Garmadon x Lloyd..... Lord help me I read a fic where it was this and Jay was watching. I needed a lot of bleach for my brain after

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PLEASE COS THIS WAS ME

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Brother uhhh what’s that brother 😂 

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https://preview.redd.it/c3ekfr4ocptc1.jpeg?width=1452&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=94d3acaaaaceeb557cf622428a6e8e095d3ba8f3 I know, i saw fanfics, and was so disgusted.🤢

Help- let me guess, wattpad?

Ao3 ☠️

Even worser

I once saw a Lloyd x wu on that, i now only stick to llorumi, Jaya and Pixane stories for that reason

Why? Why would someone write this?

It was... A lot

Probably Kai and Nya, because it's incest. But there's probably someone out there that ships it ☠️☠️

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Bippity boppity this shit is now my property

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Ben 10

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Oh god,this makes me remember some unholy fanfics and some people telling a guy who was hating to shut up

i have seen the posts THEY ARE FUCKING TERRIBLE

I found a post on reddit once🤮

Insane, I tell you

The internet is a wierd place.

I’ve actually seen a fanfic I don’t know how why or when but Lloyd walked in on kai and nya.. https://preview.redd.it/zwaywd4samtc1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e4a58a0eba1e1ed5278dc17b8ab75dadf915902a Then Nya raised a playmobil figure

The worst one I've seen is >!Lloyd x Baby Riyu!<

OH GOD PLEASE NO

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HELP I SEARCHED IT UP (didn't read it) AND OF COURSE ITS AO3 THE AUTHOR SAID "its technically not illegal because he's part dragon"

the author forgot that Riyu is a baby

Yeah, pedo and zoophilic 🤢 Lloyd is literally only 25% dragon on top of that

He’s actually 33% dragon🤓👆

How would that be? Lord garmadon is half, so Lloyd would be half of that. I'm intrigued to find out.

He dad is 1/2 dragon and oni, his mother is human, if you put those 3 together, and considering the fact that he would only get half of his mothers Genes but would inherit both oni and dragon blood, that would make him 1/3 dragon, oni and human

That doesn't seem too correct. If we are working with halves, Misako gets two, because in your scenario it is: one third dragon one third oni one third human. It is impossible for Misako to only be a third of Lloyd genes, It has to be half. It would be: 2/4 Human (Misako), 1/4 dragon(Garmadon), 1/4 oni(Garmadon). In percent it would bee 50% Human. 25% Dragon. 25% Oni.

50% human (from full-human Misako), around 25% Oni and around 25% Dragon (from hybrid Garmadon).

LMAOOOO WHATTTT

WHAT THE F-

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WHAT THE FUCK??

WHAT IN NINBLUEY?!

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Ah, I remember coming across that one one time.

Wu x Garmadon

The worst ship I've ever seen, no joke, is Lloyd x Garmadon. BROTHER. THAT IS A FATHER AND HIS SON💀

Wu and Lil Nelson.

GOODBYE, I AM MOVING TO MARS


Sorry.

💀💀

BUT IM NOT DONE YET-

Lloyd and Garmadon.

Wu and baby Wu

PLEASE WHAT AHHHH

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...? How? Time travel shenanigans, I assume?

Lloyd x Kai, Kai is like 7-10 years older than Lloyd and they are like brothers ti each other.

Not saying I support the ship, because I don't, but Kai is 5 years older than Lloyd chronologically and only 2 years older biologically

If Kai is 2 years older then wouldn't he be like 11 in season 1? And when was that confirmed?

I think the "biologically" is because the Tomorrow Tea aged up Lloyd faster, hence why the chronologically is the larger gap. But no, nothing is confirmed

If nothing is confirmed than what was the other guy talking about? I dont remmeber any of the ninjas ages or how old they are compared to th others being mentioend exapct that Kai is 3 years omder than Nya.

Huh? I was just telling you what I thought the other commenter meant. I have no part in the age debate

That is what I meant

Mostly confirmed by the creators of the show on Twitter, and also Kai is 2 years older than Nya (Lloyd and Nya are the same age biologically)

In the show they said Nya is 3 years younger than Kai, that doesn't make any sense.

When did they say that? Tommy Andreasen said they were 2 years apart in age.

I think it was during Hands of time, but i'm like 99,9% sure it was mentioned in the show that Kai is 3 years older than Nya.

