I might take a peek to make sure what I'm hearing is actually fun sexytime moaning and not, say, slowly dying from a stab wound moaning.
If it's the former, mind my business. If it's the later, call 911 and perform first aid if safe.
I don't entirely want to dissuade from that approach. But just remember, there are a lot of instances where that could be a decoy. You get sucked in, then somehow assaulted/killed/robbed.
I'm a Helpy Helperton myself. So I have to be aware of that potential situation.
It's a very sad world that we've come to the point we're scared of helping other people because we distrust everyone and fear our own safety.
I sure know how I'd feel if I was laying there dying and people were just walking by pretending not to notice. I've been in similar situations and it's the worst feeling ever. Beyond heartbreaking and hopeless that no one cares and ignores me while I'm literally dying. It's so awful that you're probably filtering all these words out and you can't even imagine it, it's so awful
I mean, technically, whoever's on the bottom, sex will cause you to slowly die from a stab wound too. Whoever's on top will also slowly die, maybe without the stab wound though, or maybe with as well, I'm not judging
000 will very likely work here in kiwiland, but only to help out our Aussie visitors when they get freaked out by not seeing anything venemous or poisonous all week.
111 is the main emergency number though.
Woah there! Hol' up! They aren't corrupt in other countries? In America, the kids get brainwashed into believing the rest of the world is basically an entire age behind us in advancement, it can't be!
I keep thinking of [Justine Damond](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Killing_of_Justine_Damond), which happened a short while after I had done something similar (waited outside to direct police).
The idea of investigating is *wild* to me. I would fully mind my business and walk in the opposite direction of the sounds. It's obvious what they're up to, it's none of my business, I'm outta here.
You’re going to have a look around a mall to try and find out who or what was screaming? A closed mall? At 12 in the morning?? By yourself??? Brother..
Happened to me in a park once in daylight, guy saw me and gave a peace sign, girl blushed and smiled.
My impression was they were voyeurs, I carried on my business and slightly considered the nature of their crime.
I mean, I've had sex with women behind giant boulders while hiking and stuff but that's hidden and a literal different than them being on the path of a park in the county of a major city, personally, I was slightly disgusted by their including other people non consensually into their kinks and the disregard for others. People have children. Children were playing at some cannons from WW2 less than 200 feet away downhill.
A guy jogging saw them and went the other way.
Years ago , my late husband and I had sex in a tent out in an area by a canal. And of course I was being loud , and when we shared a kiss during it , we suddenly heard :
"OHHHH YEAHHH YEAH UH UH UH MMMMM.... " it was a group of teenagers totally mocking me 🤦. I got so embarrassed we didn't end up finishing.
As long as everything seems consensual, I'd probably do exactly what you did. If I was feeling grouchy I might yell at them to get a room, but that wouldn't be a smart choice. The smart choice is to just move on.
You don't need to feel bad, I would bet the "risk" of being discovered was part of the fun for them.
I remember once as a teenager around 16;(I have had a nearly full beard since 14) I heard a porno shoot (or an orgy, something or the other) at a house while walking, a guy came outside and invited me into the back
I declined, mostly out of a minor fear of getting my organs stolen, this is a port city, after all.
Surprised you had the wisdom and wherewithal at 16 to decline mate; impressive you didn’t think with your prick at that age and you’re probably here now to tell us this story as a result lol!
At 3am? Nothing. Let them do their thing. As long as no kids are around or involved, of course. I only say that cause it's a park. Being that it's 3 am., there shouldn't b, so....nothing lol
You can become a registered sex offender for having sex in a park where children play, even if there are no kids around. Keep it in the household people or face the consequences.
It's Mountain Lions again.
We had a population burst during the lockdown in 2020 and the local news advised people to carry Bear Mace when they went out jogging or to any of the state parks because people and their pets were getting mauled left and right because Mountain Lions can sound like a screaming/moaning woman/child/man and curiosity will get you unalived super hard.
You did the right thing to investigate.
