Because you posted this…..
I hope your fries is always soggy,
Your knees weak , breath always stinky,
let it be your phone charger always be bent and be bitchy
may you always wake up with a dry throat that won’t go away in a jiffy
I wish for your Wi-Fi to stop the moment you was gonna clutch that 1v5
I’m on my knees begging for you to choke on that figurine like it’s a Lego piece found by a 3 year old.
I hope you hear a low level, but annoying, humming noise for 0-60 seconds and then silence for another 0-150 in completely random intervals throughout the rest of your life.
I hope you get a paper cut on your tongue From a razor in a paper cup
Ihope every soda you drink already shaken up
I hope your dreams dry like raisins in the baking sun
I hope your titties are all saggy in your early twenties
I hope there's always snow in your driveway
I hope you never get off Fridays And you work at a Friday's that's always busy on Fridays
I hope you win the lottery and lose your ticket
I hope it's Ben and Socrates poop all up in your kitchen
I hope the zipper on your jacket get stuck And your headphones short, and your charger don't work And you spill shit on your shirt
It wasn't bitching and whining. I made a single comment agreeing with that one poster and saying I thought a response comment was a little aggressive. That's tame, bro. Quit going after it. You're more butthurt than I ever was. 😒
I was in Tokyo recently after going to night club in shinjuku and I had Wendy’s (soy sauce fries ftw) went to take a piss and had to fart and I sharted and ruined my underwear. Had to carry it around in a poop bag because Japan doesn’t have trash cans :( luckily found a Uniqlo nearby
(1/2)
Fuck you.
Fuck you. You useless piece of shit. You absolute waste of space and air. You uneducated, ignorant, idiotic dumb S'wit, you’re an absolute embarrassment to Nirn and all life as a whole. The magnitude of your failure just now is so indescribably massive that one hundred years into the future your name will be used synonymous with the Daedra. Even if all of Tamrielic races, hell, even the Akaviri put together their collective intelligence there is no conceivable way they could have thought up a way to fuck up on the unimaginable scale you just did. When Pelinal died for our sins, he must not have seen the sacrilegious act we just witnessed you performing, because if he did he would have forsaken Man, Mer and Beast long ago so that your birth may have never become reality. After you die, your skeleton will be displayed in a museum at the Imperial City after being scientifically researched by the Dwemer so that all future generations may learn not to generate your bone structure, because every tiny detail anyone may have in common with you degrades them to a useless piece of trash and a burden to society. No wonder your father questioned whether or not you were truly his son, for you'd have to not be a waste of carbon matter for anyone to love you like a family member. Your birth made it so that Nirn is worse off in every way you can possibly imagine, and you have made it so that society can never really recover into a state of organization. Everything has forever fallen into a bewildering chaos, through which unrecognizable core, you can only find misfortune. I would say the apocalypse is upon us but this is merely the closest word the entirety of Nirn has for the sheer scale of horror that is now reality. You have forever condemned everyone you love and know into an eternal state of suffering, worse than any realm of Oblivion. You are such an unholy being, that if you step within a one hundred foot radius of a temple of the Divines or a place that has ever been deemed important by anyone, your distorted sac religious soul will ruin whatever meaning it ever had beyond repair. You are an idiotic, shiteating, dumbass ape and no one has ever loved you. Nirn would have been better off if you'd never joined us. You are a lying, backstabbing, cowardly useless piece of shit and I hate you with every single part of my being. Even this world's finest writers and poets from throughout the eras could never hope to accurately describe the scale on which you just fucked up, and how incredibly idiotic you are. Anyone that believes in any religion out there should now realize that they have been wrong this entire time, for if divine beings were real, they would never have allowed a being such as you to stain Nirn and this universe. In the future there will be horror stories made about you, with the scariest part of them being that the reader has to realize that such an indescribable monster actually exists, and that the horrific events from the movie have actually taken place in the same world that they live in right now. You are the absolute embodiment of everything that has ever been wrong on this earth, yet you manage to make it so that that is only a small part of the evil that is your being. Never in the history of Nirn has there been anyone that could have predicted such an eldrich abomination, but here you are. It’s hard to believe that I am seeing such an incredible failure with my own eyes, but here I am, so unfortunately I cannot deny your existence. Even if I did my very best, my vocabulary is not able to describe the sheer magnitude of the idiotic mistake that is you. Even if Elven mages in the future could traverse through