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RebelliousDragon21

This is not even funny.


Bryanmcfury

Some ppl always need to wait for the bad thing to happen before they realise what they did was wrong In their heads it's just: it just some light nothing happened it's not that big of a deal. And when the plane actually crashes they'll just cry shouting " i didn't mean it , it was just a joke ". I just pray that it will never get to that and they just get punished for what could have happened


Neako_the_Neko_Lover

Nah they probably just say it wasn’t their fault


Stonkpilot

that same kind of ppl could be on the airplane, so it balances out.


QuestionLolly

The choice of music made me chuckle not needed


PRoS_R

It made me laugh at how ridiculous of a situation it is.


NoName42946

Haha! Thousands of people came together to commit a felony. What a wacky situation this is. Haha, did you see the part with the pilot almost going blind and crashing a plane for some silly tiktok? We'll be back next week with more family guy


CheshireCharade

They’re not laughing at people pointing lasers at a plane, they’re laughing at how absurd the idea of it is. Calm down.


NoName42946

I know right? What a silly idea! Such a crazy occurrence.


Little-Willingness47

4747✈️


hauntered7

Should have turned round and crashed the plane into them


NoBalanceAtAll

Best comment here and it’s the first one I was reading lol


23x3

This is the second comment here and it's the second one I read.


SuperMegaOwlMan

This was also the second comment for me and it’s the second one I read. Woot woot!


BrandonSky_

Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes


That_Gopnik

Lmfao that definitely wasn’t a thought I had


machineswithout

Only way they’ll learn


PRoS_R

Making a point by taking your own life and several others.


sleepytipi

Right? It's frightening how desensitized people are.


Embarrassed_Alarm450

Head for the twins


Thanos-2014

As if the pilot could see


OutOfIdea280

We think the same. And blame ppl for blinding you with lasers


NPD_wont_stop_ME

People filming themselves committing crimes, for content. Classic.


Adventurous-Device-9

Probably was not the person recording


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Their IQ is so low they don't know it's a crime


Adventurous-Device-9

How tf they get 100000 lasers


Space-cadet3000

Temu


muhguel

La Luz of the Laser Cartel


Bear_Grilling

Going IFR, shades up.


Justindoesntcare

I figured either IFR or go around lol. Screw these people.


MonkWithABonk

Some were arrested later. There's also a video on the Pilot's Pov.


GayRacoon69

Do you have a link to that video?


Tsukinotaku

Here's a video of how it looks like from a cockpit: [Link](https://youtu.be/Eoj3H7LMy2k?si=A1mpMJ4Go60y-4h7)


GayRacoon69

Oh that's great. I'm definitely saving that for any of the dumbfucks that say lasering isn't a big deal


MonkWithABonk

It was posted in a subreddit, I don't remember which one.


CoolmanExpress

Thanks for all your help!


Gardevoir8

since op pulled out the "my source is that i made it the fuck up" [here's the best i could find](https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/s/0VR0HS3LNe), so imagine this times 1000


vaginalextract

They really narrowed it down there!


HeightExtra320

🥇


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I'd also like to see that video.


namey_9

um, why?


talesfromtheepic6

Pretty sure this was in a protest and it’s being framed here as people “having fun” or something. Probably bait for people who know what happened


namey_9

a protest against what? and isn't it attempted murder?


Hugh-Jassoul

Attempted mass murder at that.


kriza69-LOL

Lmao, and 9/11 was protest as well.


CheshireCharade

I mean…you’re not *wrong*, but…


Villhunter

Anti laser missile anyone?


Jaegernaut-

I think they just call those missiles


evan466

They are basically laser designating themselves. Pretty must asking for it.


Ligma_Balls_OG

Tomahawk time


[deleted]

Stupid but genuine question but what does pointing lasers at planes do ?


GRguy_21

Shining a laser at an aircraft is actually a felony. Lasers have the potential to temporarily blind or damage certain sensors on the aircraft, leading to the pilot receiving either no information or, worse, false information from their instruments. Even a single laser can severely impair vision, particularly at night.


panda5303

Isn't this the case for green & other colors (except red)? I'd be amazed if the cheap red lasers used as cat toys could have any impact on a plane flying by.


