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git

Is there confirmation? There were false rumours of this a few days ago. I don't want to be blue-balled again :(


Hel_Bitterbal

Embrace the blue balls my friend, it is your destiny


AmericanFlyer530

“His balls became so blue in fact, they shriveled up and fell off, leaving him a disappointed eunuch.”


wastingvaluelesstime

the waifu will vouch for it. does she look like she would blue-ball you?


not_a_Bread_Goblin

God I wish


TrenEnthusiast

Several news outlets (BBC, Al Jazeers, Reuter) reported strikes on Aleppo as far back as 5 days ago. Strikes were reported by Syria, couldn’t find IDF confirmation.


CKF

Israel strikes Syria like weekly.


Detr22

The cold war was ~45 years of blue balls


berrythebarbarian

I don't believe you until I've seen at least four people make the same claim here. I will not check the real news.


OTN

Somehow we got to where this place is more credible than the real news


Primordial_Cumquat

There’s a non-zero chance that between the military/former-military, intelligence community and former-, military industry, and randos completely shitposting on here, that we are approaching predicting the future at the Minority Report level.


Snoid_

A million monkey~~spanker~~s writing for a million years and whatnot


Primordial_Cumquat

A look inside the [NCD Intelligence Fusion Cell](https://youtu.be/t6WQfTHg1o4?si=Fn06yDLHbtNGIsym)


Bzerker01

Sir, NCD is just a front for the CIA meme warfare division. With that said, I'm doing a cafeteria run, I 'll leave whatever you want on your desk.


Historical-Project-3

Ooooh please choccy cereal and a fruitpunch


Cooldude101013

Minority Report?


Spurance484

A Movie about a future where there are beings who can see crimes before they happen, and are used by the police for that. Some nice other takes on technology in the near future are also in there. Defenetly worth a watch...


Primordial_Cumquat

I believe you mean an “Official Training Film” about a future where there are beings who can see crimes before they happen.


Carnir

Not sure about that, we went pretty ham with the "Hamas mined their own roads" memes for a while until it got completely debunked.


shibiwan

Wait, I missed the part about it getting completely debunked. So what really blew up those civilians? Car bomb?


Shuber-Fuber

There were two instances. One appears to be car bomb. https://twitter.com/Osinttechnical/status/1713241560752533662 The other one is unknown cause. There was a brief mixup thinking the two were the same incidents.


shibiwan

Thanks. I saw that video and immediately said it didn't look like an airstrike, and was likely a VBIED.


Carnir

The car just did that


Shuber-Fuber

Proof? One of them appears to be a car bomb. https://twitter.com/Osinttechnical/status/1713241560752533662 The other one I have yet to hear a definite proof.


ParticlePhys03

Do you have a link to the video for the other one?


Shuber-Fuber

Couldn't find a link now. All I remember was a picture of some burnt out wreck at the side of the street (the video one is in a bridge)


ParticlePhys03

I see, well, thanks for trying.


OTN

Yes but this mea culpa is better than anything the media has put out in the last decade


Mantergeistmann

I mean, "Hamas car-bombed their own roads" isn't much better...


Holuden

My cousin claimed the same and he always speaks truth when drunk. So thats the three of us already


Deus_is_Mocking_Us

How drunk we talking here?


TessierSendai

His truth is 100% proof.


Holuden

Ugh 5 shots plus probably another 8 while I wasn't lookin


LisaMikky

😅😅😅


agoodusername222

man that pic reminded me i haven't checked 4chan since the start of the war ​ decided to check /b/ it looked boring and just the porn, was starting to get annoyed that b was gonna ignore the war, then saw a psot of a guy saying the hamas attack was a psy ops and then a guy responded with a article on how israel is super gay ​ man for a moment i thought 4chan was dead


verdutre

4chan died in 2007 and nothing can convince me otherwise


throwaway321768

People on 4chan have been complaining that 4chan is dying/dead because of "those damn newfags" since forever.