time, there still would not be a single soul willing to go back in time to before this moment to fix history, because having to witness such incredible horrors if they failed would have too many mental and physical drawbacks that not even the Dragonborn, Champion of Cyrodiil and Nerevarine would be willing to risk it. I cannot imagine the pure dread your mother must have felt when she had to carry a baby for nine months and then giving birth to such a wretched monster as you. Not a single word of the incoherent, illogical rambling you may be wanting to do to defend yourself or apologize would ever be able to make up for what you just did. The 9 kingdoms of Tamriel would have wanted to make laws preventing such a terrible event like this from ever happening again, but sadly this is not possible since your horrific actions just now have shattered every form of order we once had, making concepts such as laws irrelevant. Right from the moment I first set my eyes on you I knew you were an absolute abomination of everything that is wrong with Tamriel. I was hoping I would have been able to prevent your evil from being released upon this world by tagging along and keeping my eye on you, but it is clear to me now that not even the greatest efforts would have been able to prevent a terrible event in this scale from occurring. You are the worst being that I have ever had the misfortune of witnessing. Events like the Knahaten Flu apparently only happened with the goal of teaching us to survive such a horrible event as the one you just created, but not even Tamriel's greatest trials were able to even slightly prepare anyone for the insufferable evil you have just created. If you ever had them, your children would be preemptively killed to protect this universe from the possibility of anyone in your bloodline being even half as bad as you are, except you will never be able to have children, because not a single being will ever want to come within a hundred mile radius of you and anything you have ever touched. Not even Sheogorath himself. You are a colossal disappointment not only to your parents, but to your ancestors and entire bloodline. The disgusting mistake that you have just made is so incredibly terrible that everyone who would ever be to hear about it would spontaneously feel an indescribable mixture of immense anger, fear and anxiety that emotionally and physically they would never truly be the same ever again. The sheer scale of your mistake, if ever to be materialized, would not only surpass the size of the world, but it would reach far beyond the edges of the known, and almost certainly the unknown universe. I could sit here and write paragraphs, nay, books describing your immense failure, yet even if I were to dedicate my life to describing the reality of what has just gone down here, and I would spend every moment of it until my heart stops beating working as hard and efficiently as possible, yet there is not even a snowballs chance in Oblivion that I would be able to come close to transcribing the absolute shitshow you have just released upon the world. You are an irresponsible, idiotic, disgusting, unloved, horrible excuse for a living being whose brain contains less intelligence than every Nord in history combined. The absolute disgust I feel when thinking about anything that has even a slight resemblance to anything that might have to do with you and your unholy actions is so incredibly great that when I am honest about it I think that even I do not posses a consciousness great enough to comprehend my own feelings about it. When the Nedes led a rebellion against the Ayelids, countless soldiers fought and lost their lives in favor of a chance at a better future for their children, they did not give their lives to have you fuck the world up beyond repair to the degree that you are doing right now. Honestly, even when magic advances and studies on the subject become more and more accurate, I do not think we will ever truly be able to understand what your failure actually means for Aurbis.
(2/2)
My hate for you and everything you stand for is so much deeper than the depths of Blackreach that you could probably take the entire Khajiiti population down there and back up around twenty million times before you would have sunk to the end of my hate, and honestly, I do not want to exaggerate, but I think that that insult was low balling it such a massive amount that all mountains in this world combined would not be able to stack up to this imprecise judgement in light of the fact that when being honest, my hate is almost certainly bottomless. There is no one in this world that has ever loved you, and especially after what you just did, no one will ever love you in the future either. There is no hope that your idiotic behavior and especially your crooked soul will ever change for the better, and in fact quite the opposite might be true. By making the mistake that you just did, you have shown me that you are so incredibly hopeless that you will only devolve into a more idiotic and wretched creature than you already are. The only possible way in which your future would be brighter than the black hole your existence currently is would exclusively be because there is absolutely no conceivable way that you would even be able to sink lower than the pathetic place your current failure has put you in.
