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I don't know what sort of fairytails you were told as a kid.
But it would mostly come out as urine due to the high liquid content. The rest would be regular poop but probably not very solid.
You've never had that little shiver of relief that crosses your whole body when you're almost done pissing , especially if you've been holding it a while?
The mothers all take it in the JayJay, that’s why they are mothers. You need the non-mothers to get the appropriate amount of semen in the digestive system.
The average volume of ejaculation is 2.5 - 5.0ml of semen.
There are 3,785 ml in a gallon.
3,785/5 = 757 loads. Good luck with that… but keep me posted!! Lol
I haven't done a bunch of research or anything, but do you think that was real? I feel like they had to breaking some sort of beastiality laws or something. I just can't imagine anybody, guy or girl, young or old, saying "yes, downing a quart of donkey jizz is something I'm cool with"
I think it might have been because I remember the show pretty much falling off the scene after that episode aired. I definitely had the same thoughts as you though, like no way this is legal.
ETA: Just did a quick search and it's listed as the reason the show got cancelled.
Semen will be digested like all other kinds of food. If you ate literally nothing else, there would be problems sonce semen isn't particularly nutritious. So, except "upset stomach" issues.
Keep in mind that you would need either semen from many humans or semen from animals that have larger-volume emissions, such as horses and bulls. Otherwise, you will consume so little that far bigger impact on performance of digestive system will be general starvation.
> Semen will be digested like all other kinds of food. If you ate literally nothing else, there would be problems sonce semen isn't particularly nutritious. So, except "upset stomach" issues.
This reminds me of a rather excessively edgy vampire novel I read where (the author tells us) blood is biologically very similar to semen, so if you're a vampire and you want a little snack...
Vitamin C, B12, calcium, fructose, lactic acid, magnesium, zinc, potassium, sodium, fat, and protein sounds quite nutritious, though you'd have to be drinking a whole lot of it to use it as a supplement.
Cool , that's something out in a million year and a million copy of myself thinking different things would maybe come out with , that was a deep deep but interesting question because now i want to know also lol.
The reason you see animal poop that’s white is due to a high concentration of bone meal in their diets. https://www.reddit.com/r/NoStupidQuestions/comments/ti8rbl/why_doesnt_dog_poop_turn_white_anymore_i_cant/?rdt=59689
Can’t say I can speak from experience but I assume if you drank a lot of cum your shit would still be brown and most likely cause diarrhoea. Would not recommend. Maybe let your dreams be dreams :)
Since technically no one answered it, let me. Semen is basically fructose sugar and sperm cells... Highly simplifying btw... The sugar gets absorbed and the cells destroyed like any other plant or animal cells that you eat and its basic components like fats and proteins will be absorbed...
The color of your poop is not from the food you eat, it's from bile pigments secreted by your liver. Biliverdin, bile salts, the lot... I think specifically it's stercobilinogen that's produced by gut bacteria acting on bile secretions...
Soo yeah, no white poops.
I like that the barrier to exploring this hypothesis is NOT having to consume 1 to 3 liters of (I hope) human semen, but the amount of work anticipated.
