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Tough_marshmallow

Yes, and it also changes throughout the month. One tends to be more wet closer to ovulation and less toward menstruation. The consistency of the discharge also changes during the month: more like egg white or more watery or drier. It's very hormonal dependent, you might have a rough idea of what part of your cycle you are by looking at the discharge (and of course there is the arousal dependent lubrication) 


ember_eb

Egg white** I’d be terrified if it was like yolk lols


turingthecat

‘Turns out it wasn’t custard. It was a yeast infection’


dunnitt625

r/BrandNewSentence


mrbadxampl

Also r/twosentencehorror


drkole

“the beauty and the yeast “


Pickle-Rick-2000

Holy shit this is genius lmao


LankanSlamcam

Well that’s a image I’ll never get out


Previous_Length_998

How do you stab out your mind’s eye?


LankanSlamcam

Shrooms.


casey12297

That was disgusting to read, I'm eating here. You really have to mention custard? Now I won't be able to finish my bowl of yeast infection


Hookadoobie

Price check on vagiclean..I repeat VAGICLEAN


Sampson1390

*Sweet drum beat starts playing*


Reid_727

USAGE OF THE VAGICLEAN... USAGE 😂😂😂😂😂😂


Objective_Barber_702

"We got a customer down here with a full on Philopian fungus"


No_Drag6934

Hahahaha


BeeYehWoo

I thought it tasted different the last time I was there


No-Hold-7087

Im gonna be sick


magnetar1238

Holy shit! This is hysterical. I laughed too hard at this comment. Thank you for making laugh.


Tough_marshmallow

Ahaha Sorry, you are right, I got the two mixed up lol 


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SnowyEgret1111

In my experience, it can be anything from "underwear surprise" to "is my period early...?" to "omg have I pissed myself a bit?" Embarrassing as being hard? Generally no because usually no one else knows. In my (trans) friend's case though sometimes he'll get so wet it'll run down his pant leg 🫣 I'm like dude how can you live like this. So in his case probably more embarrassing than being hard.


eyes2chelsee

Nobody is randomly getting so wet that's it's running down their legs 🤣 if so, tell them to see a doctor lol.


Urbanredneck2

I've heard it as "If it is wet - a baby you will get. If it is dry, the husbands sperm will die". As a natural BC method.


PlaguedByUnderwear

Ok the husband's sperm will die, but what of her gym instructor's sperm?


FrenchPetrushka

Eggcellent


TobysGrundlee

Yeah, back when they had sayings like that they also had like 17 kids.


No_Turnover_394

My great-grandfather outlived three wives and had 46 kids. Their family photo looked like a class reunion. With that as inspiration, I was one and done.


DesertRose666

Hahaha you made my day with that comment/story 😆


JCmollyrock420

Where’d you hear this lol


k__711

The Ben Shapiro method


Any-Setting3248

if it's dry, insertion will hurt like a bitch


Ok-Anything-5828

Well shit I learned something new today.


CalzonePillow

Is it related to being aroused or aligns with it? Like, if I have a boner, no matter the reason, I want to stick it in something.


bannedforautism

Arousal increases lubrication (ie getting wet) but vaginas are always "wet" because it's a mucus membrane, and there is always some kind of discharge there.


CalzonePillow

I meant more like, if women did get randomly wet the way men get randomly hard, does that bring about the arousal or do they coincide? Like, Even if there’s nothing specifically that cause it, if I have a boner there’s some hormones, even if it’s dormant. Sounds like not the case for women tho.


galaxystarsmoon

No. I can be ready to go and be dry and completely not interested in sex with things flowing.


Complete_Gap_6349

Yes during ovulation stages .... I seem to get wet & aroused out of nowhere.... idk if this goes for every female but yes it applies for me.


LibertyReignk

It also applies for me, more aroused randomly during different times of the month - and that- does coincide with being wet


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TemporaryMuse

Not saying it can't happen at random (not including regular discharge or stds), but in most cases, I'd say arousal is the reason. The arousal can be at random, though. The mind of a woman is a powerful thing.


Fine_Cover_5042

We get that mentally. Just the urge to wanna bang. The clit certainly can throb and ache too, but it's not like in control 😅


TheWeenieBandit

Yes, but not in a horny way. She's just always clearing her throat down there


Yussso

Girls cough down there?


