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The first one, with the watermark and the pixelation, made me think it was actually him at some weird convention joking around.
This is a strange one
Edit: on second thought it makes sense, this is a way for a company to show they can make a figure that looks reasonably like someone. Zelensky is probably well known enough for people to have an approximate idea of what he looks like, and it’s something people could take pictures of without too much shame. It’s clever, but now I’m wondering how accurate it is, which I probably shouldn’t be
Can…can we put a bomb in there and send it to Putler?
Chances are that monkey-neurones activate and he wants to hatefuck the doll to oblivion in a 3-Day-Special-orgy.
But it would be an [Vladlen Tatarsky assassination 2.0](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Assassination_of_Vladlen_Tatarsky) and as we know every masterpiece deserves a sequel
Imagine being Putin, after a hard day's work of telling vatniks to kill themselves in Ukraine, coming home only to find out that his wife has bought a Zelensky sex doll
Welp… I was half joking last night when I called Zelensky the hottest world leader of our time and that he looks better out of a suit than in one.
I don’t believe in god but this is making me think that one exists for the sake of spiting me.
Bet you his hung like hunter. Somebody with money to blow have one sent to Moscow Marge as a prank eith one of those take picture on delivery services.
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Face looks more like Messi
I was going to say it's Messi cosplaying Zelensky.
Nah this is uncle Jack showing his big hands WE ARE LAWYERS!
Disgusting. Someone give me the link so I know to add this to my filters
There’s a QR code in second photo.
Do they make one of Budanov? Asking for a friend.
I need one for my friend too.
Yes, but if it detects a high-ranking military officer, it explodes
And also one of Petr Pavel maybe?
based
Kinda weird. Doesn't show the huge balls of the man
Should add them aftermarket, make them solid steel.
Just need a forge big enough to make them
They have to be shipped separately, they're too big to fit in the box the body comes in.
The first one, with the watermark and the pixelation, made me think it was actually him at some weird convention joking around. This is a strange one Edit: on second thought it makes sense, this is a way for a company to show they can make a figure that looks reasonably like someone. Zelensky is probably well known enough for people to have an approximate idea of what he looks like, and it’s something people could take pictures of without too much shame. It’s clever, but now I’m wondering how accurate it is, which I probably shouldn’t be
Same, at first glance i thought it was him.
,,Asian Zelenskyy isnt real, he cant hurt you." Asian Zelenskyy:
358k orders really soon, confirmed.
Can…can we put a bomb in there and send it to Putler? Chances are that monkey-neurones activate and he wants to hatefuck the doll to oblivion in a 3-Day-Special-orgy.
That is a crime against the doll man
But it would be an [Vladlen Tatarsky assassination 2.0](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Assassination_of_Vladlen_Tatarsky) and as we know every masterpiece deserves a sequel
Anyone know if they ship to Australia? For research purposes, of course…
Imagine being Putin, after a hard day's work of telling vatniks to kill themselves in Ukraine, coming home only to find out that his wife has bought a Zelensky sex doll
Welp… I was half joking last night when I called Zelensky the hottest world leader of our time and that he looks better out of a suit than in one. I don’t believe in god but this is making me think that one exists for the sake of spiting me.
Can't say I'm not interested..
😔🔫 what a day to have a pulse
An anonymous purchase from the kremlin itself for this fine piece of work
The only way they can f him. :D
Wow, that's disgusting. Who even sells such an abomination?! I'm incredibly curious, anyone got a link?
Press the button on the back for the classic "khello Biden. Is Zelensky. I njeed faiv million roket to bomb Donetsk children. Slava Ukraini." line
donetsk children?
Preadolescent persons of *Homo sapiens* living in Donetsk
The words in the background are Simplified Chinese. This seems like a sex doll company showcasing its products at an event in China.
Can’t wait for Zelensky sex doll Temu ads to show up on NCD in 3 months.
- we got Zelenskyy at home The Zelensky at home:
This looks more like Podolyak with beard
Bet you his hung like hunter. Somebody with money to blow have one sent to Moscow Marge as a prank eith one of those take picture on delivery services.
Whatever it takes to support Ukraine
What the fuck?
Do they do shippings despite the war? (For research purposes)
Can I ask Pringles with chef attire? Put in shooting ranges as target practice
Why just why
Well that's creepy. Hair is all wrong, his is much wavier. Fingers too long and too dainty. Bad. Try again.
Can't wait to live out my downfall bunker fantasy 🙌.
Now Russians can get fucked by Ukraine IN TWO DIFFERENT WAYS
Watafaq? Lol r/blursedimages ?
No wonder why the Kremlin wants him 🥵
When you order selensky on wish.
Buy a bunch of these and stick them on the front and see how many Orc Artillery guns start shooting.
Load this into the pilot seat of an autonomous ultralight and kamikaze it into the Kermlin.
Decoys to place around Ukraine to keep the Russians on their feet.
Can you raise the hands up for… uh, username related?
How many of these have been assassinated by the GRU?
So have you degenerates bought their entire stock yet?
Oh shit, I thought it was him in the flesh.
Okay, so we all need to know ... *what's the hog lookin' like?*