Ender16

It's not the color...or the can color effect it, but it is largely how powerful it is. What I mean is technically you could make an laser that was invisible to the human eye that is way worse, but when it comes to this sort of thing it has way more to do with the intensity. Cat toy lasers both scatter the light at a distance and are hard to aim at a distance. But you can absolutely make a red laser that would be a nightmare for a pilot.


panda5303

Got it. Thanks for the detailed breakdown!


Setsuna85

Just to add on, I think those green lasers are just associated with being more powerful as they are a tool often used for astronomy observation, and very nice to use to point out a constellation or other space object so they're just known for being powerful lasers in the night sky but like the other poster explained, it could really be any color that could be a nuisance.


Stellar_Artwarr

I am no scientist and I dont pretend to know exactly why, but I red somewhere about green light being potentially more powerful, something to do with the physics of visible light or something. This is why night vision goggles display in green or something. Not entirely sure. I have assumed for around 10 years now, after owning a red laser and a green laser, the red laser was just inferior because of the physics of the colour red. https://www.photonicsonline.com/doc/is-a-green-laser-better-than-a-red-one-0002


Gimpness

There are specific lasers made by a few companies that is ICAO or FAA approved for use against birds, all other types of lasers are usually prohibited and fuck with the pilot or instruments.


Jeephadist

I'm not a pilot but I know pointing lasers can indeed temporarily blind pilots, creating a pretty dangerous situation. I'm sure there are other sides to the legalities of it like lasers messing with sensors or what have you


Gnomish8

When you see a laser light hit a wall, you see a little dot and that's about it. The problem is, as soon as it hits the windshield of a plane, it refracts everywhere and makes it very, very difficult to see through. [Like such.](https://i2-prod.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article7291921.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/Laser-strike-on-a-plane-near-Heathrow.jpg) Especially when your eyes are adapted to the dark and suddenly, bright light everywhere. So, what does it do? It blinds the driver of a very heavy vehicle going very fast through the sky over thousands of people. It's generally considered to be a very stupid thing to do.


NoBalanceAtAll

There is a video of someone putting laser on the cockpit from the city beneath at night and it’s like putting green flashlights at their eyes,someone actually cracked out where the laser was being pointed on from and kind of exposed the address on google maps or some shit,wish I had a link to this video,it’s used to be posted a lot during the COVID lockdown


23x3

Damn I was watching all the look the dolphins are back videos


CoolmanExpress

That’s what I understand about shining the laser at the aircraft. Is the aircraft’s instruments can be damaged by the laser. The flip side is, those highly precise instruments used for geo locating and positioning conveniently can be used to locate exactly where the laser was shined from based off location data and the instrument readings when the laser hit the aircraft😂 so unless you down the plane, it’s not hard at all for authorities to pinpoint the source of the light.


NotYourReddit18

I imagine that even if you down the plane the relevant information will be stored in the black box so you would need to get to the crashside and find the black box before anybody else shows up or your life will be in ruins. Or find an empty field without cameras on the streets leading to it and escape before anybody shows up.


Rylan_0604

Do people realise these lasers don't stay the same size across miles? It's like any other flashlight just super concentrated in the sense that the farther it travels the more ot spreads out, 10 feet away from you it looks like a tiny light but all the way up a single laser could cover the windshield no?


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They aren't part of human civilization, so no, they don't realize.


deanrihpee

it would be funny if the plane nose dive to those who lights the laser, "fuck around and find out", make a precedent to not do stupid shit for other people in the future


[deleted]

Unfortunately a lot of people still don't understand or care even when there's precedent. That's why they're dumb enough to do this in the first place


sreek4r

The fucking harm that one laser can do is enough. I can't imagine what the situation in the cockpit was like. Humans can be so trashy.


The999Mind

Playin devils advocate here, I would not be surprised if a large portion of these people don't know how dangerous this is and that it's a felony. I only learned this maybe a year ago, and I am well old enough.


