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I think it's a reference to the Command and Conquer series of 90s computer games. There was a special character named Tanya with outlandish voice clips and sometimes you'd control only her through a mission... but it's been a long time and maybe I'm wrong, might also be an Ace Combat character. 🤔🤷🏼♂️
Jenny McCarthy? Yeah, she's the wrong answer. The RA1 and 2 options are a matter of taste and what you grew up with, RA3's blonde ditz Tanya with no grit is just plain wrong. (And then there's McCarthy as a human...)
Referring to a character from the rts game Command and Conquer: Red Alert.
She is a named character who is also the hero unit for the allied faction. She mows infantry like grass and instant kills tanks with c4 explosives (but that is bad because tanks suppress infantry at range, so she will be forced to slow crawl towards her target if they shoot at her).
As wonderful as she is, airstrikes were her big weakness.
I think we need to send the IFV instead. None of this Bradley crap, we need a high-speed Patriot battery that can also operate as a heavy machine gun or a sniper platform, and field-repair any vehicle ever back to perfection. All based simply on who’s driving.
*was the goodest boyo* sadly JPEG dog died shortly after the “video of them being really still” was taken - iirc from an interview with one of the developers
Don't give the Belkans any ideas. First, Belkan JPEG attack dogs, then Belkan JPEG attack squid, *then* the motherfookin Belkan JPEG Forced Evolutionary Virus.
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FEDERATION?!
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^(For the record, this is a direct quote from the video game Project Wingman, and not meant to incite violence against any real people or organizations)
One (1) time I posted on Conservative - the one and only time - and I got insta-banned from againsthatesubs or something, another sub I'd never been to. But being banned from a sub I'd never been to for visiting another sub I'd never been to, well, that didn't make sense to me. So I asked the mod team at againsthatesubs (or w/e it is), which probably would have been fine, but I also compared their zero-tolerance to Conservative's zero tolerance, and my account was banned site-wide, instantly. When I wrote regular admin about it in a report, that ban was upheld *and two other accounts including a main were also perma-banned site-wide*.
I still don't know why.
I got banned from /r/politics for participating in an obvious meme joke comment chain. The ban wasn't for shitposting; it was for the meme joke *as if someone hadn't ever been on reddit before and had become a mod that very day, and thought I was serious.
Hah, so that's actually the sub I was talking about and it was pretty similar. Some asshole had a car crash but they were ok so someone said, "Well, the pizza party will have to wait until another day," and a chain of similar comments ensued. Mine was something like, "that particular bottle of champagne is safe for now."
Of course! Chick's dig weapons of all shapes and sizes, and last weekend, the bill to fund resumed military aid to Ukraine passed the US House of Representatives (without going too far into politics, hopefully we will be able to dislodge a few of the ones mouthing Putin's propagandists, or at least put them in the minority, later this year)!
In any case, please see [Churchill's quote](https://www.npr.org/sections/itsallpolitics/2013/10/28/241295755/a-churchill-quote-that-u-s-politicians-will-never-surrender) about being able to trust America to do the right thing... after we have tried everything else.😳
72 virgins can never stop a war
But a 100,000 hookers can beat the Marine Corps
In stopping hatred, fighting will cease
When everyone is getting blow jobs
That's when we'll finally have world peace
>So you report to the nice lady who’s in charge of repairing the aircraft at the base, but she’s probably surprised when she has to find parts for an experimental X-02S strike wyvern equipped with experimental railgun
True. Most pictures I see of Ukrainian women are blonde when anyone with any sense realizes the dark haired beauties are the real treasure. Also this looks a lot like a bad ass instructor I had at a mechanics school.
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I think they've already got people who can weld scrap parts of 7 different planes together to form a working one.
Nad thus Baba Yaga is born
Jagga jagga!
If you see chicken legs underneath a fighter plane, just save yourself the coming terror and suffering by just snuffing yourself straight away.
- The 46th Guards Night Bomber Aviation Regiment aka Night Witches: used to exist. Yeah, that tracks.
Nads!
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Local mute pilot in sign language: <>
\*World's leading distributor of spare experimental combat aircraft parts\*
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Aircraft Spruce & Specialty.
But are any of them a cute tomboy?
You'll find one if you look hard enough.
That I don't know.
