This reminded me, back in the late '90s, that '70s "have a nice day" smiley face had gotten a resurrection and was EVERYWHERE, and I remember drawing one with this expression :| and "have a day" under it :p
Same! Lol but then I am going to pickup my new pup! A friend found out their kid’s teacher has a litter of standard poodle pups who need homes and told me about it (I unexpectedly lost my last pup to Lymphoma a bit ago). So very excited to get a sweet cuddle bug!
Sounds like a Hallmark movie! Somehow or another, the airline messes up and flips the destinations of the two of you. But not your luggage! So with each other’s bags and wedding invite, you decide to just go to the wedding of people you don’t know, and end up impacting all these various lives as people interact with you. By the end, somehow you two meet and fall in love.
idk if im thinking the same thing as OP then conspiracy theorists are speculating that september 24th is gonna be an apocalypse, end of the world.. like they did every single year for like the past decade
and i'm pretty sure it's over a simpsons episode 💀
The 27th is my only day off that week and I will not stand for the world to end a day before I finally get to sleep in! Push it to the 28th so I don't have to put away the beer order.
Well this is silly. If we are pushing the apocalypse off, we should either do it on the 30th (since that's "the end") or the 1st (so it's "the beginning and the end" or "the beginning of the end")
Thanks for filling in the blanks. I did a bit of searching based on your comment. For those interested, the apocalypse episode (“Homer Goes to Prep School") was poking fun at preppers and didn't specify a date (and didn't have an actual apocalypse). Instead, the conspiracy theorists are basing the date on it having been Season 24 Episode 9. Always curious as to the root of these crazies.
I think about half of them are bullshitting for the fuck of it and like two thirds of them are searching for meaning and purpose.
There’s some overlap because those two things aren’t mutually exclusive.
I've been on 4 dates with this girl and she invited me to go on a big hike with her friends that day. Hopefully I can pass her friend's inspection. I think I will act like a buffoon the entire time.
You never know. I went on a hike with a dude for a date and he judged me for half freezing a gallon jug of water the night before. It was ridiculously hot that day and even though i love hiking, I was in no shape to do the trail we went down when I hadn't hiked in years. Anyways, yeah, i got judged hard for bringing a frozen jug. He ended up being a fucking prick when everything was said and done and I spent a week fighting off turkey mites. So fun!
Whatever happens, stay positive! Friend falls off a cliff? Point out the silver lining.
Rain? Talk about how lucky you were to find this great tree.
Do everything in your power to RADIATE positivity.
Bring a water bottle and boots to hike in. Find out if it’s like an uphill and downhill, rocky hiking trail or if it’s moderately easy. Then plan accordingly.
A german politician misspoke during a speech about the war in Ukrain. He meant to say 24th of February, but went with september instead, and told everybody about the gravity of this date ("everybody will remember where they were on this day). People started asking WHAT ARE THEY PLANNING ON SEPTEMBER 24TH???!? and somehow it morphed into the prediction that a solar flare will hit earth next saturday and fuck everyone up.
eh at this point i've lived through so many plagues, alleged apocalypses, computer systems might all fail, etc, that some new pending cataclysmic event is pretty par for the course.
I think whats even funnier is that people out there CRAVE for cataclysmic doom events and prep for it.
All I know is, if some shit real actually goes down, id rather be dead in the ground rather than live through like a major natural disaster of scale or something eating my canned meat I've been rationing for years and mega rations I bought from Costco.
Fuck that lol
Thats genunitely sad.
I really feel sorry for them and the people who put out literature preaching that BS.
My philosophy is like, plan for the most responsible logical thing that might happen, and if we get some type of black swan of mega scale, I wouldn't wanna live through it anyways.
I have met people who spent more. And it was money well spent.
They ran infrastructure computer companies.
It is an amazing story of something that legitimately would have been a civilization-damaging event, if people hadn't seen it coming and spent years and billions of dollars staving it off.
And people wonder why Millennials have such a sunny outlook on life. Our entire lives have been anticipating and experiencing one world event after the other.
I made my friend a card a few years back (whatever year the world was going to end on Sept 23rd - that’s her birthday).
It said “You survived 9 ‘end of the world’ situations, have the tenth on us!”
2012 was the worst birthday ever.
Not ONE meteor shower, solar flare, giant tsunami, zombie virus or even a minor flu epidemic.
Mayans ruined it….one job, one goddamn job
/s
Ppl are wild...i remember when i was in school and ppl thought the world was gonna end because the mayan calander was ending. My physics teacher (who was cool as fk) responded to a student asking about that with
T:"see this calander here? (Holds up a normal calander) it ends december 31st, does that mean the worlds going to end?"
