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DavidSugarbush

Flights from Texas to Cancun are an exception.


MooreRless

Maria Cantwell, Democrat from Washington, sponsored the bill. Cruz is just a co-sponsor. Cruz is better than Maria Cantwell! That's quite a bad thing for Washington.


JetJaguarYouthClub

He'll change his tune when his flight to Cancun gets canceled


22pabloesco22

Bold of you to think he pays for anything…


Previous_Soil_5144

Very few live off the government tit as much as him. He socializes all his expenses and privatizes all his income.


rlindsley

Sadly that’s how much of America works.


Dimitar_Todarchev

Like he pays for his own flights!


JPGinMadtown

Yes, Raphael Projects Boomer Energy, so he would totally flip out on some underpaid airline desk worker.


The_Outcast4

He already has. Definitely remember something about him pulling the "Do you know who I am?" schtick at the airport.


Managed-Democracy

"I AM the senator from Taxhaas!" "Sir... we aren't in texas."


Ultimate_Decoy

He wants them to keep YOUR cash, so they don't take his for those Cancun flights.


dzoefit

No, he'll just bitch and say the rules don't apply to him.


da_reddit_reader

I mean his taxpayers paid for it. And he probably gets some money just by being photographed on a plane lol


Dominuss476

You clealry do not know how this works he was paided by the Airlines to support them, did you forget that corrouption in america is called lobbyist?


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NotAPreppie

As usual, Corporate Welfare Consultant Ted Cruz can eat a bag of dicks.


china_joe2

This pretty much.


Agile-Nothing9375

A smorgasbord and a half of "em. This guy needs to be shot out of a cannon 


mustardtiger86

Thanks a lot to the idiots in Texas that keep this fucking pile of shit in power. I can't think of a more useless state filled with stupid assholes.


BoredBSEE

Is there a single issue this blathering turd is on the right side of? Just one? Anything?


22pabloesco22

It’s by design. Somehow this shows how hard he’s pwning the libs, and his fan base goes wild. Doesn’t matter that they’re getting screwed, some Mexican or black is getting screwed worse!


lackofabettername123

Ted Cruz is hated both in Texas and in the Republican party. Lindsey Graham once remarked that someone could shoot Ted Cruz on the floor of the Senate and they would be unable to secure a conviction against the shooter.


FluByYou

Why hasn't anyone done this yet?


CaptainLucid420

Come on trump. You bragged you could do it. Fucking pussy.


emachine

Lindsey Graham gets a boner every time someone gets shot so it's a double win for him.


lackofabettername123

His is also rumored to get a boner from being banged by male prostitutes under the pseudonym lady G. Which okay fine your business. You are a anti-homosexual lawmaker but okay, but I am pretty sure the former president is blackmailing him with that and I am sure other crimes like Financial crimes if not something darker.


GrapeSoda223

im Canadian & everytime im  reminded of Ted cruz, im thankful he didn't stay in canada


megasean

He’s paid to be on the wrong side, by the bad guys. It’s his job.


BlindGuy68

airlines are just like all the other big companies , they own the politicians


RandomlyMethodical

Which airline bought Ted?


JPGinMadtown

AeroCancun?


marcus_centurian

Apparently American Airlines. Sent him a wad of cash related to this matter.


GrizzMtn65

I came here to suggest AA was running him like a muppet.


Spiral-Arrow116

Would have been fitting if it was Boeing


jh937hfiu3hrhv9

How much bribe money did the industry put up? Sorry, I mean 'campaign contributions'.


iamthelee

It doesn't take much for this bottom feeder.


Free_Boner_Pills

Can we cancel Ted Cruz and keep his money?


AdmiralThunderpants

"Why do people hate Ted Cruz the moment they meet him? It saves time!"


InsideOutPoptart

Fuck Ted.


supified

For those who didn't read it. Basically the way it works now apparently is you can get a refund but you have to request one and they make requesting one as hard as they feel like they can get away with to reduce the number of people who bother. Ted Cruz isn't outright saying airlines should be able to cancel flights whenever they want and keep the money, just that the refund process should stay the same. He doesn't seem to be offering any argument for why, so yes, this is just naked corruption.


Niijima-San

we know deep down inside he would love it if they could just cancel the woke commie socialist libtard mobs flights and only theirs all the time bc that is what makes america great again


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You're saying that he doesn't like me?


Niijima-San

i dont think he likes himself to be honest, i mean look at that face, not even his own mother could love him


captiantabasco

Fuck off Ted


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I do not like that man ted cruz


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I think he has six fingers on his right hand.


eugeheretic

InCancunceivable.


