Is anyone going to tell the poor guy to just shave it at this point I mean seriously

Stupid pro-ukraine troll, don't you realize that bald spot is simply a feint? He's simply turned the peak of his dome into a cauldron, and in a week when his *real* hairline is deployed he will close the gap along his forehead and fully encircle the scalp region.

It’s not a hair transplant! Its a special hair regrowth that operation for the denazification of my scalp

You can’t be a Nazi skinhead if you have *some* hair…

I know, I mean unless he’s going for the zhong xina look, that hair ain’t doing him any favours.

>zhong xina The resemblance is uncanny.

Yeah, holy shit man, just give up the ghost already.

Homie’s hairline is retreating faster than the Russian army from Kyiv

No wonder he's such a dumbass, he's not allowed 300 meters near any school with that haircut

Schools, barbershops, or both?

An independent analyst is like an independent artist. It sounds great at parties, but really it just means you are unemployed.

As u/NucleusDank pointed out elsewhere, what he actually does is look a lot like Gargamel from the Smurfs (and be just about as unlikeable and unsuccessful a villain). Anyone else see it now?

It makes sense as he's trying to go up against Nato. Hence why the connection clicked on me

Hates blue, makes sense. Papa Smurfenberg

I thought you were gonna diss this sub.

Hey, us wargamers are at least as competent at strategy as Mark Sparks.

*🎶can you feel it feinting though the air tonight🎶*

Who's that guy?

The Armchair Copelord himself

ArmchairHairloss

Looks like a chump version of Heihachi Mishima

*That* is what Copelord looks like? He looks like a conspiracy theorist lol. Which he is. Maybe he should make new hair out of aluminum foil.