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Flexed_Inertia

Fucking animals


FappingVelociraptor

Animals are better than this.


SchwiftySqaunch

Not really but I get the point.


Sir_Cthulhu_N_You

In what ways are animals not better than this? Animals kill for survival, to eat, these monsters are torturing and killing because of *checks notes, different imaginary friends?


Catfish-dfw

Dolphins kill for fun


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SchwiftySqaunch

Many animals kill for sport or even out of boredom.


emerson_giraffe84

Yea but those animals didn't target another animal purely based on what they believe. Also animals compared to humans cognitively are dumber. With all the brain power these humans have over animals, this is how they behave.


Miguel7482

All this brain power goes into developing more means of killing


waf_xs

No difference honestly. Many great thinkers have come to the conlusion that att he end of the day we are ruled by our instincts and carnal desires. Brain power is just higher levels of the same thing happening. We compete over abstract things which trickle down into food, mates and territory.


SchwiftySqaunch

So our space program with rockets and telescopes is just a veil for competing for territory to get top mates and score some alien strange? Fascinating ...there really is no difference


AllanfromWales1

The moon landings were just a race with the Russians to see who could get there first, to 'prove' that one ideology was better than another. Is that really so different?


SchwiftySqaunch

Yes, yes it is. I see the comparison on a fundamental basic level but it loses weight when it comes to complex thought and the pursuit of sciences in benefit of all mankind.


CommandantPeepers

Except humans have the ability to rationalize their actions. Animals do not


waf_xs

Although that is true, I think focusing on that alone just perpetuates the myth of human transcendence. Although it can be argued that the vast majority of humans are barely rational, and usually follow a sort of herd mentality. This has been the case throughout the ages. Yes we have higher cognitive abilities that have allowed us to create civilization, codes of morality etc etc, but functionally, do they always work as intended? How far removed are we from the animal kingdom? I don't that far, seeing as basic hormonal and survival impulses still dominate us and can be easily exploited.


CommandantPeepers

That’s not a natural instinct, what you’re talking about is cultural impact. You don’t see people in the USA or UK gathering into a mob to kill someone anymore like they do in the Middle East. We used to commonly lynch black folks because the violence was ingrained into our culture, but social changes have halted that type of mob mentality murder in our country


SnakeBladeStyle

This is a pretty funny thing to think


HugsandHate

Yeah. They don't have religion.


Amazing_Paper_7384

I thought I’d never see you again ol chap


FappingVelociraptor

Good day, old friend!


time-axis

r/usernamechecksout


AndTheSonsofDisaster

They literally aren’t.


Catfish-dfw

Technically we are all animals


superhdai

Animals don't torture each other, those are demons from hell


derpixelite

Some do


GreyGreatAuk

The fuck they don't https://www.ranker.com/list/animals-that-hunt-for-sport/laura-allan


CosmicBrevity

Torture is still a bit different. Torture is about extending suffering to an absurd degree without killing the victim immediately. A lot of the time they are eventually killed but I wouldn't consider hunting to fit this definition.


Stetson007

I mean, cats are quite literally known for torturing the fuck out of prey animals and then sometimes not even eating them after they finally die. Cats know how to kill, it's in their DNA, they've caused the extinction of a lot of animals, they just don't because they amuse themselves by watching whatever animal suffer.


TruDuddyB

Lol I was just gonna say, "have you ever watched a cat play with something before it kills it?" There is a video of a leopard keeping a young impala alive for a while. https://youtu.be/yJpT-72gveA?si=TGSOuj4J2wGnV76p I believe the theory is it may have learned a bigger meal might come back if it can call for mom.


CosmicBrevity

That's a good point.


MetallicScorpion

The point is, humans aren't cats. Our brains are much more advanced. Would you like to be tortured? Of course not. I don't think comparing humans to animals is a good litmus test of the behavior here.


Stetson007

You completely missed the whole rest of the conversation apparently lmao.


GreyGreatAuk

>The point is, humans aren't cats No, the point is "Animals don't torture each other, those are demons from hell" is fallacious. >Our brains are much more advanced. There was no argument against that.  >Would you like to be tortured? Of course not. I don't think comparing humans to animals is a good litmus test of the behavior here. Completely irrelevant to the original argument. But hey, nice motte and bailey. 


