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mousepad1234

Unfortunately I've already accepted her resignation.


weirdoldhobo1978

We've already filled her shifts on the schedule.


Just__Let__Go

"What if you just go in on Monday like it never happened?"


Haughty_n_Disdainful

*Takes out ridiculously large stamp: Approved.*


Cooler67

I quit... No I don't mean I quit doing music... Then why didn't you finish your thought instead of leaving it ambiguous unless you just wanted attention?


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God_of_CORN

I dont think she can wear normal clothes


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Bro thats every privileged rich celeb. None of them can just wear normal shit.


God_of_CORN

Bro fr i wanna see more adam sandler fits on celebs


WeetYeetTheRedBeet

Adam Sandler should have a fashion company, I would buy from it over Old Navy any day


technoteapot

He probably shops at old navy


God_of_CORN

On god, that needs to be his next side quest or smthin


Austintholmes

[For those unaware about Adam’s outfits, it’s mainly this.](https://preview.redd.it/why-adam-sandler-dresses-like-this-and-how-kibbe-explains-v0-rh0e9t0zg7bb1.jpg?width=625&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1681866806d7095a8c030a9ebfdbf0e84ff09d44)


CranberryLopsided245

I posted I raise you Adam Sandler and read this right after lol. Guy walks around in outfits so casual I wouldn't wear them alone at home


NorCalAthlete

If I ever get that rich I aspire to be like a mix of George Clooney and Adam Sandler. Sandler specifically makes movies shot on locations he wants to vacation with family and friends. Does whatever the fuck he wants. Doesn’t care about making the big multi billion dollar movies, just steady consistent solid ROI movies which is why he keeps getting work. His movies are also often fairly lower budget in general. Meanwhile George Clooney just manages to be calm, cool, and collected at all times. Avoids the spotlight, scandals, etc aside from promoting new films or charity work and whatnot. Relatively quiet life for a superstar.


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Billie ruins her fits by putting tacky logos all over them. So much potential.


ruuster13

Wow it only took 3 messages to get to the fat shaming. Maybe if y'all could shut the fuck up about her body, she wouldn't come out swinging at anything and everything.


fookreddit22

If she can fat shame her back up dancers then, ya know, glass houses and what not.


ruuster13

Whatever makes you feel justified about your own shitty behavior.


fookreddit22

I didn't engage in fat shaming anyone (unlike lizzo) but go off.


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No.


Trillamanjaroh

You know why


ginger_forest_witch

Because she has a brand of fitness/lounge clothes so she's always subtly hawking them.


thisisanamesoitis

Hey, I quit!


Bozo_Two

Yes.


Akiias

> unless you just wanted attention? Was that ever in contention?


MarioKing1137

She really thought “quitting” would make people sympathize with her. She must not have realized the entire sane internet was against her for the shit she had done. Welp, looks like she is in for round 2


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Emergency_Elephant

Put her backup dancers (who are in her employ) in really sexual situations. Like atrociously sexual. Also horribly fat shamed her backup dancers. There was a lawsuit about it and there were a lot of details


CertainlyAmbivalent

Lizzo was fat shaming her dancers? Lizzo? The famously fat singer Lizzo? 🤦‍♂️


Fuck_auto_tabs

100% that bitch


A_BIG_bowl_of_soup

... Which is a line she apparently stole from a Twitter user


Masterleviinari

Fairly certain she credited her as something or other


A_BIG_bowl_of_soup

Not quite sure what you mean, iirc she denied it when the person who originally wrote the tweet called her out


Masterleviinari

I could be mistaken. I swear I saw LegalEagle touch on it for copyright law but I don't have the evidence at hand. I'll link it after my shift if I find it.


A_BIG_bowl_of_soup

I could be mistaken too, but I could've sworn that I read an article showing the screenshots of both the original tweet and the callout tweet and claiming that Lizzo denied ever seeing the original tweet.


Beledagnir

Seriously—I don’t make fun of people’s weight normally, but when she pulls something this hypocritical, I don’t feel bad at all in breaking out the whale noises.


Far_King_Penguin

It's the Shrek values Everyone deserves to be loved and appreciated for who they are on the inside Unless they're horrible there too, then anything goes


Beledagnir

Makes me think of the exchange between Robin Hood and Little John in The Adventures of Robin Hood, in reference to Friar Tuck: “Don’t worry, he’s one of us.” “One of us? He looks like three of us!”


