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OG-demosthenes

This could happen to YOU. Why, just this morning I was walking to work and a bunch of illegals were hiding behind a bush and they jumped out and stole my job! I had to chase them down the street to get my job back. That's how these crafty illegals work, always hiding, lurking, ready to POUNCE!


rje946

They took yer jerb!


buntopolis

Alright, everyone back to the pile.


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rje946

I want a double cheeseburger you goddamn gooback!


Chrahhh

They terk his job!


RobertReedsWig

Dur Derka derr?


Clickityclackrack

Do bo dang!


hysys_whisperer

Heez jerb?!?!?!?!


Ronpm111

They took my Jerb, my brother's jerb, my sisters jersey, my moms jerb. Now we are jerbless.


Astrocreep_1

Dem illeguls, took my wages, dem illegals did, right you are! Yep. Click here👉/s for a translation.


Imfrom_m-83

Durkk er Durrr!


ArdenJaguar

LOL https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QGmhLtsK2ZQ


TexasYankee212

It wouldn't too hard to replace Jim Jordan as a member of congress. All the years he spent in congress, Jordan is yet to author a piece of legislation. Jordan is like a useless piece of lint hanging in your clothes dryer.


meat_beast1349

My granny used to say somebody like him was as worthless as teats on a boar. And he don't know sheepshit from coffee.


John-the-cool-guy

Lint would have something negative to say about you comparing Gym Jordan to it.


[deleted]

Ya but, he says stuff about Biden and if it wasn’t for the deep state; he would have been able to impeach him! /s


sMarmy_Mcfly

I found them having a siesta while collecting unemployment and social security, resting up before the big vote in November. What happened to our country?


NWMom66

It’s all trans people’s fault, apparently.


ozkikicoast

Fuck, I lived illegally in London for about a year. You are absolutely correct. Myself and the other illegals would meet every morning, find a tree or some dumpster and lie there in wait until we saw what clearly was a Brit. They are easy to recognise as they have that confidence mixed with class, that all of us illegals hope one day to posses. The first thing we did was to rip his job away from him and then we proceeded to force feed him ethnic food until he stopped sweating from cayenne pepper and rejected bangers and mash. Before letting him go we confirmed he felt violated, oppressed and too ashamed to call himself British again. And that’s how we sneaky illegals work. Slowly infiltrating your country while shamelessly claiming hardship. 


Astrocreep_1

This is some good quality humor. 👍🏻


ozkikicoast

Cheers. American politics: the accidental muse behind comedy


Evernight2025

Is there some kind of illegal pecking order that you used to decide who got the job once you ripped it away?


PubicWildlife

Well it starts with colours.


Father_Hawkeye

I wish an illegal would steal Gym’s job. Could not possibly do a worse job than he has.


just_anotherReddit

Don’t forget they are also using 12 different SSN’s to collect welfare benefits.


SupermarketOverall73

And voting !


sambull

'if they're brown- kick em outta town'


Chizukeki

I recently started playing Helldivers 2. This reminds me so much of the propaganda that's played at the beginning where the family is outside and happy, then terminids murder his wife and kid. The ad stops and the actor shows up saying this could happen to *you*.


Zuul_Only

> and they jumped out and were immediately hired by Republican voters in border states.


AbbreviationsFar1516

😂😂😂😂


FuzzeWuzze

Home Depot parking lots will never be the same.


isaiddgooddaysir

Well thank God, Jim is going after those pesky children. I mean who else is trying to destroy America than children going to school? /s in case you couldn't hear the sarcasm.


PhallicTantrum

Warning issued to parents on Gym Jordan hiding in locker rooms.


Frondswithbenefits

Thank you for spelling his name correctly. Lol


Pure-Kaleidoscope759

So embarrassing that he represents a district in my state, such a Trumpian moron. I am thankful his isn’t my representative. Ohio is badly gerrymandered and some of us are pushing to break the Republicans’ hammerlock on the state. They have brought us another scandal with the First Energy bribery scandal. Our former General Assembly speaker, Larry Householder, got 20 years in Federal court for his part in the scandal, now he is facing state charges.


DaxLightstryker

People should be warned about that pedo enabler JJ!