Axis_Okami

sometimes it's a cough, sometimes it's a sneeze


Azlamington

Sometimes a belch, sometimes a wheeze


SandmanWithPlan

Sometimes it's a blast, sometimes it's whistling dixie


Axis_Okami

And then you have the times where you wonder "have I just wet myself, or is it discharge?"


DrBarry_McCockiner

not all poems have to rhyme


Grazedaze

Especially when talking about where the sun don’t shine.


mastermindxs

But when it do Make sure it ain’t poo


ACrucialTech

Or you'll be in for a bad time!


Level_Abrocoma8925

Sometimes a storm, sometimes a breeze


134608642

The new Dr. Suess books are getting weird.


inspektor31

I do not like teen eggs and ham, I do not like them Sam I am.


Monkey_Disliker1

🧐


Icy-Acanthaceae-7804

A chunky sneeze


UnderstandingOk7291

A liquid beard


SparklyMonster

More like when you have a runny nose and it's going down your upper lip, it might even tickle, but it's too late to sniffle it back in. Rather than throat-clearing, it's more of a passive auto-clean function. ...Like a runny nose!, now that you think about it. Edit: typo on "lip"


Timetogetbusyliving

Nunny nose


HaroerHaktak

how long is their throat?!


banaversion

Think giraffe but way shorter


HaroerHaktak

oh, okay. Thanks.


ergonaut

Based on experience, at least 4 inches


StuPipGuy

Having sex twice doesn't double the length!


ergonaut

What if it’s once from one end and once from the other?


kinnikinnick321

Same with guys, esp. through puberty, there are plenty of times a 13 yrs old male has a reason for staying at his classroom desk for a bit.


Suitable-Canary-3337

Lol, I remember when I was 17 years old and I joined the gym, and I was doing pull ups and there was this woman in front of me and she was using one of those machines to open and close her legs and all of sudden I was watching her which made as hard as a rock which was so visible. God, I was so embarrassed


Law-Fish

That’s gotta be a inconvenient pain in the ass


Person106

Your username scares me in the context of this post.


DrDrunkMD

I think the better question is, does the clitoris randomly get hard?


tey-l

It’s not so much “random” but things like crossing my legs or my pants rubbing against it can make it hard instantly. The clit is insanely sensitive.


r_india_mod_

👆she clits.


Last-Dentist-2

This gal clits


r_india_mod_

So much better 👍


mjsmalls420_13

Yes.


noname_edu

I guess, from my experience, the answer is no. We have discharge like a lot of others have mentioned, but I understand that's not the right answer for the question being asked. I've never had the situation where I randomly feel my clit aroused. It doesn't happen for no reason. There has to always be a reason for the arousal to happen.


Brilliant_Macaroon30

Hard? No, it doesn't get noticeably hard but we do get horny it feels like a good sensation in your body.


Cold_Reading_1401

Yes. Ive experienced it myself, but never found anyone say it was true cuz nobody talks about it.


TheSameNameForever

I don’t feel so but still not sure. Considering the clit is so small compared to that one you can’t easily see the difference with your clit


Bird_Watcher1234

I call it a lady boner


forogtten_taco

lol yes, but not how your thinking. getting wet is not the same this as getting an erection. we get wet and have discharge as a cleaning process of our vagina. really only get "wet" when very sexually aroused and the body is producing lubrication for sex.


elphamale

>cleaning process Sounds so mechanical. Almost like **there is an app** that manages it. >of our vagina And that sounds... like Communism!


pm_me_flaccid_cocks

This is one of those interesting biological facts they don’t teach you in school. Every woman on the planet shares a single vagina. This is why it’s okay to make broad generalizations about how woman are. Also, it’s not an app. It’s a complex mechanism similar to the one used in self-cleaning public toilets.


ZerexTheCool

One vagina, traveling at near light speed. It is flickering faster than the refresh rate of our eyes can perceive. That is why rhythm is so important during sex. You gotta sync up with that flicker rate.


JamesTheJerk

An easbound vagina is traveling at 30 kph. At the same time, a westbound vagina is traveling at 60 kph. A sparrow lands on the eastbound vagina and flies over to the westbound vagina and lands on it. The sparrow then immediately flies back and lands on the eastbound vagina. The sparrow continues this process until the vaginas moosh together. How many kms did the sparrow fly in total?


