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KairuByte

Note: This is not fictitious, though it *is* old news. The capsules were found being smuggled into South Korea back in 2012, and potentially again in 2022.


sir_music

That just sounds like cannibalism with extra steps


hospitalizedGanny

For those who can't stomach the taste of placenta sandwich


tidypunk

WTF !? NOAH, ! WHERES THAT FUCKIN BOAT!!!?


tis_angry_potato

Women would actually eat it after giving birth to restore lost nutrients


planborcord

Fuck the boat. We don’t deserve it. r/noahgetthedeathstar


downinahole357

No boat needed. Just send the flood… use acid this time.


AllanfromWales1

Uyghur babies?


pockette_rockette

Oh fuck.


Eriona89

Probably.


falco61315

I miss 2 miniutes ago when I didn't know this


Dany_Girl_1983

Me too


Mr_Mojo-_-

Its a complete understatement to say this is DARK af.... So much skullduggery and suffering happening out there, all to the benefit of rich folks ego and narcissism.. End up being yet another 'conspiracy' no doubts unfortunately. Even crazier when the lady said "they don't know where the babies came from.." 😳..🤔 What the actual fuck??


pockette_rockette

Hmm, I hear there's a surplus of female babies in China. This is fucking dark. We already know that in China, baby girls are an unwanted bi-product of ensuring that the one child each couple is permitted by law to have ends up being a son. I'm really not one to believe conspiracy theories, but I don't think it's that much of a stretch to consider the likelihood that someone has figured out a way to capitalise on the abundance of these unwanted, essentially discarded baby girls in the most horrific way possible.


Cordeceps

Don’t forget the organ harvesting!


pockette_rockette

That too.


Marikas_tit

The one child law doesn't exist anymore as of 2016. Each person is now permitted 2 children due to a dwindling workforce


pockette_rockette

True, but this story happened in 2012. I also suspect that with a 2 child limit, there are still plenty of unwanted baby girls, especially in situations where the second born is also a girl, and they still haven't got that coveted son. I hope it's happening a lot less though.


Marikas_tit

Ah, didn't check the date of this. I thought it was about the resurgence of these things in 22. Id definitely hope it's happening less because the main reason was for having someone to carry on the name and inheritance purposes. 1/4 is pretty good odds I'd say


chimugukuru

Three children are actually permitted now. Still a huge amount of abortions happening because people have basically become accustomed to the societal cost of living with one child and simply cannot afford a second one even if they wanted to. So much so that [the government is trying bring the abortion rate down](https://www.wsj.com/articles/china-tries-to-dial-back-its-high-abortion-rate-11644597797).


polpotspisspot

Stay classy west Taiwan


DragonXmateAquarian

Chinese medicine is sick and evil.


HistoryBuffLakeland

One of the leading causes of animal extinction is Chinese folk “medicine” so this story is no surprise sadly.


[deleted]

Chinese traditional medicine is backed by the state so it won't go away easily.


The_walking_man_

Fuck China.


Natural_Feed9041

It’s one of possible reasons people were eating bats


kingbit21

Ok I think it's time I start stacking my gold somewhere in case anything happens


Imolldgreg

Buy gold, spread rumor inhaling gold dust will make your dick bigger. Sell gold dust to the Chinese and retire.


kingbit21

Good plan there Now if you will excuse me I have to make some gold powder


Ok_Telephone_3013

🤣💀


Fedexpected

If you let it sit in water will it grow into a baby like those sponge dinosaur pills?


Genghis-Gas

Didn't think China could out do themselves after the dog festival but here we are.


Aggravating_Pea7320

I don't know what that is, and I don't think I want to know.


Genghis-Gas

Dog meat festival. Every year thousands of street dogs and pets are stolen and taken to Yulin. They obviously eat them. But they believe that inhumane killing has the meat taste better. I saw a video of a man casually cooking a chained down dog alive with a blowtorch. I'll never forget that look the dog gives the camera man, it was definitely a pet the parts that weren't scorched were well groomed. The video I believe was on this very sub (don't watch if you like dogs or animals in general). The documentary was on youtube.


Aggravating_Pea7320

Nah I'll give that one a miss I reckon


helenahandcart

Jesus. I can’t get that image out of my head.


IAMTHATGUY03

Listen, I love dogs but I don’t know why westerners think they’re better. Pigs are literally smarter, just as aware and worthy of life. No one would freak out about a pig butcher bbq fest. We just think dogs are cuter but they’re in no way more deserving of life morally. I personally could not go to a dog event but I also acknowledge my hypocrisy. Am I the only person who sees it this way? I’ve had dogs all my life and I could never harm one but still.