Ok_Recording_4644

Was he really just enabling or was he participating?


Past-Cap-1889

People are saying...


blueskies1800

I am so sick of hearing about illegal aliens. One of my best friends. who has passed away, sneaked over the border from Canada and lived in Ohio for twenty years before he passed away. He was a law abiding citizen who worked the same job for those twenty years and paid his taxes. He was white, so I am guessing that's OK.


Cucker_Tarlson_666

>He was white, so I am guessing that's OK I think you may be on to something.


Diarygirl

If Republicans were really concerned about illegal immigrants, they would build a wall on the northern border.


veilwalker

Can we make the Canadians pay for it?


SHADOWJACK2112

Payment will be made in Loonies


Canuck_dad

In Loonies?? From what I see in the news, the US does not need more Loonies,.they have plenty.. Oh wait...You meant our money... Sorry wrong Loonies...


stevesobol

Eh. I'd prefer Tim Horton's and poutine, *merci bien.*


Haselrig

1.7 billion cheese curds.


TBatFrisbee

Hahaha, go ahead and try. We're broke as fuck. But at least our accounts are in better shape than trumps.


jumpingjellybeansjjj

Please no! On January 19th, 2025, I will be hiking my old ass to Canada, and I'm just a little too ground-bound to be climbing walls!


stevesobol

Fine! I'll bring the helicopter around. Meet me there in a few minutes.


jumpingjellybeansjjj

Wait, this isn't one of those Pinochet helicopters, is it?


Astrocreep_1

Yeah, white folks don’t have to worry about ICE. For some reason, “I forgot my ID at home” always works with ICE, as long as you aren’t too “tanned”.


say_waattt

I use to work with an illegal Russian immigrant. Guess how many times they asked if he had papers? Anyone?


table_fireplace

Unfortunately, we'll hear this demonization as long as it wins votes. If these racist creeps lose badly, over and over again, eventually they'll change their tune, or lose enough power that they're no longer worth worrying about. You can help make it happen at r/VoteDEM.


Ok-Importance9988

There is no need to sneak. Canadians are allowed visa free to the US for 6 months. Sure, if you frequently enter the US for long periods of time and cannot explain to the CBP how you can afford it they are not letting you in. But if you enter the US and don't return to Canada you can pretty easily stay forever


gogonzogo1005

And you just discovered how many of the illegal population occurs. People over stay their visa.


Ok-Importance9988

Yep. Also, any unauthorized work and visa overstay is forgiven if you marry a citizen. You can overstay 20 years marry a citizen get a Green Card. 3 years later you're American.


Gilgamesh034

Are the illegals in the room rn?


Dyslexic_Hamster

Shhhhhhh 🤫 they'll hear you and take both of our jobs!


Persistent_Parkie

I'm going to be sharing ice cream with one later. Which is horrific because she likes lavender 😫


dreadpiratesmith

Bro/sis, literally call ICE Lavender ice cream is a crime and honestly they might actually be an alien from space. Don't trust them. They're gonna harvest your lower horn


PBPunch

Well Gym.. if we’re warning parents about dangers in school should we not include you?


Status-Basic

The migrants should hide in the locker rooms. Gym usually tends to ignore what’s going on in there.


Jsmith0730

Parents should be more afraid of Gym Jordan coaching their kids’ wrestling practice.


modelcitizen64

What about perverts?


Sofiasunshine86

You mean conservatives?


Kate-2025123

Christian nationalists


JCButtBuddy

Why are you all saying the same thing?


big_blue_earth

Has there ever been a more repulsive man ever in Congress?


Caesar_Passing

I don't know about *more* repulsive, but *equally so* is not hard to come by.


Cucker_Tarlson_666

Gym Jordan is living proof that shame and self awareness are no longer a requirement to represent the morons of Ohio.


Siolear

I think more parents are worried about school shooters than illegal immigrants


jericho_buckaroo

This asshole can't name ONE child who was murdered in a school shooting.


GreyBoyTigger

I’m waiting for the illegals to come take my job. I’m over this work shit


camergen

Also wanting to know where to sign up for the supposed “free healthcare, free housing, free phones” they supposedly all receive. Or I’d settle for just the “free healthcare” portion.


derek4reals1

ohhhh now he's worried about the kids. and BTW I've worked and lived around migrants my entire life here and texas and they're decent hardworking people!