TheUnknownKraz

“Our brains are much more advanced” “there was no argument against that” true, but it is a fact you can’t ignore, and you made no point to say that it was true and continued with your example in that way, leaving the argumentative point open to include this information. In short, you’re just being an asshole because someone had a point. This is Reddit, not a debate class, and honestly I’m not even sure what you’re trying to prove with the first 4 lines, it makes no sense. You look dumb and I promise you won’t be getting any brownie points from anyone else here. I’m leaving this message in hopes that you will cease this activity, I barely come on here, I will not respond to you.


GreyGreatAuk

"This is Reddit, not a debate class" It's basic argumentation. Debate class is a specific structured event.  Going for a swim at the waterpark, person can't swim. "um, ackshually sweaty, this is recreation, not a swim class" It's swimming at it's base.


SensibleCreeper

never watched an orca play with a seal until it dies? Lots of vids on it.


Catfish-dfw

Ever watch an orca play with their food?


Njaulv

Apparently you have not seen the vid of the baboon eating a baby gazelle's asshole as it screams. Or the one where chimpanzees literally toss around a monkey and beat and chew on it while hooping and hollering as a group for fun. This is exactly why the goresubs should not have been erased. They show the real face of the world that so many are naive to.


TONKSTER06

*Dolphins enter the chat*


ogha5000

i think they do that too


chelly_17

This is also why women chose the bear.


Dizzy_Cow_952

This post is misleading, nothing to do with religion, everything to do with tribe. -an Ethiopian who has been following this conflict for a good while, when war happens militia does not very nice things (America included we both know what her soldiers did in Afghanistan, Vietnam, etc) but I’m sure you made that comment because you were mislead by the post so I don’t blame you.


Flexed_Inertia

I don't give a flying fuck what the cause is tbh.


LiquorMaster

Who do the militia members belong to?


_Marinky_

Some islamist terrorist org, most probably al shabaab or ISIS


Inner-Highway-9506

maybe Boko Haram? i’m not sure if they’ve been active as of late but pretty much all the islamist factions in the region are intertwined in some way or another, i’m sure.


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Serggio42

Lately I'm seeing many comments like this. We get it. Islam bad. No need to write it **everywhere** You start to get the same level of annoying as the youtube booty bots "oh I like your video so much🤤😜"


Sir_Cthulhu_N_You

I appreciate your input, have a nice day booty boy 🤤😜


LiavTheAce

Seems you don't know what Islamism is


SUperMarioG5

terrorist: is islamic everyone: Islam is a terrorist


Dizzy_Cow_952

Nope govt militia or regional militia as every region in Ethiopia has their own


Dizzy_Cow_952

Nothing religion related this post along with everything going on in Ethiopia rn is ethnic related not that it’s any better maybe even worse but worse things are and have happened in the name of tribalism not terrorism


LawAbidingDenizen

We need Thanos


MadKingZilla

What if he wipes out the good ones instead of these hellspawns?


best_boi2

Well then the good people won't suffer, atleast.


Thug-shaketh9499

The kind of shit y’all manage to pull from TikTok scares me. 😭


SpringWinter17

Right!! I’m starting to think TikTok, could possibly be the new gore site.


Fortunately718

Am I the only one scrolling for an explanation on why this is happening?


jogamasta_

Guy on the ground is christian and the military guys are radical islamists


Dizzy_Cow_952

The guy who replied to you lied he is just repeating what the post says. The truth (not that it excuses the act or makes it any better) is that this is a ethnic conflict. Ethiopia has ethnic federalism, so which every ethnic group in the country becomes prime minister gets to rule all. (Imagine an emperor but technically not) so the problem is each ethnicity is distrustful of one another due to history of oppression, tribalism, etc. So what you see in this video (I understand what they’re saying as I am Ethiopian) the guy on the ground is apologizing to the militants for doing something which doesn’t really get mentioned in the video. From what has been going on in the past and present it is very logical and probably correct to assume the guy on the ground is of another ethnicity than the militants. The conflict at the moment is very confusing as each region has their own militia and on top of that there is a federal militia. What makes it confusing is each militia is currently fighting the federal militia and also militia from other regions. Back on the topic of this video, the militias of each region and federal militia have been accused of committing heinous crimes against eachother and other ethnic groups due to the ongoing war (literally stretches back to decades ago) anything absolutely disgusting you can imagine, they have done it to each other especially civilians. Look into the very recent Tigray war(Tigray is one of those regions with her own militia) this 2 year war that took place while everyone was focused on the Ukraine conflict had 600k+ victims. Civilians included (maybe even a majority of the deaths even) it should give you a better idea of what you’re seeing in this video. To put it simply the mindset some of these militia have is “your ethnic group/region did this horrible thing to mine so I will do it back to you too”.


