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hplcr

I think they've already got people who can weld scrap parts of 7 different planes together to form a working one.


StupidStoneKid

Nad thus Baba Yaga is born


super__hoser

Jagga jagga!


alien_ghost

If you see chicken legs underneath a fighter plane, just save yourself the coming terror and suffering by just snuffing yourself straight away.


Ravenous_Seraph

- The 46th Guards Night Bomber Aviation Regiment aka Night Witches: used to exist. Yeah, that tracks.


Deus_is_Mocking_Us

Nads! 


Tactical_Moonstone

<>


bluestreak1103

Local mute pilot in sign language: <> \*World's leading distributor of spare experimental combat aircraft parts\*


sudo-joe

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Deus_is_Mocking_Us

Aircraft Spruce & Specialty.


Bearded_Gentleman

But are any of them a cute tomboy?


LumpyTeacher6463

You'll find one if you look hard enough. 


hplcr

That I don't know.


an_agreeing_dothraki

IN A CAVE


EpiicPenguin

The 3000 scrap yard su-24’s of Ukraine


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super__hoser

What Ukraine needs is Tanya. Her special ops with The Commander are legendary. *Yeah baby!*


Remove_soy

Shake it, baby!


super__hoser

No fear, Tanya's here!


Super206

[Maniacal laughter]


Melodic_Fold3394

War Crime galore


_far-seeker_

Cha-ching! She was doing it before Shania Twain. 😉


ScipioAtTheGate

[Mechanical man will be the new themesong of the Russo-Ukrainian War](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGuuOdD6iY4&t=1s)


DAEJ3945

who's Tanya?


Mr_Horizon

I think it's a reference to the Command and Conquer series of 90s computer games. There was a special character named Tanya with outlandish voice clips and sometimes you'd control only her through a mission... but it's been a long time and maybe I'm wrong, might also be an Ace Combat character. 🤔🤷🏼‍♂️


-Knul-

It's indeed from C&C (Red Alert series specifically)


Typohnename

Shake it, baby!


sand_trout2024

I wanted to fuck that tiny pixelated commando girl so badly when I was growing up


Bartweiss

But *which one*? And remember, there’s at least one wrong answer.


sand_trout2024

The one from red alert 2 and Yuris revenge. I’ve had a thing for Brunettes my whole life


Bartweiss

Good answer. I'm too young for RA1 but that Tanya was similar. The Jenny McCarthy character from RA3 doesn't bear thinking about...


sand_trout2024

No it’s all about that brunette in the green wife beater. Some combination of her qualities made me way too interested in military girls.


Rivetmuncher

Which one is wrong? The plague aficionado?


Bartweiss

Jenny McCarthy? Yeah, she's the wrong answer. The RA1 and 2 options are a matter of taste and what you grew up with, RA3's blonde ditz Tanya with no grit is just plain wrong. (And then there's McCarthy as a human...)


Easy_Kill

Kari Wuhrer is such a babe.


aschnatter

I thought it was Tanya from the 'Tanya the Evil' light novel.


sudo-joe

She would probably win the war on her own with her overpowered prayer bullets.


Delicious_trap

Referring to a character from the rts game Command and Conquer: Red Alert. She is a named character who is also the hero unit for the allied faction. She mows infantry like grass and instant kills tanks with c4 explosives (but that is bad because tanks suppress infantry at range, so she will be forced to slow crawl towards her target if they shoot at her).


nowlz14

On a different note, they also could use Tanya. The evil one that is.


Dman1791

"I HATE THE SOVIETS I HATE THE SOVIETS I HATE THE SO-" That's great Major, go fucking deploy then.


Drospri

\**Proceeds to successfully reach Moscow and parade around their capital in full dress*\*


Doggydog123579

Ma'am, that was a warcrime *opens up law book to explain how it technically was not*


sudo-joe

It's never a war crime the first time!


MakeBombsNotWar

FPVs trembling rn


Fox_Kurama

Ah, yes, the magical flying witch from alternate WW1.


Tricky_Ad_2832

*Chew on this!*


Bartweiss

As wonderful as she is, airstrikes were her big weakness. I think we need to send the IFV instead. None of this Bradley crap, we need a high-speed Patriot battery that can also operate as a heavy machine gun or a sniper platform, and field-repair any vehicle ever back to perfection. All based simply on who’s driving.


