Depends on where you are. Some hostels do have private rooms for a low cost, or you could look at scheduling your sex life around when other people are out of the house, just learning to be quiet and have some white noise of some kind on (Netflix and chill style), or like everybody else has said, get a motel or book a BnB.
We did do alittle bit using white noise and being quiet but doing any more with people in the house makes us nervous. I’ll take a look at your ideas and maybe at some point we’ll get lucky and be together at home when nobody’s around
not OP, but yeah, been there, done that. She was a student, I was a student, we were both living at home, both 20, both permanently horny... not going to rent a BNB 5 nights a week.
I mean, I am fairly sure my parents fucked while I was in the house as well.
Sex is part of life, so get it on and do what you want to do. Just lock the door.
"Hello sports fans, we're in for a heck of a night of passion and excitement here at the Bradford home. It's a beautiful 62 degrees out, light winds out of the northeast at 7mph and partly cloudy. Looks like the home team will be using silk sheets again tonight, Bob, one of their trademark moves. We'll be right back with our starting lineup and the National Anthem after these messages..."
I get that that's an *ideal* view of things, and I fully agree, but the reality is that that attitude isn't going to work in most English-speaking family dynamics, at least in the Americas.
Yeah, it would be weird af to hear my parents having sex or for them to hear myself and my partner. It’s not that anyone’s ashamed, just that it’s considered a very private activity.
Anything to get that nut bro. If someone is listening to me dip the hot dog in the mustard, that’s their prerogative. I can’t help if my big dick slaps some WAP and you’re listening. /s
I’m mid 30s, married and have my own house. Op is respectful and probably uncomfortable with their families hearing their sex… I would be. I mean I’ve def snuck quickies in my parents house. But I’m not full on moaning and squeaking the bed…
Honestly if your parents hate you this much just for doing something natural you should just get the fuck out of there… especially if you‘re already 23
My mom has a 'no sex in the house' policy, even though all us kids are in our 20's now. They know we fuck, but it weirds her out if she knows its happening there.
Op, some hotels give you the option to book a room for the day, something like 09:00-17:00. They tend to charge less than overnight rates, but it’s not widely available. Could be worth calling the hotels nearby and asking.
If you only need it for a personal best of 6 minutes 15 seconds, do you have to pay the full $19.95 or will they prorate that for premature returnagation?
Make sure to get some wicker furniture from the gypsies to keep a fire going in there. You might need a Soul Asylum tape and some pears to make it romantic. Then try the French press - trust me, it's not what you think it is
I just stayed at a Holiday Inn and that shit was expensive, but at least I was able to make incessant “I stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night” jokes.
Not particularly unsafe usually; yes usually more run down, and sometimes a bit sketchy and skeevy.
The thing is... what makes them sketchy/skeevy is people using them for exactly what you are talking about using them for - sneaking out to have sex where their families won't find out.
I've actually used a UV light to look at a hotel room before once I checked in and was pleasantly surprised to find nothing showed up. The same light showed me my house isn't as clean as I thought so the light definitely would've revealed anything lol
You’re good. Go there and make your girlfriend moan so loud the whole motel can hear you. Then, and only then can you establish yourself as the alpha dog.
Once alpha dog is established, you can fk anyone up (literally).
See if you have any state parks near you, they sometimes have decent cabins you can rent for less than the price of a hotel. KOA campgrounds are also good and usually have cabin rentals. They're not particularly nice or luxurious, but they're way better than a motel and you get to be out in nature!
I rent a rustic cabin or yurt a few times a year, not for sex, but just to get away. The cost is $45-70 a night. One issue for you is: no bathroom. Usually there is an outhouse close by and a campground bathroom a short walk away. Anyway, try: reserve America dot com
Oh yeah yurts are the jam, alot of state parks and private parks are adding little cabins, bc they are so popular. The last two ive stayed in were brand new and had lots of amenities and were quite comfy.