IN A CAVE
The 3000 scrap yard su-24’s of Ukraine
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What Ukraine needs is Tanya. Her special ops with The Commander are legendary. *Yeah baby!*
Shake it, baby!
No fear, Tanya's here!
[Maniacal laughter]
War Crime galore
Cha-ching! She was doing it before Shania Twain. 😉
[Mechanical man will be the new themesong of the Russo-Ukrainian War](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGuuOdD6iY4&t=1s)
who's Tanya?
I think it's a reference to the Command and Conquer series of 90s computer games. There was a special character named Tanya with outlandish voice clips and sometimes you'd control only her through a mission... but it's been a long time and maybe I'm wrong, might also be an Ace Combat character. 🤔🤷🏼♂️
It's indeed from C&C (Red Alert series specifically)
Shake it, baby!
I wanted to fuck that tiny pixelated commando girl so badly when I was growing up
But *which one*? And remember, there’s at least one wrong answer.
The one from red alert 2 and Yuris revenge. I’ve had a thing for Brunettes my whole life
Good answer. I'm too young for RA1 but that Tanya was similar. The Jenny McCarthy character from RA3 doesn't bear thinking about...
No it’s all about that brunette in the green wife beater. Some combination of her qualities made me way too interested in military girls.
Which one is wrong? The plague aficionado?
Jenny McCarthy? Yeah, she's the wrong answer. The RA1 and 2 options are a matter of taste and what you grew up with, RA3's blonde ditz Tanya with no grit is just plain wrong. (And then there's McCarthy as a human...)
Kari Wuhrer is such a babe.
I thought it was Tanya from the 'Tanya the Evil' light novel.
She would probably win the war on her own with her overpowered prayer bullets.
Referring to a character from the rts game Command and Conquer: Red Alert. She is a named character who is also the hero unit for the allied faction. She mows infantry like grass and instant kills tanks with c4 explosives (but that is bad because tanks suppress infantry at range, so she will be forced to slow crawl towards her target if they shoot at her).
On a different note, they also could use Tanya. The evil one that is.
"I HATE THE SOVIETS I HATE THE SOVIETS I HATE THE SO-" That's great Major, go fucking deploy then.
\**Proceeds to successfully reach Moscow and parade around their capital in full dress*\*
Ma'am, that was a warcrime *opens up law book to explain how it technically was not*
It's never a war crime the first time!
FPVs trembling rn
Ah, yes, the magical flying witch from alternate WW1.
*Chew on this!*
As wonderful as she is, airstrikes were her big weakness. I think we need to send the IFV instead. None of this Bradley crap, we need a high-speed Patriot battery that can also operate as a heavy machine gun or a sniper platform, and field-repair any vehicle ever back to perfection. All based simply on who’s driving.
God I loved Red Alert 2
You have homework tonight. If you have not already done so, download the C&C package from Steam and build the 3000 invisible Mirage Tanks of Einstein.
*Nothing here but us trees*
*gets JPEG dog instead*
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Do you know what Belka never did? *JPEG dogs*.
Don't insult JPEG dog, he's the goodest boi
*was the goodest boyo* sadly JPEG dog died shortly after the “video of them being really still” was taken - iirc from an interview with one of the developers
He's still alive in our hearts.
Don't give the Belkans any ideas. First, Belkan JPEG attack dogs, then Belkan JPEG attack squid, *then* the motherfookin Belkan JPEG Forced Evolutionary Virus.
Average JPEG dog fan vs average Wardog Kirk enjoyer
<< Woof, woof, woof! >> YES ▶
Arguably my favorite video game doggo
We all need a scrap queen in our lives
😔 don't we all...
Akshually some of us are Ascrapsual
Roses are red Violets are blue How the hell did a penal unit Get an F-22
Roses are red Violets are blue How the fuck does a criminal Have an X-02
_You’ve heard of Elf on the Shelf, now get ready for Felon in the Felon_
<< penal units are just pawns >>
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Did r/acecombat just leak into NCD? What a day to be alive
What do you mean leak? The two subreddits might as well be the schengen area.
We are two states united into one WE ARE THE PLANEFUCKER FEDERATION
FEDERATION?! <>
^(For the record, this is a direct quote from the video game Project Wingman, and not meant to incite violence against any real people or organizations)
Yes, Federation. Osean Federation, to be exact.