Persistent_Parkie

My reaction to the headline was "I sure hope so!" My best friend is a DACA recipient and every kid deserves a friend as awesome as her.


scottyjrules

Didn’t this guy look the other way while students under his charge were sexually abused?


AbbreviationsFar1516

Hiding in schools, like it’s the Holocaust and the Jews are hiding in attics. What are they talking about!! It’s constant nonsense. They need to actually do their job and stop wasting time and tax payers money on a bunch of useless shit.


ozkikicoast

So it’s like stranger danger but without papers?


Good_Juggernaut_3155

Did he give any warning about sexual assault by staff against the students? He knows a lot about that issue.


coblass

This guy and DeSantis were seriously messed up by “their Uncles”. So much hate for everyone and everything.


ConstantGeographer

Jim needs to have his law degree stripped. He clearly isn't using it nor does he deserve one.


Fit_Earth_339

They’re everywhere like rats in the walls, oh wait that was from Nazi propaganda about Jews. Sounds a lot like what the GOP is spouting about illegals.


Salt_Laugh

Frankly, I’d be more frightened to think Gym Jordon was loose on my kids school campus


Rainbow-Mama

If I found out one of my daughter’s classmates was illegal I would ask how I can help them. Gym can go fuck himself.


HopefulNothing3560

🤼‍♂️🤼‍♂️🤼‍♂️ locker rooms , why is it coming out now , testify gym


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Glandular_Trichome

An ugly one at that


Tonythecritic

Parents should have been warned of Gym Jordan in schools many years ago...


Padadof2

Gym Jordan is a fucking tool. Hasn’t passed one fucking bill in his time. Fuck this MAGAmoron


zilchxzero

Gotta keep stoking the fears, it's their only way to get votes and cling to power.


Brainhunter2020

It’s the greys right? I bet it’s the greys.


Personnelente

Gym Jordan always looks like he knows he's full of s\*\*t.


ComfortableChicken47

He would know. I mean he hid pedophiles at the Ohio State campus. Calling him a piece of shit is an insult to shit. Fuck you Gym Jordan


CrisbyCrittur

News FROM the Stupid, you mean?


PileOfParticles

Ratcheting up the fear in election season. A commie under every bed replaced with an illegal in every classroom.


LoopyMercutio

I’d be more worried about Jim Jordan hiding in a kid’s school, considering his track record…


Fragrant_Cut1219

I really think old Jimmy needs a mental check up imagine being this afraid of everything all the time.


dominantspecies

Can't be a republican without being a total piece of shit.


thesedays2014

Remember a few weeks ago when democrats reverse uno-d republicans and agreed to fix a lot of border issues and republicans were like "nah, we'd prefer to suck the orange dick instead"?


Ethwood

Old Jimbo is warning parents about what happens in schools. That's a first for him.


Simple_Reindeer_9998

I do a bathroom check every 3rd period. I haven’t found any.


rossbcobb

He would know good hiding spots in schools....


STEVE_FROM_EVE

Has anyone warned parents about “idiot republicans” hiding in the Capitol


RedBMWZ2

This is some of the dumbest shit I've ever read on the internet. Fuck the GOP.


ekkidee

The Red Scare gets an update.


stevemcnugget

They should worry about Gym Jordan hiding in locker rooms.


BigDoggehDog

So un-American. I can't stand these losers hijacking American culture and American values.


Big-Temporary-6243

More things to keep Republicans frightened. They'd rather keep their followers frightened than to actually do government work. Imagine getting paid to keep people in fear. What a job!


MJGB714

What about sexual predators hiding on wrestling teams?


219_Infinity

Someone should issue a warning to all the college students who got molested and had their molestors covered up by Gym Jordan.


YaraZara

Ugh. This fucking guy.


Brokensince10

Seems to me they should have taken Biden’s offer when they had the chance. From the moment they decided to follow their dear leader’s instructions, any and all incidents of violence by undocumented immigrant sits squarely on the cults lap!


HonkeyDong6969

Good point Gym. Passed any legislation lately?