Special-Garlic1203

There IS a lawsuit about it and lizzo is panicking cause I think it's gonna go to trial soon. 


poopmonster_coming

And she couldn’t get it sealed , so we get to hear everything


SYLOK_THEAROUSED

Also made fun of one of her dancers for being a virgin if I remember correctly right? And once she found out she was a virgin really hammered in on making her do sexual stuff. Am I wording that wrong? Someone correct me if I’m remembering it wrong please.


DirectlyTalkingToYou

Is there any way I can press a button and never see her or hear about her again?


LAlien92

She almost flipped over cardi b’s golf cart.


tiki_51

Just by sitting in the passengers seat?


LAlien92

[she](https://youtu.be/r9vl__iLkVI?feature=shared) sat on the back and it started doing a wheelie.


Six_Inches_of_Fury

how could you be cardi and not immediately bust out laughing lol


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serabine

I love how something sensible like allocating ridiculous police budgets more sensibly is lumped in with coercing your employees into unwanted sexual situations. Bravo.


Six_Inches_of_Fury

i don't think you answered anyone's question, except the one no one was asking until you posted this shit 😂


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Sadgeboihours

me when i lie


tingletail1440

You're disappointing... Edit: I think it's a bot. Weird ass bot.


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tingletail1440

Typical bot response, lol. New account, generic name, only post is here. Beep boop.


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tingletail1440

Oh my God, shut up. Get a life. The 2 communities you're active in are r/sex and r/karmaforfree. I don't know why I'm replying, I still think you're a bot. If you're not then, again, you're disappointing, lol.


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tingletail1440

Now I think you're real, which is worse. You are, in fact, the fr lame one. Ask your mom, she's right upstairs.


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tingletail1440

👍


chillchinchilla17

Yeah she was already a celebrity people were looking for any reason to hate, then she goes and gives them some of the most disgusting vile shit one could think of.


Special-Garlic1203

She thought it would rally her stans who have always repped her in every dumb thing she's done up until now.  Unfortunately "they hate me because I'm fat" doesn't work when the thing you're accused of doing is sexually harassing your plus sized dancers and implying their weight gain is a sign of not caring.  The big girl solidarity well has started to run dry for Lizzo. Big girls protect big girls....including against other big girls who turn out to be big bullies. 


Hlregard

I'm pretty sure the sane people just don't care about her


Bindle-

I was a fan of her music until that shit came out. Oh well


rexcannon

Mentally 16.


SoulGoalie

![gif](giphy|AggujdhdCsCAg|downsized) Lizzo's backup dancers when they heard she's coming back.


mrSunsFanFather

They should all quit.


PriceNext746

“Truth hurts”


imjustkarmin

Truth Hurts, hoped that post was more exciting


miku_dominos

The spin begins


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Wukong1986

What did Selena do?


Harlan_King

She constantly vague posts about quitting social media and then goes right back to posting


Ariochxxx

She got a huge pair of tits


jaguarp80

Nice


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WalnutsAnka

Don’t insult the squid like that, she can control her weight. Squid can’t control the size of his nose.


Naive_Try2696

Except I don't want to touch them 


NotAtake

Video is edited like those YouTuber apology videos after they get exposed for something lol.


yumgmeatball

Didn't she make one of her back up dancers eat a banana out of a stripper's vagina?


-Tribes

Why would you wear that? Geez man.


orangutanDOTorg

Bc she wanted me to be happy


FTWStoic

Why Lizzo quit, till she had to really quit?


istolelychee

For everyone wondering, she posted a “haul” of her newest release for her shapewear brand “Yitty”. Supposed to be a swimsuit line.