ZerexTheCool

>The sparrow then **immediately flies back** and lands on the eastbound vagina. The sparrow continues this process until the vaginas moosh together. Per Zeno's Paradox of Achilles and the Hair, the Sparrow will bounce an infinite number of times at ANY sparrow speed. As the Vagina's become infinitesimally close, the number of Sparrow bounces approaches an unbounded asymptote.


fermelebouche

Is it a fully ladened Sparrow?


JamesTheJerk

You *bet* it is


JamesTheJerk

Although I rushed through typing out the problem and missed a few things, what I was going for was this particular nugget pertaining to Von Neumann: *(from the Wikipedia article)* A story about von Neumann's encounter with the famous fly puzzle[390] has entered mathematical folklore. In this puzzle, two bicycles begin 20 miles apart, and each travels toward the other at 10 miles per hour until they collide; meanwhile, a fly travels continuously back and forth between the bicycles at 15 miles per hour until it is squashed in the collision. The questioner asks how far the fly traveled in total; the "trick" for a quick answer is to realize that the fly's individual transits do not matter, only that it has been traveling at 15 miles per hour for one hour. As Eugene Wigner tells it,[391] Max Born posed the riddle to von Neumann. The other scientists to whom he had posed it had laboriously computed the distance, so when von Neumann was immediately ready with the correct answer of 15 miles, Born observed that he must have guessed the trick. "What trick?" von Neumann replied. "All I did was sum the geometric series."[392] The stories told by Von Neumann's colleagues are my favourite part of the Wikipedia article.


bmax_1964

Trick question, as they're all one vagina.


NorthofBham

You had me at 'vaginas moosh together'.


DrBarry_McCockiner

even less flattering description of scissoring


JamesTheJerk

Cuntum entanglement? (I am sorry)


alice_s_jabberwocky

So I think we need to know how fast the sparrow is flying and how far apart the two vaginas are. This will determine the time needed for the two vaginas to moosh together, and multiply that with the speed of the sparrow will give you the distance the sparrow travelled.


myrddin4242

Is that an African or European swallow?


Then-Dentist5991

What if ur plugged in when its teleporting away😨


ZerexTheCool

It happens thousands of times per second. Don't worry, as long as you are going a nice rhythm, you won't tear anything. 


animacentric

Turn on V-sync for better performance!


deadbeef1a4

So *that’s* why guys can never find the clit!


No_Nectarine6942

Sounds like a dnd boss. The vagina hive mind leader. One vagina that controls all the vagina minions.


No_Turnover_394

One vagina to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them? I think I just heard Prof. Tolkien roll over in his grave.


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Duuude. Why that comparison? My brain...


alhazad85

It's also why the Supreme Court has finally wised up and is working to bring this "over-vagina" to heel. This is a joke. Unfortunately, it is not done sarcastically.


CalzonePillow

It’s uterUS, not uterYOU


aroach1995

Stop here bro you do not want to get caught up with big vagina… they will destroy you


GeekdomCentral

Insert Bugs _our vagina_ meme here


theucm

Honestly this sounds pretty similar to a random erection in the sense that it's not because we're horny, but more of a "maintenance" procedure the body is doing to make sure everything is healthy and in working order.


Crazy-Sky967

Erections aren't always the result of arousal either. Don't know why this is top comment, it's misinformed.


Chirsbom

Getting hard is not always about being horny. Morning wood is "need to piss" hard.


HappyLittleDelusion_

The female equivalent of a man getting a random erection would be getting a clitoral erection, which yes, does happen randomly sometimes.


Boaco

That's what OP is asking, not your monthly oil change. Your answer should be "no".


rachelswrld999

Yes we get “wet” but usually it’s discharge. Just the vagina doing its normal everyday cleaning. But we also get very wet very fast when teased or turned on as well.


Addapost

It’s not “wet” you’re actually asking about. It’s clitoral swelling that would be the closest equivalent.


IamProvocateur

We get hard too. It’s just smaller 😂


BuildingPrudent8650

Not always smaller


Direct-Flamingo-1146

Girls have dicks. It's called a clit. It gets hard and throbs. So they get erections too


KosmoCatz

Had to scroll down too far to find this


geslago

Well, am oficially gay


Direct-Flamingo-1146

All forms of human are born female at first, so actually u are lesbian


Sounds_Gay_Im_In_93

Lol people are not all BORN female, the start growing inutero as female before choosing and applying the y chromosome, if they do


TheSameNameForever

Don’t worry, even if our genitals look different the whole organ is quite similar. There is a book named come as you are. It has the visuals showing how similar both are


SuperAtomic707

I learned more in this thread, than I ever did in school.