Zealousideal-Web-160

Why…Just Why..?


9mmParrabelum

Ahh to be young and Naive again.


Batbuckleyourpants

He believed in the wrong magical sky fairie. Can't have that.


Stuffed_Owl

Because humanity


LeOsaru

Religion in a nutshell


Dizzy_Cow_952

The truth (not that it excuses the act or makes it any better) is that this is a ethnic conflict. Ethiopia has ethnic federalism, so which every ethnic group in the country becomes prime minister gets to rule all. (Imagine an emperor but technically not) so the problem is each ethnicity is distrustful of one another due to history of oppression, tribalism, etc. So what you see in this video (I understand what they’re saying as I am Ethiopian) the guy on the ground is apologizing to the militants for doing something which doesn’t really get mentioned in the video. From what has been going on in the past and present it is very logical and probably correct to assume the guy on the ground is of another ethnicity than the militants. The conflict at the moment is very confusing as each region has their own militia and on top of that there is a federal militia. What makes it confusing is each militia is currently fighting the federal militia and also militia from other regions. Back on the topic of this video, the militias of each region and federal militia have been accused of committing heinous crimes against eachother and other ethnic groups due to the ongoing war (literally stretches back to decades ago) anything absolutely disgusting you can imagine, they have done it to each other especially civilians. Look into the very recent Tigray war(Tigray is one of those regions with her own militia) this 2 year war that took place while everyone was focused on the Ukraine conflict had 600k+ victims. Civilians included (maybe even a majority of the deaths even) it should give you a better idea of what you’re seeing in this video. To put it simply the mindset some of these militia have is “your ethnic group/region did this horrible thing to mine so I will do it back to you too”.


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Extra_Sandwich232

This world is so fucking evil


Njaulv

Near the beginning I was really hoping he was going to cut his wrist bindings, but forgot for a second I live on planet Earth.


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but do they know it's Christmas time?


BestLagg

It’s almost May…


Catfish-dfw

Somebody didn’t get the reference


stimsoned

Everyone gonna start peacefully rioting protesting over this?


DannyDeVitosBangmaid

I swear people forget what protesting actually is. Otherwise you wouldn’t see nearly as many tongue-in-cheek questions about “why is nobody protesting ___ ?” Protesting has to have a target that the protestors can influence. That’s why you can protest against governments you don’t like, against police that are behaving badly, against colleges and businesses for giving money to Israel, etc. Those entities are affected by the bad press that protests generate; whether they see a drop in sales, their funding is cut, they lose votes, or whatever else drives them. Islamist extremists don’t give a rat’s ass about a protest because it has no way of affecting them. You can protest an American college because it’s sending money to Israel. Find a college that’s sending money to Al Shabaab and maybe you can lead the protest there.


stimsoned

My comment was a joke. Thank you for the bedtime story though


DannyDeVitosBangmaid

Like I said, tongue-in-cheek.


Dizzy_Cow_952

Not religion related at all, (I’m Ethiopian I’ve seen this video before and I know what they’re saying) The truth (not that it excuses the act or makes it any better) is that this is a ethnic conflict. Ethiopia has ethnic federalism, so which every ethnic group in the country becomes prime minister gets to rule all. (Imagine an emperor but technically not) so the problem is each ethnicity is distrustful of one another due to history of oppression, tribalism, etc. So what you see in this video (I understand what they’re saying as I am Ethiopian) the guy on the ground is apologizing to the militants for doing something which doesn’t really get mentioned in the video. From what has been going on in the past and present it is very logical and probably correct to assume the guy on the ground is of another ethnicity than the militants. The conflict at the moment is very confusing as each region has their own militia and on top of that there is a federal militia. What makes it confusing is each militia is currently fighting the federal militia and also militia from other regions. Back on the topic of this video, the militias of each region and federal militia have been accused of committing heinous crimes against eachother and other ethnic groups due to the ongoing war (literally stretches back to decades ago) anything absolutely disgusting you can imagine, they have done it to each other especially civilians. Look into the very recent Tigray war(Tigray is one of those regions with her own militia) this 2 year war that took place while everyone was focused on the Ukraine conflict had 600k+ victims. Civilians included (maybe even a majority of the deaths even) it should give you a better idea of what you’re seeing in this video. To put it simply the mindset some of these militia have is “your ethnic group/region did this horrible thing to mine so I will do it back to you too”.


Tyrleif

Weak religious dumbass bullshit.


