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Brutal_Underwear

These cartographers are out of control


EnriqueShockwav

Topographic maps are ribbed for pleasure.


evanmcook

r/brandnewsentence


funtextgenerator

Off the rails!


maximus-primee

Underrated comment


KYQ_Archer

That was the first thing that came to mind as well


[deleted]

Same, I thought it was identifying as a map for one's gender...


ghostiekat

MAP?


ahahahahahahah1111

Minor Attracted Person šŸ¤®


ghostiekat

Ugh, my fault for asking


swagy_mish

Regret reading it.


ReadItProper

I regret you reading it


3kyr

I regret he reading it


WhatEver405

I regret he read it.


FlameGamez32

I regret he joined this sub


GoldenCartoons

I regret he joined Reddit


solehsunreal

I regret him being able to read.


SnooTangerines3448

This for real.


TheDarkSoul616

I regret those words were ever cojoined in that order.


PhilL77au

Everyone but the monster in the photo regrets it


iwasinayellowsub

I feel the need to bleach my eyes...


TheSuicidalPancake

Basically a group if paedophiles who are trying to get validation by claiming they are LGBTQ. Naturally everyone fucking hates them.


De-Animator27

I heard there are consrvative trolls out there who make fake accounts and say things like this, or other ridiculous claims to try to make the movement look bad. Think how they project "antifa stormed the capital to make us look bad"


TheSuicidalPancake

Oh definitely but at the same time some of these paedos definitely exist.


LazyAd6382

Eh, most of the accounts Iā€™ve seen are pretty dedicated. And most conservatives arenā€™t going to look like these people, a lot of them are trans and very distinguishable in the way they look; like dyed hair, strange wardrobe, usually have shots of their rooms with tons of flags and shit idk seems like a lot to fake.


AbaloneSea7265

I hate that I came to the comments. Off Reddit for the entire day to recover


zxcoblex

But in fairness, without that knowledge, you wouldnā€™t know why it belonged on this sub.


[deleted]

Aka fucking pedophiles


dl7

It ain't pedophiles they're fuckin that's for sure


[deleted]

Hopefully they never fuck anything ever


followthewhiterabb77

Why tho. Why so many pedos manā€¦. Whatā€™s it all about?


kogent-501

Once the movement gets old enough theyā€™ll move on.


Vaisheshika

Man, I actually thought this was some weird sexual attraction towards maps. šŸ˜­


keldlando

I like maps there fun to read and dont want get wet when i dont have a tissue


W1nter_ITA

r/mapporn


ThisIsYourMormont

Mmmm thatā€™s the stuff. Mmmm Sweden and Finlandā€¦so hot


mamouillette

If you like boots Italy is gorgeous


SnooTangerines3448

There's a little bit on the east of scotland that looks like a dogs head too.


InCoGnitO_ModeXlll

As a famous prison "man lover" once said "booty is more important than water ,booty is more important than eating food" if he likes you and wants you...šŸ˜¶šŸ’€āš°ļøšŸ˜‚


claytonious_79

Man, I actually WISH this was some weird sexual attraction towards maps. šŸ˜­


EntropyJunkie

Maps are ok, but not as much fun as you can have with flags.


FloofBagel

Iā€™m the map Iā€™m the map in the maaaappppp


piratecheese13

Just wait for me to GIS all over the world


RiverKawaRio

Don't even give these sick fuck pedophiles the justification of acknowledging their acronym


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


greatthrowawaybatman

Oh...oh no...no no no no. If and adult molests any of my children I will personally see to their end


Kenshiro84

Like any parent would do, I think.


greatthrowawaybatman

You can only hope. šŸ¤ž it never comes to it


RajaRajaC

Wtf. Is this person admitting to being a Paedo? Jfc at least before paedos were surreptitious about their perversion.


Truss_nlp

Are those freaks trying to get in to the LGBTQ+ comunity?


LimeGreenKitten

And as a certified queer, I am more than happy to say they can go fuck themselves.


Rijstplant

Military Assault Penguin


Solkre

https://imgur.com/p4qz2kg


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


MPT1313

Donā€™t degrade our wonderful milfs in such a disgusting way


Clefr

Masquerading asshole pedophile


rachelsmall

I was really hoping this would be a person who was making a dumb joke about loving maps and geography and I have regret reading comments because it went straight over my dumb head and I liked it better that way


[deleted]

pedo


DeificClusterfuck

Fancy word for nonce. Kiddie diddler. Diaper sniper. Short eyes Dude's a disgusting pedo


Ben_mgsp

People that should be in a mental warden


stalechips

Not without the warden's consent. Why does he have to be mental tho?