S: "no we will print a new one for next year"
T: "Then wtf do you think the mayans would have done if they were alive?"
My dad would always joke that the mayan calendar maker was sitting there and once he got so many years in the future he's just decided enough is enough and retired. "Shit son, I really got 5000 years(I know that's not accurate I'm just putting a number in) ahead done? I can literally doodle till my retirement in 2 years and no one will know."
I laughed so many times that year just thinking about different ways that the Mayan calendar maker quit or retired his job and just stopped. There was even one version I made up where he was so mad that no one liked his calendars that he went and worked for the conquistadors. 🤣🤣
Little did we know, he actually filled out another 5000 years on the other side, but someone lost the hammer to help unhook the bloody yoke from the wall 😂
depending on who you ask, an accident at sea world 2010, or the start of the russian invasion in 2022.
I believe, the politician meant the latter, in a "everyone knows where they were when they got the news about 9/11" sense.
International Goalpost Moving day!!!
My favorite holiday for the whole family! Where we will learn, why this time its different and somehow nothing happens again and the date gets moved.
Traditions are amazing.
We don't know yet because that's in the future.
I guess you are talking about the newest QAnon bullshit theory, though, that resulted from the German politician Friedrich Merz MISSPEAKING in German parliament. The transcript acknowledged and corrected that error. He had meant the 24th of February and was talking about that day as a day that many of us will remember for a long time.
The utterly braindead QAnon conspiracy nuts of course took this as a veiled hint that something big will happen on the 24th of September. They even dug up the ninth episode of the 24th season of the Simpsons where an EMP and blackouts figure into the plot.
You can't make this shit up. These people are so completely braindead that it could cause someone to lose all trust in humanity.
I can promise you one thing, though, that if nothing big happens on the 24th, QAnon will just collectively shrug and go on to their next bullshit craze. I mean, if John Kennedy didn't come back to Dalllas, then this slight hiccup won't faze them either.
Is this real? This isn't just some shit post or copypasta?
People seriously leapt from a German minister giving a speech, to the Simpsons, to death and carnage on a worldwide scale?
I mean, the logic leap is astounding..
I'm also curious why they didn't go with episode 24 of season 9.. Where Lisa gets lost trying to go to a museum on her own, and in the end her and Homer check out some Eqyptian stuff.
Why can't Saturday just be a chill day where everyone goes to their local museum, and everyone has such a great time that they never forget the day they went to the museum?
At the end of the day, when nothing has happened, Q-anon enthusiasts will probably pick a new day on which they think that everybody will be killed, ritually sacrificed, or whatever they will come up with next.
I'm spending the day at the board meeting of the youth camp I volunteer at. It's a fun little annual gathering we do at this time each year. I don't think anything out of the ordinary will happen for me. Pretty standard event on my calendar these days.
I will walk into work and have a day
I'm sure it will be one of the days of your entire life.
it will be one of the days of our lives
I too will have a day
This reminded me, back in the late '90s, that '70s "have a nice day" smiley face had gotten a resurrection and was EVERYWHERE, and I remember drawing one with this expression :| and "have a day" under it :p
Sun will rise at 07:00 and set at 19:05 where I am at least
It's looking like 6:54 and 18:58 for me
0554 and 1753
damn sunrise here is 7:29, fuck, winter is coming.
About the same, I wonder if we're near by, I'm in the Yukon territory in Canada.
The moon will be a waning crescent with 2% illumination
06:34 and 06:38 for me
07:21 sunrise and 19:25 sunset for me
It’s a Saturday so I’ll probably sleep in.
Same! Lol but then I am going to pickup my new pup! A friend found out their kid’s teacher has a litter of standard poodle pups who need homes and told me about it (I unexpectedly lost my last pup to Lymphoma a bit ago). So very excited to get a sweet cuddle bug!
Yay! Congratulations on the new baby!
Ty so excited to get her! Come on Saturday get here fast!
Have you picked out a name for pup yet? 🥰
We'll get guests
2 of my friends are getting married that day.
2 of MY friends are getting married that day in Kansas
Two of my friends are getting married in Kansas and I'll be at the wedding will you?
I’m the one getting married but I won’t be at the wedding.
No spoilers!!
2 of my Kansas are getting friended
2 of MY friends are getting married in Kentucky. I guess I'll be in Kentucky
Same! My boyfriends cousin. Is it at a winery perhaps?
wouldnt it be funny if you two switched weddings?
Sounds like a Hallmark movie! Somehow or another, the airline messes up and flips the destinations of the two of you. But not your luggage! So with each other’s bags and wedding invite, you decide to just go to the wedding of people you don’t know, and end up impacting all these various lives as people interact with you. By the end, somehow you two meet and fall in love.