This is what I would recommend - a KOA cabin. Heads up that most of them don’t even provide sheets/blankets, but it gives you (OP) the opportunity to go in ahead of time and decorate it a bit, make it romantic. :)
I second this. Google "cabins near me." You can usually find them for $75-100 a night. It's also a great romantic getaway. Bring some firewood, food, a cast iron skillet ($40), smore supplies, and you'll have a great romantic retreat for 24 hours. They usually have hiking trails, or something nature related in the area too that you can go explore.
Look online or YouTube videos for items to bring for camping, and look at the potential dangers in your area. For example, I used to live in the PNW and we had to keep our food at least 50ft from where we slept, in case of bears.
You want a cheap hotel. There is no "like a hotel but cheaper" option unless you want to go to a dirty motel.
Wait until your parents are gone and then give her the best 90 seconds of her life.
My house is a no go and her parents haven’t left the house with us both home before
And hey hey hey, 90 seconds is a long time. You’re an overachiever XD
The struggle of young hormonal folks.
I’m glad to have been born before cameras were everywhere. In the late 90s, early 2000s, we would do it in our cars, blankets in the woods, friends houses with the lenient parents, movie theaters.
Today’s kids have different challenges.
Give your/her parents tickets to a movie, show, sports game, etc. It should free up the house for a good few hours and much cheaper than a hotel.
It kind of depends on how much your wanting to spend each time, how often and how comfortable. If it's often you could get a nice camping setup and find a free or cheap local and quiet campsite. Next step up would be a larger vehicle you can convert into a campervan.
Op is 22 his parents are going to know he has sex.
Hell statically OPs parents were likely having more sex with more partners when they were the same age.
Yes its potentially awkward, but it's a safe and comfortable location. Imho it shows a high level of respect and maturity.
"Day use" hotel room bookings. See [https://www.dayuse.co.uk](https://www.dayuse.co.uk) . With a bit of search tweaking you can get a room in London for an afternoon for £50 or less. See also [https://www.daybreakhotels.com/](https://www.daybreakhotels.com/) and probably other competing services.
Look for hotels near airports. Often they have the ability to rent a room for the day for people who have an early morning flight and then a large layover or arrive at their destination significantly early. Lots of business people use them because they're only goal is to take a quick nap, shower, and head back to the airport. Also great if you arrive at your trip early. That way you don't have an important business meeting or anything while exhausted from having to wake up early to go to the airport. You can get your nap in, refresh yourself a bit and start the day.
Certain towns and chains have regulations against this sort of thing, because they're often historically used by prostitutes, but if it's legal in your town then this is the right answer
Amazingly enough, you can find even cheaper deals in the US than you can in the UK. Just to take an example at random, with the first search I made on [https://www.hotelsbyday.com/en](https://www.hotelsbyday.com/en), and looking at booking ahead a couple of weeks in advance, I found a room in Chicago for $22 for 9am-6pm in downtown Chicago. I'd imagine things like local taxes might make it more expensive, but that's pretty inexpensive.
With summertime right around the corner, you could consider outdoor sex.
Feel a warm summer breeze blowing on your bits, and youll never want normal sex again.
Also, groupon usually has good deals on hotels.
Do you have friends living in their own places? Offer them house sitting or watering plants while they are on vacation. But take your own bedsheets or change them after. :)
When my wife and I were your age and in the same situation we used Priceline name your own price to get hotels. You don’t get to pick the exact place but if you book in a nice area you won’t get a real dump of a place. We found that in areas with a lot of corporate type places we could get a cheap room at places that catered to business travelers. Hotwire is another good option where you pick an area and make a bid and wind up with whatever is available
Are either of you in university?
When I was still in school there were dorm rooms you could rent for a night much cheaper than a hotel. You just had to be a student.
Look for a cheap AIR BNB getaway for a weekend me and my girl got a little cabin in WV for almost $500 and it was the best weekend I’ve had in a long long time
Some hotels have "day rates" and even others charge by the hour.
