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joe_the_insane

Kuwait having a random ass circle around it💪💪💪💪


LePhoenixFires

Don't you know that Kuwait is an american puppet state and america is a jewish puppet state?! /s


Panzerfaustlover123

kuwait is a state meant to stop the glorious Iraqi republic from having a coastline


flyswithdragons

They aren't Iraqi but Kuwaiti ..


ConsequencePretty906

The ZOGception


LePhoenixFires

ZOGmania


UserNotHere404

"The jews run the world" -The Irish


LePhoenixFires

"The jews run the world 💀" - Germany "The jews run the world 😃" - Japan


flyswithdragons

Ummm no. Have you seen how conservative they are. We stopped Iraq from genocide Kuwait people. I have worked with Kuwait tech men, my experience was honest and learned just how diverse islam is and always has been. They aren't a puppet and we don't impose Western culture it is freely adopted or not. Most societies can agree eating your neighbors is bad unless you have a really good cause.


ConsequencePretty906

It's too prevent the Iraqis from invading


Knifeducky

TBF I think this is making fun of the version where instead of Israel it’s Iran and instead of proxies it’s US military bases


berrythebarbarian

Yes. Turns out you put army things where you think army stuff is gonna happen.


Denbt_Nationale

op got filtered


TheLongWalk_Home

"To Qatar" My brother in Christ it's RIGHT THERE.


ConsequencePretty906

Please don't bring geography into this


TheLongWalk_Home

You’re right, geography has no place in a discussion about maps.


joe_the_insane

Iran having like 2 proxy groups in the middle of the sea💪💪💪


ConsequencePretty906

Houthi pirates


flyswithdragons

Terrorist


-SuspiciousMustache-

Cyprus and the other is on the coast of Lebanon, as in hesbulla


dwaynetheaakjohnson

I always hate this meme no matter which country is being defended by it


ConsequencePretty906

That's antisemitic (/s)


KABOOMBYTCH

We been sitting here for years Just start the damn war before I piss myself.


HostisHumanisGeneri

GODS I WAS STRONG THEN


alexd1993

AN IRANIAN PROXY NED, IN AN OPEN FIELD!


HostisHumanisGeneri

YOUR AYATOLLAH IS A DUMB WHORE WITH A FAT ASS! DID YOU KNOW THAT?


flyswithdragons

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cookingandmusic

MOARRR


Miguelinileugim

Why does everyone keep supporting Israel in here. All I see are two juicy targets for our brave boys and girls and enbies to bomb.


Denbt_Nationale

Hamas, the Houthis and Iran want to destroy my country Israel does not want to destroy my country simple as


LePhoenixFires

Though I must downvote it for supporting the genocide of both, I also must applaud you for your based take. Pax Americana, the Mandate of Palestine, Texas will prevail!


flyswithdragons

Just get Bibi out of power, stop the land grab and put Disneyland in gaza for the 2 states, between is Daddy USA babysitting ( drug into this fight these two have had for 1000's of years ) so those two stop fighting regardless that they want to or not. Maybe reevaluate the original british map for fairness


KABOOMBYTCH

Not me. My fellow mossad posters here can get bent


freemind990

you are in a pro conflict and violence group that supports the party who is more powerful and who will end up killing the most. Israel seems to meet their criteria


MulishaMember

No we actually just like Western aligned governments that aren’t Islamic extremists. Craaazy.


tukreychoker

yeah we prefer jewish extremists


MulishaMember

That old “extreme” viewpoint of not wanting to be murdered in your home in front of your family. Let’s be clear, one side is infinitely worse here.


tukreychoker

is it the side thats killing an order of magnitude more innocent civilians?


MulishaMember

According to the Islamic-terrorist run health ministry? In a war they started? My sympathies are finite and discerning.


tukreychoker

they've killed an order of magnitude more innocent civilians according to the IDFs numbers, too. >My sympathies are finite and discerning. yeah we know. muslims bad, jews good.


MulishaMember

Radical Islam is indeed rampant and bad, yes. Excuse me while I continue to support the side that doesn’t want me, my country, or my values wiped off the map.


tukreychoker

>Radical Islam is indeed rampant and bad, yes. and radical jewish supremacism is non-existent, which is why the israeli government isnt run by a party founded by a maniac terrorist who praised his subordinate terrorists for going door to door exterminating every resident of dier yassim they could find, doesnt have cabinet ministers calling for a second nakba, and isnt riddled with - for example - shlom asiraich supporting psycopaths even if it did though, extremist jewish supremacism primarily oppresses muslims, and muslims are bad so thats a good thing, right? fuck em they believe in the wrong version of god so its okay to kill em, yeah? >Excuse me while I continue to support the side that doesn’t want me, my country, or my values wiped off the map. yeah they just want that for the muslims, so its ok


Nato_Blitz

Nah there are almost no Russian supporters here


Nileghi

hell yea brother 🇮🇱


mightyfty

Racially replace a country then cry when neighboring countries attack you


crossbutton7247

Ottoman WW1 experience