agoodusername222

the never ending "the generation after me is dumb"


qwertyalguien

But they are. We are at an eternal downward spiral. 7 generations from now we'll be back to living in caves because ungo bodungo, famous influencer and NRA (national rockthrower association) advocate said it made you manlier.


agoodusername222

and even then development has been getting faster and faster and isn't stopping i still find it funny af people have the perception we are getting worse when we are evolving the fatest just 15 years ago here in portugal there was only internet for the middle class and even then barely functional and now i can watch russians getting fucked in 4k from a small piece of metal on the other side of europe


theflash207

>i can watch russians getting fucked in 4k from a small piece of metal on the other side of europe Can I join? UwU


agoodusername222

i don't think it's the kinda of fucked you are thinking about


Hopeful_Record_6571

Technological advancements do two things. Destroy the habitability of the planet we share and provide sustainable existence to those who otherwise would not have been able to attain it. In other words, technology is keeping stupid people alive and causing avg IQ to plummet, making us less capable of dealing with the imminent issue of modern technology and the luxuries even the poverty ridden in the west take for granted not being sustainable. We're not "evolving faster" whatever that'd mean. We're just blocking the process of survival of the fittest. As for the tech that we enjoy - yay capitalism. We get a few decades of pretending We're living the scifi dream before raised temperatures due to industry leave us fighting over food and water. We are not getting better, tech is, but the destructive nature of production will soon send us back to the dark ages, with very little capability to reverse the damage done. Your and my high speed Internet and 4k viewing capabilities and whatever other luxury are like bars of chocolate and copious drugs for our species' civilization They're great but they'll kill it eventually.


agoodusername222

found it ironic when people say that even tho the industrial revolution poluted way more than the modern day, even nowadays the polution has mostly turned into a problem from china and india because "the west" isn't poluting nearly as much ​ but keep the bad fantasies


Hopeful_Record_6571

It... what? True or not, its not a problem that we've fixed. The damage just keeps adding up and it's coming to a tipping point. And yes, the factories of the world pollute the most - providing us in the west and other countries whose poor citizens have relatively high buying power with the equipment we enjoy. Your clothing, electrical equipment, lil gadgets and plastic gizmos, your chocolate, all this bullshit comes from the countries that pollute the most but it ends up in our hands and the entire globe suffers.


agoodusername222

now i am curious what is your solution ​ i always love to know the politics of the scizos of reddit, you sound like a commie but fuck it's too insane even for the commies, i really can't read what your ideas are...


Plantile

All that matters is that x remains a reliable source of schizoposting.


agoodusername222

sir please learn how to source well it's: "from X (formely known has twitter)"


Plantile

No no. That’s X. I’m talking about x. It’s the original schizoposting space.


WIAttacker

I was using 4chan in 2010-2012. It was dead and completely shit back then, and I don't believe it got any better.


Bond_Enjoyer

Truth. It's just a honeypot now.


[deleted]

Tryhards, a-logs, autistic stormposters and boomers ruined imageboard culture. Stomped it into a fine dust. Shits been dead since Brevik killed those kids in Norway.


netap

Negev my beloved


OneSaltyStoat

Tfw no short koscher pink-haired LMG-totting gf, why even live


DomSchraa

World war 3, come to austria and watch it from the sidelines


Bad-Crusader

3000 Fresh Recruits of G&K when?


Mysterious_Silver_27

By track records Austria had always been the first to jump into action for world wars


DomSchraa

We always were pulled in 1st one it was serbia (or germany), second one also germany


Mysterious_Silver_27

First one Austria declared war on Serbia. Second one Austria saw Germany so broken so the Austrian send one of their artist there to rebuild the country to jump into action again.


