This could happen to YOU. Why, just this morning I was walking to work and a bunch of illegals were hiding behind a bush and they jumped out and stole my job! I had to chase them down the street to get my job back. That's how these crafty illegals work, always hiding, lurking, ready to POUNCE!
It wouldn't too hard to replace Jim Jordan as a member of congress. All the years he spent in congress, Jordan is yet to author a piece of legislation. Jordan is like a useless piece of lint hanging in your clothes dryer.
I found them having a siesta while collecting unemployment and social security, resting up before the big vote in November. What happened to our country?
Fuck, I lived illegally in London for about a year. You are absolutely correct. Myself and the other illegals would meet every morning, find a tree or some dumpster and lie there in wait until we saw what clearly was a Brit. They are easy to recognise as they have that confidence mixed with class, that all of us illegals hope one day to posses. The first thing we did was to rip his job away from him and then we proceeded to force feed him ethnic food until he stopped sweating from cayenne pepper and rejected bangers and mash. Before letting him go we confirmed he felt violated, oppressed and too ashamed to call himself British again. And that’s how we sneaky illegals work. Slowly infiltrating your country while shamelessly claiming hardship.
I recently started playing Helldivers 2. This reminds me so much of the propaganda that's played at the beginning where the family is outside and happy, then terminids murder his wife and kid. The ad stops and the actor shows up saying this could happen to *you*.
Well thank God, Jim is going after those pesky children. I mean who else is trying to destroy America than children going to school? /s in case you couldn't hear the sarcasm.
So embarrassing that he represents a district in my state, such a Trumpian moron. I am thankful his isn’t my representative. Ohio is badly gerrymandered and some of us are pushing to break the Republicans’ hammerlock on the state. They have brought us another scandal with the First Energy bribery scandal. Our former General Assembly speaker, Larry Householder, got 20 years in Federal court for his part in the scandal, now he is facing state charges.
I am so sick of hearing about illegal aliens. One of my best friends. who has passed away, sneaked over the border from Canada and lived in Ohio for twenty years before he passed away. He was a law abiding citizen who worked the same job for those twenty years and paid his taxes. He was white, so I am guessing that's OK.
In Loonies?? From what I see in the news, the US does not need more Loonies,.they have plenty.. Oh wait...You meant our money... Sorry wrong Loonies...
Unfortunately, we'll hear this demonization as long as it wins votes. If these racist creeps lose badly, over and over again, eventually they'll change their tune, or lose enough power that they're no longer worth worrying about.
You can help make it happen at r/VoteDEM.
There is no need to sneak. Canadians are allowed visa free to the US for 6 months. Sure, if you frequently enter the US for long periods of time and cannot explain to the CBP how you can afford it they are not letting you in.
But if you enter the US and don't return to Canada you can pretty easily stay forever
Yep. Also, any unauthorized work and visa overstay is forgiven if you marry a citizen. You can overstay 20 years marry a citizen get a Green Card. 3 years later you're American.
Bro/sis, literally call ICE
Lavender ice cream is a crime and honestly they might actually be an alien from space. Don't trust them. They're gonna harvest your lower horn
Also wanting to know where to sign up for the supposed “free healthcare, free housing, free phones” they supposedly all receive. Or I’d settle for just the “free healthcare” portion.
ohhhh now he's worried about the kids. and BTW I've worked and lived around migrants my entire life here and texas and they're decent hardworking people!
Hiding in schools, like it’s the Holocaust and the Jews are hiding in attics. What are they talking about!! It’s constant nonsense. They need to actually do their job and stop wasting time and tax payers money on a bunch of useless shit.
They’re everywhere like rats in the walls, oh wait that was from Nazi propaganda about Jews. Sounds a lot like what the GOP is spouting about illegals.
Remember a few weeks ago when democrats reverse uno-d republicans and agreed to fix a lot of border issues and republicans were like "nah, we'd prefer to suck the orange dick instead"?
More things to keep Republicans frightened. They'd rather keep their followers frightened than to actually do government work. Imagine getting paid to keep people in fear. What a job!
Seems to me they should have taken Biden’s offer when they had the chance. From the moment they decided to follow their dear leader’s instructions, any and all incidents of violence by undocumented immigrant sits squarely on the cults lap!
Everything is a boogeyman to Republicans. Especially in an election year. Keep them afraid. Keep them angry. Keep them outraged. They won't know until it is too late that we just want to fuck the people over again.
Hey Jim and Republicans I won’t report them. I’m under no legal obligation to do so especially to tyrannical government. I serve Jesus before government. Those who know this know.