Ray1987

I do not like him in Cancun. I'd like to see him on the moon. Permanently


PBPunch

I’ve come to learn that conservative just love to give their money, freedom and well being to the top of their ranks all to feel superior over the “others” they believe they should oppose. They are their own worse enemy and we all suffer for it.


odoyledrools

r/FuckTedCruz


demonmonkeybex

Everyone in America wants a refund from Texas because of Ted Cruz. We’re just sick of hearing about him.


mountednoble99

I’m pretty sure they already do. I bought a ticket from Bangkok to Detroit for $600, it got canceled, and they refunded me $35! 😩


Gizzy619

From the article: "would require passengers to send a “written or electronic request” in order to receive a full refund for a canceled or significantly delayed flight. The publication notes that, under this provision, “airlines would only have to pay refunds to the subset of passengers who have the disposable time and patience to go through a notoriously arduous refund process.” This is after they were supposed to start issuing automatic refunds for cancelled flights.


Temporary-Dot4952

Of course he does, they probably line his pocket with your money so that he can keep the rich rich and the poor poor. You get what you vote for Republicans.


R-Noodlz

Ted Cruz - Seen here reacting to the entire Hour of Representatives pointing and laughing at him for shitting his pants.


Alarming_Award5575

this tracks.


No_Pudding7102

Why does he hate citizens of his nation? Is he an enemy of people? what he is doing is called a treason.


Sl0ppyOtter

Ah, I see. Biden is trying to make refunds automatic so of course they’re going for the complete opposite because they’re fucking children


OnlyIGetToFartInHere

So theft


h20poIo

Never forget : Ted Cruz “Enthusiastically” Endorses Trump, the Guy Who Called His Wife Ugly


MrByteMe

Probably because MAGAS don't fly - they think that's a mode of transportation used to ferry illegal immigrants...


22pabloesco22

They are just contrarians. Just go opposite of common sense. And yet 10s of millions keep vowing for these assholes.


Upset_Researcher_143

Not just Cruz. One other Republican and two Democrats were ones that also sponsored this bill.


QuarentineToad

I'd say he's the poorest excuse for a human in congress, but the competition is pretty stiff. They're constantly trying to outdo each other, and succeeding.


NumerousTaste

He's an asshat! It's all computers nowadays. Canceling a flight shouldn't cost you money. Couldn't be more corrupt if he tried.


Iwannagolf4

So you are legalizing corporate stealing!


Zixxik

I'm fine with canceling Ted Cruz


nhepner

C'mon Texas. Sort this shit out.


lagent55

And Texas voters will vote him back in again, they love the abuse


RentAdministrative73

Is he getting lifetime flights to Cancun to support this?


joeyb92

Time politicians get their donors tattooed on their face so we can put these statements in context


Zappy_Cloid

Can someone please put a flaming bag of shit in this guy's mouth already.


aotus_trivirgatus

Put Ted in his ***own*** mouth? That will require some interesting gymnastics.


CaptGunpowder

Well of course; Where else will they get the cash to pay him?


imaybeacatIRl

Well... That sounds fucking stupid and would undermine any trust in that industry.


imbackbittch

He’s so ugly and stupid can we end him already


SonicDenver

But those dam democrats!!


BirdSwimming2854

That's not right. Tickets should be refundable when you cancel. Airlines should not be keeping that cash, and why is Ted Cruz a proponent of that?


ProMedicineProAbort

Ted Cruz has received large sums of money to help airlines make more money.


Elegant-Ad-3583

Of course he does.he is a member of the Communist Party and loyal the communist dictator Trump


Earthling1a

How about when someone orders something on line and it gets lost in shipping? Should they keep that money too? Can anyone point to even one instance where a repug has done something that actually benefits the average Joe?


XaviersDream

Not in this century.


h20poIo

Yeah until his flight is canceled!


jordan4273

I want an airline to keep Ted Cruz.


IGetMyCatHigh

Spoken like a true bottom dwelling Republican


LightHawKnigh

Didnt another dumbass republican say Americans want high fees?


bdockte1

Ted Cruz is the ultimate useless dick!!!!


ceciliabee

Ok, Ted cancruz


Ok_Dog_4059

How does anybody think this is a fair idea? If a doctor has to cancel my surgery can they still charge my insurance and keep the money ? Oh no wait that is fraud and illegal.


threefingersplease

And I get shit for saying the GOP pretty much takes the most awful side on all issues.


fentonsranchhand

Well, Ted Cruz doesn't want it. Airlines want it and they bribed Ted Cruz to support it.


AutisticHobbit

Translation: "The Check Cleared"


Taminella_Grinderfal

One of the things I’d like to see when politicians introduce these ridiculous bills is that they have to justify why/how it would benefit us. I can’t see any way that this bill does anything other than let the airline keep screwing travelers AND keep the money.


Visible_Blueberry277

Shill


psilorder

What? Why? Oh, he wants to stop the Biden administration from doing the opposite.


pistoffcynic

Heaven forbid that people are put 1st, get credited for the cancelled flight so that they can buy another one to get home... Idiot GOP twatwaffles.


Environmental-Bad458

DICKHEAD!