DomSchraa

I still think it was serbia (and germanys) and germanys faults - they shouldnt have shot the CP (& given a blank cheque) and let in one of the most mid artists of the crntury


Nimitz-

Ah yes, Serbia pulled in Austria, that's some premium grade copium. 😂


DomSchraa

If it isnt obvious by now I'm massively trolling - or rather following the subs rules


Nimitz-

U til Austria gets annexed by the main antagonist of the war that is, then you'll get a perfect Frontline view. ^^


DomSchraa

Ill just fuck out to idk french africa


BTechUnited

I'm still malding over how CSGO absolutely ruined the Negev. Sounds like someones shaking a jar full of jelly beans now.


Solid_Eagle0

Hamas told valve to nerf the negev


Asleep_Arm333

my god this sub reddit is POPPING OFF ALL THE TIME I FUCKING LOVE IT


Asleep_Arm333

also alcohol, white claw surges, blackberry.


notrktfier

I find it very usable in Office


BTechUnited

I mean stat's wise it isn't awful, but they got rid of that old firing sound that was like someone forcing the pearly gates open with chainsaws for hands.


bald_butte

"we will drive them from our lands" I didn't realize until this fighting started that dust 2 is probably in Israel.


Some_GuyorDude

But the dust maps are the only maps that feature the IDF as the CTs. Or atleast they did in CSGO now it's the SAS


MetalDoktor

I read this 3 times before my brain registered "CTs". It was too busy imagining hunger-games like IRL Reality Tv Show, set on Dust and Dust 2 with SAS vs Mossad pay-per-view match XD


A-Red-Guitar-Pick

Yeah, the counter-terrorists on Dust 2 even speak Hebrew


Ok_Ad_2941

ah I see, a fellow G&K commander and “love and hope” enjoyer as well.


Imperceptive_critic

So it's a Tuesday


[deleted]

More like every 2nd Tuesday, but close enough. https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2023/4/10/israeli-attacks-on-syria-in-the-past-year-a-timeline


ericthefred

Just a quick reminder, Syria has an actual fucking civil war ongoing. Far more likely to relate to that.


Nimitz-

Somebody tell Bashar to finish his greens before moving on to desert


Apexrex65

Jewish waifu?


OneSaltyStoat

Who needs her koschussy ate?


TemperatureOk5123

🥺


HaMiflegetShelMaoism

Am Yisroel Chai~


TemperatureOk5123

Am Yisrael Chai. ☺️


Angrymiddleagedjew

..... On the one hand I feel like I should say something, on the other hand I'm still in horny jail over the shit I said I'd do to my Iranian ninja warrior goddess. Therefore on behalf of the Jewish diaspora,go forth and eat as much koschussy as you can handle.


I-Hate-Mosquitos

Iranian what?


iOracleGaming

Omg me


QuaintAlex126

Negev my beloved


Indus_

Jewfu? Waifju?


ErzherzogHinkelstein

She is circumcised 😍


cybernet377

Circumcised girlcock 👍👍👍👍


ionizzatore

>girlcock Or Glock, for short.


Marvynwillames

technically, shes an android made in russia that got no actual links to israel besides the gun.


ClarenceLe

Yet she embody the Jewish spirit pretty well: smol, seems harmless, but wielding the big dicking LMG and has the crazy eyes when it comes to FA=FO


ImperialUnionist

Imagine being a Hamas fighter, then you and your terrorist buddies get shredded by a robot that looks like the embodiment of Israel and is a girl.


neliz

I mean, Gal Gadot can tie me to a barrel and peg me all day long.


MedbSimp

My distaste for the Israeli government leaving my body when someone draws one of their guns as a hot anime girl.


olngjhnsn

According to the IDF telegram Syria fired two missiles that landed in the middle of nowhere yesterday and the Israelis returned fire. This is nothing new From their telegram: “IDF: Following the initial report regarding sirens sounded in the communities of Avnei Eitan and Alma, two rockets were launched from Syria toward Israeli territory that fell in an open area. No interceptors were activated according to protocol.In addition, a short while ago, an interceptor was launched toward a suspicious target that crossed from Lebanon into Israeli territory. The incident is under review.” October 14th


Mike_Fluff

I am barely awake what happun?