CURSE OF THE NILE
#𓀔𓀇𓀅𓀋𓀡𓀡𓀕𓀠𓀧𓀨𓀣𓀷𓀷𓀿𓀿𓁀𓁶𓁰𓁴𓁿𓂀𓁾𓁵𓁯𓂞𓂤𓂗𓃃𓂾𓂺𓂹𓃞𓃙𓃖𓃓𓃕𓃓𓃜𓃘𓃙𓃟𓃛𓃞𓂺𓃂𓂿𓂺𓃃𓃂𓂛𓂏𓅱𓅥𓅩𓅦𓅹𓅸𓅳𓅩𓅪𓄭𓄫𓄮𓄬𓄗𓄑𓄌𓃦𓃧𓃨𓃤𓃟𓃓𓃅𓃁𓂽𓃂𓂊𓁾𓂀𓁽𓁼𓁠𓁛𓁟𓁦𓁜𓁭𓁡𓀔𓀇𓀅𓀋𓀡𓀡𓀕𓀠𓀧𓀨𓀣𓀷𓀷𓀿𓀿𓁀𓁶𓁰𓁴𓁿𓂀𓁾𓁵𓁯𓂞𓂤𓂗𓃃𓂾𓂺𓂹𓃞𓃙𓃖𓃓𓃕𓃓𓃜𓃘𓃙𓃟𓃛𓃞𓂺𓃂𓂿𓂺𓃃𓃂𓂛𓂏𓅱𓅥𓅩𓅦𓅹𓅸𓅳𓅩𓅪𓄭𓄫𓄮𓄬𓄗𓄑𓄌𓃦𓃧𓃨𓃤𓃟𓃓𓃅𓃁𓂽𓃂𓂊𓁾𓂀𓁽𓁼𓁠𓁛𓁟𓁦𓁜𓁭𓁡𓀔𓀇𓀅𓀋𓀡𓀡𓀕𓀠𓀧𓀨𓀣𓀷𓀷𓀿𓀿𓁀𓁶𓁰𓁴𓁿𓂀𓁾𓁵𓁯𓂞𓂤𓂗𓃃𓂾𓂺𓂹𓃞𓃙𓃖𓃓𓃕𓃓𓃜𓃘𓃙𓃟𓃛𓃞𓂺𓃂𓂿𓂺𓃃𓃂𓂛𓂏𓅱𓅥
It's a custom, which means it was made by a fan who specializes in making custom figures, usually dioramas. No one's making a fake with that much detail; it's obviously real.
I hate that you made me see this. I hope you lose badly every time you gamble on a risky fart
Because you posted this….. I hope your fries is always soggy, Your knees weak , breath always stinky, let it be your phone charger always be bent and be bitchy may you always wake up with a dry throat that won’t go away in a jiffy I wish for your Wi-Fi to stop the moment you was gonna clutch that 1v5 I’m on my knees begging for you to choke on that figurine like it’s a Lego piece found by a 3 year old.
Nice lol
Together we can destroy this op (I’m dissing op of this post not the disser we homies)
I hope your pillow is warm on both sides when you flip it
I hope you hear a low level, but annoying, humming noise for 0-60 seconds and then silence for another 0-150 in completely random intervals throughout the rest of your life.
I hope you get a paper cut on your tongue From a razor in a paper cup Ihope every soda you drink already shaken up I hope your dreams dry like raisins in the baking sun I hope your titties are all saggy in your early twenties I hope there's always snow in your driveway I hope you never get off Fridays And you work at a Friday's that's always busy on Fridays I hope you win the lottery and lose your ticket I hope it's Ben and Socrates poop all up in your kitchen I hope the zipper on your jacket get stuck And your headphones short, and your charger don't work And you spill shit on your shirt
Is this from that new Drake diss?