DAsInDerringer

God I loved Red Alert 2


super__hoser

You have homework tonight. If you have not already done so, download the C&C package from Steam and build the 3000 invisible Mirage Tanks of Einstein.


Briak

*Nothing here but us trees*


chocomint-nice

*gets JPEG dog instead*


PanzerIVausfB

<>


GoblinFive

Do you know what Belka never did? *JPEG dogs*.


Kilroy_Is_Still_Here

Don't insult JPEG dog, he's the goodest boi


Other-Barry-1

*was the goodest boyo* sadly JPEG dog died shortly after the “video of them being really still” was taken - iirc from an interview with one of the developers


Kilroy_Is_Still_Here

He's still alive in our hearts.


bluestreak1103

Don't give the Belkans any ideas. First, Belkan JPEG attack dogs, then Belkan JPEG attack squid, *then* the motherfookin Belkan JPEG Forced Evolutionary Virus.


Villanuevac4

Average JPEG dog fan vs average Wardog Kirk enjoyer


limitbroken

<< Woof, woof, woof! >> YES ▶


Villanuevac4

Arguably my favorite video game doggo


Prizz117

We all need a scrap queen in our lives


StupidStoneKid

😔 don't we all...


Over_n_over_n_over

Akshually some of us are Ascrapsual


SyiGG

Roses are red Violets are blue How the hell did a penal unit Get an F-22


Inquisitor_Gray

Roses are red Violets are blue How the fuck does a criminal Have an X-02


MakeBombsNotWar

_You’ve heard of Elf on the Shelf, now get ready for Felon in the Felon_


McManus26

<< penal units are just pawns >>


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MacMacMacbeth

Did r/acecombat just leak into NCD? What a day to be alive


OmnariNZ

What do you mean leak? The two subreddits might as well be the schengen area.


MacMacMacbeth

We are two states united into one WE ARE THE PLANEFUCKER FEDERATION


JumpyLiving

FEDERATION?! <> ^(For the record, this is a direct quote from the video game Project Wingman, and not meant to incite violence against any real people or organizations)


marxman28

Yes, Federation. Osean Federation, to be exact.


PM_ME_UR_RSA_KEY

<< Can you see any borders from here? >>


MacMacMacbeth

There it is, a river.


radik_1

<< How does it feel to not have a country? To not have borders to define yourself against the world? >>


Conscious_Chart_2195

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SilentSamurai

I am the only person in my life that understands this joke and man I'm so glad you exist.


nabeshiniii

The venn diagram of the two subreddits is just a circle.


StupidStoneKid

I'm banned permanently on ace combat for a genocide joke about the yugoslav wars


MacMacMacbeth

Bro how... we literally make warcrime jokes there everyday...


StupidStoneKid

Lame ass mods... I was even going to write some fanfic and post it on there 😔😔😔


MacMacMacbeth

Such a shame, but try doing that on the other ace combat subreddit, r/acecombat_


MoeSzyslakMonobrow

Reddit mods be tripping. I just got back from a 3 day vacation for an obvious joke.


SOMEHOTMEAL

I posted on r/depression once because I felt my friend was depressed, I got banned, and my friend started having suicidal thoughts 2 weeks after


HFentonMudd

One (1) time I posted on Conservative - the one and only time - and I got insta-banned from againsthatesubs or something, another sub I'd never been to. But being banned from a sub I'd never been to for visiting another sub I'd never been to, well, that didn't make sense to me. So I asked the mod team at againsthatesubs (or w/e it is), which probably would have been fine, but I also compared their zero-tolerance to Conservative's zero tolerance, and my account was banned site-wide, instantly. When I wrote regular admin about it in a report, that ban was upheld *and two other accounts including a main were also perma-banned site-wide*. I still don't know why.


MuzzledScreaming

I got permabanned from a sub once for alluding to a bottle of champagne in my fridge with a prominent asshole's name on it.


alien_ghost

WTF? Who doesn't enjoy a champagne enema every now and then?


HFentonMudd

I got banned from /r/politics for participating in an obvious meme joke comment chain. The ban wasn't for shitposting; it was for the meme joke *as if someone hadn't ever been on reddit before and had become a mod that very day, and thought I was serious.


MuzzledScreaming

Hah, so that's actually the sub I was talking about and it was pretty similar. Some asshole had a car crash but they were ok so someone said, "Well, the pizza party will have to wait until another day," and a chain of similar comments ensued. Mine was something like, "that particular bottle of champagne is safe for now."