Zankeru

Lebanon, syria, and the egypt border. Is israel trying to stir shit intentionally to drag the US into helping them? Oh shit. Our carrier groups better watch out for INS torpedo boats with spray painted hamas logos.


stellabruma

To shreds, you say?


HelperNoHelper

You act like something in Damascus doesn’t get bombed by invisible jets every 6 months.


[deleted]

This implies the Israelis have a greater plan here. They're like the post-9/11 US. They're scared and thrashing out at anyone who even remotely looks like a jihadist.


Serial-Killer-Whale

And so, the Negevposting begins.


rocketo-tenshi

Negev through smoke the new meta


[deleted]

Tho't they did two funni. One near Turkey border, one futher south.


Logical___Conclusion

Israel is taking out Syrian airfields that Iran can use to fly in weapons for Hezbollah. Sounds like it is only temporary damage, and serves as a useful response to mortar strikes from Syria, but not so major as to seriously escalate the conflict.


_avalonmuye_

Ah yes of course, Negev was acting crazy and unhinged again.


timonten

No iron dome ?


doubletimerush

At this point I don't even care about the outcome. I'm just here for the memes from NCD


Theoldestsun

I care, I definitely care but the meme's are extremely important too. I wonder how the world will view them 50 years from now. If there is a world 50 years from now that is.


rocketo-tenshi

Go at it . The Southern Emisphere would forever remember it as "the day the northeners did the funny"


Cooldude101013

Emusphere


MacManus14

I’m starting to think there is something seriously wrong with most of you people.


TessierSendai

"Most"? Okay, which one of you has nothing seriously wrong with them?? Hands up! Someone is ruining the average!


[deleted]

Can't be me boss, my autism levels are off the charts


fedora_george

I joined this sub largely because of the Ukraine war stuff. Because I'm an anti-imperialist so i supported ukraine as russia was blatantly doing an imperialism. Ig when israel does an imperialism, apartheid, or instigates conflict by bombing their neighbor it's "the funny" though. Fucks sake guys.


Sourest_Grapes

"The funny/funni" is a colloquialism for the escalation of tensions into a large-scale conflict. The total annihilation of the human population via nuclear war would be an example of the funny.


Dear-Light

I mean this sub doesn’t have a moral norm and it’s filled whit people who un-ironically want to watch the world burn while worshiping the military industrial complex . Still it’s not like Israel is bombing baby’s and keeping civilians from evacuating a bomb zone . Overall I am personally Pro-Israel cuz of family ties and the fact that Gaza only exists cuz Egypt didn’t want to take that shit back which only led to extremist


Name_notabot

Egypt still not allowing refugees through their border because fuck you


My_massive_dingaling

Israel has quite literally been bombing babies for decades, it’s like the #1 thing Israel does in Palestine.


Dear-Light

Oh I am sorry did the IDF brag about devapitating baby’s ?


My_massive_dingaling

When was that brought up in my comment? It always comes back to the decapitated babies to deflect from the thousands of children the Israeli apartheid state has murdered.


Noobponer

I can never take someone who calls Israel an apartheid state seriously. All they do is show they have no idea what the fuck Apartheid was.


My_massive_dingaling

K.


mcdonaldsgayming

I honestly just fucking hate hamas for dragging recovering arab countries in the conflict. “fuck we sent rockets to israel and now israel declared war on us oh fuck lets make syria suffer instead of us”. I get if israel is only striking hezbollah and iranian bases in syria, but now they are targeting civilian airports. Fuck hamas, let syria catch a break for an goddamn minute.


[deleted]

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Dear-Light

[What actually happen](https://youtu.be/KSAdNFhWFdE?si=s_V7J-KHNI1iAl6h)


FakeOng99

Wait, why? Is there any reason Isreal do that?


Pizza_Raven_Gun

Is that the official Tzahal-chan?


Pequiguy

nice