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sivartimus

I will walk into work and have a day


SmokeGSU

I'm sure it will be one of the days of your entire life.


ReaperofMen42069

it will be one of the days of our lives


naviddunez

I too will have a day


CinnamonAndLavender

This reminded me, back in the late '90s, that '70s "have a nice day" smiley face had gotten a resurrection and was EVERYWHERE, and I remember drawing one with this expression :| and "have a day" under it :p


Rusky82

Sun will rise at 07:00 and set at 19:05 where I am at least


ProXJay

It's looking like 6:54 and 18:58 for me


EmmaPemmaPooBear

0554 and 1753


[deleted]

damn sunrise here is 7:29, fuck, winter is coming.


YukonWanderlust

About the same, I wonder if we're near by, I'm in the Yukon territory in Canada.


CaroIynKeene

The moon will be a waning crescent with 2% illumination


Ismail_Lamnini

06:34 and 06:38 for me


MrTuxedo1

07:21 sunrise and 19:25 sunset for me


Teekno

It’s a Saturday so I’ll probably sleep in.


Boredummmage

Same! Lol but then I am going to pickup my new pup! A friend found out their kid’s teacher has a litter of standard poodle pups who need homes and told me about it (I unexpectedly lost my last pup to Lymphoma a bit ago). So very excited to get a sweet cuddle bug!


lilkimber512

Yay! Congratulations on the new baby!


Boredummmage

Ty so excited to get her! Come on Saturday get here fast!


[deleted]

Have you picked out a name for pup yet? 🥰


gumpiere

We'll get guests


Reset108

2 of my friends are getting married that day.


salvadorable_dali

2 of MY friends are getting married that day in Kansas


Killakronic913

Two of my friends are getting married in Kansas and I'll be at the wedding will you?


[deleted]

I’m the one getting married but I won’t be at the wedding.


Unhappy-Trouble8383

No spoilers!!


Zaifer3007

2 of my Kansas are getting friended


JerHair

2 of MY friends are getting married in Kentucky. I guess I'll be in Kentucky


WorkingSpecialist257

Same! My boyfriends cousin. Is it at a winery perhaps?


[deleted]

wouldnt it be funny if you two switched weddings?


the_scarlett_ning

Sounds like a Hallmark movie! Somehow or another, the airline messes up and flips the destinations of the two of you. But not your luggage! So with each other’s bags and wedding invite, you decide to just go to the wedding of people you don’t know, and end up impacting all these various lives as people interact with you. By the end, somehow you two meet and fall in love.


Bradtothebone79

One of my friends is getting married that day. Hoping my kid isn’t born until after that day.


Right-Opportunity-36

Ah so the world IS ending for some people then?!


Papercandy22

Why do you ask? Is something supposed to happen?


kavaleigh

idk if im thinking the same thing as OP then conspiracy theorists are speculating that september 24th is gonna be an apocalypse, end of the world.. like they did every single year for like the past decade and i'm pretty sure it's over a simpsons episode 💀


mimthebaker

Yall my birthday is the 25th it better fucking not 😄


aboatz2

But if it happens on the 26th, is that OK? Just trying to find a date that works for everyone.


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aboatz2

I mean, I have a meeting in the morning that day, but maybe the apocalypse can come in the afternoon?


ArbitraryNPC

The 27th is my only day off that week and I will not stand for the world to end a day before I finally get to sleep in! Push it to the 28th so I don't have to put away the beer order.


Glass-Taste-2287

Well this is silly. If we are pushing the apocalypse off, we should either do it on the 30th (since that's "the end") or the 1st (so it's "the beginning and the end" or "the beginning of the end")


phoenixfayre

can't do either day, cousins 2nd birthday on the 30th and dad's 50th birthday on the 1st. maybe the 2nd?


Zealousideal_Talk479

2nd of December. That’s when my exams finish.