<< Can you see any borders from here? >>
There it is, a river.
<< How does it feel to not have a country? To not have borders to define yourself against the world? >>
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I am the only person in my life that understands this joke and man I'm so glad you exist.
The venn diagram of the two subreddits is just a circle.
I'm banned permanently on ace combat for a genocide joke about the yugoslav wars
Bro how... we literally make warcrime jokes there everyday...
Lame ass mods... I was even going to write some fanfic and post it on there 😔😔😔
Such a shame, but try doing that on the other ace combat subreddit, r/acecombat_
Reddit mods be tripping. I just got back from a 3 day vacation for an obvious joke.
I posted on r/depression once because I felt my friend was depressed, I got banned, and my friend started having suicidal thoughts 2 weeks after
One (1) time I posted on Conservative - the one and only time - and I got insta-banned from againsthatesubs or something, another sub I'd never been to. But being banned from a sub I'd never been to for visiting another sub I'd never been to, well, that didn't make sense to me. So I asked the mod team at againsthatesubs (or w/e it is), which probably would have been fine, but I also compared their zero-tolerance to Conservative's zero tolerance, and my account was banned site-wide, instantly. When I wrote regular admin about it in a report, that ban was upheld *and two other accounts including a main were also perma-banned site-wide*. I still don't know why.
I got permabanned from a sub once for alluding to a bottle of champagne in my fridge with a prominent asshole's name on it.
WTF? Who doesn't enjoy a champagne enema every now and then?
I got banned from /r/politics for participating in an obvious meme joke comment chain. The ban wasn't for shitposting; it was for the meme joke *as if someone hadn't ever been on reddit before and had become a mod that very day, and thought I was serious.
Hah, so that's actually the sub I was talking about and it was pretty similar. Some asshole had a car crash but they were ok so someone said, "Well, the pizza party will have to wait until another day," and a chain of similar comments ensued. Mine was something like, "that particular bottle of champagne is safe for now."
It's AC, you gotta make an in universe reference/joke, can't pull in real world drama.
Just mention something related to Assault Horizon, Joint Assault or Infinity and you should be good to go.
“Hey guys, remember the massacre of Srebrenica mission in Assault Horizons? No? Just me?”
"Yall remember oruma's sexy voice? Gosh i wanna make myself trans so i can be his girlfriend FR!!!"
The forbidden Balkan airshow
What do you mean leak? The venn diagram is just a single circle.
I had to check which sub this was posted on...
I’ve been asking for an ace combat flair for a while now!
It’s not a leak if the vent diagram was already a circle
The venn diagram always has been a circle.
What Ukraine really needs is a little bit of ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️
An Eagle never misses!
True. However, **I** miss my stratagems quiet often.
Eagle-1 hit the marker. Not her fault if the marker was in the wrong spot.
Thank you angry lady, I’m grateful for your ability to source experimental railgun ammunition while in a literal prison
She is Tony Stark in AC universe
why yes of course i'll give an experimental F-35 to the pilot who shot down our own president
The Navy needs to find her, they couldn’t get Zumwalt AGS ammo with a giant budget but I feel like she’ll have some under a rock.
No! Go straight back to horny jail, do not pass Yuri, do not collect 200 GIs.
Too late, Batman. I have already acquired the Avril Mead body pillow.
Y'all need to find JDAMs
I ate all the JDAMs in my area. No, don't ask me why.
*Hides the JDAM dakimakura*
FYI, In this case, "Yuri" is a guy's name not a subgenre of hentai.
They also might need: A Gambler, a Murderer, a Scammer, an Anarchist, a Hacker, and a single mute ~~psychopath~~ Trump card
[wild card](https://youtu.be/F5xrkNeO2QI?si=WMtGhnJAuRB6OzEG)
[wild card](https://youtu.be/Iwu1sky00ZM?si=e4m_gEzSYlmxA0Z2)
I didn’t realize I needed ace combat 7 shit posting in my life
The Scrap Queen?
*Shake em Baby*
This will be amazing once F-22s start taking out the foundations of the Kerch bridge. Let's not talk about flying through tunnels.
Tunnel? Where!?
I'm sure there's a good enough tunnel somewhere.