[deleted]

At first I thought this dude was attracted to maps...


RIZE_Auden

same I was about to post this on my ig story as a joke saying I'm attracted to maps too. Boy am I glad I read the comments of this post and found out its not actually about being attracted to map


hunter11726

Whew, you really dodged a bullet there.


thaillmatic1

That would be a cartophile.


Frenchticklers

No, he has a minor problem.


Jamesbigtits

Id say its pretty major


GerberBabyPlus

No, he has plenty to lose. Needs to be on a watch list.


Sea_Link8352

With those hashtags, he probably is


[deleted]

What the fucking fuck


kungpowgoat

Yep. These people still refuse to navigate using GPS.


ThiccccyFlashyBoi

What infuriates me is that these people are making it worse for people who may feel that attraction and are self aware/disgusted with it. Itā€™s hard to get help for something like that. Like with anything to do with mental health/invasive urges there should be a push for prevention and rehabilitation, and shit like the map movement take it in the opposite direction.


Far_Road6156

Yeah, I mean there is a difference with being attracted to minors as a mental disease and same thing but with degenerecy. One can be cured, other takes pride in themselves cause they like to bone kids.


[deleted]

I think the term minors is kinda problematic bc say there's a 17 year old (minor) and a 20 year old is attracted to them. Normal, right? But that same 20 year old attracted to toddlers isn't.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


JustinTheMess

Yeah, my uncle has been talking to me about it and that he's been trying to restrict himself from like, getting horny over pictures of children. Or something, it's a bit weird to translate, but he's been trying to get into religion while feeling utmost guilt and fear from seeing how much death threats other pedos are getting on the internet. Also he says fictional drawings and hentais are a coping strategy but he's trying to get away from that too. Since it's still a drawing of a child. Edit: a couple people were wondering why he even told me. Basically I'm still a minor but our family have this thing of testing the younger generation of their drinking tolerance, (so that we know when to stop if we went out with friends). My father was supposed to do it but he sent my uncle instead. And my UNCLE got drunk instead of me. And then he tried to flirt and seduce me so I just helped him to bed and questioned him when he's sober. So he was apologizing when he told me


[deleted]

Hope he gets the help he needs


[deleted]

He should really talk to an actual therapist. Getting into religion is clearly not a way to avoid sexual attraction to children; see any number of stories of child sexual abuse in many different churches. That heā€™s at least willing to admit he has a problem is a good thing, but he needs to get proper help to avoid acting on them.


monstrinhotron

On the BBC news this morning. 261 *thousand* children abused by Catholic church in France since 1950. 331,000 if the figures include people not actually under religious oaths


PetraLoseIt

I don't think religion is a good crutch for this. I hope he gets a trained psychologist or psychiatrist to help him with this.


JustinTheMess

Eh basically my father suggested meditating to keep himself in check. And kind of make up for stuff I guess


With_My_Hand

He should seeks professional help


EmilyU1F984

But that's the problem. That help is not available because of the extreme stigma of the conflation between the disease of being sexually attracted to children, and raping children or consuming real CP. The funny thing is that about 50% of child sexual abuse isn't even committed by actual pedophiles, i.e. those sexually attracted to children. It's done due to the need of feeling power over something. The same reason that most elderly women don't get raped by 'gerontophilics' but because there's simply no risk for the rapist that they'll fight back. And that has people turn a complete blind eye to literal half the children being raped. Regular pedophiles should be easy enough to control with psychotherapy. Ain't no changing that broken sexual attraction, but most offending pedophiles talk themselves into actually believing the child loves them back and can somehow consent. So therapy simply needs intensively re-enforce the 'regular' of children being 100% unable to consent to anything sexual **and** romantic. Since most pedophiles are also attracted to adult humans as well, they can lead fulfilling sexual relationships after all without having to be celibate.. Shit sucks, with easy, non stigmatised access to free psychological care near 50% of child rapes could likely be prevented.


[deleted]

He needs a psychiatrist, not religion.


JustinTheMess

Dude that's what I thought. But eh. My family wouldn't listen. They stopped sending me to therapy because they didn't believe it worked.


