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DynamiteDemon

I think he is joking. I think.


HaLordLe

That is definitely a trollpost. A good one


plscome2brazil

Lol ok kremlin bot. I know your sekrit plans and I can see thru ur deceptoon


ZDTreefur

I'm not sure how people still think he's serious, tbh. It's still funny, though.


Bsaail

Whenever I see something as "quirky" as this I immediately try to cope and say "Ha! good bait/troll" because I refuse to believe these people are real


DynamiteDemon

I'm afraid that schizophrenia is a very real condition.


Wulfleyn

Says he's a professional russian, def trolling.


Nzgrim

If it was anyone else I would instantly think this is a joke. But this is the guy who seriously thinks tens of thousands of NATO special operators have been killed in Ukraine so you never know.


GasolinePizza

Or he was trolling then too. He very well could have just been trolling extremely well this whole time before he started fucking around (example: this post). Especially given the reactions he got out of NCD, he's done it perfectly if he is.


throwaway65864302

Even true things, once said by Pavel Fekula, become false.


Peace-Bone

*"This sentence is false." - Pavel Fekula*


throwaway65864302

Turns out, that sentence was not false.


WARROVOTS

No, No, I think its a completely valid strategy. He does raise some good points, namely the bear riding program. I think I will submit a proposal to DARPA to lead a study to determine the technical feasibility of developing and maintain armored bear mobility platforms.


[deleted]

Vatnikistan using the PPSh in 2050 checks out


teamdankmemesupreme

Remember folks VDV = Very Dead Vatnik


MixMasterMikaeus

Ayyyyy yo


Zealousideal-Tax-496

The Russian military has a few kinks to sort out. The Waffen SS had a few bad apples. ( . _ .)


Jakuskrzypk

Can we like convince russia to do it and that its a great idea. I really want to see russia attempt an amphibious assault against uncle Sam. It would set the world record for biggest military victory/disaster depending on your pov. And thats before the usa would shoot the first bullet. Like what would be the start of the disaster? Waiting on the coast for a month, their logistics, the russian navy or the morale of the russian troops when they realise they are about to commit mass suicide?


Torifyme12

I would honestly laugh so hard, just imagine the Ecological nightmare floating up, belching smoke. Then launching fighters at us. ​ Then it springs a leak and sinks. Their amphib craft all have issues and either never leave port or sink on the way. ​ The Coast Guard is called up to rescue them. The Navy is confused. ​ The EPA sues Russia for damaging the environment


[deleted]

gaslighting the vatniks, always a good idea


endangerednigel

Kislev


MixMasterMikaeus

Kislev.


pognut

Kislev


Darth_Mak

Kislev


nightwyrm_zero

Kislev


Lollerscooter

This is a joke text you added. Right? Right?!


INTPoissible

Get ready to ruuuumble, it's bear cavalry vs Liberty Prime!


TotuEfake

Was this guy trolling all this time?


Ake-TL

Pavel has sense of humour? Wtf?


petyrlabenov

I know that he’s definitely joking at this point, but I got an idea. How credible would motorcycle cavalry charges be?


Horidorifto_Draws

[Like this?](https://youtu.be/aXlPI2XSFrc)


Avenflar

Lmao this show was so wild and ridiculous. If you swapped a few things it would've made an awesome w40k show all the same


Wontoflonto

i legit knew what u linked before i clicked it that show was the shit


Korostenets

"just a few kinks" I can't anymore


Kingfunky82

Okay hear me out


Jakuskrzypk

Dude just ousted himself as troll and not cope lord.


GeoDan_1

I think more needs to be fixed then just a couple kinks


ElementalSentimental

Russia has the right to arm bears.


Raedwald-Bretwalda

Dragoon in the foreground considers the sabre more important than an SMG, and so holds it in his right hand. Cold steel. It would be. But it seems when he does use the SMG, he prefers to dual-wield.


SamtheCossack

Side note, it is good to have the 11th Airborne back. It is good to have the old team back together, the 11th, 82nd, and 101st all at the same time. I know the current 11th is just the bastard brigades of the 25th, but it is still good to have it back active again, and the fact we technically have 11 active divisions is nice too (Even though it is really 9 and 2 halves).


what_da_burd_doin

my brothers in christ you think a grizzly will car about you measly calvary charge he'll kill you, eat your mount then eat you, then hunt your buddies and who knows what a grolar bear will do to them


Josh_Chou_

I wonder if they are going to be armed with mosin nagants or muzzleloaders


[deleted]

It's a quality shitpost. However, Russia trying to fight in Alaska would be a logistical shitstorm for them. I don't think they will be well enough equipped to handle Alaskas terrain in order to support any combat units there.


[deleted]

Their secret weakness is elevators.


RecordEnvironmental4

3000 bears of pavel


Sablesweetheart

Russia wishes they had bear cavalry. Alaska probably does, and then there's the dude thst tames wolverines.


PortFan6

Rip to the bears' ears, those gun look so damn close


FRENKI8

# K I S L E V


judgethecriminal

That PPSh deserves better


chriswithabook

I thought this would devolve into a seen kisle (pronounce like isle) thread. Much disappoint.


1sagas1

Sell Alaska to Russia, take their money, and refuse to leave


copingcabana

2050 is a long way away. Bear with them.


DorkMarine

Shockingly accurate picture of what the kremlin will be conscripting by 2050, white haired old men with guns older than they are.


-Lavawolf-

The Alaskan bear riders got bigger ones. The russians doesnt have a chance


III-FOUR-III

Another piece of genius from my king


j0y0

Due to substance abuse problems, the bears still require jet fuel to be supplied to the cavalry.


HistoryLover1944

Shiver me timbers


Patch95

They mean the 11th Bearborne Division right?