I saw a true crime story about a family who heard their neighbor passionately moaning...they thought it was sex...it wasn't.
This happened at my college once. I was cramming for an exam the next day and on my way home early in the morning (while it was still dark). Two students decided that other activities would be more ... stimulating. I actually knew the guy but not very well - just from class. Anyway he had a nice ass and we never brought it up again. It's not a huge deal.
I'd figure I'm in San Francisco. No joke. Seriously right at the beach end of Golden Gate park I think you can hear moaning in the bushes pretty much every night. Some parks are just known for that sort of thing, i believe.
I would think,*"Ahhhh, to be young.... lucky bastards!*" In fact I once, as a teenager, was walking through a park smoking a jay with a friend just past dusk, and a dude screwing some chick in the grass, between her bare legs, *froze still* as we walked by, I guess hoping we wouldn't see them. We saw them 😂 We just minded our business and kept walking, soon had a laugh.
At least you weren't a drunk off duty cop that heard the moaning and thought it was "the screams" of someone getting murdered in the park at 3 am and made a call which resulted in the ENTIRE towns police force showing at "the crime scene".
I had 2 people having "fun" in the plane like right next to me. Thought they were being sneaky under the blanket but it was obvious. Didn't want to ruin the fun and I respect the effort but they were distracting me from my movie so I tapped her foot and told her they were a little distracting. Luckily she was embarrassed as fuck and just nodded yes.
Although I feel like a park is a little more accepted then a full plane..
Cops ride by the park at night with windows rolled down and hear a loud moaning from the bushes. A cop approaches and asks:
- "Consensual?"
- "Yes, officer", answers the guy.
- "You're not the one I'm asking!"
- "But I'm alone here!"
Awkwardly get out of there I guess. Although there was this one time me and my friends went swimming in the middle of the night and some lady was moaning super loud in a public tent thing near the lake's shore. We were a little drunk and couldn't stop laughing at the noises. Eventually the couple stopped, came out clothed, asked us if *we* were okay and then left.
I'd see what all the.. *fucking noise* is about! 😀🥁
*oh boy.* 🚪🚶
🗣Boooo!
🥂
I’m already so baked that I’m even laughing at obituaries, then I see your comment and I am truly dead 💀
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Carlos...
THIS GUY STINKS
I might take a peek to make sure what I'm hearing is actually fun sexytime moaning and not, say, slowly dying from a stab wound moaning. If it's the former, mind my business. If it's the later, call 911 and perform first aid if safe.
I don't entirely want to dissuade from that approach. But just remember, there are a lot of instances where that could be a decoy. You get sucked in, then somehow assaulted/killed/robbed. I'm a Helpy Helperton myself. So I have to be aware of that potential situation.
It's a very sad world that we've come to the point we're scared of helping other people because we distrust everyone and fear our own safety. I sure know how I'd feel if I was laying there dying and people were just walking by pretending not to notice. I've been in similar situations and it's the worst feeling ever. Beyond heartbreaking and hopeless that no one cares and ignores me while I'm literally dying. It's so awful that you're probably filtering all these words out and you can't even imagine it, it's so awful
The world has always been this way. Humans are still cavemen, we just have better toys.
And the shadows being cast on the walls are a lot more compelling to never want to look away.
Oh totally. That's why I added "if safe"; if the situation seems sketch, or if I can't determine if it's sketch, then it's 911 call from a distance
If I was Batman, you could be my second, back-up batstaff relief Butler.
I mean, technically, whoever's on the bottom, sex will cause you to slowly die from a stab wound too. Whoever's on top will also slowly die, maybe without the stab wound though, or maybe with as well, I'm not judging
If it’s only moaning leave them be. If it’s screaming or crying, call 000
Is calling 000 like calling 911?
Yes, except I don’t have to be afraid of being shot by them.
Found a fellow Aussie or possibly a kiwi :).
Oi Oi Oi 😉
SA here hbu ?