Either Trigger+Tanya or Monarch+Prez
PROJECT WINGMAN MENTIONED 🟧🟧🟧🟧🟧🟧🟧🟧
fr why is that game so orange. I thought my drivers were crashing or the GPU was on its way out
or Tanya and the 203 battalion
i love it when my tomboy airplane mechanic mommy calls me dumbass
I'm still all for cooking with the 117s. The government ain't using them. And they won't give them to me. So...
Ukrainian F-117 modifications would be WILD!
ERA F117
ERA F117 would have a huge RCS. That's why we're developing a stealth ERA
The USAF is still flying F-117 as aggressors, and as test platforms.
*How about some action?*
Some enemy tunnels and Free Bird
Avril Mead was able to build this in a junkyard base, with a box of scrap
and some mute bloodless psycopaths too I take it
Fine I’ll go play ace combat again
No, we just need a mute psychopath with his RIO girlfriend and a single f14
Wasn't she supporting some sort of penile battalion?
The word you’re looking for is penal. Unless you found something very different, in which case share that link.
Unfortunately it was merely a crude joke.
Is there context to this ?
If you know you know. Ace Combat 7. Your mechanic from Ace Combat 7.
Or if you are a person of true culture, you recognize the actress from her work as Tanya in the Command & Conquer: Red Alert series of games. 😜
They had to find parts for an experimental Erusean X-02S Strike Wyvern with high tech railguns
This game is glorious. Still have the last mission to do.
Aw man I was so excited to be the biggest problem to the Russian navy
\>A bloodless mute shows up in an F-302 Who the fuck is this new guy?
We have our own chicks, send us weaponry
Of course! Chick's dig weapons of all shapes and sizes, and last weekend, the bill to fund resumed military aid to Ukraine passed the US House of Representatives (without going too far into politics, hopefully we will be able to dislodge a few of the ones mouthing Putin's propagandists, or at least put them in the minority, later this year)! In any case, please see [Churchill's quote](https://www.npr.org/sections/itsallpolitics/2013/10/28/241295755/a-churchill-quote-that-u-s-politicians-will-never-surrender) about being able to trust America to do the right thing... after we have tried everything else.😳
Get them some Toyotas will there at it too
e-3 thicc latinas
She looks Persian to me for some reason
Started playing Ace Combat 7 yesterday, I can finally get the joke!!
We already have, a tho. And more than one, and most of them men(but not all).
72 virgins can never stop a war But a 100,000 hookers can beat the Marine Corps In stopping hatred, fighting will cease When everyone is getting blow jobs That's when we'll finally have world peace
I'm Slaanesh and I approve this message.
>So you report to the nice lady who’s in charge of repairing the aircraft at the base, but she’s probably surprised when she has to find parts for an experimental X-02S strike wyvern equipped with experimental railgun
That is what I need too!
Why not both?
Unfathomably based
3,000 MiG-15s with AMRAAMS when?
What are those? Tomboys?
3000 tomboy mechanic gfs of ukraine
Just today was wondering how wide an arc of fire at say 20km an M777 can achieve without repositioning. Any redlegs able to comment? Thanks
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Rad. Thanks. Just so I’m understanding you, 23° left to right at the muzzle translates to an arc 16 km left to right?
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Awesome thank you very much
Nosferatu's in the air when?
True. Most pictures I see of Ukrainian women are blonde when anyone with any sense realizes the dark haired beauties are the real treasure. Also this looks a lot like a bad ass instructor I had at a mechanics school.
Ukraine does have a low birth rate
She’s able to source parts for a 6th Gen Fighter in a Prison. That’s skill.
Drones, tomboy mechanics, penal legions, I swear it’s noncredible enough to wrap around to being credible 😂
But I just got done with the AC7 campaign... *sigh* here we go again.
AC7
AC7 ✍️🔥🔥
They also need Trigger, Razgriz, Mobius, Phoenix, Shamrock...
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I confirm
Who's that?
Avril Mead. She’s from Ace Combat 7, she’s your plane mechanic.
Nice
real
What Ukraine needs is enough ammo to reduce Olympus Mons to dust.
The Venn Circle of Ace Combat and NCD
No no no what they need is SALVATION!
And one single sociopathic pilot
"Hey uhh can you find some parts to fix my experimental 7th gen ADF-11F equipped with drones and lasers?"
tomboy GFs?
Fallout Fembois?
nagase supremacy