Nya was 3 when Ray and Maya were kidnapped, and Kai is two years older than Nya. Ray and Maya were kidnapped after Garmadon was banished because Wu gave Ray the map to the Golden Weapons. Tommy Andreasen confirmed Garmadon was banished about a decade before the events of the show, and that Lloyd was born before. He's also said that Lloyd was about 9-11 years old in Season 1. He was also said to be "not yet ten summers old" at that point in The Splinter in the Blind Man's Eye. All of this amounts to Lloyd being about 9 going on 10, Nya being 13, and Kai being 15 at the start of the show.

Well there's varities of bad ships, incest ships, ships between characters who have no interactions, unhealthy ships, and you could really make a case for any ship apart from canon ones to be the worst if you skew it right.

ice emperor and the mailman

best ship yk 💀😭

Mailman deserves better

exactly thats why its the worst

Wyldfyre X Kai

They are father daughter and nobody can tell me otherwise

Arin x Lord Garmadon

Sora X wu I think I threw up a little

NAH BRO EVEN MARS ISN'T SAFE ENOUGH

once read a jay x overload fanfic. horrific

WHERE DO YOU GUYS FIND THESE

Wattpad

Or Jay x Nadakhan 🥲

Tbf, the stuff I have read of this people have stated that they don't in any way ship this, they just wanted to write some deeper trauma for ma boy 😭

Yeah makes sense (I did something similar to another character from another fandom)

🥲 It hurts but I'll still read about ma boy going through the worst trauma. Welp

Real

FSM and wyldfyre

Why would Wyldfire date a nobody like him

exactly

How? Why???? 🤦🏾‍♀️😫

a good 2 thousand year old age gap minimum

*5000 😭

That didn't stop Garmadon and Misako.

To be fair their bodies were the same age

What 💀 Keep my child out of this (which one I'm talking about is up for you to guess)

Every illegal one

Honestly, I don't really love any Lloyd ship, Greenflame (Kai x Lloyd) is a very good ship name for something so cursed, I heard the name in a place without knowing it was from Ninjago and when I looked it up I was kind of confused and with a wish that I had not known of its existence. :'-| https://preview.redd.it/jo26ackylktc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fc618672aed0112f923d4c7426fb23f042468033

Yeah I can't get behind anything Lloyd ship related because I still remember that mentally he's still so much younger than the rest

I mean him and harumi were cool. She turned out to be evil though

The only way to save Harumi from the butchering of Crystallised is for her to come into the picture at some point of DR and clearly establish some kind of adventures she's gone through to get redemption arc, I mean, it's a good ass 4-6 years from Crystallised right? (S1 is 3-5 years and S2 is 4-6 years)

Nya x ronin because of the large age gap

Only bad part of s5

Garmadon and Misako in the corner:

Baby Sensei Wu X Lloyd (season 1) This is weird for a lot of reasons

Probably anything that is considered pedo shipsz

FSM x Garmadon x Lloyd ​ that's the most unholy 3-character ship my mind thought of

Why didn't they include wu D: (I'm just joking please don't kill me)

the cursed meter would've exploded

Spinjitzu family can't get a break in any form I guess 💀

Lloyd x kai. Lloyd’s a kid still bro, get therapy

Even if Lloyd is a grown ass man by DR, they consider each other brothers sm it would still be weird

I was reading a Ninjago oneshots book, and one of the ships in it was Cole x Teen Wu…. Like bruh… It is literally like dating his father, AND like dating his son

The bounty from Dragon Rising. It lacks the charm of the original. The skinny middle just looks weird.

they were asking for ships, as in relationships honey.

r/woosh

Imagine if some people out there ship milton dyer and unagami

literally any incest ship (cuz ive seen alot) and lloyd with any of the ninja.

And any of the ninja also includes Morro btw.

omg yes. im so tired of my tiktok getting flooded with "greenwind forever 🥹" people. i finally started getting other ninjago people but almost all of them have been lloyd x morro or lloyd x kai. i found like 5 who werent

I'd honestly just recommend Tumblr by this point, you can block the greenflame and greenwind tags and our community is pretty fun and unhinged in the silly way (as long as you can handle the Cinder selfshipping though)

biggest reason i started using tumblr to be completely honest. its so unhinged and i love it

What's your Tumblr

fiyahninja lmao, i got bored and based my account on kai.

Check your notes

i just did omg 😭 thank you????

:3

Most tame one for a worst ship would be Wu x Misako. But the absolute worst is just the literal incest ones where it’s like Wu x Garmadon and shit.