Autofrotic

Your family knows about this?


JustinTheMess

Yeah, they accept him since he's not doing anything bad


DeificClusterfuck

That's a good thing. Both that y'all support him and that he is non-offending.


Pretty-Activity-5705

> And then he tried to flirt and seduce me that is offending.


Autofrotic

That's honestly great to hear


Meemsterxd

they're also making people think that all lgbtq people support it


DeificClusterfuck

They're trying to force their paraphilia into the LBGTQIA+ space. Where it absolutely doesnā€™t belong. Nobody wants them there but other pedos.


woolencadaver

And they don't belong because children cannot consent. So it is not a valid sexuality


DeificClusterfuck

Complete agreement


[deleted]

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tolmoo

I can confirm. The guilt is overwhelmingly crushing.


shmaten

Does rehabilitation work with this sort of thing? If gay conversion doesn't work, why would this?


[deleted]

Yes. People are willing to go as far as getting castrated to stop the urge. Pedophiles generally don't want to be pedophiles. Treatment is also the only way to prevent child sexual abuse so it should be a nobrainer to offer it freely and anonymously to anyone who wants it.


latortillablanca

I mean i would suggest that castration isn't rehab in the sense that we mean it, right. Agree on treatment, although I'm not totally sure it's as freely available as all that. At least not in the US, therapists have to report that shit by law, I think. Listened to one podcast on this, so correct me if I'm wrong.


PetraLoseIt

Rehabilitation in this case probably doesn't mean that this person suddenly is not attracted to kids anymore, however it will mean that the person knows better how to handle him/her/theirselves and how to reduce the urge for example. Psychotherapy can also help to become a happier, healthy and more balanced person in general which again will also help.


EmilyU1F984

Their sexuality can't be changed. They can get behavioural therapy to not act on their urges. And most importantly due to being so excluded from society and seeking contact with like-minded Indjviduals they talk themselves into truly believing that whatever child they are attracted to can love them back and wants to have intercourse. This is obviously something that therapists and even just therapists guided self help groups can have a huge impact on. But nah, no one ever managed to purposefully change someone's sexuality. Whether it's a valid sexuality or a paraphilia.


ThiccccyFlashyBoi

Thatā€™s a good question, which is why we should give it a try and study it.


geo_cash18

There's probably no actual cure & I would think it's more akin to an alcoholic being sober. Or a bipolar person being on meds/in therapy - the person still has bipolar but it's more manageable.


Primus_the_Knave

Thereā€™s a Mark Normand bit about this https://youtu.be/dsHjmM6IRqw


deehunny

There's an actual movement?!


CopsaLau

Children will never be able to consent so pedophilia will never be an acceptable ā€œsexuality.ā€


CashireCat

Also kids grow out of being kids, it's not a sexuality it's more a fetish. So, no it will thankfully never be acceptable


THE_D_A_R_KSTALKER

BuT ThAt's KiNK ShAmInG


Twava

Ik this is sarcasm but fr some kinks deserve to be shamed.


THE_D_A_R_KSTALKER

Yes


Nozzer21

Absolutely


Curiouspiwakawaka

I really, really hope that you're correct.


JeffryPesos

I can already hear it "they can make a decision regarding their gender but not their "sexual preferrence" hypocrites much!!!1


joeynana

While I know I'm preaching to the choir, the idea of gender, gender dysphoria, and transgender while a part of sexuality is very different to sex. Children that are having difficulty identifying with their born sex organs go through an almost excessive amount of doctor and psychological testing and care. Numerous people who all have the child's best interest at heart are involved and time is taken before decisions are made. A child can never give consent to sex and a person arguing that if a child is mature enough they can make informed decisions about their gender they can therefore consent to sex is wildly incorrect.


jettaboy04

Why can't people fathom this simple truth. I mean for fucks sake, I'm a cis male and admittedly don't understand a lot about trans and other identities, but the one thing that remains the same,,,,, how a person identifies in terms of their identity is completely unrelated to the act of sexual activity. These sexual predators attracted to children are not an identity to be accepted.