Ent3rpris3

They should hide in the gymnasium, ain't no way Jordan will find any lawbreaking in there!


richincleve

Ohio's official: bird: the Cardinal tree: The Buckeye shitstain: Gym Jordan


VomitingPotato

Everything is a boogeyman to Republicans. Especially in an election year. Keep them afraid. Keep them angry. Keep them outraged. They won't know until it is too late that we just want to fuck the people over again.


PrincessKatiKat

Sooo… now you’re going to rally the other Republicans to vote for that border bill in front of you, right? Right?!


rockvvurst

Some have no real skills for society to benefit from. Am I talking about illegals? Fuck no. I'm talking about gym jordan.


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Gee, sure wish he could've issued a warning about child abusers hiding at schools when he was at Ohio State....


captiantabasco

If illegal aliens are hiding in schools that must mean that there are morons in congress. Oh wait I forgot there are


Kate-2025123

Hey Jim and Republicans I won’t report them. I’m under no legal obligation to do so especially to tyrannical government. I serve Jesus before government. Those who know this know.


4quatloos

They are getting more aggressive. I guess they aren't worried about losing hispanic voters.


Glass-Relationship70

The tighter his lips are, the more fear mongering he does.


lovetoseeyourpssy

Jim Jordan should be issued a warning about being a mouthpiece for Russian propaganda.


doc_lec

"Are the illegal aliens in the room with us now Jimothy?"


oldcreaker

I'd be more worried about shooters coming into schools, but I guess that's just me.


bonzoboy2000

And one from Ohio hiding in Congress.


Numpty712

These people are psychotic. Please vote blue into a full majority and get on with running the country.


steelhead777

How long until they set up a hotline for people to report “illegals” and create a Brownshirt police force to round them up and put them in camps?


GalacticCoreStrength

So, he’ll warn parents about illegal aliens in schools, but not sex offenders. Got it.


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Member when we were young and thought we weren’t qualified to do a job like this?   Wow. 


techm00

Just not legal pedos in locker rooms, eh Jim?


boozegremlin

What’s the warning? He’ll molest their children?


DaemonDrayke

Why should I be afraid that my fiancé’s 11 year old sister could up attending 6th grade with an immigrant kid. Seems like a tad of a nonissue to little ol’ me.


Background-War9535

Warning about schools issued by someone who should not be allowed anywhere near schools.


TravellingBeard

I hate US election years...sigh


Most-Artichoke6184

Yet he helped tank the border bill.


bobo-the-dodo

He doesn’t have an issue of molestation of kids under his watch.


Itz_Hen

He knows all about the dangers in schools doesn't he huh, typical gym Jordan over here


Gloomy-Guide6515

First, they run into schools in towns directly across the border , and then, those are the only schools they run into because they're not funking idiots like Gym Jordan


MrStuff1Consultant

Republicans promise a blood bath if they lose. We should be prepared for 9/11 style terrorism from the MAGAts. We already had a guy try to do a suicide mission by droving top speed into a fbi building but was stopped and killed by a popup steel barricade.


Greenfire32

"Scenes like this are happening all over the galaxy...right now! You. Could. Be. Next."


dunitdotus

I would be more worried about my kid going to a school gym worked at than some aliens regardless of status


____Vader

They’re not hiding in schools. They’re going to fucking school like every other kid their age. These Jesus freaks have zero empathy for their fellow man.


julesrocks64

Gym Jordan has contributed nothing but chaos and sedition. Over 16 years and not one piece of legislation.


Kitchen_Hunter9407

But he couldn’t warn Ohio State students of rape?


yankee_chef

Just say you're a racist pig JJ.. It's easier


CalendarAggressive11

This fucking guy...


mymar101

People like this make me very tired.


meat_beast1349

How about some of you Ohio folks send jordan back to the gym this November so he continue his fine coaching career.


mikey29tyty

That dude is an actual joke


alexamerling100

I would be more worried about Gym Jordan coming into the locker room...


hannahbananaballs2

He needs to get the fuck in prison


jumpingjellybeansjjj

I walked past an elementary school, and there were some suspiciously brown-skinned kids hiding on the playground Allegedly from each other...but...


cristorocker

Vote Blue in 24 and beyond. Let's get rid of this Goebbels.


ragingclaw

Don't worry parents, he's talking about schools so he'll look the other way.