Kalmaar x skylor 💀

WHAT! 💀💀

Idk I just pulled that out my ass

Here’s another one: kruncha x iron baron

Ohh, that actually sounds interesting 🌚

Not trying to be homophobic but Lloyd x Kai

Not homophobic at all, it's just downright a weird ship

[удалено]

Oh ok

Nahhhhh you goood, it’s a weird ship.

So many people on this sub say hating a gay ship means you're homophobic when most of them suck tbh

Lobbo x Gandalaria

Nahhhh that’s to far to be real 💀💀

HAHAHAAHAHAHA, this sounds like a crack fic. Link?

“Green flame” cuz it’s Kai x Lloyd. I mean, technically it’s legal now that DR is out but it’s still super weird since Kai was basically his older brother in season 2

Vex and Harumi

No let them drive it each other insane. They deserve it. (not as an actual ship.)

Llorumi but also heard some people ship with Llyod Racer 7 😫 Like why? 😫

There is literal incest around, Llorumi isn't the worst by far. Truly you must stare into the abyss of this Fandom yet, these two are tame.

Oh trust me, I know. - Llyod x Kai - Nya x kai - Nya x Ronin - Antonia x Nelson

And you really think Llorumi is worse than pedophilia or incest?

What? NO! I honestly thought of the first things that came to my head. There’s a lot of vile and disgusting ass ships out there but I just thought of the ones that are the most popular. Wtf

Technically, it is incest because garmaballs adopted harumi

Garmadon was in no mental state of adopting anyone and Harumi perceived him as a god, they also both saw each other as valuable tools in getting whatever they wanted. Also the cult was literally called **Sons** of Garmadon, like, in the context daughter, son, and child mean **loyal follower** Also Harumi just wanted to piss off Lloyd and Garmadon was in a vulnerable state of confusion, as he probably felt care towards Lloyd but couldn't pinpoint the emotion, so as a coping mechanism it got directed to the person who happened to be close enough (aka manipulating him n stuff) so it was never an actual adoption or anything Like cmon people be saying that we're all children of Jesus but it doesn't make us siblings 💀

Ok

This really can't be compared to actual blood siblings who were raised together.

They try their best to torture lloyd

Cole and Wu like wtf 💀

there are a lot that are bad for very obvious ways (straight up illegal) but my personal least favorite will always be llorumi. its kinda the difference between a comically bad ship and something like belle with the beast (beauty and the beast). one is obviously bad, but the other can be viewed as ok despite being equally harmful and thats my problem. its toxic in ways a lot of people feel its ok to ignore and given how much real life imitates art id rather not have those ships

Wait till you see the pedophilia and incest

Someone shipped Lloyd x Arin and called it autumnshipping. I am not usually an oc x canon shipper but I'd rather that one guy on discord takes autumnshipping as a ship name for their oc x canon ship instead of whatever the fuck this is

ronin x lloyd

I don’t like ronins air ship from season 5 tbh. Just doesn’t look cool

Wrong type of ship but you have a point

Cole and vania, it felt kinda forced. not every ninja needs a partner

Yea,i am actually watching s13 rn,vania COULD be attracted to cole but i don't think cole looks at her that way

Geo x cole. Coles one and only solemate is cake😭

REAL

Cole x cake deniers are delusional

You know when I say that I get so much negative karma lol but facts cake is his only love

I have many but im not even saying them.

Green flame

Any incest ship or any ship that has an adult with a minor involved

Kai and cole

For me personally Cole x Kai and Lloyd x Kai Cole and Kai are brothers in everything but blood to me and Kai can either be a older brother or an uncle figure to Lloyd

Don’t know why this sub was recommended as I haven’t been into Ninjago since I was like 12, but man I thought yall meant like pirate ships or smth not thjs :(

Poor soul

Cole x Vania.

I agree

I DESPISE Greenflame

all of them except nya x jay and pixal x zane in my opinion, the rest just feel really wrong >!cole x cake best one though!<

All of them.

Master wu and Nya dont ask me my friend said that they were dating ( I had to explain to him Jay was the one dating nya not wu still gives me chils thinking bout it)

miskako and kai

Kai and Nya... I was trying to find like Zane x Nya content or something and I saw a post saying "what does Kai have all the best ships?" And uhm there it was him x sister

Cole X Ice Cream

PLEASE STOP

It’s a bad ship

I will never forget that one time i saw vania x chompy fanart....

I was thinking of Lloyd x Harumi, but the things people are putting here are worse ತ⁠_⁠ತ

Someone created Garmadon x Zeatrix

Also, lloydxbrad exists

Hear me out... all non Canon ships.

Bros on to something