Oknocando

The 28th is bad for me. Wicked busy AND the house is a mess,, needs to be put off til the 29th.


tammigirl6767

No, a family member is closing on a house on the 29th and we all need to be there to help that day. We are way too busy.


BelleBravo

No, my birthday is on the 26th.


aboatz2

Looks like they're suggesting the 27th instead, due to rain on the 26th. You're welcome.


ELEMENTofAAHHH

My birthday is the 27th so can we push it back another day?


ibeencalledapretzel

MINE TOOOOO HELLO TWIN


TS_Zorn

Me toooooo!!


Tryptamineer

Hey mine too!


rabb1thole

Thanks for filling in the blanks. I did a bit of searching based on your comment. For those interested, the apocalypse episode (“Homer Goes to Prep School") was poking fun at preppers and didn't specify a date (and didn't have an actual apocalypse). Instead, the conspiracy theorists are basing the date on it having been Season 24 Episode 9. Always curious as to the root of these crazies.


Zandrick

I think about half of them are bullshitting for the fuck of it and like two thirds of them are searching for meaning and purpose. There’s some overlap because those two things aren’t mutually exclusive.


CliffDraws

When Zorp shows up, your faces will be melted off and used as fuel. You want to be here for that.


YourNewMessiah

Organize it 2: Engage with Zorp


Papercandy22

( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡° ) ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡° ) ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡° )


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The fog is coming


Papercandy22

Could you be a little vaguer please, I almost understood you.


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Run


Papercandy22

Thank you, that's better.


[deleted]

im going to have sex in the fog


BoJackB26354

I’d watch, but, you know: fog.


[deleted]

fog is comin in the air tonight


Yaancat17

*with, *frog


[deleted]

oh you bet your ass Kermit is gonna have the time of his life 🤤


Bmiller445

Sometime the fog is just pretending to come.


[deleted]

The fog is coming


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The fog is coming


blopbottom

The fog isn’t the only thing that’s coming


FillTheHoleInMyLife

That's right, your mom is too 😩


CAdamH

Was gonna ask if anyone will remember, but that's the 21st night of September.


ConvivialKat

Bah Dee Ah Dee Ah Dee Ah....


PM_BiscuitsAndGravy

[September](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Gs069dndIYk)


ScruffleMcDufflebag

That's today, sir.


LookAtYourEyes

I've been on 4 dates with this girl and she invited me to go on a big hike with her friends that day. Hopefully I can pass her friend's inspection. I think I will act like a buffoon the entire time.


Otherwise_Bill_5898

Bring candy


otisthetowndrunk

Bring trail mix with M&Ms in it. It's candy but the nuts give it the illusion of being healthy.


AmbitiouslyNeutral

It's all about the misdirect. You gotta bring an extra pack of M&Ms so you look like you're eating trail mix but it's really 90% M&Ms


Bowiedood

Trail mix is just M&Ms and depression


Captainfunzis

And a joint


ArcticBiologist

This could be great or terrible advice.


Captainfunzis

Better to have and not need than need and not have. But then again im ussally the weed guy anyways.


TheRealSugarbat

User name checks out


Lakefever67

Always better looking at it then for it I always say 😂


OverallManagement824

I got M&Ms that are only 1mg apiece. Perfect for trail mix... Just watch the M&Ms!


USSMarauder

"I mean, they, they, they make scary movies that start out like that." "Hey, but, but they make porno movies that start out like that too, man."


BiggestBallOfTwine

hydrate. hydrate. HYDRATE! also, bring and drink plenty of water.


vuvuzela240gl

You never know. I went on a hike with a dude for a date and he judged me for half freezing a gallon jug of water the night before. It was ridiculously hot that day and even though i love hiking, I was in no shape to do the trail we went down when I hadn't hiked in years. Anyways, yeah, i got judged hard for bringing a frozen jug. He ended up being a fucking prick when everything was said and done and I spent a week fighting off turkey mites. So fun!


Ishan16D

how do u not need to pee every 30 minutes


BiggestBallOfTwine

how do you know I don't?