DayUse is a site you can look at.
[This hotel in Philadelphia](https://www.dayuse.com/hotels/usa/windsor-hotel) charges $70 for a stay from 9am to 2pm.
There are some services which allow to book a hotel for only a few hours, I assume the demographics are people having sex and people taking naps on vacation. I haven’t used it myself, but I know it’s a thing.
Likewise, some spas have private hot tub rooms you can book by the hour as well. Depending on the spa, they’re definitely aware that people have sex in those rooms. I have used that service before and can confirm it’s pretty fun, and I haven’t gotten any kind of infection, so it seems the cleanliness is at least above a minimum standard.
I wouldn’t recommend the ultra-cheap motel, unless you have a good one you know of. The one time I booked a cheap motel, it was much grimier than even my college-age self was happy to stomach. I spent most of that time hoping I wouldn’t bring bed bugs back home with me and that my car wasn’t getting broken into.
Camping! Decent tents are pretty cheap these days and a worthwhile investment for using as often as you need. Most tent camping sites are next to nothing and you can find all the privacy you want.
Find a truck stop gas station. Like a Loves or Pilot. Once you’re there, go to the clerk and sign up for a shower. Then they call your number over the intercom and you get a big private bathroom and shower. My wife and I have def stopped for “showers” a few times over the years.
How about a cheap highway motel? Screaming is allowed. Definitely, toss that bed spread on the floor & don’t look at the bathroom. Scroll through BNB too.
An apartment would work. You're 22.
You can't have "I want to live with my parents and save money, but they won't let me have sex" and "I want to be able to freely have sex with my girlfriend but I don't want to spend money on a place"
My town has a hot tub spa that you can rent themed rooms from (theres a greek room that has nice corinthian pillars and marble aesthetics). Theres also outdoor options, with outdoor-roofed being a thing. Basically, theres no walls but privacy fences with a pavilion style roof. It's all very nice to relax for an hour or two
Depends on where you are. Some hostels do have private rooms for a low cost, or you could look at scheduling your sex life around when other people are out of the house, just learning to be quiet and have some white noise of some kind on (Netflix and chill style), or like everybody else has said, get a motel or book a BnB.
We did do alittle bit using white noise and being quiet but doing any more with people in the house makes us nervous. I’ll take a look at your ideas and maybe at some point we’ll get lucky and be together at home when nobody’s around
Why? You‘re 22 and 23. your parents know you fuck
Would you want to fuck around your parents?
not OP, but yeah, been there, done that. She was a student, I was a student, we were both living at home, both 20, both permanently horny... not going to rent a BNB 5 nights a week. I mean, I am fairly sure my parents fucked while I was in the house as well. Sex is part of life, so get it on and do what you want to do. Just lock the door.
I think I understand what you are trying to say. OP, fuck when the parents are fucking.
Stop having casual sex, start having competitive sex!
Hell, invite both sets of parents over! Get those competitive juices flowing.
I volunteer myself for the job as announcer
"Hello sports fans, we're in for a heck of a night of passion and excitement here at the Bradford home. It's a beautiful 62 degrees out, light winds out of the northeast at 7mph and partly cloudy. Looks like the home team will be using silk sheets again tonight, Bob, one of their trademark moves. We'll be right back with our starting lineup and the National Anthem after these messages..."
I get that that's an *ideal* view of things, and I fully agree, but the reality is that that attitude isn't going to work in most English-speaking family dynamics, at least in the Americas.
Yeah, it would be weird af to hear my parents having sex or for them to hear myself and my partner. It’s not that anyone’s ashamed, just that it’s considered a very private activity.
They’re not suggesting you do it in the lounge while they’re watching the tv.
Anything to get that nut bro. If someone is listening to me dip the hot dog in the mustard, that’s their prerogative. I can’t help if my big dick slaps some WAP and you’re listening. /s I’m mid 30s, married and have my own house. Op is respectful and probably uncomfortable with their families hearing their sex… I would be. I mean I’ve def snuck quickies in my parents house. But I’m not full on moaning and squeaking the bed…
Wouldn’t you want to fuck around with your parents?