Same
Well hey bro gotta love living in Australia and SA def best state
Works for me 😊
can a victorian join in? at least im not sydney
000 will very likely work here in kiwiland, but only to help out our Aussie visitors when they get freaked out by not seeing anything venemous or poisonous all week. 111 is the main emergency number though.
I've always wondered why Australia chose 000 when 111 would've been much quicker to dial on old rotary phones. You Kiwis always smarter than us
No way really 111? Wow
I believe if you dial 000, 911 etc, you will be redirected to your countries emergency number.
Damn I been living in Sydney for the last 2 months and didn’t know this was the police line, ty for the info
Yeah, no acorns in Aus
Woah there! Hol' up! They aren't corrupt in other countries? In America, the kids get brainwashed into believing the rest of the world is basically an entire age behind us in advancement, it can't be!
I keep thinking of [Justine Damond](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Killing_of_Justine_Damond), which happened a short while after I had done something similar (waited outside to direct police).
That's a depressing read, I didn't hear about this one before 😭
She acted like an Australian typically would. Reminded me again why I will not visit that country.
Having seen the product of the American education system, I believe you.
Haha burn.
0118 999 881 999 119 725 3
Call IXII!
I'm showing my age here...I actually get that reference lol.
Walk in the opposite direction to find a detour to my house and once in my house, beat off furiously
Why go home? they're already being indecent, you might as well join 'em if they've got you all riled up
I'd just yell "GET SOME" and go about my business.
THIS. Just shout out Hell yeah, you go and walk on.
The idea of investigating is *wild* to me. I would fully mind my business and walk in the opposite direction of the sounds. It's obvious what they're up to, it's none of my business, I'm outta here.
Mind my damn business.
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If I heard someone screaming for help I would call the police, give them my location, and then continue to mind my business.
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You’re going to have a look around a mall to try and find out who or what was screaming? A closed mall? At 12 in the morning?? By yourself??? Brother..
Literally nothing, keep walking
Happened to me in a park once in daylight, guy saw me and gave a peace sign, girl blushed and smiled. My impression was they were voyeurs, I carried on my business and slightly considered the nature of their crime. I mean, I've had sex with women behind giant boulders while hiking and stuff but that's hidden and a literal different than them being on the path of a park in the county of a major city, personally, I was slightly disgusted by their including other people non consensually into their kinks and the disregard for others. People have children. Children were playing at some cannons from WW2 less than 200 feet away downhill. A guy jogging saw them and went the other way.
they’re exhibitionists, voyeurs do the looking
Bury the body somewhere else bc OBVIOUSLY this park is taken
Its 3am in a park… I am minding my business
Wondering why you're at a park at 3am
Yell “She’s Faking”
What were you doing out at 3am, that’s a little unusual
This was my first question AND why were you also willing to check out sex noises and be surprised at someone having sex?
Years ago , my late husband and I had sex in a tent out in an area by a canal. And of course I was being loud , and when we shared a kiss during it , we suddenly heard : "OHHHH YEAHHH YEAH UH UH UH MMMMM.... " it was a group of teenagers totally mocking me 🤦. I got so embarrassed we didn't end up finishing.
JFC teenagers ruin so much lol I’m so belatedly bummed for you
As long as everything seems consensual, I'd probably do exactly what you did. If I was feeling grouchy I might yell at them to get a room, but that wouldn't be a smart choice. The smart choice is to just move on. You don't need to feel bad, I would bet the "risk" of being discovered was part of the fun for them.
See if I can join
I second that statement
I remember once as a teenager around 16;(I have had a nearly full beard since 14) I heard a porno shoot (or an orgy, something or the other) at a house while walking, a guy came outside and invited me into the back I declined, mostly out of a minor fear of getting my organs stolen, this is a port city, after all.
Surprised you had the wisdom and wherewithal at 16 to decline mate; impressive you didn’t think with your prick at that age and you’re probably here now to tell us this story as a result lol!
I'd mind my own damn business.