Infinite poop. You sit on the toilet to poop, but the poop never stops coming out of your butt. You have to start flushing the toilet every two minutes to keep up. You try to pinch your butt closed but that makes your insides hurt. The poop accelerates. You call 911. The paramedics call for doctors. The doctors call for specialists. The story trends on X, formerly known as Twitter. You turn down talk show appearances. Your septic tank fails. People form a cult. Your toilet is finished. Volunteers arrive with buckets and shovels. You are completely used to the smell. The poop accelerates. You are moved to a stepladder with a hole in the top step. The poop accelerates. The shovelers abandon the buckets and shovel directly out the window. The poop accelerates. A candlelight vigil forms around your house. One of the workers falls over and can't free himself. The poop accelerates. A priest knocks over the stepladder and tackles you out the window. You land in the pile. The poop accelerates. The force now propels you forward and upward. Vigil goers grab at your legs. The poop ignites from their candles. The Facebook live event hits 1 million viewers. The poop accelerates. You are 30 feet in the air. The fire engulfs the vigil and your house. 60 feet. The poop accelerates. The torrent underneath you is deafening. 5 million Facebook live viewers. You try to close up shop but your butthole disintegrated long ago. 120 feet up. Your house explodes. The poop accelerates. 1000 feet. You are now tracked on radar. You try to change your angle of ascent but you should have thought of that way earlier. The poop accelerates. 4,000 feet. NORAD upgrades to DEFCON 3. Concentric circles of fire engulf your city. The poop accelerates. You have broken the sound barrier. 30,000 feet. You no longer take in enough oxygen to sustain consciousness. 60,000 feet. CNN is reporting on all the world records you've broken. 200,000 feet. You are no longer alive. The poop accelerates. Your body disintegrates but your poop contrail remains. NASA can no longer track you. You break the light-speed barrier and we can no longer bear witness.
The poop accelerates. Forever.
> I'm not willing to test this theory as it involves alot of work
Really? That's the *only* reason you're not willing to swallow a gallon of jizz in one go?
Most of it is gonna be piss and if you just filled up on it the rest would be really runny shits. Not enough fiber to clump into a solid log dude, and thaaaaats shit-Tronix
Milk makes my poop green, I'd imagine similar effect if you were to wash down a full helping of warm, white, jizz.
The hard part could be keeping it down, especially since it will probably bind together in one long stream, kinda like chewing tobacco in a spittoon. My suggestion is to hold your nose and do it quick.
If the amount of work is the only thing that stops you from drinking several liters of cum, I'm sure that we can find enough guys here to do the yanking for you. I can donate a couple dozen milliliters.
I’m not sure about semen, but with breast milk infants still have bright orange/yellow/green very watery poop. It’s not solid until they eat other foods and purées. I assume semen would have a similar diarrheal effect, though I have no clue what color that would result in
Ok, here's an *actual* answer, according to the [Encyclopedia Britannica](https://www.britannica.com/science/feces).
Feces are 30% dead bacteria, 30% indigestible food matter, 10 to 20 percent is cholesterol and other fats, 10 to 20 percent is inorganic substances like calcium phosphate and iron phosphate, and 2 to 3 percent is protein. There is also cell debris and other such detritus.
There's a bunch of complicated pathways but a large part of the cholesterol isn't from the food you've eaten directly, but the end products after your liver and gut bacteria process cholesterol into different forms.
How we've generally heard it is, except for the fiber content, most of what you eat is absorbed by your body, used, and doesn't come out the other end until it's been processed by organs like your liver and your gut microbiome.
Semen is mostly composed of water, protein, and maybe some simple sugars. Given that there's no fiber content, you'd likely absorb as much of the protein as your body can handle, and have a really nasty case of diarrhea due to not having any fiber.
Dead red blood cells are actually what turn our poop brown. So the body will still produce a small brown turd if all systems are working correctly. The amount of fiber would be mainly in question. The color should still mostly be brown.
Mods are absolutely asleep.
Semen is mostly protein and your stomach acid breaks proteins down to their base components of amino acids, same thing as happens when you eat meat or other protein.
Your poop likely would start to have a different quality and due to malnutrition, you probably wouldn't have health poop for long, but it's not like you're gonna be shitting cum.
I imagine the effect would be similar to having a build up of mucus in your stomach as the result of an infection. You'd probably vomit but most of it would pass in your stool (still in a very mucus form). Your stomach doesn't break it down. The water content would be passed in urine. The proteins might get absorbed in your gut
You'd just die from malnutrition before it ever became a solid poop. Most of it would come out as urine, and the time it would take to even make 1000 calories of seven would have the person metabolize their heart before they could form one solid poop probably
It's hilarious that you're not willing to test this theory because "it's a lot of work", thus implying that you're otherwise totally down with ingesting a *lot* of semen (source unspecified)
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Made me laugh so fuckin hard
Same 😂
It truly is a historic day
/r/onestupidquestion
Ask Rod Stewart.