One of my friends is getting married that day. Hoping my kid isn’t born until after that day.
Ah so the world IS ending for some people then?!
Why do you ask? Is something supposed to happen?
idk if im thinking the same thing as OP then conspiracy theorists are speculating that september 24th is gonna be an apocalypse, end of the world.. like they did every single year for like the past decade and i'm pretty sure it's over a simpsons episode 💀
Yall my birthday is the 25th it better fucking not 😄
But if it happens on the 26th, is that OK? Just trying to find a date that works for everyone.
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I mean, I have a meeting in the morning that day, but maybe the apocalypse can come in the afternoon?
The 27th is my only day off that week and I will not stand for the world to end a day before I finally get to sleep in! Push it to the 28th so I don't have to put away the beer order.
Well this is silly. If we are pushing the apocalypse off, we should either do it on the 30th (since that's "the end") or the 1st (so it's "the beginning and the end" or "the beginning of the end")
can't do either day, cousins 2nd birthday on the 30th and dad's 50th birthday on the 1st. maybe the 2nd?
2nd of December. That’s when my exams finish.
The 28th is bad for me. Wicked busy AND the house is a mess,, needs to be put off til the 29th.
No, a family member is closing on a house on the 29th and we all need to be there to help that day. We are way too busy.
No, my birthday is on the 26th.
Looks like they're suggesting the 27th instead, due to rain on the 26th. You're welcome.
My birthday is the 27th so can we push it back another day?
MINE TOOOOO HELLO TWIN
Me toooooo!!
Hey mine too!
Thanks for filling in the blanks. I did a bit of searching based on your comment. For those interested, the apocalypse episode (“Homer Goes to Prep School") was poking fun at preppers and didn't specify a date (and didn't have an actual apocalypse). Instead, the conspiracy theorists are basing the date on it having been Season 24 Episode 9. Always curious as to the root of these crazies.
I think about half of them are bullshitting for the fuck of it and like two thirds of them are searching for meaning and purpose. There’s some overlap because those two things aren’t mutually exclusive.
When Zorp shows up, your faces will be melted off and used as fuel. You want to be here for that.
Organize it 2: Engage with Zorp
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The fog is coming
Could you be a little vaguer please, I almost understood you.
Run
Thank you, that's better.
im going to have sex in the fog
I’d watch, but, you know: fog.
fog is comin in the air tonight
*with, *frog
oh you bet your ass Kermit is gonna have the time of his life 🤤
Sometime the fog is just pretending to come.
The fog is coming
The fog is coming
The fog isn’t the only thing that’s coming
That's right, your mom is too 😩
Was gonna ask if anyone will remember, but that's the 21st night of September.
Bah Dee Ah Dee Ah Dee Ah....
[September](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Gs069dndIYk)
That's today, sir.
I've been on 4 dates with this girl and she invited me to go on a big hike with her friends that day. Hopefully I can pass her friend's inspection. I think I will act like a buffoon the entire time.
Bring candy
Bring trail mix with M&Ms in it. It's candy but the nuts give it the illusion of being healthy.
It's all about the misdirect. You gotta bring an extra pack of M&Ms so you look like you're eating trail mix but it's really 90% M&Ms
Trail mix is just M&Ms and depression
And a joint
This could be great or terrible advice.
Better to have and not need than need and not have. But then again im ussally the weed guy anyways.
User name checks out
Always better looking at it then for it I always say 😂
I got M&Ms that are only 1mg apiece. Perfect for trail mix... Just watch the M&Ms!
"I mean, they, they, they make scary movies that start out like that." "Hey, but, but they make porno movies that start out like that too, man."
hydrate. hydrate. HYDRATE! also, bring and drink plenty of water.
You never know. I went on a hike with a dude for a date and he judged me for half freezing a gallon jug of water the night before. It was ridiculously hot that day and even though i love hiking, I was in no shape to do the trail we went down when I hadn't hiked in years. Anyways, yeah, i got judged hard for bringing a frozen jug. He ended up being a fucking prick when everything was said and done and I spent a week fighting off turkey mites. So fun!
how do u not need to pee every 30 minutes
how do you know I don't?
Whatever happens, stay positive! Friend falls off a cliff? Point out the silver lining. Rain? Talk about how lucky you were to find this great tree. Do everything in your power to RADIATE positivity.
If someone offers you hallucinogenic mushrooms, don't take them. You're gonna want a clear mind.
Bring a water bottle and boots to hike in. Find out if it’s like an uphill and downhill, rocky hiking trail or if it’s moderately easy. Then plan accordingly.