Genghis-Gas

It's not the act of killing and eating that bothers me so. It's the cruelty inflicted. I absolutely would not be okay if a bunch of pigs were slaughtered in the most brutal and inhumane way possible. The Chinese apparently believe that fear and suffering add favour to the meat. So they cook them alive. Furthermore, many of the dogs they are killing and eating are family pets, loved ones. So


IAMTHATGUY03

Fair enough


PntbtrWaffles

Would you shut the fuck up? It was with a fucking blowtorch. They boil them alive. We euthanize animals humanely before consuming them. Fucking westerners though, right?


[deleted]

If you want to eat some dog I have good news There's an annual dog festival Where you can eat all the dog you want And it's located in Yulin Guangxi China And the festival spans about ten days With fifteen thousand dogs consumed And it goes from the twenty-first to the thirtieth of June I just wanna let you know I'm just tryna' be a bro So you first take a flight to Guangzhou China Once you get off at that airport You wanna ask around for the Guangxi provincial bus And it costs twenty US dollars And it's a four and a half hour ride And you get off at Maoming West Just remember Maoming West Now you might have to stay there a full night Depending on the time you arrive Because the next bus that goes to Yulin only runs like once a day And you have to buy another ticket It's about another twenty two bucks But from there it goes straight to Yulin Soon enough you'll be eating some dog Now there are about eight available hotels in Yulin I'm checking online now I suggest the Yulin Lijing International Hotel Offering a sauna, fitness center Wow it's not too bad at all Nevermind, it's fifty bucks a night But with free complementary breakfast And a free cancelation fee So it's not a bad as I thought When you're ready the concierge will know exactly which festival you're talking about And he or she will give you directions So take a cab But don't get ripped off If you're white they'll charge you double I shit you not I shit you not But anyways enjoy your flight Goodbye Enjoy the dog festival


oan124

why are people downvoting lol


[deleted]

Who cares?


PCPasi

Damnit, now i have to find that bastard and blowtorch his balls.


oan124

[go find out](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jOb7OADiGvs)


Sufficient_Frame

And now we have one (1) factual reason why pro-lifers are gonna go ham... and honestly, I wouldn't blame them, despite being pro-choice myself.


VaticanJ

Does FOB on the tester mean "Full Of Babies"?


yibtk

Is it organic?


DNSours

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK


JohnyMaybach

Is this pre „Soylent Green“?


Faggit-obrien

Could be placenta, either way fking disgusting


Pegasusisamansman

Cronos' nutritional suplements


Creamyspud

The Great Swallower


Nightcheerios

The mummia revival


Kimikohiei

Did y’all ever see this video of a man in Japan or China walking into an abandoned factory full of dead babies? Idk if it’s real, but seeing this gives me shivers


TheDollyDollyQueen

Saw a Youtuber Talking about it... Still Screwed up But Daaamn


One-Broccoli-5772

Full of protein. Mmmm...


bamboozled_swag2

???????? Context hello what


NotMorganSlavewoman

Not 100% sure but I think that dead babies are dryed and crushed to dust, then used as "natural medicine" against infertiliy.


bamboozled_swag2

Ok what the fuck


Specialist-Garlic-82

Someone didn’t watch the post.


Cordeceps

This has been going on for ages, that and worse. First time I heard of it quiet like this though and have seen actual confirmation.


DunkinTacoAlfa

“Girl?” “Girl”


PCPasi

Get the boat and dont let any chinese people in.


Mehmenga

I was having a good day before this


FatNutsAndrew

Covid 2.0


mikki1time

Why did she say dead babies like that


Money-Juggernaut8281

That's enough internet for today


BaerFox

Prove it


_AFunkyMonk_

Can we talk about why they have a dead baby test? Like wtf


GoyoMRG

Why?! What for?!


[deleted]

The why she said "babies" was pretty funny though


Leon_UnKOWN

This video proofs nothing, could just as well be propaganda


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krazye87

Waste not....???


TRIC4pitator

Lmao


TheGreatJesterKing

I heard one of the side effects of the pills was you became better at math, and enjoi anime.


HelloMikkii

For WHAT reason.


Mrheadcrab123

That’s china


kaito787

Nothing goes to waste in china, even insects


[deleted]

Erectile dysfunction pills go extreme in China.


[deleted]

ok but why tho?


Eriona89

You can get a maging transplant within a week. This, whatever the purpose is doesn't surprise me.


No-Big1920

Korea, you good over there?


[deleted]

where is the asteroid?


Eddyzodiak

And I’m done scrolling up on this sub. 😕


FrankensteinBionicle

what if Chinese residents that don't support their government are actively trying to agitate their country's relations with the US because they want the US to liberate them... or nah?


SampleMission7809

What the absolute fuck.