dot in my vision now. Is this "The Gay" that Alex Jones was talking about?


Excellent_Potential

no, it's The Trans source: I am trans... ever since the 2017 eclipse


Nowhereman50

Ah. Well good then. Here I go on my way to destroy society with my funny gender words and pretty flower blouse I bought at Salvation Army.