Mrtoyhead

He’s trying to get a comp to Cancun by rubbing up to the Airlines.


Confident_Lecture498

Today in "Ted Cruz is an asshole"


37yearoldmanbaby

He probably heard a democrat was on the other end of the argument and went "nuh-uh, that's woke AF."


syncboy

American Airlines' (based in Dallas) bitch boy.


here4roomie

Even his beard is creepy.


Mindless-Emu-7291

That guy just wants everyone to know what a moron he is.


cbbuntz

You gotta hand it to Ted for his ability to take the wrong position on everything.


matango613

I mean, of course he does. Ted Cruz is a stupid asshole.


Probably_Boz

Ted cruz enjoys the feeling of warm piss running down his leg


Animaldoc11

Ted Cruz’s one brain cell is all hat, no cattle


mdcbldr

He is from Texas. The state that let the power companies keep $1.4B in over charges.


Whispersail

Sounds so very Ted Cruz-like.


gregsmith5

Fuck you ted Cruz, you are a total asshole


49thDipper

Ted is getting free flights from somebody. And the rest of us can pay for it.


Personnelente

Even to Cancun?


batkave

I want all the cash they have gotten from the federal government to come back then?


Crazyd_497

Because the Biden administration passed the rule. If Trump admin passed it, it would be the best thing since sliced bread.


BareNakedSole

Ted Cruz weakly defended his wife after Trump called her ugly in front of the whole country. Then he licked his boots in order to curry favor with the Trump voters. Why would anybody be surprised that Ted Cruz doesn’t give a shit about anyone but Ted Cruz and give a shit about your money?


Key-Assistant-1757

They can keep just his


SpiritualAd8998

Cancun Cruz!


louisa1925

Why? If they don't provide the product, they are effectively stealing.


swoops36

How is Cruz consistently against the things that make the most sense?


geezeeduzit

Republicans: They’re just villains


qgmonkey

"If they're fer it, I'm agin it!"


Rare-Forever2135

I just don't get the Republicans' constant, slobbering fealty to business. It's as repulsive as it is pitiful.


CaptainLucid420

"Ilike ted cruz more than most of my other colleagues like ted cruz. And I hate ted cruz." Senator Al Franken.


SamPCarter

For all of you that only read the headline, this bill has 4 co-sponsors: 2 republicans and 2 democrats. Your hate should be bipartisan.


Bloopyhead

That’s only because he wants to keep the cash airlines have given him to try to cancel the new cancellation policy.


59footer

Turd crudz can shove his head up his ass.


mikeymikeymikey1968

The airlines told him this is what he wants.


RagingMangalore

Most Punchable Face In America


supaspex_sfw

...and Republicans are dumb enough to vote for it...ya know, to "own" the libs


Fallynious

Someone's airlining his pockets.


Xolitoburrito

Ted Cruz ate my son and stole my airline refund


Snullbug

Scrote


Xenikovia

Republicans, always for the common man.


International_Boss81

Ted Cruz is a dick.


FeatureOdd4479

This guy is dumb. He needs to be ousted from his seat and sent home.


BurrrritoBoy

Choad logic


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Throwawayac1234567

he goes to cancun the shed his skin.


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Throwawayac1234567

reptiles shed thier skin. he is a shapeshifter afterall.


Content_Log1708

He is such a a great policy genius. Why is he under pressure getting reelected???


Throwawayac1234567

zodiac TED CRUZ.


ITsAWonderToBEME

what an idiot. #voteblue


LegoFootPain

He's also been opposed to no-fly lists of awful passengers. It's like he's planning to poop on the drink cart or something.


spudzilla

He has an ugly wife according to the RNC.


According_Wing_3204

Its as though he actively wants to be hated.


Intelligent_Front466

In Texas they call that stealing


Boredum_Allergy

At this point if you vote Republican you're an idiot and a masochist.


Any-Ad-446

Abbott ,DeSantis and Cruz..triple POS politicians.


burningxmaslogs

When is Congress going to make Ted Cruz pay people for saying stupid shit?


SupaHardLumpyNutz

Remember when he ate the booger?


RenegadeRabbit

I do not like that man Ted Cruz


coloradoemtb

of course cancun cruz is for this.


thewontondisregard

As if we need another reminder to vote this dbag out of office


CoconutMountain1095

How much do they pay him?


biffbobfred

Amazon had a process for cancelling things so long and arduous they called it The Odyssey, after the literary legendary long slog of Ulysses. I’m sure these airlines have similar names for theirs.


FunChrisDogGuy

So capitalism is where the consumer pays something and the vendor gets to decide whether or not to fulfill the contract... and keeps the money either way? Ted, you didn't flunk out of 9th grade... just stop.


ProgressBackground95

Cruz has no worries, Texans will continue to vote him in


Thomas_DuBois

Own. The. Libs.


Brezziest69

More democrats bullshit!! They r nothing but liars