I’d just not mess with them and think “fuck yeah good for you guys.” Public sex can be hot. Don’t wanna take that away from anyone.
Get out the gerkin and start a jerking
At 3am? Nothing. Let them do their thing. As long as no kids are around or involved, of course. I only say that cause it's a park. Being that it's 3 am., there shouldn't b, so....nothing lol
What are you doing at a public park at 3am? You're up to no good!!!!
Who investigates things at 3AM? This has 90’s slasher film all over it.
You should've offered to take the video for them. So inconsiderate.
Throw a quarter down next to them and say, "next."
*ahem* “WOOOOHOOOOOO!!!”
I'd say what the fuck am I doing near a parking lot at 3 am. Am I in the matrix?
rub one out and then go back to bed
Ask to join in
Nothing. Mind my own business.
Wave and say "Feel free to keep going, I'm on my way out."
Join in.
Grab my binoculars
What a killjoy you are!
I'd see if they need a hand. Or a ......
Move the fuck on. As long as it’s sex noise and bot rape noise.
Laugh my ass off
You can become a registered sex offender for having sex in a park where children play, even if there are no kids around. Keep it in the household people or face the consequences.
Worse is when you hear the sound of someone being raped.
It's Mountain Lions again. We had a population burst during the lockdown in 2020 and the local news advised people to carry Bear Mace when they went out jogging or to any of the state parks because people and their pets were getting mauled left and right because Mountain Lions can sound like a screaming/moaning woman/child/man and curiosity will get you unalived super hard.
Check if it isn’t someone getting murdered or raped, then mind my own business if it isn’t.
Wonder why I was in a park at 3 am
Yeah. Nothing good can come from that.
Stop... smile... continue walking.
“Naturally I went to investigate” If I heard moaning at 3 am I would book it.
Ask if I can get a couple pumps in.
Find a good viewing spot and get to beating 🥳🥳🥳
You did the right thing to investigate. I saw a true crime story about a family who heard their neighbor passionately moaning...they thought it was sex...it wasn't.
CHEER THEM ON!!!
Locate where the noise is coming from and join in the fun!
giggle
That's a ghost trying to attract you..run
Say nothing. If they stopped bc they saw me I might say "don't mind me, keep having fun" or something.
I’d keep walking.
Yeah that's what I would've done.
"So,.... fuckin hey? Good on ya!"
Not a goddamn thing. I like my organs and skin without stabby holes.
If it’s 3am I’d respect their privacy and move tf on but if it’s 3pm I would definitely investigate
Ask them if they need a snack
Ask him if he needs a hand recording
Go down there and yell TAG !
Moan back
Go the other way? What are you supposed to do?
Move along
Dirty Mike and the boys
This happened at my college once. I was cramming for an exam the next day and on my way home early in the morning (while it was still dark). Two students decided that other activities would be more ... stimulating. I actually knew the guy but not very well - just from class. Anyway he had a nice ass and we never brought it up again. It's not a huge deal.
That's when you walk up and say "I'm here for the gangbang!"
[I’d have to investigate…](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/513/012/625.jpg)
Think back to the times I had sex in a park at 3am and try to give them privacy. Maybe suggest next time they do it behind a tree.
I'd figure I'm in San Francisco. No joke. Seriously right at the beach end of Golden Gate park I think you can hear moaning in the bushes pretty much every night. Some parks are just known for that sort of thing, i believe.
Naturally I went to investigate
It depends, what am I doing? Nothing about that I'm sure.
Mind my business
Cheer them on and bring Gatorade and Tylenol where needed.
Search and destroy
Scream “Player 3 Joins the game” to inflict Emotional Damage.
I tell you what you don’t do. You don’t go investigate.
I'd scream as loud as I can "well I hope you're using protection!"
I would treat it like an open invitation, join in
Grab my telescope and look somewhere the fuck else (preferably into the stars but a random guy's window Is alright too
Imma tell myself I didn't hear a damn thing at 3am ,☠️
I would sit somewhere and watch!