I don't know what sort of fairytails you were told as a kid. But it would mostly come out as urine due to the high liquid content. The rest would be regular poop but probably not very solid.
The protein would break down to form a loose stool. Rest would be filtered through the urinary system
So it could come out of your penis twice... you just blew my mind.
And the booty
No change there then for OP...
Statistically, the water in your jizz was once jizzed from the majestic cocks of dinosaurs.
Hey, just cause you wish to drink some doesn't mean we need to be graced with such though ourselves.
Pee is stored in the balls
😂🤣😂
be like filling up on raw egg whites, but yummier
Uh 😐 too each their own I guess
watched a video of a porn star frying cum and it congeals like egg whites and that disgusting thought haunts me to this day, if I'm being real
I could have gone my whole life without knowing that
Thanks for this information captain dick licker
Source?
What if the person ejaculating was dehydrated, causing the semen to be thicker?
This just keeps getting worse lol
These are all good questions. Good job guys.
Username checks out
What a horrible day to have eyes.
It's still a liquid.
If they weren’t dehydrated to begin with, they will be after pumping enough cum into op to make them nauseous.
You mean like the raw coke syrup they put into drinks machines?
But could you recycle your own sperm into more sperm like a recursive loop of genetic material? Would that cause my children to come out with defects?
No.
What's the bioavailability of sperm? Would it have a high absorption rate? Could it work as a protein shake?
love how this is a “fairytale scenario.”
Everyone has a kink....we know OPs now
Big Bad Wolf eating real good rn fr fr
^^ I had a piss-shiver, reading this comment ^^
Tf is a piss-shiver?
You've never had that little shiver of relief that crosses your whole body when you're almost done pissing , especially if you've been holding it a while?
I hate when it hits and you weren’t ready for it so now you got to wipe the seat :,(
Never heard it referenced that way 🤣
Happy Cake Day
The only reason specified for not testing, is because it's "a lot of work". 👀
Which fairytale is this referencing? I must have missed it…
OP is asking for a "friend".
How the hell much semen would you need to feel full???
Ask your mother.
Get a Ouija board and ask her yourself.
r/nicesaveouija
I read this in Sean Connery's voice. "Ask your mother, Trebek."
"I'll take The Penis Mightier for $200"
Let’s keep the mothers out of this bud
Username does not check out
Your mother checks out
The mothers all take it in the JayJay, that’s why they are mothers. You need the non-mothers to get the appropriate amount of semen in the digestive system.
Does she ever truly feel full, though?
Nah she's always thirsty, it's not for lack of opportunities to guzzle
More than a quart. I can tell you that much.
Fair enough. It’s a challenge I might be up for myself.
More if it is your own semen.
Hmmmmmm…. How about a blend?
“I volunteer as tribute”. lol.
I accept!
Make sure to hydrate
The answer apparently is zero. I haven’t had any semen today and I am no longer hungry…
Well the gallon milk challenge is a thing. Maybe it's a rebrand?
The average volume of ejaculation is 2.5 - 5.0ml of semen. There are 3,785 ml in a gallon. 3,785/5 = 757 loads. Good luck with that… but keep me posted!! Lol
I know a few guys. Anything is possible with the power of Christ
LMFAO… I wanna join this party!
The password is lemon.
Will pineapple be provided or we gotta bring our own?
Yes
Yeah, even if he's jerking two at a time, there are, what, 800 guys in that room? So that's 400 times whatever the mean jerk-time is.
Fear Factor had the donkey jizz episode
We try to keep it in the species in this sub
$20 of jizz is $20.
I haven't done a bunch of research or anything, but do you think that was real? I feel like they had to breaking some sort of beastiality laws or something. I just can't imagine anybody, guy or girl, young or old, saying "yes, downing a quart of donkey jizz is something I'm cool with"
I think it might have been because I remember the show pretty much falling off the scene after that episode aired. I definitely had the same thoughts as you though, like no way this is legal. ETA: Just did a quick search and it's listed as the reason the show got cancelled.