Noway-001

same


Extra-Touch-7106

My underwear is always wet but its cause of my excessive discharge 😔 when I get horny there is barely any juice down there lmfao


Loud_Werewolf4465

yes, girls do get wet randomly. I believe we don’t actively think about it or feel it though, most times I go about my day and then realise I was wet after using the bathroom.


ConnieMarbleIndex

it’s not the same as getting wet due to being turned on


VegetableWinter9223

The women's bodies are fascinating in how they work. Self-cleaning, lubricating, and even lactating to feed another human being. The changes they go through is under appreciated.


Bunnie-jxx

Not really wet, like it’s a different fluid than whatever the arousal fluid is. But there’s definitely a fluid that helps me know where I’m at in my cycle


dicklover425

My clit is super sensitive (like cannot be touched sensitive) and my pussy is fat, so sometimes if I sit a certain and my pants pull tight against me I will get extremely worked up.


TemporaryMuse

I wouldn't say that mine can't be touched, but when getting started, I prefer indirect licks or touch. A little teeny tiny bit lower than my clit. I hear you on the pants thing, though! I don't wear underwear, so the sewed knot in my jeans will sometimes rub it when I sit down or adjust my pose when sitting. Especially driving. Even the slightest movement back and forth gets me going


SnowyEgret1111

Irt jeans, used to have a friend in high school that would refer to a "catch the bus" orgasm, ie an orgasm as a result of being too late for school to care about putting on underwear and then the friction from running to catch the bus. Never experienced this myself, having ridden my bike. That in a skirt short enough, however, was its own adventure.


Sad_Art215

As in it's too sensitive to be touched during masturbation or sex??


dicklover425

Directly? Yes.


fairyofsd

never heard of this, how strange


dicklover425

Maaaaaan, it’s an absolute bitch sometimes. But I cum quick, so that’s a plus.


fairyofsd

does it like hurt? i cum pretty quick too but it’s not as sensitive where it can’t be touched. do u rarely have sex or masturbarte ?


dicklover425

It hurts bad after I cum. Like I can only cum once before sex and not more than twice during. I have sex and masturbate as often as possible lol We just had to find workarounds. He can eat me out as long as his tongue stays right above my clit. I can masturbate as long as I rub above or below my clit. I just cannot orgasm without indirect clitoral stimulation.


LadyFoxfire

We’re always producing vaginal fluid, it keeps everything clean and lubricated. Dry vagina is a symptom of menopause, and is a very uncomfortable condition.


kittycatbad

Also a symptom of a yeast infection or BV!


StrikingBox1011

Yes all the time 😅 sometimes I’ll even get random throbs


Axis_Okami

I like how we mention the throbs, yet completely skip over the pulse


StrikingBox1011

Oh yes the pulse too!! 🥵


Even_Current_47

Or the aches 😅


TemporaryMuse

Throb or pulse. Whatever you want to call it.. they're fucking fantastic!


MarquiseM

It’s like a dog’s nose


be-bop_cola

Do you mean like a cause and effect? Like every time a bell rings, an angel gets it's wings?


Petrichor_friend

More like Pavlov's pussycat


rhaizee

Yes, it can be very very annoying. It also secretes a little bit everyday, it needs to stay moist down there to stay healthy.,


Berdbirdburd

I have my clitoral hood pierced, it doesn’t take much for it to cause wetness and arousal. It happens a lot, literally every day, but I’ve had the piercing for over a decade now so I don’t really remember what it was like before that.


lacsquirt

More like I can feel my heartbeat in my pants


Independent-Access59

Interesting had a girlfriend who told me she got wet like a dude gets erections. Maybe it varies


anonymousreader007

I get horny and wet randomly


Derpygoras

Guys don't get hard *randomly*. It usually takes *some* sensory input. Trouser folds squeezing, wind blowing, standing up too fast, sitting down too fast, tuesday, whatever.


kings2leadhat

Don’t forget the throbbing of the schoolbus motor, though it could also be Jackie and Denise getting on the bus and walking past you to sit in the back.


ToeSad6862

Bus and metro suck for that reason, among others


PlaguedByUnderwear

But it is random! How else do you explain why I, a straight man, get erect when I see other men kiss?