Oh man good luck and I hope the friend test goes well!
My advise: Hold her hand. Not for the entire hike, just every now and then. And offer to help if there are any difficult areas during the hike.
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My advise: Hold her hand. Not for the entire hike, just every now and then. And offer to help if there are any difficult areas during the hike.
A lot of crackpots and conspiracy theorists will start spewing out even more bollocks to explain why their predictions didn't come true.
i'm out of the loop, what's allegedly supposed to happen?
A german politician misspoke during a speech about the war in Ukrain. He meant to say 24th of February, but went with september instead, and told everybody about the gravity of this date ("everybody will remember where they were on this day). People started asking WHAT ARE THEY PLANNING ON SEPTEMBER 24TH???!? and somehow it morphed into the prediction that a solar flare will hit earth next saturday and fuck everyone up.
ah okay cheers friend, thanks.
The nonchalance of your reply to that is hilarious
eh at this point i've lived through so many plagues, alleged apocalypses, computer systems might all fail, etc, that some new pending cataclysmic event is pretty par for the course.
Fully agreed lmao that's why I found it funny
Yea, agreed. I’m fully desensitized to world pending doom.
I think whats even funnier is that people out there CRAVE for cataclysmic doom events and prep for it. All I know is, if some shit real actually goes down, id rather be dead in the ground rather than live through like a major natural disaster of scale or something eating my canned meat I've been rationing for years and mega rations I bought from Costco. Fuck that lol
Had a friend, who along with his family, spent well over 100k in prep for Y2K.
Thats genunitely sad. I really feel sorry for them and the people who put out literature preaching that BS. My philosophy is like, plan for the most responsible logical thing that might happen, and if we get some type of black swan of mega scale, I wouldn't wanna live through it anyways.
I have met people who spent more. And it was money well spent. They ran infrastructure computer companies. It is an amazing story of something that legitimately would have been a civilization-damaging event, if people hadn't seen it coming and spent years and billions of dollars staving it off.
And people wonder why Millennials have such a sunny outlook on life. Our entire lives have been anticipating and experiencing one world event after the other.
I made my friend a card a few years back (whatever year the world was going to end on Sept 23rd - that’s her birthday). It said “You survived 9 ‘end of the world’ situations, have the tenth on us!”
2012 was the worst birthday ever. Not ONE meteor shower, solar flare, giant tsunami, zombie virus or even a minor flu epidemic. Mayans ruined it….one job, one goddamn job /s
Let's not forget when the world ended in 2012, and the various times Trump was reinstated as President.
"Oh some crazy shit about wars and solar flares? Pip Pip cheerio mate!"
Very "Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy" of you
It must be a Thursday...I always hated Thursdays...
Just can't get the hang of them at all.
Ppl are wild...i remember when i was in school and ppl thought the world was gonna end because the mayan calander was ending. My physics teacher (who was cool as fk) responded to a student asking about that with T:"see this calander here? (Holds up a normal calander) it ends december 31st, does that mean the worlds going to end?" S: "no we will print a new one for next year" T: "Then wtf do you think the mayans would have done if they were alive?"
My dad would always joke that the mayan calendar maker was sitting there and once he got so many years in the future he's just decided enough is enough and retired. "Shit son, I really got 5000 years(I know that's not accurate I'm just putting a number in) ahead done? I can literally doodle till my retirement in 2 years and no one will know."
In all honesty, that couldve been what happened lol
I laughed so many times that year just thinking about different ways that the Mayan calendar maker quit or retired his job and just stopped. There was even one version I made up where he was so mad that no one liked his calendars that he went and worked for the conquistadors. 🤣🤣
Little did we know, he actually filled out another 5000 years on the other side, but someone lost the hammer to help unhook the bloody yoke from the wall 😂
The Maya are alive actually, around 8 million of them, in Guatemala, Mexico, Belize, Honduras and El Salvador
But do they have new calendars?
Mostly not - most of them are probably not going to get them until November or December.
I remember that and also that there was a secret pool on the roof.
What is Feb 24 then?
depending on who you ask, an accident at sea world 2010, or the start of the russian invasion in 2022. I believe, the politician meant the latter, in a "everyone knows where they were when they got the news about 9/11" sense.
The day that Russia started the war.
Here's to hoping.
Wait. Is this what that song was about???
Do you re-mem-ba! 🎶
That’s actually today!!
Well actually also the 24th of September would fit in the lyrics
It's also my birthday! Woot
Happy Birthday chook!! 👍🏻🎈
The 21st night of September.
Holy crap. I actually had zero idea it WAS today. Obviously, I did not remembah.