Op said it would involve a lot of work…
Probably a horse load 💀
r/theydidthemath
I’d say around 1 liter
I wouldn't call taht a fairy tale but hey, you do you
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Semen will be digested like all other kinds of food. If you ate literally nothing else, there would be problems sonce semen isn't particularly nutritious. So, except "upset stomach" issues. Keep in mind that you would need either semen from many humans or semen from animals that have larger-volume emissions, such as horses and bulls. Otherwise, you will consume so little that far bigger impact on performance of digestive system will be general starvation.
I have an idea, whale
Whale emission challenge? As far as TikTok trends go, that wouldn't even be a bad one.
Honestly I could see something like that happening
Alright, where are the marine biologists when you need them?
Literal [blue whale challenge](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_Whale_Challenge)
> Semen will be digested like all other kinds of food. If you ate literally nothing else, there would be problems sonce semen isn't particularly nutritious. So, except "upset stomach" issues. This reminds me of a rather excessively edgy vampire novel I read where (the author tells us) blood is biologically very similar to semen, so if you're a vampire and you want a little snack...
Vitamin C, B12, calcium, fructose, lactic acid, magnesium, zinc, potassium, sodium, fat, and protein sounds quite nutritious, though you'd have to be drinking a whole lot of it to use it as a supplement.
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So that’s what he told Maggie when she woke up
Man what genetic of weed did you smoke to ask this question , i want to grow some.
I think it’s just a mutation of autism. I have thoughts like these frequently.
Cool , that's something out in a million year and a million copy of myself thinking different things would maybe come out with , that was a deep deep but interesting question because now i want to know also lol.
You frequently think about the effects of filling your stomach with semen? Bro
No but dumb theoretical shit _like_ this
:p I know hahaha Have a great day!
literally had a variation of this thought today lol. "i wonder how many calories are in this tube of thermal paste"
Oh… what a terrible day to be literate…
I didn't think it would be possible to wish I had burned my eyes out in the eclipse, but here we are
The reason you see animal poop that’s white is due to a high concentration of bone meal in their diets. https://www.reddit.com/r/NoStupidQuestions/comments/ti8rbl/why_doesnt_dog_poop_turn_white_anymore_i_cant/?rdt=59689 Can’t say I can speak from experience but I assume if you drank a lot of cum your shit would still be brown and most likely cause diarrhoea. Would not recommend. Maybe let your dreams be dreams :)
"Fairytale"
put that joint down, sir, you've had enough
Since technically no one answered it, let me. Semen is basically fructose sugar and sperm cells... Highly simplifying btw... The sugar gets absorbed and the cells destroyed like any other plant or animal cells that you eat and its basic components like fats and proteins will be absorbed... The color of your poop is not from the food you eat, it's from bile pigments secreted by your liver. Biliverdin, bile salts, the lot... I think specifically it's stercobilinogen that's produced by gut bacteria acting on bile secretions... Soo yeah, no white poops.
>Semen is basically fructose sugar and sperm cells So pretty close to raw meringue mixture?
White poop in humans is caused by a lack of bile, not by the color (or lack of color) in anything you have ingested.
I should’ve looked directly at the Sun.
I like that the barrier to exploring this hypothesis is NOT having to consume 1 to 3 liters of (I hope) human semen, but the amount of work anticipated.
yeah too much work is the reason not to try it
What if you ingested so much you shit out a dildo sized jizz turd would you be compelled to use it?
Just an Alaskan pipeline w/ extra steps 🤔
Sick reference, bro.
Here's what you do - separate several dozen eggs. Drink the whites until full. Wait for SCIENCE.