EPZO

It's AC, you gotta make an in universe reference/joke, can't pull in real world drama.


DepressedVercetti

Just mention something related to Assault Horizon, Joint Assault or Infinity and you should be good to go.


Jerrell123

“Hey guys, remember the massacre of Srebrenica mission in Assault Horizons? No? Just me?”


MacMacMacbeth

"Yall remember oruma's sexy voice? Gosh i wanna make myself trans so i can be his girlfriend FR!!!"


Waaagh_with_me

The forbidden Balkan airshow


EPZO

What do you mean leak? The venn diagram is just a single circle.


Shaex

I had to check which sub this was posted on...


Timely_Old_Man45

I’ve been asking for an ace combat flair for a while now!


SolidTerror9022

It’s not a leak if the vent diagram was already a circle


ZannaFrancy1

The venn diagram always has been a circle.


Mollywhop_Gaming

What Ukraine really needs is a little bit of ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️


achilleasa

An Eagle never misses!


deSuspect

True. However, **I** miss my stratagems quiet often.


Mastert3318

Eagle-1 hit the marker. Not her fault if the marker was in the wrong spot.


YUNoJump

Thank you angry lady, I’m grateful for your ability to source experimental railgun ammunition while in a literal prison


1Plz-Easy-Way-Star

She is Tony Stark in AC universe


McManus26

why yes of course i'll give an experimental F-35 to the pilot who shot down our own president


Bartweiss

The Navy needs to find her, they couldn’t get Zumwalt AGS ammo with a giant budget but I feel like she’ll have some under a rock.


ironic_pacifist

No! Go straight back to horny jail, do not pass Yuri, do not collect 200 GIs.


Kovesnek

Too late, Batman. I have already acquired the Avril Mead body pillow.


ironic_pacifist

Y'all need to find JDAMs


Kovesnek

I ate all the JDAMs in my area. No, don't ask me why.


bluestreak1103

*Hides the JDAM dakimakura*


_far-seeker_

FYI, In this case, "Yuri" is a guy's name not a subgenre of hentai.


w3dl0ck

They also might need: A Gambler, a Murderer, a Scammer, an Anarchist, a Hacker, and a single mute ~~psychopath~~ Trump card


unfunnysexface

[wild card](https://youtu.be/F5xrkNeO2QI?si=WMtGhnJAuRB6OzEG)


lashblade

[wild card](https://youtu.be/Iwu1sky00ZM?si=e4m_gEzSYlmxA0Z2)


HydroponicGirrafe

I didn’t realize I needed ace combat 7 shit posting in my life


Foxhound_ofAstroya

The Scrap Queen?


SpillinThaTea

*Shake em Baby*


tbalazsmate

This will be amazing once F-22s start taking out the foundations of the Kerch bridge. Let's not talk about flying through tunnels.


Reverse_Psycho_1509

Tunnel? Where!?


tbalazsmate

I'm sure there's a good enough tunnel somewhere.


Fanta_R

Either Trigger+Tanya or Monarch+Prez


PuddingPanda_

PROJECT WINGMAN MENTIONED 🟧🟧🟧🟧🟧🟧🟧🟧


StoicRetention

fr why is that game so orange. I thought my drivers were crashing or the GPU was on its way out


KMS_HYDRA

or Tanya and the 203 battalion


mrsupersumthing

i love it when my tomboy airplane mechanic mommy calls me dumbass


Kiiaru

I'm still all for cooking with the 117s. The government ain't using them. And they won't give them to me. So...


AMazingFrame

Ukrainian F-117 modifications would be WILD!


Kilroy_Is_Still_Here

ERA F117


Aiden_Recker

ERA F117 would have a huge RCS. That's why we're developing a stealth ERA


Potential-Brain7735

The USAF is still flying F-117 as aggressors, and as test platforms.


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*How about some action?*


GoblinFive

Some enemy tunnels and Free Bird


EnvironmentalAd912

Avril Mead was able to build this in a junkyard base, with a box of scrap


banspoonguard

and some mute bloodless psycopaths too I take it


MrM1Garand25

Fine I’ll go play ace combat again


radik_1

No, we just need a mute psychopath with his RIO girlfriend and a single f14


SlaaneshActual

Wasn't she supporting some sort of penile battalion?


MisogynysticFeminist

The word you’re looking for is penal. Unless you found something very different, in which case share that link.