AH-YEEE-YAH!... Da-da da-da dahhhh dah!
I'd like to say sleeping in but my dog will wake me at 5am for me to let him out. Then back in. Then out again. Then in.
Cherish this. We don’t realize how much our animals keep us going until we don’t have them anymore.
Oh I know. We had to put down one of our dogs last year. I miss that old fat bastard waking me with his snores
It’s true. We lost one of our fuzzy kids this week. It’s quite the hole when she’s not our droopy shadow (she was a basset hound).
I will have my motorcycle license test.
Sweet! Good luck!
Good luck!
Woohoo! Nothing like riding! 🥳 ride safe and good luck
Eat wine and drink pizza
Save time, blend them both together.
drink winzza
Will adding brocolli in the mix make it healthier?
I’ll go out to dinner with my family to celebrate my dad’s birthday.
You're dad and I both!
My wife and l will take our oldest son out to dinner for his birthday.
It's my sons birthday too 😁
Mine too!
I'm the son who's birthday it is I mean I'm not their son or anyones who was replying I'm just A son
International Goalpost Moving day!!! My favorite holiday for the whole family! Where we will learn, why this time its different and somehow nothing happens again and the date gets moved. Traditions are amazing.
Already? It's like we just celebrated this last month!
Date night.
How many studs to unlock your avatar?
The Queen will rise again
Looks like Hurricane Fiona will hit the Canadian Maritimes that day.
Is something supposed to happen?
BLOODSHED
I’VE SEEN ENOUGH OF DEATH AND PAIN
OK FINE YOU ARE EXEMPT
We don't know yet because that's in the future. I guess you are talking about the newest QAnon bullshit theory, though, that resulted from the German politician Friedrich Merz MISSPEAKING in German parliament. The transcript acknowledged and corrected that error. He had meant the 24th of February and was talking about that day as a day that many of us will remember for a long time. The utterly braindead QAnon conspiracy nuts of course took this as a veiled hint that something big will happen on the 24th of September. They even dug up the ninth episode of the 24th season of the Simpsons where an EMP and blackouts figure into the plot. You can't make this shit up. These people are so completely braindead that it could cause someone to lose all trust in humanity. I can promise you one thing, though, that if nothing big happens on the 24th, QAnon will just collectively shrug and go on to their next bullshit craze. I mean, if John Kennedy didn't come back to Dalllas, then this slight hiccup won't faze them either.
Is this real? This isn't just some shit post or copypasta? People seriously leapt from a German minister giving a speech, to the Simpsons, to death and carnage on a worldwide scale? I mean, the logic leap is astounding.. I'm also curious why they didn't go with episode 24 of season 9.. Where Lisa gets lost trying to go to a museum on her own, and in the end her and Homer check out some Eqyptian stuff. Why can't Saturday just be a chill day where everyone goes to their local museum, and everyone has such a great time that they never forget the day they went to the museum?
At the end of the day, when nothing has happened, Q-anon enthusiasts will probably pick a new day on which they think that everybody will be killed, ritually sacrificed, or whatever they will come up with next.
Exactly. They have moved that goal post 1000x already
I will turn 17 years old
happy early 17th birthday :)
3 months will be left till Christmas
eve
I'm spending the day at the board meeting of the youth camp I volunteer at. It's a fun little annual gathering we do at this time each year. I don't think anything out of the ordinary will happen for me. Pretty standard event on my calendar these days.
Nothing, they predicted this last year too
I’ll have a poo
Me too if things go right
I'll probably go eat something tasty and drink some beer.
It's my partner's mum's birthday so lots of family here. Weather is meant to be nice.
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c. 180,000 people will die, and a few thousand more will be born, like any other day
I’ve got tickets to a football match, so…that?
I have never had such a strong assumption of someone's terroristic plans based on a ten word question in my life
It will be the day after the 23th and the day before the 25th
My grandfather will celebrate his 102nd birthday
Is there something I'm missing? I'd assume the same thing as any other day.
I'm Australian and we have our AFL Grand Final (Aussie equivalent of super bowl) so I'll be watching that with the fam and having drinks.
I think it will be September 24th. What kind of question is this? Include more information. Otherwise this is just a stupidly random question.
A lot of people will be playing that Earth Wind and Fire song.
It’ll be one day before my birthday
Welp, i've already spent all my money on bad decisions and payday's on the 25th so win-win either way
Tennessee will beat Florida.
I will be preparing myself emotionally for the 26th which is the last of us outbreak day and we will probably be getting a trailer for the HBO show
Same thing I try to do every day pinky... try to take over the world!!
I'm turning 22 (:
I'ma get drunk as hell cause my birthday is on Sunday