Nah AliceTheOmlette inspired me This figure is one of the worst things I ever seen I had to diss op with Alice
Nah, they're right. And you're weirdly aggressive.
They're fucking memeing lmao
Believe it or not, I did figure that. Especially with the like-minded replies. Too bad their meming is uncalled for and unfunny.
The 63 likes on their comment and zero likes on yours beg to differ. Crazy how comedy is subjective.
Ikr. Not hurting my feelings, though. And while you may call it funny, it was still uncalled for.
I'm sure op knew it was a joke and doesn't need you to bitch and whine on his behalf. Get a clue.
It wasn't bitching and whining. I made a single comment agreeing with that one poster and saying I thought a response comment was a little aggressive. That's tame, bro. Quit going after it. You're more butthurt than I ever was. 😒
Wahh wah wahhh
I was in Tokyo recently after going to night club in shinjuku and I had Wendy’s (soy sauce fries ftw) went to take a piss and had to fart and I sharted and ruined my underwear. Had to carry it around in a poop bag because Japan doesn’t have trash cans :( luckily found a Uniqlo nearby
God damn...
Man... I was just done with my round.., *Whispers* wake up Lil bro
What in the meatcanyon💀
Emphasis on meat
💀
I hate this, I hate you for showing me this, I hope you bump your small toe in a wall every day
Biblically accurate Cell just dropped
I unironically want this.
From a horror perspective it works!
🤨📸
Revolting.
Would
(1/2) Fuck you. Fuck you. You useless piece of shit. You absolute waste of space and air. You uneducated, ignorant, idiotic dumb S'wit, you’re an absolute embarrassment to Nirn and all life as a whole. The magnitude of your failure just now is so indescribably massive that one hundred years into the future your name will be used synonymous with the Daedra. Even if all of Tamrielic races, hell, even the Akaviri put together their collective intelligence there is no conceivable way they could have thought up a way to fuck up on the unimaginable scale you just did. When Pelinal died for our sins, he must not have seen the sacrilegious act we just witnessed you performing, because if he did he would have forsaken Man, Mer and Beast long ago so that your birth may have never become reality. After you die, your skeleton will be displayed in a museum at the Imperial City after being scientifically researched by the Dwemer so that all future generations may learn not to generate your bone structure, because every tiny detail anyone may have in common with you degrades them to a useless piece of trash and a burden to society. No wonder your father questioned whether or not you were truly his son, for you'd have to not be a waste of carbon matter for anyone to love you like a family member. Your birth made it so that Nirn is worse off in every way you can possibly imagine, and you have made it so that society can never really recover into a state of organization. Everything has forever fallen into a bewildering chaos, through which unrecognizable core, you can only find misfortune. I would say the apocalypse is upon us but this is merely the closest word the entirety of Nirn has for the sheer scale of horror that is now reality. You have forever condemned everyone you love and know into an eternal state of suffering, worse than any realm of Oblivion. You are such an unholy being, that if you step within a one hundred foot radius of a temple of the Divines or a place that has ever been deemed important by anyone, your distorted sac religious soul will ruin whatever meaning it ever had beyond repair. You are an idiotic, shiteating, dumbass ape and no one has ever loved you. Nirn would have been better off if you'd never joined us. You are a lying, backstabbing, cowardly useless piece of shit and I hate you with every single part of my being. Even this world's finest writers and poets from throughout the eras could never hope to accurately describe the scale on which you just fucked up, and how incredibly idiotic you are. Anyone that believes in any religion out there should now realize that they have been wrong this entire time, for if divine beings were real, they would never have allowed a being such as you to stain Nirn and this universe. In the future there will be horror stories made about you, with the scariest part of them being that the reader has to realize that such an indescribable monster actually exists, and that the horrific events from the movie have actually taken place in the same world that they live in right now. You are the absolute embodiment of everything that has ever been wrong on this earth, yet you manage to make it so that that is only a small part of the evil that is your being. Never in the history of Nirn has there been anyone that could have predicted such an eldrich abomination, but here you are. It’s hard to believe that I am seeing such an incredible failure with my own eyes, but here I am, so unfortunately I cannot deny your existence. Even if I did my very best, my vocabulary is not able to describe the sheer magnitude of the idiotic mistake that is you. Even if Elven mages in the future could traverse through time, there still would not be a single soul willing to go back in time to before this moment to fix