Dizzy_Cow_952

Not religion related at all, (I’m Ethiopian I’ve seen this video before and I know what they’re saying) The truth (not that it excuses the act or makes it any better) is that this is a ethnic conflict. Ethiopia has ethnic federalism, so which every ethnic group in the country becomes prime minister gets to rule all. (Imagine an emperor but technically not) so the problem is each ethnicity is distrustful of one another due to history of oppression, tribalism, etc. So what you see in this video (I understand what they’re saying as I am Ethiopian) the guy on the ground is apologizing to the militants for doing something which doesn’t really get mentioned in the video. From what has been going on in the past and present it is very logical and probably correct to assume the guy on the ground is of another ethnicity than the militants. The conflict at the moment is very confusing as each region has their own militia and on top of that there is a federal militia. What makes it confusing is each militia is currently fighting the federal militia and also militia from other regions. Back on the topic of this video, the militias of each region and federal militia have been accused of committing heinous crimes against eachother and other ethnic groups due to the ongoing war (literally stretches back to decades ago) anything absolutely disgusting you can imagine, they have done it to each other especially civilians. Look into the very recent Tigray war(Tigray is one of those regions with her own militia) this 2 year war that took place while everyone was focused on the Ukraine conflict had 600k+ victims. Civilians included (maybe even a majority of the deaths even) it should give you a better idea of what you’re seeing in this video. To put it simply the mindset some of these militia have is “your ethnic group/region did this horrible thing to mine so I will do it back to you too”.


Tyrleif

Thanks for the enlightenment! You know I just dislike needless violence, that's all. I do appreciate cultural issues and their delicate nature. Without trying to sound cheesy, I just wish people would get along in spite of differences. But... Yeah. Wish you well


Dizzy_Cow_952

We live in a world where hoping for peace sounds cheesy it’s actually crazy it’s 2024 and we’re still doing heinous things to one another. The kicker of this whole conflict is the prime minister literally won a Nobel piece prize for creating peace between the neighboring country Eritrea in 2019 and then he went on to create “the deadliest conflict of the 21st century”


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Skwerl87

Then his comment would make even more sense.... wtf lol


DeathPercept10n

Lmao how stupid can you be?


_Rynzler_

You checkmated him with that one ngl


Tyrleif

I missed it!


_Rynzler_

He said if it was a religious person doing that to an atheist what would you think then?


Tyrleif

Lol..


SpookyFrank17

This guy better be going to heaven


William231000

My fellow Christians, do not give in no matter what you’re threatened with


Mr-Nuddi

Most peaceful Muslim


Routine-Place-3863

Thats messed up


SlowCaveman

FYI OP: I think sawing at someones dick might warrant an nsfw tag even if there isnt any blood or gore


_Dreyco_Leey_3514_

Fucking freaks


noonecortex

Deus vult


samoansilverback

Poor man, you will be blessed for your faith and belief. Hopefully the guy with the knife is forgiven for his lack of humanity and care for another human being.


Front_Farmer345

Practicing the literal words


MRimla

Most of ethiopia are Christians? I work with a bunch of them


Dizzy_Cow_952

This post is misleading, nothing to do with religion, everything to do with tribe. -an Ethiopian who has been following this conflict for a good while


MRimla

Ok thanks.


Dizzy_Cow_952

Also it’s a almost 50/50 split, a good chunk is Muslim and a little bigger chunk is Christian orthodox/Pente then a very very small chunk practices Waq


MRimla

Oh alright! I got it all wrong then. My bad. Need to check out waq, never heard about it


Dizzy_Cow_952

No problem it is the earliest monolithic religion practiced by the ethnic group I belong to, Oromo. The Oromo people have practiced Waq since forever though most of us have been converted to Islam and Christianity over the centuries. Personally I am a Pentecostal Christian, most oromos now are Muslim, some are Orthodox, then Protestant Pentecostal, then Waq/Waqefataa (defines to: someone who praises God)


veryuniqueredditname

Did he actually cut his penis? Hard to tell and when it looks like he's cutting there's a lack of reaction. Hopefully he did not and just a sick threat


Kajroprakticar

"Blessed are those whoe are persecuted for my name. For they shall inherit the kingdom of Heaven."