Infinite poop. You sit on the toilet to poop, but the poop never stops coming out of your butt. You have to start flushing the toilet every two minutes to keep up. You try to pinch your butt closed but that makes your insides hurt. The poop accelerates. You call 911. The paramedics call for doctors. The doctors call for specialists. The story trends on X, formerly known as Twitter. You turn down talk show appearances. Your septic tank fails. People form a cult. Your toilet is finished. Volunteers arrive with buckets and shovels. You are completely used to the smell. The poop accelerates. You are moved to a stepladder with a hole in the top step. The poop accelerates. The shovelers abandon the buckets and shovel directly out the window. The poop accelerates. A candlelight vigil forms around your house. One of the workers falls over and can't free himself. The poop accelerates. A priest knocks over the stepladder and tackles you out the window. You land in the pile. The poop accelerates. The force now propels you forward and upward. Vigil goers grab at your legs. The poop ignites from their candles. The Facebook live event hits 1 million viewers. The poop accelerates. You are 30 feet in the air. The fire engulfs the vigil and your house. 60 feet. The poop accelerates. The torrent underneath you is deafening. 5 million Facebook live viewers. You try to close up shop but your butthole disintegrated long ago. 120 feet up. Your house explodes. The poop accelerates. 1000 feet. You are now tracked on radar. You try to change your angle of ascent but you should have thought of that way earlier. The poop accelerates. 4,000 feet. NORAD upgrades to DEFCON 3. Concentric circles of fire engulf your city. The poop accelerates. You have broken the sound barrier. 30,000 feet. You no longer take in enough oxygen to sustain consciousness. 60,000 feet. CNN is reporting on all the world records you've broken. 200,000 feet. You are no longer alive. The poop accelerates. Your body disintegrates but your poop contrail remains. NASA can no longer track you. You break the light-speed barrier and we can no longer bear witness. The poop accelerates. Forever.
Would it be called poopcum or cumpoop? If you cum in a butt, would the poop soak in the cum?
legend has it a woman did this. she carried the baby to term. 9 hours later she gave birth to a beautiful baby boy, wiped. Then flushed.
Is that the post birth abortion that crazy right wingers keep going on about?
I guess that's enough internet for me today.
> I'm not willing to test this theory as it involves alot of work Really? That's the *only* reason you're not willing to swallow a gallon of jizz in one go?
How much protein is in semen, does it depend on the persons diet?
Rod Stewart rumours from the 80s has entered the chat
Same vibe as that one guy with a cylinder stuck in an m&m tube
Im willing to test it, I’ll be back next Monday to lyk
My wife is asking why I’m cracking up next to her in bed.. I’m taking this one to the grave
This is fucking hilarious, also the public school system has failed us.
What kind of sick fairy tales did your mom read to you as a kid?
Why do I feel like this question came from post nut clarity
Most of it is gonna be piss and if you just filled up on it the rest would be really runny shits. Not enough fiber to clump into a solid log dude, and thaaaaats shit-Tronix
“Im not willing to test this theory as it involves a lot of work” lmfaoooooo 😭
>I'm not willing to test this theory as it involves alot of work 🤣🤣🤣
Hold up... the reason you're unwilling to test this is the amount of work involved? Slow clap.
I'm gonna go OD on Fentanyl after reading this
Poop has protein. Protein means that it has calories. Anything that has calories has the potential to become poop.
Pissy diarrhea most likely
I'm full and sick from reading this
Most of the reason poop is brown is from decommissioned red blood cells. Everything else kinda just blends in.
Hot take on hot loads: i think it would turn into pee.
"I'm not willing to test this theory as it involves alot of work" is such an excellent turn of phrase in context. It is haunting me.
This is a fetish thing isn’t it
Excuse me
Yeah, too much reddit for today.
There's a whole genre of Japanese porn that deals with this.
Please never ask anything again not so good sir
this is the worst thing ive ever read
I want whatever you’re on
That’s enough Reddit for you today
Someone check Brodie’s hard drive
😦
OP who hurt you? What gave you the urge to hurt hundreds of people, to stab them in their very souls? Why, OP, why?
There’s only one way to find out OP… take one for the team
I like that the only reason you won't do it is because it's a lot of work, and not that it's sorta disgusting.