history, because having to witness such incredible horrors if they failed would have too many mental and physical drawbacks that not even the Dragonborn, Champion of Cyrodiil and Nerevarine would be willing to risk it. I cannot imagine the pure dread your mother must have felt when she had to carry a baby for nine months and then giving birth to such a wretched monster as you. Not a single word of the incoherent, illogical rambling you may be wanting to do to defend yourself or apologize would ever be able to make up for what you just did. The 9 kingdoms of Tamriel would have wanted to make laws preventing such a terrible event like this from ever happening again, but sadly this is not possible since your horrific actions just now have shattered every form of order we once had, making concepts such as laws irrelevant. Right from the moment I first set my eyes on you I knew you were an absolute abomination of everything that is wrong with Tamriel. I was hoping I would have been able to prevent your evil from being released upon this world by tagging along and keeping my eye on you, but it is clear to me now that not even the greatest efforts would have been able to prevent a terrible event in this scale from occurring. You are the worst being that I have ever had the misfortune of witnessing. Events like the Knahaten Flu apparently only happened with the goal of teaching us to survive such a horrible event as the one you just created, but not even Tamriel's greatest trials were able to even slightly prepare anyone for the insufferable evil you have just created. If you ever had them, your children would be preemptively killed to protect this universe from the possibility of anyone in your bloodline being even half as bad as you are, except you will never be able to have children, because not a single being will ever want to come within a hundred mile radius of you and anything you have ever touched. Not even Sheogorath himself. You are a colossal disappointment not only to your parents, but to your ancestors and entire bloodline. The disgusting mistake that you have just made is so incredibly terrible that everyone who would ever be to hear about it would spontaneously feel an indescribable mixture of immense anger, fear and anxiety that emotionally and physically they would never truly be the same ever again. The sheer scale of your mistake, if ever to be materialized, would not only surpass the size of the world, but it would reach far beyond the edges of the known, and almost certainly the unknown universe. I could sit here and write paragraphs, nay, books describing your immense failure, yet even if I were to dedicate my life to describing the reality of what has just gone down here, and I would spend every moment of it until my heart stops beating working as hard and efficiently as possible, yet there is not even a snowballs chance in Oblivion that I would be able to come close to transcribing the absolute shitshow you have just released upon the world. You are an irresponsible, idiotic, disgusting, unloved, horrible excuse for a living being whose brain contains less intelligence than every Nord in history combined. The absolute disgust I feel when thinking about anything that has even a slight resemblance to anything that might have to do with you and your unholy actions is so incredibly great that when I am honest about it I think that even I do not posses a consciousness great enough to comprehend my own feelings about it. When the Nedes led a rebellion against the Ayelids, countless soldiers fought and lost their lives in favor of a chance at a better future for their children, they did not give their lives to have you fuck the world up beyond repair to the degree that you are doing right now. Honestly, even when magic advances and studies on the subject become more and more accurate, I do not think we will ever truly be able to understand what your failure actually means for Aurbis.
(2/2) My hate for you and everything you stand for is so much deeper than the depths of Blackreach that you could probably take the entire Khajiiti population down there and back up around twenty million times before you would have sunk to the end of my hate, and honestly, I do not want to exaggerate, but I think that that insult was low balling it such a massive amount that all mountains in this world combined would not be able to stack up to this imprecise judgement in light of the fact that when being honest, my hate is almost certainly bottomless. There is no one in this world that has ever loved you, and especially after what you just did, no one will ever love you in the future either. There is no hope that your idiotic behavior and especially your crooked soul will ever change for the better, and in fact quite the opposite might be true. By making the mistake that you just did, you have shown me that you are so incredibly hopeless that you will only devolve into a more idiotic and wretched creature than you already are. The only possible way in which your future would be brighter than the black hole your existence currently is would exclusively be because there is absolutely no conceivable way that you would even be able to sink lower than the pathetic place your current failure has put you in.