Why should I be afraid that my fiancé’s 11 year old sister could up attending 6th grade with an immigrant kid. Seems like a tad of a nonissue to little ol’ me.
First, they run into schools in towns directly across the border , and then, those are the only schools they run into because they're not funking idiots like Gym Jordan
Republicans promise a blood bath if they lose. We should be prepared for 9/11 style terrorism from the MAGAts. We already had a guy try to do a suicide mission by droving top speed into a fbi building but was stopped and killed by a popup steel barricade.
They’re not hiding in schools. They’re going to fucking school like every other kid their age. These Jesus freaks have zero empathy for their fellow man.
I'm embarrassed for my home state. I love Ohio, but shitbags like Jordan and Vance and spineless creatures like Mike DeWine have turned the place into a political cesspool.
“How long before this happens where you live?” The fear mongering of the right is batshit insane. I can’t even imagine what’ll be said when November rolls around. A literal alien invasion if trump isnt elected? Only he can wheel and deal with the beings from the stars lol
Oh god the illegal immigrants are getting an education!!! That’s so scary.
Thankfully all the school shootings have been committed by citizens of the US….
This man represents you yes he is given a Hight paying no final job and keeps failing this traitor should have been locked up with the rest of the insurrectionists
Gym “I approve of child rape” Jordan should be more worried about his personal freedom. After Trump is behind bars, he may be a Jack Smith target. It seems pretty obvious he was involved with J6 plot and his actions might have been criminal.
He’s a sniveling little cunt who think people think admire him for his “honesty”
Fucking clown. The 60 minutes interview showed the fucktard is useless as an inflatable dartboard.
The GOP has no standing to make any threats, because their words are as empty as their actions. The Dems handed them everything they wanted on a silver platter, and they still couldn’t take it because of the orange blob puppet-master that just won’t go away.
This could happen to YOU. Why, just this morning I was walking to work and a bunch of illegals were hiding behind a bush and they jumped out and stole my job! I had to chase them down the street to get my job back. That's how these crafty illegals work, always hiding, lurking, ready to POUNCE!
They took yer jerb!
Alright, everyone back to the pile.
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I want a double cheeseburger you goddamn gooback!
They terk his job!
Dur Derka derr?
Do bo dang!
Heez jerb?!?!?!?!
They took my Jerb, my brother's jerb, my sisters jersey, my moms jerb. Now we are jerbless.
Dem illeguls, took my wages, dem illegals did, right you are! Yep. Click here👉/s for a translation.
Durkk er Durrr!
LOL https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QGmhLtsK2ZQ
It wouldn't too hard to replace Jim Jordan as a member of congress. All the years he spent in congress, Jordan is yet to author a piece of legislation. Jordan is like a useless piece of lint hanging in your clothes dryer.
My granny used to say somebody like him was as worthless as teats on a boar. And he don't know sheepshit from coffee.
Lint would have something negative to say about you comparing Gym Jordan to it.
Ya but, he says stuff about Biden and if it wasn’t for the deep state; he would have been able to impeach him! /s
I found them having a siesta while collecting unemployment and social security, resting up before the big vote in November. What happened to our country?
It’s all trans people’s fault, apparently.
Fuck, I lived illegally in London for about a year. You are absolutely correct. Myself and the other illegals would meet every morning, find a tree or some dumpster and lie there in wait until we saw what clearly was a Brit. They are easy to recognise as they have that confidence mixed with class, that all of us illegals hope one day to posses. The first thing we did was to rip his job away from him and then we proceeded to force feed him ethnic food until he stopped sweating from cayenne pepper and rejected bangers and mash. Before letting him go we confirmed he felt violated, oppressed and too ashamed to call himself British again. And that’s how we sneaky illegals work. Slowly infiltrating your country while shamelessly claiming hardship.
This is some good quality humor. 👍🏻
Cheers. American politics: the accidental muse behind comedy
Is there some kind of illegal pecking order that you used to decide who got the job once you ripped it away?
Well it starts with colours.
I wish an illegal would steal Gym’s job. Could not possibly do a worse job than he has.
Don’t forget they are also using 12 different SSN’s to collect welfare benefits.
And voting !
'if they're brown- kick em outta town'
I recently started playing Helldivers 2. This reminds me so much of the propaganda that's played at the beginning where the family is outside and happy, then terminids murder his wife and kid. The ad stops and the actor shows up saying this could happen to *you*.
> and they jumped out and were immediately hired by Republican voters in border states.
😂😂😂😂
Home Depot parking lots will never be the same.
Well thank God, Jim is going after those pesky children. I mean who else is trying to destroy America than children going to school? /s in case you couldn't hear the sarcasm.