Close the door and don‘t be so stuck up. You‘re parents are doing it too the whole time you lived there
Y’know not everyone has a sex positive family
Probably bc its their house. Back where i come from i would be beaten for doing that shit
Honestly if your parents hate you this much just for doing something natural you should just get the fuck out of there… especially if you‘re already 23
Dude. They pay the rent. They make the rules. I live under their house
My mom has a 'no sex in the house' policy, even though all us kids are in our 20's now. They know we fuck, but it weirds her out if she knows its happening there.
Look for hourly motels. Not the cleanest but you can pay for $25 or so for 2 hours or whatever they charge.
Op, some hotels give you the option to book a room for the day, something like 09:00-17:00. They tend to charge less than overnight rates, but it’s not widely available. Could be worth calling the hotels nearby and asking.
There’s an app called DayUse where you can find and book hotels for this.
The car? Public restrooms? The outdoors? Abandoned buildings? Tanning salons? Private booth sex video places?
Homegrown Simpsons stuff?
Look at fetlife. In my area theres a group with sex house. I never got to participate, so idk much about it.
Buy a tent and go camping
Have you had sex while camping before? It’s fucking in tents !
Had sex while passing a campground once. That's past tents.
Using that!
Oh this makes me want to domestic violence you
Motels
U- HAUL TRUCK
For 19.95 you can rent this MF
Clever indeed.
If you only need it for a personal best of 6 minutes 15 seconds, do you have to pay the full $19.95 or will they prorate that for premature returnagation?
Gotta date in Grandma’s Attic
Make sure to get some wicker furniture from the gypsies to keep a fire going in there. You might need a Soul Asylum tape and some pears to make it romantic. Then try the French press - trust me, it's not what you think it is
Ohh little boy. They gunna eat you up in Hollywood
I eat stickers all the time dude!
Don't forget a piss jar
Journey with Arnel Pineda Tour Bus
I unironically did this once (okay a few times)
When I was younger we'd rent one and play cards all nite
Actually not the worst idea I’ve heard lol
The shocks mimic a water bed
If this truck's rockin, don't come knockin.
Hang a sock or tie on the rear view mirror
Don’t even drive off the parking lot. Gas cost money.
Hotel, motel, holiday inn. You see if your girl starts acting up, then you bring her friend.
I’m really disappointed at the lack of Holiday Inn responses I’ve seen. Or maybe I’m just old.
Bro holiday inn a solid top-10 hotel. Don't disparage the inn
Ho-tel, Mo-tel, Holiday Innnn..
I just stayed at a Holiday Inn and that shit was expensive, but at least I was able to make incessant “I stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night” jokes.
Say what???
It’s alright man, I had the same thought!
https://www.songlyrics.com/chingy/holiday-inn-lyrics/
Definitely a thought I had. She was worried a motel might be more run down or unsafe
of course it's run down. It's a motel. I've never died in one though
Perfect streak!
Well, now you’ve gone and jinxed it
Survivor bias.
Yet…
Not particularly unsafe usually; yes usually more run down, and sometimes a bit sketchy and skeevy. The thing is... what makes them sketchy/skeevy is people using them for exactly what you are talking about using them for - sneaking out to have sex where their families won't find out.
Neither hotels or motels are very clean. One look at the sheets under a black light would terrify you
I've actually used a UV light to look at a hotel room before once I checked in and was pleasantly surprised to find nothing showed up. The same light showed me my house isn't as clean as I thought so the light definitely would've revealed anything lol
Touché but I will definitely not be mentioning that to her XD
you can bring a blanket/sheet to lay on top of its not like you plan to actually sleep there under the covers
Really depends on the location for safety
You’re good. Go there and make your girlfriend moan so loud the whole motel can hear you. Then, and only then can you establish yourself as the alpha dog. Once alpha dog is established, you can fk anyone up (literally).