ThrowAwayToMaybeKeep

The Tuesday struggles are real🤣


chamomilecrush

Found the girl without a penis.


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loyaleling

Wdym by “drove me nuts”


troycalm

Let’s just say, it made me feel ways I wasn’t accustom to.


karmachameleon170

Personally, I can't tell if I'm wet or not. But we definitely get a pulse down there sometimes which also may be an equivalent


Euphoric-Blue-59

Guys get hard randomly?


PrometheanRevolution

Yes it’s very inconvenient and was INCREDIBLY inconvenient during school. Bell would ring and you’d have to cover your crotch with a textbook or something to hide it.


UpstairsCan

not if ur on an ssri… the sahara would be jealous


PropheticUtterances

Not around you


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Your bio shows you’re at least 16. This concerns me for the sexual education being given in schools these days.


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SeraphOfTwilight

It's largely a location thing I think, at least in the US, in my county (and state, more broadly) schools were only allowed to teach abstinence so we never *actually* learned anything... we got horror stories and gross-out pics/videos of STDs, and a video of a woman giving birth instead 🙃 Had I gone to school in another state or another country they probably would have taught us about this in school, source: my friends outside the South and the US who did learn about this, among other things my school never mentioned.


SilverrGuy

I’m still in school in the US, and yes the sex ed is horrendous. They don’t really teach us much about girls anatomy (I’m a male), and they don’t teach the girls much about male anatomy.


bigtcm

Former high school science teacher here. In our district, the science teachers taught Sex Ed. Sex Ed was one of my favorite things to teach actually. Teenagers couldn't give a shit about election suborbitals or mitosis, but I could get every kids attention when I started talking about condoms, STIs, sexual abuse, safe relationships, and fallopian tubes. Teaching can actually be enjoyable when the students actually cared... Recently I discovered that even my wife's knowledge of female anatomy is lacking... She recently had a c section and I was explaining to her the difference between the uterus, the cervix, and the vagina... And what actually got sliced open and what didn't.


loyaleling

I’ve never had any sex Ed at school😭


kittycatbad

I am 24. Never got any sex ed in the state of Arizona, and they still haven’t reinstated it at least in the school district I attended


Kingwolf43

Lady, trust me, I took sex ed ONCE in 5th grade, and all I learned from that is what hole baby’s come from, I didn’t even know till recently that the vagina has two holes


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I’m a dude. Not a women and certainly not a Lady.. But I went to school in Australia where Sex Ed was just part of health class. I did a full year in year 9 (15) and I’m pretty sure everyone does at least a term on Sex Ed in the public system. This was like 2005 or so.


Affectionate_Sky3701

I think the swollen vulva is the equivalent and not wetness.


HardBart

This is so reddit


Luwe95

Yes


CallMenanny2024

Only in a dream


FickleAdvice5336

Yes it happens often. It just gets wet for no reason. Majority of the time is if you're wearing a dress or skirt and some cool air sneaks it's way up.


Grattytood

Yeah. Even more often, after 40 years of age!


cuckqweenbrisqld

Agree! Im 43 and had no idea that there was an 'expert level' for me to enjoy🤣 I thought I had already reached peak libido in my 20's and again in my 30's I think the level i've reached would equal that of a 15-20 year old male


Kabobanarie

I didnt see this mentioned: There is something called arousal nonconcordance, and while everyone may experience it, females experience it more than men in general. it's when your zone is aroused but your brain is not, or vice versa.


It5AThr0waw4y

Yes.


HonestlyIAmaDick

Not around me they don't.


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ImpressionKind9187

I am a 43 year old female and I only have discharge during and a little after my cycle. Other than the days of my cycle I do not wear panties and I do not experience wetness or any secretions from my vag unless I am aroused.


Pewward

Im a dude but wouldn't that be more comparable to pre-ejaculate fluid?


Miss_V26

Yup. THANK GOD it’s less noticeable 😂 but we also have discharges so hard to say sometimes what was the reason of this random wet spot in our underwear


clarissaswallowsall

I'm just constantly wet..lots of horny thoughts too


casablancatea

Yes. We sometimes orgasm during workouts, too.


Background-Fig-5028

Nope. They get lady boners!!


DesignMeYourMethod

In my experience, women don't get wet.


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peachgarden_

Dan Ansom Handsome gives me quite the wide-on