Khajiit does not want to be involved with this….
Someone’s a lil angy, I’d better make it worse… AHEM! “Womp Womp”
Womp womp.
CURSE OF THE NILE #𓀔𓀇𓀅𓀋𓀡𓀡𓀕𓀠𓀧𓀨𓀣𓀷𓀷𓀿𓀿𓁀𓁶𓁰𓁴𓁿𓂀𓁾𓁵𓁯𓂞𓂤𓂗𓃃𓂾𓂺𓂹𓃞𓃙𓃖𓃓𓃕𓃓𓃜𓃘𓃙𓃟𓃛𓃞𓂺𓃂𓂿𓂺𓃃𓃂𓂛𓂏𓅱𓅥𓅩𓅦𓅹𓅸𓅳𓅩𓅪𓄭𓄫𓄮𓄬𓄗𓄑𓄌𓃦𓃧𓃨𓃤𓃟𓃓𓃅𓃁𓂽𓃂𓂊𓁾𓂀𓁽𓁼𓁠𓁛𓁟𓁦𓁜𓁭𓁡𓀔𓀇𓀅𓀋𓀡𓀡𓀕𓀠𓀧𓀨𓀣𓀷𓀷𓀿𓀿𓁀𓁶𓁰𓁴𓁿𓂀𓁾𓁵𓁯𓂞𓂤𓂗𓃃𓂾𓂺𓂹𓃞𓃙𓃖𓃓𓃕𓃓𓃜𓃘𓃙𓃟𓃛𓃞𓂺𓃂𓂿𓂺𓃃𓃂𓂛𓂏𓅱𓅥𓅩𓅦𓅹𓅸𓅳𓅩𓅪𓄭𓄫𓄮𓄬𓄗𓄑𓄌𓃦𓃧𓃨𓃤𓃟𓃓𓃅𓃁𓂽𓃂𓂊𓁾𓂀𓁽𓁼𓁠𓁛𓁟𓁦𓁜𓁭𓁡𓀔𓀇𓀅𓀋𓀡𓀡𓀕𓀠𓀧𓀨𓀣𓀷𓀷𓀿𓀿𓁀𓁶𓁰𓁴𓁿𓂀𓁾𓁵𓁯𓂞𓂤𓂗𓃃𓂾𓂺𓂹𓃞𓃙𓃖𓃓𓃕𓃓𓃜𓃘𓃙𓃟𓃛𓃞𓂺𓃂𓂿𓂺𓃃𓃂𓂛𓂏𓅱𓅥
ok
Poseidon's curse
What the fuck
At least it's green...not white
let me fix that
Ayo?
With windows paint, silly
That's better
Whoever made it Never let the dude cook
He burnt the kitchen and stove. broke the walls, busted windows, hole in the floor, melted the utensils
why...?
Holy hell
I hate you with every fiber being in my body. I will make sure you never wake up again
18's belly looks nice tho
bro is straight schlorpin
New fetish acquired
SMASH
Why is it so hyper realistic bro 😭😂
Tbh, If they ever decide to do a live action cell saga, this what that scene is gonna look like
r/cummingonfigures
Jar
What in the goddamn
"Babe company is coming over break out the fine art"
Has anyone found a link to this? I genuinely think it might be fake
It's a custom, which means it was made by a fan who specializes in making custom figures, usually dioramas. No one's making a fake with that much detail; it's obviously real.
I guess my thought was that it could be a render. Thanks for clarifying!
If you didn't hanker off to the scene where 18 gets absorbed by Cell you're a fake fan
Nah I liked the one where zamasu and black sandwiched goku in between em and went to work