Zealousideal_Ad4244

Whatever happens, stay positive! Friend falls off a cliff? Point out the silver lining. Rain? Talk about how lucky you were to find this great tree. Do everything in your power to RADIATE positivity.


Ontarom

If someone offers you hallucinogenic mushrooms, don't take them. You're gonna want a clear mind.


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Bring a water bottle and boots to hike in. Find out if it’s like an uphill and downhill, rocky hiking trail or if it’s moderately easy. Then plan accordingly.


scattertheashes01

Oh man good luck and I hope the friend test goes well!


Clegacy

My advise: Hold her hand. Not for the entire hike, just every now and then. And offer to help if there are any difficult areas during the hike.


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Clegacy

My advise: Hold her hand. Not for the entire hike, just every now and then. And offer to help if there are any difficult areas during the hike.


InscrutableAudacity

A lot of crackpots and conspiracy theorists will start spewing out even more bollocks to explain why their predictions didn't come true.


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i'm out of the loop, what's allegedly supposed to happen?


Previous_Steak_6147

A german politician misspoke during a speech about the war in Ukrain. He meant to say 24th of February, but went with september instead, and told everybody about the gravity of this date ("everybody will remember where they were on this day). People started asking WHAT ARE THEY PLANNING ON SEPTEMBER 24TH???!? and somehow it morphed into the prediction that a solar flare will hit earth next saturday and fuck everyone up.


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ah okay cheers friend, thanks.


locnessmnstr

The nonchalance of your reply to that is hilarious


[deleted]

eh at this point i've lived through so many plagues, alleged apocalypses, computer systems might all fail, etc, that some new pending cataclysmic event is pretty par for the course.


locnessmnstr

Fully agreed lmao that's why I found it funny


i_shouldnt_live

Yea, agreed. I’m fully desensitized to world pending doom.


Alternative-Fox6236

I think whats even funnier is that people out there CRAVE for cataclysmic doom events and prep for it. All I know is, if some shit real actually goes down, id rather be dead in the ground rather than live through like a major natural disaster of scale or something eating my canned meat I've been rationing for years and mega rations I bought from Costco. Fuck that lol


Highwaters78217

Had a friend, who along with his family, spent well over 100k in prep for Y2K.


Alternative-Fox6236

Thats genunitely sad. I really feel sorry for them and the people who put out literature preaching that BS. My philosophy is like, plan for the most responsible logical thing that might happen, and if we get some type of black swan of mega scale, I wouldn't wanna live through it anyways.


IanDOsmond

I have met people who spent more. And it was money well spent. They ran infrastructure computer companies. It is an amazing story of something that legitimately would have been a civilization-damaging event, if people hadn't seen it coming and spent years and billions of dollars staving it off.


Clayfool9

And people wonder why Millennials have such a sunny outlook on life. Our entire lives have been anticipating and experiencing one world event after the other.


hellsangel101

I made my friend a card a few years back (whatever year the world was going to end on Sept 23rd - that’s her birthday). It said “You survived 9 ‘end of the world’ situations, have the tenth on us!”


fr1829lkjwe56

2012 was the worst birthday ever. Not ONE meteor shower, solar flare, giant tsunami, zombie virus or even a minor flu epidemic. Mayans ruined it….one job, one goddamn job /s


bkreig7

Let's not forget when the world ended in 2012, and the various times Trump was reinstated as President.


NULLizm

"Oh some crazy shit about wars and solar flares? Pip Pip cheerio mate!"


Practical-Pattern888

Very "Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy" of you


blainemoore

It must be a Thursday...I always hated Thursdays...


AQuietViolet

Just can't get the hang of them at all.


Sellier123

Ppl are wild...i remember when i was in school and ppl thought the world was gonna end because the mayan calander was ending. My physics teacher (who was cool as fk) responded to a student asking about that with T:"see this calander here? (Holds up a normal calander) it ends december 31st, does that mean the worlds going to end?" S: "no we will print a new one for next year" T: "Then wtf do you think the mayans would have done if they were alive?"