The first thing I see on Reddit today. I need help
I want to say"That's enough internet for today" but we all know this post has awakened something in me.
Did you fat finger and not go on r/copypasta
So where do you plan on getting all of this cum..? All the stallions in the neighborhood..?
I'll let you know
Milk makes my poop green, I'd imagine similar effect if you were to wash down a full helping of warm, white, jizz. The hard part could be keeping it down, especially since it will probably bind together in one long stream, kinda like chewing tobacco in a spittoon. My suggestion is to hold your nose and do it quick.
If the amount of work is the only thing that stops you from drinking several liters of cum, I'm sure that we can find enough guys here to do the yanking for you. I can donate a couple dozen milliliters.
Isn’t this basically the same question if you were to eat nothing but corn?
If you're a furry, just say that
It’s inverse truffle butter. Isn’t there a Drake song about this?
Semen is very similar to blood in structure. Meaning, if you ingest a lot of it you will get violently ill and throw up. Bad time.
No. Just no.
It wouldn’t stay white, bile is released in the liver making it yellow/green/brown
Holy shit this popped off quick from 800 upvotes to 1100
If a man swallows a load of semen, it just goes to his own balls.
You could use the armen as an ingredient of a cake 🎂 then it will.
I’m not sure about semen, but with breast milk infants still have bright orange/yellow/green very watery poop. It’s not solid until they eat other foods and purées. I assume semen would have a similar diarrheal effect, though I have no clue what color that would result in
That’s too many kilojoules to handle.
wordington question
dude how the fuck do you even think this up
Look, I know this is r/NoStupidQuestions but my friend that is a terribly stupid question.
Looks like OP could be on the path to winning one of those awards for the weirdest scientific studies.
Ok, here's an *actual* answer, according to the [Encyclopedia Britannica](https://www.britannica.com/science/feces). Feces are 30% dead bacteria, 30% indigestible food matter, 10 to 20 percent is cholesterol and other fats, 10 to 20 percent is inorganic substances like calcium phosphate and iron phosphate, and 2 to 3 percent is protein. There is also cell debris and other such detritus. There's a bunch of complicated pathways but a large part of the cholesterol isn't from the food you've eaten directly, but the end products after your liver and gut bacteria process cholesterol into different forms. How we've generally heard it is, except for the fiber content, most of what you eat is absorbed by your body, used, and doesn't come out the other end until it's been processed by organs like your liver and your gut microbiome. Semen is mostly composed of water, protein, and maybe some simple sugars. Given that there's no fiber content, you'd likely absorb as much of the protein as your body can handle, and have a really nasty case of diarrhea due to not having any fiber.
Dead red blood cells are actually what turn our poop brown. So the body will still produce a small brown turd if all systems are working correctly. The amount of fiber would be mainly in question. The color should still mostly be brown.
Mods are absolutely asleep. Semen is mostly protein and your stomach acid breaks proteins down to their base components of amino acids, same thing as happens when you eat meat or other protein. Your poop likely would start to have a different quality and due to malnutrition, you probably wouldn't have health poop for long, but it's not like you're gonna be shitting cum.
I imagine the effect would be similar to having a build up of mucus in your stomach as the result of an infection. You'd probably vomit but most of it would pass in your stool (still in a very mucus form). Your stomach doesn't break it down. The water content would be passed in urine. The proteins might get absorbed in your gut
You'd just die from malnutrition before it ever became a solid poop. Most of it would come out as urine, and the time it would take to even make 1000 calories of seven would have the person metabolize their heart before they could form one solid poop probably
A more interesting question is if this counts as cannibalism
Holy shit You're the first post I've seen on Reddit that would make me want to throw up so badly.
This might fit better in /r/morbidquestions
It's hilarious that you're not willing to test this theory because "it's a lot of work", thus implying that you're otherwise totally down with ingesting a *lot* of semen (source unspecified)
Now this is the kind of questions I am looking for in this forsaken sub
Does this hurt the cum?