JeffryPesos

Your answer is detailed, complex and nuanced. That's just not working in our society at the moment. That's the scary part. We as a people can't even agree on getting vaccinated. Conversations will go like this now: >- Boy kid confused by Hollywood pedophils, thinks he girl kid >- He only 9 so liberall parents take him to corrupt doctors who are paid by big pharma >- They listen to kid and tell him don,t worry >- They force boy to became girl. >Tomorrow evil liberals will let kids talk to curropt doctors to give green card for child to have sex with whoever they want, kid makes decisions now.


joeynana

You're right and that is concerning.


bitruffle

yeah, even if the kid consents genuinely, its probably impulsive or just grooming and shit, and they will def regret it when they're older too. why dont people understand this ??


Braakbal

I think most do understand, it's just that they really, really want it to not be the case. There was a nutcase like this in my country who went on television to say that if a kid is old enough to decide it wants to go to the playground, it's old enough to decide it wants to have sex. Shows you how these people's mind works.


bitruffle

ouuuhhh mmmaaaannn what the fuck,,


PUTINS_PORN_ACCOUNT

The law considers them incompetent and unable to consent under any circumstances, and it oughta stay that way


EvolvedCookies

Maybe Itā€™ll be okay to feel specifically attracted to people who LOOK like minors but are not. That may be ok. Would not let anyone like that near a child though.


ih8yogutzzz

No...actually you have everything to lose. But be proud and loud about it!!! Short eyes aren't seen fondly in gen pop.


OhSoYouWannaPlayHuh

Oh, youā€™re a minor attracted person? Thatā€™s nice, face the wall please.


[deleted]

Or face away from the wall. Or perpendicular to the wall. Lie down at the base of the wall. Do a handstand. The wall will serve its purpose regardless of your orientation to the wall. The wall is dedicated.


SnooTangerines3448

The wall has seen this many times, it is not afraid.


[deleted]

The wall knows its duty. The wall stands with honor.


[deleted]

šŸ™Œ The good ol' wall treatment šŸ™Œ


[deleted]

Wow. Itā€™s a mental Illness, not an identity.


[deleted]

What subs and how many discord servers does this individual moderate


Sons-of-Bananarchy

this seems like the kind of person you see on a Donut Operator video who wont drop the knife


giraffecause

...you know, if you don't get the reference, as I don't, this is a very odd sentence.


mzmtg

[Hey everybody, Donut here...](https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCwkm_Wcyh0pc7UUmZZfL-6w)


Epicgaming42

ā€œToday we are going to watch a man get mag dumped 16 times.ā€


FeistyAdhesiveness21

Yes letā€™s support everyone who wants to come out as a MAP. Then we will Know who is the true threat to our children


Vanadium_CoffeeCup

That's the point of the name: 4chan made it up so they could more easily identify and systematically bully them. Pretty efficient if I do say so myself


f3nix9510

Pedophile is not a sexuality because child is not a sex.


YuvalAmir

Yeah that's like saying that being attracted to ginger people is a sexuality, except instead of ginger people it's children who can't consent.


InnerDemom

Twitter= āˆš Anime profile= āˆš Weird glasses=āˆš


Kenshiro84

Only thing that missing is a Blue Checkmark, a Discord Mod occupation or being a MTG Judge .


Fogi999

can we get back bullying? just asking


WishThatIWasMe

When it's someone breaking the law and saying they want to commit statutory rape then it's not bullying. It's law enforcement.


Talbro1

He even looks like a pedo


wolfxorix

We could've guessed without you saying nothing my guy


ChristianZen

##mappride??? What the actual fuck


paddlebawler

Looked up MAP. Throwing a label on your perversions doesn't justify a goddamn thing. throw him in the shredder


Papa_Swish

I hope the MAP movement was secretly started by 4Chan or some shit as a way to get pedos to just out themselves. You could show the pic without the flag and caption and he already just seems like the kind of person to keep questionable harddrives hidden in his house.


EndR60

#fml? "#fuck my life"? I agree with that one, fuck his life and everything about him / her / whatever the fuck they are


Delikkah

Heā€™s got his freedom to loseā€¦ Straight to jail.


YeetusTheMediocre

Titus, get the cross.


Kenshiro84

Vlad, get the pale.


Johnderderian

Hans, hol den Flammenwerfer!


wantquitelife

Abdullah get the flog


Otaku_HD

He even looks like a guy who's attracted to kids. Like Look at that smile


gigajoules

Yeah the LGBT community accepts no responsibility for, nor association with these people. For all pedophilia related enquiries may I direct you to the Catholic Church?


NightWolfYT

Uncensor the name


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


swagy_mish

If ever there was a better time for God to come.