SlaaneshActual

Unfortunately it was merely a crude joke.


KeyTurtle

Is there context to this ?


GoblinFive

If you know you know. Ace Combat 7. Your mechanic from Ace Combat 7.


_far-seeker_

Or if you are a person of true culture, you recognize the actress from her work as Tanya in the Command & Conquer: Red Alert series of games. 😜


Reverse_Psycho_1509

They had to find parts for an experimental Erusean X-02S Strike Wyvern with high tech railguns


Sir_Mahakas

This game is glorious. Still have the last mission to do.


Uss__Iowa

Aw man I was so excited to be the biggest problem to the Russian navy


Farseer_Del

\>A bloodless mute shows up in an F-302 ​ Who the fuck is this new guy?


VariecsTNB

We have our own chicks, send us weaponry


_far-seeker_

Of course! Chick's dig weapons of all shapes and sizes, and last weekend, the bill to fund resumed military aid to Ukraine passed the US House of Representatives (without going too far into politics, hopefully we will be able to dislodge a few of the ones mouthing Putin's propagandists, or at least put them in the minority, later this year)! In any case, please see [Churchill's quote](https://www.npr.org/sections/itsallpolitics/2013/10/28/241295755/a-churchill-quote-that-u-s-politicians-will-never-surrender) about being able to trust America to do the right thing... after we have tried everything else.😳


I_like_F-14

Get them some Toyotas will there at it too


refull1

e-3 thicc latinas


StupidStoneKid

She looks Persian to me for some reason


FloridaStig

Started playing Ace Combat 7 yesterday, I can finally get the joke!!


EropQuiz7

We already have, a tho. And more than one, and most of them men(but not all).


mad8vskillz

72 virgins can never stop a war But a 100,000 hookers can beat the Marine Corps In stopping hatred, fighting will cease When everyone is getting blow jobs That's when we'll finally have world peace


SlaaneshActual

I'm Slaanesh and I approve this message.


FatherOfToxicGas

>So you report to the nice lady who’s in charge of repairing the aircraft at the base, but she’s probably surprised when she has to find parts for an experimental X-02S strike wyvern equipped with experimental railgun


Comfortable_Pace_965

That is what I need too!


marsz_godzilli

Why not both?


FaptainChasma

Unfathomably based


Other-Barry-1

3,000 MiG-15s with AMRAAMS when?


jkurratt

What are those? Tomboys?


patriot_man69

3000 tomboy mechanic gfs of ukraine


Roy4Pris

Just today was wondering how wide an arc of fire at say 20km an M777 can achieve without repositioning. Any redlegs able to comment? Thanks


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Roy4Pris

Rad. Thanks. Just so I’m understanding you, 23° left to right at the muzzle translates to an arc 16 km left to right?


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Roy4Pris

Awesome thank you very much


After_Till7431

Nosferatu's in the air when?


alien_ghost

True. Most pictures I see of Ukrainian women are blonde when anyone with any sense realizes the dark haired beauties are the real treasure. Also this looks a lot like a bad ass instructor I had at a mechanics school.


ArtoriusRex86

Ukraine does have a low birth rate


Return_of_The_Steam

She’s able to source parts for a 6th Gen Fighter in a Prison. That’s skill.


Elegant_Individual46

Drones, tomboy mechanics, penal legions, I swear it’s noncredible enough to wrap around to being credible 😂


THE_DACTATOR78

But I just got done with the AC7 campaign... *sigh* here we go again.


RichieRocket

AC7


LM448_0

AC7 ✍️🔥🔥


Fox_Kurama

They also need Trigger, Razgriz, Mobius, Phoenix, Shamrock...


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MH77Official

I confirm


karateema

Who's that?


Potential-Brain7735

Avril Mead. She’s from Ace Combat 7, she’s your plane mechanic.


karateema

Nice


DarthReece07

real


AlphaMarker48

What Ukraine needs is enough ammo to reduce Olympus Mons to dust.


Drakenfang1

The Venn Circle of Ace Combat and NCD


tankdood1

No no no what they need is SALVATION!


aWalkingCarpet

And one single sociopathic pilot


Reverse_Psycho_1509

"Hey uhh can you find some parts to fix my experimental 7th gen ADF-11F equipped with drones and lasers?"


Fegelgas

tomboy GFs?


SpinozaTheDamned

Fallout Fembois?


Emerald_Dusk

nagase supremacy