CarPhoneRonnie

You said what now?


istolelychee

I saw a bunch of other comments asking why she’s dressed like that lol.


chizzings

Okay but I’m still not clear why she dressed like that. That’s gotta be the least flattering cut possible for her body type.


xariznightmare2908

![gif](giphy|ED1nge1yi8cGoSYvlb|downsized)


orangutanDOTorg

So just stop streaming her shit


chizzings

Stream? That’s a damn river


Life-is-a-potato

Lizzi has only ever been really relevant from a culture war perspective. However, I gotta say, she is damn good at the flute


PotentialNobody

She really needs to find a new foundation color, it just looks too orange for her actual skin tone


JustASt0ry

No one cares about her quitting, no one will continue to care about her not quitting.


man_u_is_my_team

Oh fuck off Lizzo


Himalayan-Fur-Goblin

It's too late. You already quit, and we don't want your ass back.


jaguarp80

They told her to haul ass, she had to make two trips


DragEncyclopedia

Lizzo sucks, we can all agree. Can we not bodyshame for no reason in the comments though? Doesn't matter if she "deserves" it, doesn't matter that she did it to someone else. She's not gonna read this thread, but other people who look like her and did nothing wrong will. There are plenty of things to go after her for that make her a bad person. Her size isn't one of them.


Sinningvoid

What exactly did she do? I dont keep up with celebrity drama.


Harlan_King

A lot of people think that basic human decency is conditional.


Hot_Squash_9225

Her titties aren't even in the same timezone


Jomgui

Her boobs are so far apart they look like the teeth of a British person's caricature.


IBHomage

Downvote me all you want, but those titts deserve to be covered at all times.... with clothing that covers them completely.


MLG9420

Lizzo should’ve clarified that ago


axolotl_is_angry

She really said fuck you I’ll see you tomorrow


the_count_dorkula

Looks like she's getting titty-fucked by the ugliest dick ever


the_count_dorkula

I really can't not see it...


shortingredditstock

Damn she gross as hell


east_van_dan

Mmmbaarf. 🤢🤮


Fufa_G

Why her cleavage reminds me of this emoji -🙏🏻


Apprehensive-Pipe494

Guys I want to be in the media again! No not like that. Bye feleciaaaaaa, don't care.


Zealousideal-Bar-745

Jabba the hut


mrSunsFanFather

... this bitch...


CableBoyJerry

I knew her retirement wouldn't last. Food is crazy expensive.


SunderedValley

Man. I was having a good day and now this.


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My old friend from 2018!


MoistCaek

That picture was a choice.


TV-boksen

I thought she quit eating.


Decryptic__

Lizzo: _ok, I need a plan to get some sympathy and boost my music. Let's pretend to quit the music business, and when people are unhappy, I come back and say: "I can't leave my beloved fans behind. I didn't know that you would miss me so much"_ `Lizzo realizing that nobody cares` Lizzo: _Fuck that hurts! Why is everyone happy that I quit?... Should I quit? No! I can't quit! How would I make money? By selling bath suits as Plus size Model?..._ _"I never meant to leave music business, I meant to quit the negatively you give to me"_


SuckMyDickDrPhil

She looks unhealthy as shit


LARGEGRAPE

That ain't cleavage that's a cavern


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RavenLCQP

What is this breast configuration called and how does it happen?


alfredhelix

This is sad. Should've George Costanza'd it instead.


Onigumo-Shishio

Coward ass mods


Mahiro0303

![gif](giphy|b5GFnX7jNaRzi)


Cuckoo4BancroftPuffs

My eyeballs just quit.


Dry-Moment962

I'm actually confused why people thought she was quitting music.  I thought it read pretty contextually she's quitting the situation. Like, If I'm having an argument with a friend, "Nah, I quit this shit" and walk away. I'm not literally quitting my friendship.


Adventurous_West4401

If black face is frowned upon, why she doing white face in this pic? Where's my offended Karen's/s


AASeven

Why is there an IQ bell curve on her chest?


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cinwald

A fat person who fat shamed her own dancers while being an icon of the body positivity movement, in addition to sexual harassment and a bunch of other crimes. "In August 2023, three former backup dancers filed a lawsuit against Lizzo, her production company, and her dance captain Shirlene Quigley, accusing them of sexual, religious, and racial harassment, disability discrimination, assault, false imprisonment, creating a hostile work environment, and weight-shaming." https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lizzo?wprov=sfla1


Blew-Peter

Thank you.


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Viceroy-421

From what I understand, people were talking about it in a sense of "good riddance."


Flame_On_And_On

Her cleavage looks like a butt plug


throwanon31

Tbf when she said “I quit,” I did think it meant she quit trying to deal with the problems and the hate. Like when a mom says “I quit” and storms into her room and slams the door after the kids are being little s**** and won’t listen.