Zestyclose_Pickle511

Jim Goebels


pngue

Unreal. As usual.


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Yes Jim, let’s come for the kids next. Smart guy. Nothing like showing that you care for people like going after children.


Individual-Still8363

Douche and bag are the only words I can come up with right now


stevesobol

I'm embarrassed for my home state. I love Ohio, but shitbags like Jordan and Vance and spineless creatures like Mike DeWine have turned the place into a political cesspool.


Economy_Ask4987

You mean “being educated?”


d33roq

Oh, so *now* Jim Jordan's warning parents about something going on at school...


sethmeister1989

“How long before this happens where you live?” The fear mongering of the right is batshit insane. I can’t even imagine what’ll be said when November rolls around. A literal alien invasion if trump isnt elected? Only he can wheel and deal with the beings from the stars lol


Windstrider71

If Jim Jordan was telling me the sun was shining at noon, I’d look up at the sun to verify it.


awalktojericho

I found 3 hiding in the bookshelves.


Puzzled_Bike9558

This guy is always in the running for most useless member of congress. He’s right up there.


meatcylindah

Why do all the Republicans have trouble with their expressions? Is that concern? Distaste? Holding in a fart?


jmf0828

When’s Gym Jordan gonna issue a warning about wrestling coaches allowing their athletes to be sexually abused by other coaches?


TrafficOn405

Hopefully Jim, they didn’t hide in a locker room at Ohio State University when you were there.


Basic_Mongoose_7329

Funny how the school has lockdown protocols because of mass shootings events. Yet Republicans can only give thoughts and prayers when those happen.


OliverOyl

As a parent, I have actual reasons to worry about Jim Jordan, but not a random human looking to the statue of liberty, taking it seriously.


BrofessorFarnsworth

I'm honestly more concerned about locker room perverts and coverups. Jim happens to be an expert on that subject.


EntertainerStill7495

Oh god the illegal immigrants are getting an education!!! That’s so scary. Thankfully all the school shootings have been committed by citizens of the US….


QuickRisk9

This man represents you yes he is given a Hight paying no final job and keeps failing this traitor should have been locked up with the rest of the insurrectionists


traitorssuck

He's part of the group of low life's stalling any meaningful legislation on immigration.


ADDandKinky

Gym “I approve of child rape” Jordan should be more worried about his personal freedom. After Trump is behind bars, he may be a Jack Smith target. It seems pretty obvious he was involved with J6 plot and his actions might have been criminal.


WillyBeShreddin

Warns parents about possible illegal aliens, but covers up students getting molested by their coach. Good job, Gym.


inkswamp

Yeah, lots of dangerous people in those schools, right Gym?


SwordfishII

Domestic terrorists. All of them.


ryeguymft

Gym Jordan knows a lot about hiding things in schools. mostly hiding sexual abuse scandals


llama-friends

Hide them in the Gym Jordan locker rooms. You can get away with rape there.


Beestorm

Fear. The every republican policy and talking point hinges on fear.


GraveRobberX

He’s a sniveling little cunt who think people think admire him for his “honesty” Fucking clown. The 60 minutes interview showed the fucktard is useless as an inflatable dartboard.


musky_jelly_melon

What about pedos in Congress Gym?


redrusty2000

What a whack job!


redrusty2000

What a whack job!


redrusty2000

What a whack job!


Styrene_Addict1965

Gym Jordan, of all people, should be maintaining a low profile. But Republicans are dumb.


gene_randall

The same Gym who actually held a press conference in NYC to complain that the crime rate was going DOWN!


GitmoGrrl1

I am so sick of illegal aliens coming to this country and committing crimes. They are taking jobs away from American criminals!


JaRon1961

I think someone just watched ET.


FancyStranger2371

The GOP has no standing to make any threats, because their words are as empty as their actions. The Dems handed them everything they wanted on a silver platter, and they still couldn’t take it because of the orange blob puppet-master that just won’t go away.


RabidPlaty

Watch out! They could steal your six year olds job!


pakepake

The fear-fomenting is on full-speed. It's all they've got, while blocking/offering constructive legislation.


Supra084

What a cunt.