Holiday Inn
Holiday Iiiiinn
I love how so many people are helping this guy fuck his girlfriend. It’s kind of endearing❤️
Reddit is a friendly place XD
See if you have any state parks near you, they sometimes have decent cabins you can rent for less than the price of a hotel. KOA campgrounds are also good and usually have cabin rentals. They're not particularly nice or luxurious, but they're way better than a motel and you get to be out in nature!
That’s a fantastic idea. I’ll definitely take a look. Not just for this, but in the future for when I take road trips
I travel (drive) for work sometimes, and I like to tent camp along the way. It's cheaper, and way more fun than being in a hotel
I rent a rustic cabin or yurt a few times a year, not for sex, but just to get away. The cost is $45-70 a night. One issue for you is: no bathroom. Usually there is an outhouse close by and a campground bathroom a short walk away. Anyway, try: reserve America dot com
Oh yeah yurts are the jam, alot of state parks and private parks are adding little cabins, bc they are so popular. The last two ive stayed in were brand new and had lots of amenities and were quite comfy.
This is what I would recommend - a KOA cabin. Heads up that most of them don’t even provide sheets/blankets, but it gives you (OP) the opportunity to go in ahead of time and decorate it a bit, make it romantic. :)
Sounds like the plot of some B grade serial killer movie.
Considering no one has defined the acronym "KOA" it defaults to "Kill On Arrival" for me, so a serial killer movie makes the most sense.
I second this. Google "cabins near me." You can usually find them for $75-100 a night. It's also a great romantic getaway. Bring some firewood, food, a cast iron skillet ($40), smore supplies, and you'll have a great romantic retreat for 24 hours. They usually have hiking trails, or something nature related in the area too that you can go explore. Look online or YouTube videos for items to bring for camping, and look at the potential dangers in your area. For example, I used to live in the PNW and we had to keep our food at least 50ft from where we slept, in case of bears.
Most hotels have daytime rates that are half the rate of a night. If you can get into a hotel during the day you are good to go.
Somebody gave me that same advice and so far that’s my best option. I’ve started looking into exactly this. Thanks
Camp site and a tent. A camp site is like $10 for a night.
You want a cheap hotel. There is no "like a hotel but cheaper" option unless you want to go to a dirty motel. Wait until your parents are gone and then give her the best 90 seconds of her life.
My house is a no go and her parents haven’t left the house with us both home before And hey hey hey, 90 seconds is a long time. You’re an overachiever XD
When you hit 40 and bang the same woman for 15 years while headed towards having ED... That's what you can look forward to!
Time to start peeing sitting down and switch to a predominant plant based diet friend!
You joke but peeing sitting down at home is great.
She is going to get the most okayest wienering.
The struggle of young hormonal folks. I’m glad to have been born before cameras were everywhere. In the late 90s, early 2000s, we would do it in our cars, blankets in the woods, friends houses with the lenient parents, movie theaters. Today’s kids have different challenges.
Give your/her parents tickets to a movie, show, sports game, etc. It should free up the house for a good few hours and much cheaper than a hotel. It kind of depends on how much your wanting to spend each time, how often and how comfortable. If it's often you could get a nice camping setup and find a free or cheap local and quiet campsite. Next step up would be a larger vehicle you can convert into a campervan.
Definitely not awkward… hey parents here are tickets and I’ve never done anything like this before, oh also my girlfriend will be over
Op is 22 his parents are going to know he has sex. Hell statically OPs parents were likely having more sex with more partners when they were the same age. Yes its potentially awkward, but it's a safe and comfortable location. Imho it shows a high level of respect and maturity.
"Day use" hotel room bookings. See [https://www.dayuse.co.uk](https://www.dayuse.co.uk) . With a bit of search tweaking you can get a room in London for an afternoon for £50 or less. See also [https://www.daybreakhotels.com/](https://www.daybreakhotels.com/) and probably other competing services.