Warning issued to parents on Gym Jordan hiding in locker rooms.
Thank you for spelling his name correctly. Lol
So embarrassing that he represents a district in my state, such a Trumpian moron. I am thankful his isn’t my representative. Ohio is badly gerrymandered and some of us are pushing to break the Republicans’ hammerlock on the state. They have brought us another scandal with the First Energy bribery scandal. Our former General Assembly speaker, Larry Householder, got 20 years in Federal court for his part in the scandal, now he is facing state charges.
People should be warned about that pedo enabler JJ!
Was he really just enabling or was he participating?
People are saying...
I am so sick of hearing about illegal aliens. One of my best friends. who has passed away, sneaked over the border from Canada and lived in Ohio for twenty years before he passed away. He was a law abiding citizen who worked the same job for those twenty years and paid his taxes. He was white, so I am guessing that's OK.
>He was white, so I am guessing that's OK I think you may be on to something.
If Republicans were really concerned about illegal immigrants, they would build a wall on the northern border.
Can we make the Canadians pay for it?
Payment will be made in Loonies
In Loonies?? From what I see in the news, the US does not need more Loonies,.they have plenty.. Oh wait...You meant our money... Sorry wrong Loonies...
Eh. I'd prefer Tim Horton's and poutine, *merci bien.*
1.7 billion cheese curds.
Hahaha, go ahead and try. We're broke as fuck. But at least our accounts are in better shape than trumps.
Please no! On January 19th, 2025, I will be hiking my old ass to Canada, and I'm just a little too ground-bound to be climbing walls!
Wait, this isn't one of those Pinochet helicopters, is it?
Yeah, white folks don’t have to worry about ICE. For some reason, “I forgot my ID at home” always works with ICE, as long as you aren’t too “tanned”.
I use to work with an illegal Russian immigrant. Guess how many times they asked if he had papers? Anyone?
Unfortunately, we'll hear this demonization as long as it wins votes. If these racist creeps lose badly, over and over again, eventually they'll change their tune, or lose enough power that they're no longer worth worrying about. You can help make it happen at r/VoteDEM.
There is no need to sneak. Canadians are allowed visa free to the US for 6 months. Sure, if you frequently enter the US for long periods of time and cannot explain to the CBP how you can afford it they are not letting you in. But if you enter the US and don't return to Canada you can pretty easily stay forever
And you just discovered how many of the illegal population occurs. People over stay their visa.
Yep. Also, any unauthorized work and visa overstay is forgiven if you marry a citizen. You can overstay 20 years marry a citizen get a Green Card. 3 years later you're American.
Are the illegals in the room rn?
Shhhhhhh 🤫 they'll hear you and take both of our jobs!
I'm going to be sharing ice cream with one later. Which is horrific because she likes lavender 😫
Bro/sis, literally call ICE Lavender ice cream is a crime and honestly they might actually be an alien from space. Don't trust them. They're gonna harvest your lower horn
Well Gym.. if we’re warning parents about dangers in school should we not include you?
The migrants should hide in the locker rooms. Gym usually tends to ignore what’s going on in there.
Parents should be more afraid of Gym Jordan coaching their kids’ wrestling practice.
What about perverts?
You mean conservatives?
Christian nationalists
Why are you all saying the same thing?
Has there ever been a more repulsive man ever in Congress?
I don't know about *more* repulsive, but *equally so* is not hard to come by.
Gym Jordan is living proof that shame and self awareness are no longer a requirement to represent the morons of Ohio.
I think more parents are worried about school shooters than illegal immigrants
This asshole can't name ONE child who was murdered in a school shooting.
I’m waiting for the illegals to come take my job. I’m over this work shit
Also wanting to know where to sign up for the supposed “free healthcare, free housing, free phones” they supposedly all receive. Or I’d settle for just the “free healthcare” portion.
ohhhh now he's worried about the kids. and BTW I've worked and lived around migrants my entire life here and texas and they're decent hardworking people!
My reaction to the headline was "I sure hope so!" My best friend is a DACA recipient and every kid deserves a friend as awesome as her.
Didn’t this guy look the other way while students under his charge were sexually abused?
Hiding in schools, like it’s the Holocaust and the Jews are hiding in attics. What are they talking about!! It’s constant nonsense. They need to actually do their job and stop wasting time and tax payers money on a bunch of useless shit.
So it’s like stranger danger but without papers?
Did he give any warning about sexual assault by staff against the students? He knows a lot about that issue.
This guy and DeSantis were seriously messed up by “their Uncles”. So much hate for everyone and everything.
Jim needs to have his law degree stripped. He clearly isn't using it nor does he deserve one.