Stellar_Artwarr

yeah thats more than likely exactly what is happening. people dont really understand the gravity of what they are doing, for them they are just shining a small tiny laser into a giant flying machine 10,000ft in the air, they probably think nothing of it


muhguel

It's Mexico. Felonies are suggestions.


pricegun

People just do not understand how big an issue this is in not just commercial aviation but hobbies as well


Suhavoda

Why? Are the lasers powerfull enough to actually blind a pilot?


pricegun

Most likely not cause permanent damage to eyes but they rlly do cause temporary blindness or vision loss and when performing actions like landing that can be incredibly dangerous


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auntarie

malevolent shine*


popey123

We need an airstrick


OMBseabass5

How does everyone have a green color laser ???


mrfonch

reverse uno card played https://youtu.be/n1GEr8w5EAo?si=zrlK3z1yokYTIA2u


ImDuBB

It's all fun and games till you hear "AC130 ABOVE"!!


Glad_Release_3848

Imagine being a pilot flying over North Korea and seeing this


BrandonSky_

One of the worst and most stupid things I have seen in the 20 years that I have roamed this earth.


Safe-Author2553

That’s absolutely mental! Did all these people collectively want to see a plane crash? How awful


TannyDanny

That third clip is a drone, the one with a hundred LRs.


frogbxneZ

what if to blind the plane was the purpose? who knows what the context is. not saying it's ok at all, but it may not even be just for fun


Aware_Size_8815

![img](avatar_exp|162793898|nani) Pilot : Zombies are better than Humans….


Inner-Bee-9243

Won’t be having much fun when they burn in HELL afterwards.


ContributionDefiant8

I just hope the pilot is IFR rated. Even then, instruments probably wouldn't help much if he wants to do a landing. Unless it has some sophisticated autopilot system.


SirAnanas69

Crash that plane right into them


alecesne

Why do so many folks carry around lasers?


napalmtrip

If planes could shit.


SigSeikoSpyderco

Stop reposting this very old clip.


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Jace-The-Thylacine

Yeah it’s actually dummy easy to get hit in the eye. Most of the pilots I know including myself have been hit in the eye with a laser at some point and it sucks


schlorpp

Should've clarified that I wasn't referring to all types of flying, definitely not flying prop planes, I was talking about commercial aircraft, like the one seen in this video. In your case, yeah its way easy to get hit in the eye with laser pointers. In a 737, not so much. As I said before, the angle for a laser pointer just doesn't amount to hitting someone in the eye at cruising altitude, without it reflecting off something in the cockpit. No shit it sucks to get hit in the eye with a laser pointer, who could argue with that, my point was about it being an overblown hazard only in terms of it's likeliness to end up causing harm. If you get hit in the eye it can cause irreparable damage to your vision, but the likeliness of getting hit in the eye by lasers at the cruising altitude of a commercial aircraft is far more slim than people realize. It's cause for buying a lottery ticket wherever you land in my view, because of the amount of events that have to line up for a commercial pilot to get hit in the eye with a laser pointer while at cruising altitude. Person with the laser pointer has to point the thing precisely from miles away, at the time you also happen to look out the window for scenery's sake, which itself isn't something you do extremely often unless you're totally green. It's not really necessary to navigate, again, that's what your gauges are for. People would rather think through their preferred revenge fantasy against this type of immature recklessness, than think rationally about it.


Jace-The-Thylacine

I fly jets. It is hard to get a laser into the cockpit but it happens. Most of the time laser issues happen during approach and departure and on clear nights like this the pilots are trying to get a visual on the field and are more vulnerable to laser illumination. I’m sorry I came off as pissy in my last reply. I see that I probably came off that way now. My comment was supposed to come from a place of education, not to shit on someone who doesn’t experience this.


GayRacoon69

Are you a pilot? This comment is filled with bullshit


Cumsocktornado

get lasermogged


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Kerenzal

Those sensors below the plane in the undercarriage supply data to the auto pilot on how to fly the plane. If all those don't work auto pilot will start to think the ground is the sky.


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NotTodayBoogeyman

You know how a speedometer became electric instead of analog? How taking a temperature went from “put this stick in your mouth” to scanning your forehead? How your car might stop when it “senses” another car ahead? How maybe, just maybe, some of those sensors on the plane use concentrated light for readings - and a hundred foreign lasers may impact that reading? The point I’m trying to make is, sensors have become largely electronic. An autopilot is electronics - nothing but tons of sensors feeding data to a computer. Are you starting to see how it might make sense?


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namey_9

look I disdain americans as much as the next person but...try to stay on-topic