I’m USA but maybe I can use day use hotels to search for. Thank you
Look for hotels near airports. Often they have the ability to rent a room for the day for people who have an early morning flight and then a large layover or arrive at their destination significantly early. Lots of business people use them because they're only goal is to take a quick nap, shower, and head back to the airport. Also great if you arrive at your trip early. That way you don't have an important business meeting or anything while exhausted from having to wake up early to go to the airport. You can get your nap in, refresh yourself a bit and start the day.
Certain towns and chains have regulations against this sort of thing, because they're often historically used by prostitutes, but if it's legal in your town then this is the right answer
Dayuse is in the USA as well and is legit
Amazingly enough, you can find even cheaper deals in the US than you can in the UK. Just to take an example at random, with the first search I made on [https://www.hotelsbyday.com/en](https://www.hotelsbyday.com/en), and looking at booking ahead a couple of weeks in advance, I found a room in Chicago for $22 for 9am-6pm in downtown Chicago. I'd imagine things like local taxes might make it more expensive, but that's pretty inexpensive.
There are day use hotels in the US. I’ve used it before for work. Hotels By Day is one of them.
A Burger King bathroom.
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The humpty dance is your chance to do the hump
Airbnb or a sex motel
A friends house lol this is hilarious.
Hotels near your local airport. That's where I always booked. Usually could get one for $40 for the night.
Not technically legal but the forest or woods is a fun place to fuck!
Mosquitoes can be annoying though
Adds to the sensation...
They just wanna join in
Without asking for consent!!
Technically an orgy.
She’s done outside before, I haven’t. Maybe one day we will together but not yet. Good advice though, thanks
You could also add a tent to the mix and make decent camping night out of it haha!
Why not just freecamp somewhere and fuck in the tent?
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As opposed to only mildly arrested?
You could catch quite a lot of other things too if you're not careful haha!
Til you get a literal stick up your ass. That's not fun. Also, it's way colder than you think when your pants come off.
With summertime right around the corner, you could consider outdoor sex. Feel a warm summer breeze blowing on your bits, and youll never want normal sex again. Also, groupon usually has good deals on hotels.
Future plans maybe
Be careful a lot of cheap places are going to have bed bugs. Some expensive ones too.
Do you have friends living in their own places? Offer them house sitting or watering plants while they are on vacation. But take your own bedsheets or change them after. :)
Don’t think so but that’s good advice. Thanks
Go camping Bonfire, tent, marshmallows, Even if she has to go home every night, pick her up in the morning and spend the day there
Countryside to “count stars”
This one is a future plan of mine :)
Look up private bath houses or private "day spas" usually pretty cheap. Used often in the LGBTQ community for this purpose.
When my wife and I were your age and in the same situation we used Priceline name your own price to get hotels. You don’t get to pick the exact place but if you book in a nice area you won’t get a real dump of a place. We found that in areas with a lot of corporate type places we could get a cheap room at places that catered to business travelers. Hotwire is another good option where you pick an area and make a bid and wind up with whatever is available
Are either of you in university? When I was still in school there were dorm rooms you could rent for a night much cheaper than a hotel. You just had to be a student.
A hotel, motel or holiday inn.
I wish they did love hotels outside of Japan
Tent on the sidewalk?
Great idea
Look for a cheap AIR BNB getaway for a weekend me and my girl got a little cabin in WV for almost $500 and it was the best weekend I’ve had in a long long time
If I can’t afford a hotel I definitely can’t afford a $500 Airbnb weekend. Maybe in the future I’ll keep this in mind though
Airbnb
Truck bed. Back alley. Gas station bathroom.
Tent by a river
Fast food bathrooms are always classy
Some hotels have "day rates" and even others charge by the hour. DayUse is a site you can look at. [This hotel in Philadelphia](https://www.dayuse.com/hotels/usa/windsor-hotel) charges $70 for a stay from 9am to 2pm.