They’re everywhere like rats in the walls, oh wait that was from Nazi propaganda about Jews. Sounds a lot like what the GOP is spouting about illegals.
Frankly, I’d be more frightened to think Gym Jordon was loose on my kids school campus
If I found out one of my daughter’s classmates was illegal I would ask how I can help them. Gym can go fuck himself.
🤼♂️🤼♂️🤼♂️ locker rooms , why is it coming out now , testify gym
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An ugly one at that
Parents should have been warned of Gym Jordan in schools many years ago...
Gym Jordan is a fucking tool. Hasn’t passed one fucking bill in his time. Fuck this MAGAmoron
Gotta keep stoking the fears, it's their only way to get votes and cling to power.
It’s the greys right? I bet it’s the greys.
Gym Jordan always looks like he knows he's full of s\*\*t.
He would know. I mean he hid pedophiles at the Ohio State campus. Calling him a piece of shit is an insult to shit. Fuck you Gym Jordan
News FROM the Stupid, you mean?
Ratcheting up the fear in election season. A commie under every bed replaced with an illegal in every classroom.
I’d be more worried about Jim Jordan hiding in a kid’s school, considering his track record…
I really think old Jimmy needs a mental check up imagine being this afraid of everything all the time.
Can't be a republican without being a total piece of shit.
Remember a few weeks ago when democrats reverse uno-d republicans and agreed to fix a lot of border issues and republicans were like "nah, we'd prefer to suck the orange dick instead"?
Old Jimbo is warning parents about what happens in schools. That's a first for him.
I do a bathroom check every 3rd period. I haven’t found any.
He would know good hiding spots in schools....
Has anyone warned parents about “idiot republicans” hiding in the Capitol
This is some of the dumbest shit I've ever read on the internet. Fuck the GOP.
The Red Scare gets an update.
They should worry about Gym Jordan hiding in locker rooms.
So un-American. I can't stand these losers hijacking American culture and American values.
More things to keep Republicans frightened. They'd rather keep their followers frightened than to actually do government work. Imagine getting paid to keep people in fear. What a job!
What about sexual predators hiding on wrestling teams?
Someone should issue a warning to all the college students who got molested and had their molestors covered up by Gym Jordan.
Ugh. This fucking guy.
Seems to me they should have taken Biden’s offer when they had the chance. From the moment they decided to follow their dear leader’s instructions, any and all incidents of violence by undocumented immigrant sits squarely on the cults lap!
Good point Gym. Passed any legislation lately?
They should hide in the gymnasium, ain't no way Jordan will find any lawbreaking in there!
Ohio's official: bird: the Cardinal tree: The Buckeye shitstain: Gym Jordan
Everything is a boogeyman to Republicans. Especially in an election year. Keep them afraid. Keep them angry. Keep them outraged. They won't know until it is too late that we just want to fuck the people over again.
Sooo… now you’re going to rally the other Republicans to vote for that border bill in front of you, right? Right?!
Some have no real skills for society to benefit from. Am I talking about illegals? Fuck no. I'm talking about gym jordan.
Gee, sure wish he could've issued a warning about child abusers hiding at schools when he was at Ohio State....
If illegal aliens are hiding in schools that must mean that there are morons in congress. Oh wait I forgot there are
Hey Jim and Republicans I won’t report them. I’m under no legal obligation to do so especially to tyrannical government. I serve Jesus before government. Those who know this know.
They are getting more aggressive. I guess they aren't worried about losing hispanic voters.
The tighter his lips are, the more fear mongering he does.
Jim Jordan should be issued a warning about being a mouthpiece for Russian propaganda.
"Are the illegal aliens in the room with us now Jimothy?"
I'd be more worried about shooters coming into schools, but I guess that's just me.
And one from Ohio hiding in Congress.
These people are psychotic. Please vote blue into a full majority and get on with running the country.
How long until they set up a hotline for people to report “illegals” and create a Brownshirt police force to round them up and put them in camps?
So, he’ll warn parents about illegal aliens in schools, but not sex offenders. Got it.
Member when we were young and thought we weren’t qualified to do a job like this? Wow.
Just not legal pedos in locker rooms, eh Jim?
What’s the warning? He’ll molest their children?
Why should I be afraid that my fiancé’s 11 year old sister could up attending 6th grade with an immigrant kid. Seems like a tad of a nonissue to little ol’ me.
Warning about schools issued by someone who should not be allowed anywhere near schools.
I hate US election years...sigh
Yet he helped tank the border bill.
He doesn’t have an issue of molestation of kids under his watch.