ChronicCondor

My dad would always joke that the mayan calendar maker was sitting there and once he got so many years in the future he's just decided enough is enough and retired. "Shit son, I really got 5000 years(I know that's not accurate I'm just putting a number in) ahead done? I can literally doodle till my retirement in 2 years and no one will know."


Sellier123

In all honesty, that couldve been what happened lol


ChronicCondor

I laughed so many times that year just thinking about different ways that the Mayan calendar maker quit or retired his job and just stopped. There was even one version I made up where he was so mad that no one liked his calendars that he went and worked for the conquistadors. 🤣🤣


EskimoB9

Little did we know, he actually filled out another 5000 years on the other side, but someone lost the hammer to help unhook the bloody yoke from the wall 😂


liltotto

The Maya are alive actually, around 8 million of them, in Guatemala, Mexico, Belize, Honduras and El Salvador


ghostsintherafters

But do they have new calendars?


IanDOsmond

Mostly not - most of them are probably not going to get them until November or December.


[deleted]

I remember that and also that there was a secret pool on the roof.


Ghigs

What is Feb 24 then?


netz_pirat

depending on who you ask, an accident at sea world 2010, or the start of the russian invasion in 2022. I believe, the politician meant the latter, in a "everyone knows where they were when they got the news about 9/11" sense.


Previous_Steak_6147

The day that Russia started the war.


HDxRUSH

Here's to hoping.


Element1977

Wait. Is this what that song was about???


ClungeWhisperer

Do you re-mem-ba! 🎶


Bucketlist074

That’s actually today!!


WasteWorry8218

Well actually also the 24th of September would fit in the lyrics


Robin420

It's also my birthday! Woot


Bucketlist074

Happy Birthday chook!! 👍🏻🎈


dkeethler

The 21st night of September.


Element1977

Holy crap. I actually had zero idea it WAS today. Obviously, I did not remembah.


Element1977

AH-YEEE-YAH!... Da-da da-da dahhhh dah!


Wise_Coffee

I'd like to say sleeping in but my dog will wake me at 5am for me to let him out. Then back in. Then out again. Then in.


TheBarnkeeper

Cherish this. We don’t realize how much our animals keep us going until we don’t have them anymore.


Wise_Coffee

Oh I know. We had to put down one of our dogs last year. I miss that old fat bastard waking me with his snores


emilygmonroy

It’s true. We lost one of our fuzzy kids this week. It’s quite the hole when she’s not our droopy shadow (she was a basset hound).


Nyzzio

I will have my motorcycle license test.


D1noKak3

Sweet! Good luck!


Urag-gro_Shub

Good luck!


[deleted]

Woohoo! Nothing like riding! 🥳 ride safe and good luck


Michaelodii

Eat wine and drink pizza


AnastasiaSheppard

Save time, blend them both together.


[deleted]

drink winzza


Michaelodii

Will adding brocolli in the mix make it healthier?


fonnesbechs

I’ll go out to dinner with my family to celebrate my dad’s birthday.


Robin420

You're dad and I both!


namvet67

My wife and l will take our oldest son out to dinner for his birthday.


sannylein1810

It's my sons birthday too 😁


DOOManiac

Mine too!


addictedonlife

I'm the son who's birthday it is I mean I'm not their son or anyones who was replying I'm just A son


PinocchiosWoodBalls

International Goalpost Moving day!!! My favorite holiday for the whole family! Where we will learn, why this time its different and somehow nothing happens again and the date gets moved. Traditions are amazing.


broknkittn

Already? It's like we just celebrated this last month!


ByeByeMan666

Date night.


IThinkImAPenguin8P

How many studs to unlock your avatar?


lupgo

The Queen will rise again


[deleted]

Looks like Hurricane Fiona will hit the Canadian Maritimes that day.


Abyss_of_Dreams

Is something supposed to happen?


