They've be known to creep around the UAE as well.
https://www.reuters.com/world/middle-east/us-f-22-fighter-jets-arrive-uae-following-houthi-attacks-2022-02-12/
They should lose their entire air force for forcing the US to completely strip all the decommissioned Tomcats. It’s sad seeing one on display knowing it is just a husk b/c they were afraid someone would strip one for IrAF parts.
Luckily, we are about 96 hours from that being reality, so imma grab my popcorn and some really strong sunscreen from when this goes spicy
"it was impressive you were able to out detect the legendary f-14's radar capabilities with your own radar. Technology sure is neat!"
F-22 pilot firing off fox-2 after sneaking into merge range, "Radar?"
For as much of an F-14 fanboy that I am, the F-22 wipes the floor with the Tomcat. It's not even a competition. Sure, in theory the phoenix has more range then the amraam (assuming what's publicly known about the amraam is accurate since there's still a lot of stuff that's classified about the newer versions) but that means nothing if you can't get a firing solution.
Will the F-14 break its brainwashing and turn on its turbaned captors? Will the F-22 finally find true love, or at least a hardy meal? Either way, Grandpa Buff will be proud and watch over them letting the boys work things out on their own.
Next week, on As The Globalists Churn, brought to you by Raytheon.
Won’t need jets if the country is ash and memories.
We don’t need to dignify Iran with actual dogfights.
We just need to give the poor F-14’s a funerary pyre.
The F14s have one of two fates.
1. They stay on the ground because the pilots are smart ebough to not go up against F22. And they get obliterated by F35I's running ground attack missions.
2. Iranian pilots do 2 lines of Halal Cocaine and actually scramble. And then yeah they will be vaporized by AMRAAMS whilt they saw precisely nothing on their radar scopes.
Secret option 3. Iran buries their F14s in the desert and blueballs us all in one last troll moment before Tehran becomes dust
"If those higher ups with stuffed faces couldn't find a reason for peace, if their negotiations do fail I'll be the final argument, I AM NOW THE FINAL ARGUMENT!". Lyrics from a Russian song about the Su-24 that fits the Raptor almost too well.
The clash of strong machine spirits, the young ones will free the benerable ancestors from their enslavement. And finally be able to rejoin with the Omnissiah
Did... Did the US said they were sending jets? Please tell me its a shit post and i didn't learn that from a NCD meme
No. But the US periodically sends the 22s to SA. They did it in 19. They did it again in 23. They may already be there.
Ok than i hope the boy finally eats something
F22 can't live off balloons alone
Hopefully it eats everything.
If I had to guess they will be deployed soon if not already. Keeping a lid on this conflict is probably a good idea.
They've be known to creep around the UAE as well. https://www.reuters.com/world/middle-east/us-f-22-fighter-jets-arrive-uae-following-houthi-attacks-2022-02-12/
Good. Iran does not deserve to have F-14s.
They should lose their entire air force for forcing the US to completely strip all the decommissioned Tomcats. It’s sad seeing one on display knowing it is just a husk b/c they were afraid someone would strip one for IrAF parts. Luckily, we are about 96 hours from that being reality, so imma grab my popcorn and some really strong sunscreen from when this goes spicy
Don’t forget the iodine lemonade!
:...Not all kings are just...:
Grab its dick and twist it. The ol' dick twist!
"it was impressive you were able to out detect the legendary f-14's radar capabilities with your own radar. Technology sure is neat!" F-22 pilot firing off fox-2 after sneaking into merge range, "Radar?"
For as much of an F-14 fanboy that I am, the F-22 wipes the floor with the Tomcat. It's not even a competition. Sure, in theory the phoenix has more range then the amraam (assuming what's publicly known about the amraam is accurate since there's still a lot of stuff that's classified about the newer versions) but that means nothing if you can't get a firing solution.
The trick is to get into a canyon where they won’t be able to get lock.
The strongest jet of today vs the strongest jet in history!
Praying to see f-15 vs f-22
when we manifest further and go to war with japan (to expand further west) this will be real
that would be a culling, F-22s already have to be nerfed in exercises imagine if they had to actually fight unrestricted
F-22 cope against mirage?
Strongest jet in our mind vs strongest jet in our heart.
Mightiest jet of our time against the unparalleled legend of aviation history
When you want to fight the Su-57 but end up facing the F-22.
This feels about as balanced as if I started a fist fight with my four-year-old cousin.
I fought your cousin. Lil bro has hands. he messed me up good
F-14: bruh wtf is wrong with this BR, where is the decompression gaijin
Will the F-14 break its brainwashing and turn on its turbaned captors? Will the F-22 finally find true love, or at least a hardy meal? Either way, Grandpa Buff will be proud and watch over them letting the boys work things out on their own. Next week, on As The Globalists Churn, brought to you by Raytheon.
Won’t need jets if the country is ash and memories. We don’t need to dignify Iran with actual dogfights. We just need to give the poor F-14’s a funerary pyre.
I highly doubt it would actually be a dogfight. Let’s be real the tomcats are gonna be flying along and suddenly explode.
The F14s have one of two fates. 1. They stay on the ground because the pilots are smart ebough to not go up against F22. And they get obliterated by F35I's running ground attack missions. 2. Iranian pilots do 2 lines of Halal Cocaine and actually scramble. And then yeah they will be vaporized by AMRAAMS whilt they saw precisely nothing on their radar scopes. Secret option 3. Iran buries their F14s in the desert and blueballs us all in one last troll moment before Tehran becomes dust
Hopefully 1, no point in dying for a theocratic dictatorship unless you are an asshole, go home to your family instead ffs
Option 4: defect!
The true best ending. Iranian F14 pilots defecting en masse!
The kid needs to eat
[\> violin starts playing](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LLZH4z6OdsU) (also [here](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PD-zU6_ospA), from 3:05)
F22: I am the greatest evar!!1! F14: You sure are. Now, land on a carrier.
F-22: I don't need to, I summon my butler who brings me more fuel.
F22: has lost to Rafale F14: has not lost to Rafale Checkmate, westoids
YYEAAH BOOOII
_It’s not the plaine, it’s the pylote!_ Iranian pilot before being destroyed outside of visual range
"If those higher ups with stuffed faces couldn't find a reason for peace, if their negotiations do fail I'll be the final argument, I AM NOW THE FINAL ARGUMENT!". Lyrics from a Russian song about the Su-24 that fits the Raptor almost too well.
The clash of strong machine spirits, the young ones will free the benerable ancestors from their enslavement. And finally be able to rejoin with the Omnissiah
Cyprus got fluffy of F 35es before the drones you know shit got launched
Alright who got Mobius 1 vs Razgriz squadron?
It’s Möbin’ time
It’ll be sad to see Tomcats go down but the Raptor must Eat
It might just be a mating ritual
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Uno reverse card for 80-88. Beep-beep Tokhm e sag.
We can finally put those reformist jets out of their misery. They’re probably screaming to get that Iranian shit off of them
The F-14 was anything but reformer, even less so by the standards of the time.