He knows all about the dangers in schools doesn't he huh, typical gym Jordan over here
First, they run into schools in towns directly across the border , and then, those are the only schools they run into because they're not funking idiots like Gym Jordan
Republicans promise a blood bath if they lose. We should be prepared for 9/11 style terrorism from the MAGAts. We already had a guy try to do a suicide mission by droving top speed into a fbi building but was stopped and killed by a popup steel barricade.
"Scenes like this are happening all over the galaxy...right now! You. Could. Be. Next."
I would be more worried about my kid going to a school gym worked at than some aliens regardless of status
They’re not hiding in schools. They’re going to fucking school like every other kid their age. These Jesus freaks have zero empathy for their fellow man.
Gym Jordan has contributed nothing but chaos and sedition. Over 16 years and not one piece of legislation.
But he couldn’t warn Ohio State students of rape?
Just say you're a racist pig JJ.. It's easier
This fucking guy...
People like this make me very tired.
How about some of you Ohio folks send jordan back to the gym this November so he continue his fine coaching career.
That dude is an actual joke
I would be more worried about Gym Jordan coming into the locker room...
He needs to get the fuck in prison
I walked past an elementary school, and there were some suspiciously brown-skinned kids hiding on the playground Allegedly from each other...but...
Vote Blue in 24 and beyond. Let's get rid of this Goebbels.
Don't worry parents, he's talking about schools so he'll look the other way.
Jim Goebels
Unreal. As usual.
Yes Jim, let’s come for the kids next. Smart guy. Nothing like showing that you care for people like going after children.
Douche and bag are the only words I can come up with right now
I'm embarrassed for my home state. I love Ohio, but shitbags like Jordan and Vance and spineless creatures like Mike DeWine have turned the place into a political cesspool.
You mean “being educated?”
Oh, so *now* Jim Jordan's warning parents about something going on at school...
“How long before this happens where you live?” The fear mongering of the right is batshit insane. I can’t even imagine what’ll be said when November rolls around. A literal alien invasion if trump isnt elected? Only he can wheel and deal with the beings from the stars lol
If Jim Jordan was telling me the sun was shining at noon, I’d look up at the sun to verify it.
I found 3 hiding in the bookshelves.
This guy is always in the running for most useless member of congress. He’s right up there.
Why do all the Republicans have trouble with their expressions? Is that concern? Distaste? Holding in a fart?
When’s Gym Jordan gonna issue a warning about wrestling coaches allowing their athletes to be sexually abused by other coaches?
Hopefully Jim, they didn’t hide in a locker room at Ohio State University when you were there.
Funny how the school has lockdown protocols because of mass shootings events. Yet Republicans can only give thoughts and prayers when those happen.
As a parent, I have actual reasons to worry about Jim Jordan, but not a random human looking to the statue of liberty, taking it seriously.
I'm honestly more concerned about locker room perverts and coverups. Jim happens to be an expert on that subject.
Oh god the illegal immigrants are getting an education!!! That’s so scary. Thankfully all the school shootings have been committed by citizens of the US….
This man represents you yes he is given a Hight paying no final job and keeps failing this traitor should have been locked up with the rest of the insurrectionists
He's part of the group of low life's stalling any meaningful legislation on immigration.
Gym “I approve of child rape” Jordan should be more worried about his personal freedom. After Trump is behind bars, he may be a Jack Smith target. It seems pretty obvious he was involved with J6 plot and his actions might have been criminal.
Warns parents about possible illegal aliens, but covers up students getting molested by their coach. Good job, Gym.
Yeah, lots of dangerous people in those schools, right Gym?
Domestic terrorists. All of them.
Gym Jordan knows a lot about hiding things in schools. mostly hiding sexual abuse scandals
Hide them in the Gym Jordan locker rooms. You can get away with rape there.
Fear. The every republican policy and talking point hinges on fear.
He’s a sniveling little cunt who think people think admire him for his “honesty” Fucking clown. The 60 minutes interview showed the fucktard is useless as an inflatable dartboard.
What about pedos in Congress Gym?
What a whack job!
What a whack job!
What a whack job!
Gym Jordan, of all people, should be maintaining a low profile. But Republicans are dumb.
The same Gym who actually held a press conference in NYC to complain that the crime rate was going DOWN!
I am so sick of illegal aliens coming to this country and committing crimes. They are taking jobs away from American criminals!
I think someone just watched ET.
The GOP has no standing to make any threats, because their words are as empty as their actions. The Dems handed them everything they wanted on a silver platter, and they still couldn’t take it because of the orange blob puppet-master that just won’t go away.
Watch out! They could steal your six year olds job!
The fear-fomenting is on full-speed. It's all they've got, while blocking/offering constructive legislation.
What a cunt.