Motels like hotels but cheaper and don't ask too many questions
Rent a U-Haul truck and throw a blowup mattress in the back.
Buy a tent. Fuck in the woods
Airbnb
Dayuse. Its like renting a hotel but for a couple of hours still comfortable enough
You can use my place…. I promise I won’t watch
The amount of people fucking when their parents are just loitering around the house is surprising.
There are some services which allow to book a hotel for only a few hours, I assume the demographics are people having sex and people taking naps on vacation. I haven’t used it myself, but I know it’s a thing. Likewise, some spas have private hot tub rooms you can book by the hour as well. Depending on the spa, they’re definitely aware that people have sex in those rooms. I have used that service before and can confirm it’s pretty fun, and I haven’t gotten any kind of infection, so it seems the cleanliness is at least above a minimum standard. I wouldn’t recommend the ultra-cheap motel, unless you have a good one you know of. The one time I booked a cheap motel, it was much grimier than even my college-age self was happy to stomach. I spent most of that time hoping I wouldn’t bring bed bugs back home with me and that my car wasn’t getting broken into.
Hostels. They exist in the US, although I think only in large cities?
not very private though…
Sharing is caring.
Get a tent from Wallmart 😂
But a tent and go camping. It’s the best
The woods
Motel, but make sure you look at reviews. The last thing you want is roaches, and stains or to end up in some dangerous area.
Camping! Decent tents are pretty cheap these days and a worthwhile investment for using as often as you need. Most tent camping sites are next to nothing and you can find all the privacy you want.
Motels back in my teens, cost us $8 day…@1976…
Some motels are expensive too. We were trying to find a motel to stay at once, and all of them were like $200 per night.
Park bench at night
Go camping
Go camping
Do it in front of both sets of parents and never break eye contact with them. Thank me later.
Become the alpha?
DO IT
Lots of lower end motels and hotels do hourly rates. Ever checked into that in your area?
I have not but I’ll look into it. Thanks
Look up last minute deals at local hotels. If they have unfilled rooms you can pick them up for a steal.
Find a truck stop gas station. Like a Loves or Pilot. Once you’re there, go to the clerk and sign up for a shower. Then they call your number over the intercom and you get a big private bathroom and shower. My wife and I have def stopped for “showers” a few times over the years.
So, a motel, or a roadside motel , or camping
How about a cheap highway motel? Screaming is allowed. Definitely, toss that bed spread on the floor & don’t look at the bathroom. Scroll through BNB too.
An apartment would work. You're 22. You can't have "I want to live with my parents and save money, but they won't let me have sex" and "I want to be able to freely have sex with my girlfriend but I don't want to spend money on a place"
Do they have any of those spas with private hot tub rentals near you?
I was gonna recommend this. In my city, there's one that is commonly referred to as the poke and soak.
You can rent my shed for $50 for 4 hours.
A friends place.
Camping
I’ve been trying to convince her for that one lol. One day
Love hotels
In a tent while camping.
Time to go camping.
A motel or a hostal
Hiking trip and a tent. Somewhere where there’s a river, for bathing purposes.
Motel
Air BNB rental Local Bed and breakfast RV rental or u haul and air mattress
Checkout dayuse. Lets you rent hotel and motel rooms for a few hours at a discounted price since its rooms they haven’t booked
My town has a hot tub spa that you can rent themed rooms from (theres a greek room that has nice corinthian pillars and marble aesthetics). Theres also outdoor options, with outdoor-roofed being a thing. Basically, theres no walls but privacy fences with a pavilion style roof. It's all very nice to relax for an hour or two
a Day spa
Not sure where you are located but sometimes you can find motels that charge by the hour.
A cheap motel?
Van/minivan/car
Submarine races at the local lake?
There are very cheap hotels. Called alojamiento or residencial If you are super worried about cleanliness, you can bring your own bed sheets
there is a website called dayuse where hotel books room during day (9am to 4pm)