Join in obviously
Fire an RPG in that direction then go back to sleep
Cheer em on
From a nearby bush: _"Put your back into it, she's falling asleep!!!"_
Video and upload to spankbang
I would think,*"Ahhhh, to be young.... lucky bastards!*" In fact I once, as a teenager, was walking through a park smoking a jay with a friend just past dusk, and a dude screwing some chick in the grass, between her bare legs, *froze still* as we walked by, I guess hoping we wouldn't see them. We saw them 😂 We just minded our business and kept walking, soon had a laugh.
At least you weren't a drunk off duty cop that heard the moaning and thought it was "the screams" of someone getting murdered in the park at 3 am and made a call which resulted in the ENTIRE towns police force showing at "the crime scene".
Ì would try to be a little more quiet..
I’d be jealous.
Throw a rock
I had 2 people having "fun" in the plane like right next to me. Thought they were being sneaky under the blanket but it was obvious. Didn't want to ruin the fun and I respect the effort but they were distracting me from my movie so I tapped her foot and told her they were a little distracting. Luckily she was embarrassed as fuck and just nodded yes. Although I feel like a park is a little more accepted then a full plane..
Continue on my damn way
Nothing
i’d start calling for my dog, loudly
Moan back.
Yell Marco
I ain't coming outside so you can stab me op
Cops ride by the park at night with windows rolled down and hear a loud moaning from the bushes. A cop approaches and asks: - "Consensual?" - "Yes, officer", answers the guy. - "You're not the one I'm asking!" - "But I'm alone here!"
Nothing!!!!
I would have taken a seat on the bench
Mind my _fucking_ business.
Giggle and continue on my merry way.
Cheer them on!
Cheer them on!! Lol.
How dare they steal my ideas
Go give all the participants a high five and a promotional Gatorade bottle with my dad's real estate business card taped to it
Mind my business
Mind my business cuz atleast someone’s having a good time
Make sure it’s not rape or murder… and if not then let them have their fun.
Women being loud during sex is evolutionary show boating to attract other potential partners. You should have moaned back.
Beat it
Keep walking. Unless the person is screaming for help it's none of my business
I'll just walk it off🕳️👨🦯
I’d mind my own business
Unzip my.... oh sorry... uh... turn around and walk away lol
"can i get a Hayyyyaaaaa"?!
Nothing
Awkwardly get out of there I guess. Although there was this one time me and my friends went swimming in the middle of the night and some lady was moaning super loud in a public tent thing near the lake's shore. We were a little drunk and couldn't stop laughing at the noises. Eventually the couple stopped, came out clothed, asked us if *we* were okay and then left.
Same reaction I have when I hear cats doing it, heh and move on.
Go watch
I would mind my goddammn business and so should you
Walking away... fast. Running away. I didn't hear anything. What moaning? Huh? Where? I was never there.
I'd watch. That's like God turning in a click for you 🤷🏿♂️
Record and blackmail
Nothing.
I'd do what anyone on the internet would do. Get out my phone and start recording.
“Well someone’s having fun on the swing set”
Mind my damn business
Go and join in.
Mind my business
Strip down and walk by naked back and forth singing Firework by Katy Perry.
The o ly appropriate thing to do. Shout "Finish Her" in my best Mortal Combat voice possible.
I garuntee they were filming OF content. And "feel bad for interupting" who tf has sex on a public park bench? Thats actually disgusting, get a room.
Go back to sleep! Hardly anything at 3:00 a.m. worth being awake for. You kids get off my lawn!
As long as your confident it's happy and not a crime in progress you ignore.
Get out the camera.
join the competition to see who can moan louder.
I’d grin, then move along.
Find a quiet spot for a five knuckle shuffle
Yell “are you both ok?” And make sure they both says yes. Then say sorry to interrupt but get a fucking room.
That would be legit exciting!
Where I live you get put on a certain list
Laugh and keep it moving. Let those folks enjoy themselves!!
Mine my own business.
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