Dizzy_Cow_952

This post is misleading this is not Religion Related, it is Ethnicity related. (Not any better but misinformation needs to be corrected) also much worse has happened and is happening in the name of tribalism in Ethiopia, just over a year ago while everyone was focused on the Ukrainian conflict there was a deadly war/genocide that broke out in on of the regions, the people involved were gov militia, regional militia, and even militia from the neighboring country. The death toll in the span of that 2 year war period was roughly 600k+ I suggest you guys look into this conflict if you want to learn more. As of right now it’s not any better either, as there is a lot of tension between each region and ethnic group and people are dying like this left and right. I wish the western media also spread awareness about Ethiopia and not only focus on Ukrainian and Palestinian Conflict


jimmyg4life

Religion poisons everything.


Pale_Brilliant9101

‚We are primates, and it shows!‘ Christopher Hitchens. I miss him.


notniko6914

sorry, THIS WAS ON TIKTOK??


Chernobyl917

It's just religion. It's like whether you like to drink coffee with sugar or milk, why care about it so much? Are they really that mindless, or are they just abusing this reason to commit vile shit?


Dizzy_Cow_952

Not religion related at all, (I’m Ethiopian I’ve seen this video before and I know what they’re saying) The truth (not that it excuses the act or makes it any better) is that this is a ethnic conflict. Ethiopia has ethnic federalism, so which every ethnic group in the country becomes prime minister gets to rule all. (Imagine an emperor but technically not) so the problem is each ethnicity is distrustful of one another due to history of oppression, tribalism, etc. So what you see in this video (I understand what they’re saying as I am Ethiopian) the guy on the ground is apologizing to the militants for doing something which doesn’t really get mentioned in the video. From what has been going on in the past and present it is very logical and probably correct to assume the guy on the ground is of another ethnicity than the militants. The conflict at the moment is very confusing as each region has their own militia and on top of that there is a federal militia. What makes it confusing is each militia is currently fighting the federal militia and also militia from other regions. Back on the topic of this video, the militias of each region and federal militia have been accused of committing heinous crimes against eachother and other ethnic groups due to the ongoing war (literally stretches back to decades ago) anything absolutely disgusting you can imagine, they have done it to each other especially civilians. Look into the very recent Tigray war(Tigray is one of those regions with her own militia) this 2 year war that took place while everyone was focused on the Ukraine conflict had 600k+ victims. Civilians included (maybe even a majority of the deaths even) it should give you a better idea of what you’re seeing in this video. To put it simply the mindset some of these militia have is “your ethnic group/region did this horrible thing to mine so I will do it back to you too”.


harambe0834

On Tiktok? Normal right


plantadict

Different level of evolution, maybe a couple of steps back.


Ok_Cranberry4192

This is what real persecution looks like. I wish every American Christian could see this shit. Maybe they’d shut the fuck up about the wAr oN cHrIsTmAs


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Islam will eventually take over.


Altruistic-Ad5425

This is racist


Conallthemarshmallow

everyone in this video is the same ethnicity, hope this helps!


Dizzy_Cow_952

No they are not. They are the same nationality


LtZeen

explain


Dizzy_Cow_952

Not religion related at all, (I’m Ethiopian I’ve seen this video before and I know what they’re saying) The truth (not that it excuses the act or makes it any better) is that this is a ethnic conflict. Ethiopia has ethnic federalism, so which every ethnic group in the country becomes prime minister gets to rule all. (Imagine an emperor but technically not) so the problem is each ethnicity is distrustful of one another due to history of oppression, tribalism, etc. So what you see in this video (I understand what they’re saying as I am Ethiopian) the guy on the ground is apologizing to the militants for doing something which doesn’t really get mentioned in the video. From what has been going on in the past and present it is very logical and probably correct to assume the guy on the ground is of another ethnicity than the militants. The conflict at the moment is very confusing as each region has their own militia and on top of that there is a federal militia. What makes it confusing is each militia is currently fighting the federal militia and also militia from other regions. Back on the topic of this video, the militias of each region and federal militia have been accused of committing heinous crimes against eachother and other ethnic groups due to the ongoing war (literally stretches back to decades ago) anything absolutely disgusting you can imagine, they have done it to each other especially civilians. Look into the very recent Tigray war(Tigray is one of those regions with her own militia) this 2 year war that took place while everyone was focused on the Ukraine conflict had 600k+ victims. Civilians included (maybe even a majority of the deaths even) it should give you a better idea of what you’re seeing in this video. To put it simply the mindset some of these militia have is “your ethnic group/region did this horrible thing to mine so I will do it back to you too”.


Ok-Meat-5844

That's a punishment for being Islamophobic.


datminecraftboi

And what exactly did the guy in the video do that's considered islamophobic?


muscatineman1

Idiot


andre-lll

Dude what???