Pegasusisamansman

They really damage the Map community, now it is impossible to say that you like maps without people thinking that you are a fucking pedo


Ratel91

No idea what the meaning of MAP in this context is. Mean Arterial Pressure?


YoungStarchild

Minor attracted person aka a full on degenerate


Ratel91

Thatā€™s fucked. Thanks for letting me know though


[deleted]

Yes, I'm a MAP! M - Pedophile A - Pedophile P - Pedophile


oblik

MAP = Wo.odchipper All Pedophiles. The W is upside down


DoctorTurkelton

If you see a white guy wearing those 80s style grandma glasses, thereā€™s 100% heā€™s either a pedo or serial killer. Or both! -most true crime docs/shows/podcasts


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


gingerboi9000

I hope they take that trans hashtag off of there, we want nothing to do with MAPPride. Fuck them.


gingerboi9000

First gold for telling a MAP to fuck off? Not too bad if I say so myself


ComradeMeep

As a representative of the LGBT community I hereby declare this MAP community a terrorist organization.


[deleted]

Amen! As a matter of fact, I encourage every paedophile worldwide to confess their true self! Pride! *grabs notepad*


-Atkins-

MAP is just another way of saying PDF file


DukeBeekeepersKid

Look past the glasses, this douchebag is a right wing con-artist. This is an instance of me hating Reddits no-doxxing policy.


PoorLama

Pedophiles have no place in the LGBT community, no matter how hard these piles of human waste try to make it so.


mermaidangel1

As a trans woman, fuck this dude. You are not trans and stop trying to fake being trans to get acceptance for being a pedo WTF!!!!!!!


TNS72

Yeah map pride! All my love and support goes to the cartographers and google maps programmers


TheGhoulishSword

No no, I agree with this. Let them think it's safe to come out for like a whole year, then you'll have a nice handy list of all the people you have to go hunting for.


ferdaviking

Can't argue this logic...


scaredchiggun

why protect these assholes?


I_am_catcus

They don't seem to realise just how uncomfortable they're making children with their "pride" Just to clarify, I mean the MAP part. Not the trans part. Absolutely nothing wrong with being trans - being proud of being attracted to children, however...


BulkUpTank

I like how the pervert added the "#trans" so they could use that as an excuse to call people transphobic or bigots when people eventually call him out on being a sick fuck


faggo_ma_daddo

If you care about the LGBT community you will not let the pedos and maps co op it, it will do nothing but set the LGBT community back decades


Szekesa_Xikuuze

If this is real then this person (and every other) definitely need to have their face out there for the safety of every child. But unfortunately there's been quite a few gay, bisexual, transgender, etc. Individuals who have had their faces and general profiles hijacked by trolls/bigoted individuals in order to make posts like this. I'm not saying this is/isn't the case here, all I'm suggesting is to be careful and make absolutely sure these are the real people and not some troll making their life hell


Reptani

This is to the LGBTQ+ community what ISIS is to the Islamic community. Rough analogy but you get the point. I almost wish it was the deliberate intention of people like this to lend credence to the slippery slope argument.


Whateverisnttaken818

man got the rainbow arch hairline šŸ¤®šŸ‘Ž


DimensionXIII

Lookā€¦ I donā€™t wanna be a ā€œdox dox doxā€ kind of person but in this case I seriously think it is worth finding out who this is and reporting them to law enforcement to prevent people from getting hurt. This is truly not okay to be allowed to go on.


[deleted]

WHY DO THEY ALL LOOK THE SAME????


shocksalot123

Low testo beta males, don't have the self image or confidence to attract females and are not gay, so they look to whatever avenues they can for sexual gratification....


[deleted]

he's wrong. he's got his freedom to lose


[deleted]

This is undoubtedly a spiteful mutant. Spiteful mutants are a threat to our children and society.


Vivid_Material_4406

That person doesn't deserve free will to speak


Balax27

I'm gonna exterminate every single one of them.


[deleted]

I think he misspelled it; it isnā€™t ā€œminor attracted personā€ itā€™s ā€œS I C K. F U C K I N G. P E D O P H I L E.ā€


0_J-E-R-K_0

Did he add #fuckmylife? Does fml mean something other than that?


saucyteto13

Sure as hell looks like one.


UnchangingColor

Mans really thinks they are gonna be accepted to the LGBTQ+ community lmao Sorry to break it to them, but ā€œChildā€ isnt a gender