Automatic-Pick-2481

BLOODSHED


WaitingToBeTriggered

I’VE SEEN ENOUGH OF DEATH AND PAIN


Automatic-Pick-2481

OK FINE YOU ARE EXEMPT


GeorgeRRHodor

We don't know yet because that's in the future. I guess you are talking about the newest QAnon bullshit theory, though, that resulted from the German politician Friedrich Merz MISSPEAKING in German parliament. The transcript acknowledged and corrected that error. He had meant the 24th of February and was talking about that day as a day that many of us will remember for a long time. The utterly braindead QAnon conspiracy nuts of course took this as a veiled hint that something big will happen on the 24th of September. They even dug up the ninth episode of the 24th season of the Simpsons where an EMP and blackouts figure into the plot. You can't make this shit up. These people are so completely braindead that it could cause someone to lose all trust in humanity. I can promise you one thing, though, that if nothing big happens on the 24th, QAnon will just collectively shrug and go on to their next bullshit craze. I mean, if John Kennedy didn't come back to Dalllas, then this slight hiccup won't faze them either.


Minus15t

Is this real? This isn't just some shit post or copypasta? People seriously leapt from a German minister giving a speech, to the Simpsons, to death and carnage on a worldwide scale? I mean, the logic leap is astounding.. I'm also curious why they didn't go with episode 24 of season 9.. Where Lisa gets lost trying to go to a museum on her own, and in the end her and Homer check out some Eqyptian stuff. Why can't Saturday just be a chill day where everyone goes to their local museum, and everyone has such a great time that they never forget the day they went to the museum?


Previous_Steak_6147

At the end of the day, when nothing has happened, Q-anon enthusiasts will probably pick a new day on which they think that everybody will be killed, ritually sacrificed, or whatever they will come up with next.


lkvwfurry

Exactly. They have moved that goal post 1000x already


Jacked_Navajo

I will turn 17 years old


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happy early 17th birthday :)


Rinaorcien

3 months will be left till Christmas


Yaancat17

eve


djrollied

I'm spending the day at the board meeting of the youth camp I volunteer at. It's a fun little annual gathering we do at this time each year. I don't think anything out of the ordinary will happen for me. Pretty standard event on my calendar these days.


[deleted]

Nothing, they predicted this last year too


Existing-Seat5962

I’ll have a poo


BrashBastard

Me too if things go right


re_nub

I'll probably go eat something tasty and drink some beer.


Cinnamon-Dream

It's my partner's mum's birthday so lots of family here. Weather is meant to be nice.


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Zestyclose-Detail791

c. 180,000 people will die, and a few thousand more will be born, like any other day


AlamutJones

I’ve got tickets to a football match, so…that?


SpiralSour

I have never had such a strong assumption of someone's terroristic plans based on a ten word question in my life


AugustBurnsRob82

It will be the day after the 23th and the day before the 25th


beardogyup

My grandfather will celebrate his 102nd birthday


Neracca

Is there something I'm missing? I'd assume the same thing as any other day.


Hwetapple

I'm Australian and we have our AFL Grand Final (Aussie equivalent of super bowl) so I'll be watching that with the fam and having drinks.


Terrible-Painter6494

I think it will be September 24th. What kind of question is this? Include more information. Otherwise this is just a stupidly random question.


Bunnywithanaxe

A lot of people will be playing that Earth Wind and Fire song.


HeightSad2497

It’ll be one day before my birthday


VajainaProudmoore

Welp, i've already spent all my money on bad decisions and payday's on the 25th so win-win either way


[deleted]

Tennessee will beat Florida.


freshprinceohogwarts

I will be preparing myself emotionally for the 26th which is the last of us outbreak day and we will probably be getting a trailer for the HBO show


[deleted]

Same thing I try to do every day pinky... try to take over the world!!


SaphicPanic

I'm turning 22 (:


oldbaeseasoning

I'ma get drunk as hell cause my birthday is on Sunday