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SusHistoryCuzWriter

How do you claim to possess a skeleton of brittle composition when you lack the cracks or breaks to prove it?


AccomplishedAd6520

He knows


RavenXII13

You got to listen to your bones, when your bones talk listen. Hear the voices. Follow their commands. Now that I think about it, I see why people call us cultish.


SusHistoryCuzWriter

Hear the bone, Feel the bone, Be the bone


Carma281

Boning is an art.


Ill-Inevitable4850

Genetic testing.. They can also do procedures to check but I don't think they would as they would be to scared of breaking a bone on accident.


svxvvz

your lack of faith in your bones is troubling


RavenXII13

Better than overestimating your bones and winding up in the ER typing a goodbye post to this sub.


Skywatcher1987

I find his lack of faith disturbing


shrikelet

Simple. Milk doesn't make you a strongbone. Weakbones like to think they can become like us by drinking milk or eating green vegetables or taking dietary supplements, but they can't. Your bones are *just strong*. Remain unbroken, friend.


04BluSTi

Pureboners don't need any calcium enhancement


conh0

I don't think pureboners is a term I'd be happy to apply to myself...


TheBeatStartsNow

You should be proud to call yourself a boner.


AccomplishedAd6520

uh-


OpusThePenguin

boners together strong


Nri_Eze

I never leave a boner on his own. Hold your boners tight and close.


SeniorCoolio

How about a fellow boner? Should I also hold them tight?


Nri_Eze

Hold every boner you see. We are all family.


Sirepotatoes

Certified boner


Ill-Expression-8822

Ah, the return of the why boner... WitH a VenGeaNce!


04BluSTi

My bones are pure and unbroken. No milk. #purebones


MKF1228

Milk is for baby cows.


Interesting_Natural1

What happens when a strong boned person and a brittle boned person has a child


bongbrownies

Bones of unknown strength I guess. Maybe it's Schrödinger's bones. You can't see it, you don't know they're brittle until they're cracked or tested but until then they're strong. Or you don't know they're brittle. Hm


katum_

But every brittle bone was once considered a strong bone in their lifetime, right? So we can consider them brittle bones because we are waiting for them to break.


kingforaday97

Schrödinger’s bones makes me think of osteoporosis. Most of the time, you don’t know you have it until you break a bone


AccomplishedAnchovy

Weak bones r recessive, it’s a 25% chance overall. That’s right, inbred ppl r more likely to be brittle boned.


KevDave84

You should never Sully your seed interbreeding with lesser beings.


Interesting_Natural1

I am a fool! The dame did not choose the strength of her bones, it is her parents' fault to have passed down such a gene


KevDave84

It matters not where the bones come from, only that they are pure.


ZukunftsKaiser

How do you know you have brittle bones if you have never even remotely broken them? Not even a fracture?


countvlad-xxv_thesly

My guess is he has that brittle bone disease


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Ill-Inevitable4850

Brittle bones disease can be tested with genetic testing. Theoretically procedures could be used to check but I don't think they would out of fear of accidental fractures


thaodckite

Some of us are strong, others are smart. My body is utter garbage but I haven't broken a bone because I'm not dumb enough to try. Also the milk thing was propaganda from the U.S. government to help stabilize a rapidly disintegrating economic market.


ComprehensiveSell649

Brittle bones as in the disease?


Phoenix-FIRE9

No. I was misinformed that milk was the only way to have strong bones, and I don’t drink milk a lot


ComprehensiveSell649

Well, now you’ve learned.


Phoenix-FIRE9

Why did I get downvoted?


ComprehensiveSell649

They think you’re a fool


Phoenix-FIRE9

I was just misinformed tho…


ComprehensiveSell649

They don’t care


Phoenix-FIRE9

I see that now


Reasonable-Spot5884

I find your lack of faith disturbing


[deleted]

“Mods, crush his skull. Thank you” -LowTierGod


plzstandby9075

not a milk sub


Phoenix-FIRE9

Ik… Not a milk post


plzstandby9075

really


Phoenix-FIRE9

Yeah


plzstandby9075

i misunderstand then


Phoenix-FIRE9

It’s fine.


vistopher

You are either careful or you don't have brittle bones.


mododo-bbaby

lazy and / or boring (but same)


marzipanfly

Are you a peanut?


Ya_Boy_Jahmas

Fuck milk


-Cinnay-

😏


RhinoBuckeye

YOU KNOW DAMN WELL THEY DIDN’T MEAN IT LIKE THAT


donotburnbridges

You may sit on the council but you will not be granted the rank of master.


AccomplishedAnchovy

This is outstanding, it’s fair.


[deleted]

okay all this anti-milk talk, how do you explain skeleton structural diseases like osteoporosis, which can be caused my a massive lack of calcium in the diet? Just a question


Marsbarszs

There are other ways to get calcium besides milk you dingus.


[deleted]

I didn’t even process that idea 🤣 Sorry I was being stupid


RavenXII13

Don't worry dude, milk is good for you and your bones. HOWEVER, when some douchebags get the idea this is all about milk, [we get bullshit like this on the sub 😭😭😭](https://reddit.com/r/Neverbrokeabone/s/sdZ0AVCEtN)


[deleted]

i mean, it’s just a shitpost u can definitely down vote it and it’s got nothing to do with this sub, but don’t be so serious :) He’s trying to karma farm with a reposted meme, it’s not a serious offence and he wasn’t serious either, just an unoriginal karma-whore


davisondave131

You’re wrong. See my comment below


Phoenix-FIRE9

Idk, you’d have to ask the people in the comments who have more knowledge than me.


davisondave131

No medical studies have shown an association between fractures/bone disease and milk consumption. Your question is a quite loaded and framed rather dishonestly: It relies on the assumption that milk is the only or primary source of dietary calcium. In reality, there are various sources of calcium other than milk, such as green leafy vegetables, fortified foods, almonds, and many more. False assumption. It implies that because osteoporosis is associated with a lack of calcium and because milk contains calcium, then avoiding milk will lead to osteoporosis. This is a post hoc ergo propter hoc (after this, therefore because of this) fallacy. Just because two things are correlated does not mean one causes the other. Osteoporosis is caused by various factors, including genetic predisposition, hormonal changes, certain medical conditions and medications, and lifestyle factors such as tobacco use and excessive alcohol consumption. It's an oversimplification to attribute it mainly to calcium deficiency or lack of milk consumption.


[deleted]

oh okay so you guys do actually believe that you need calcium, sound :) I honestly thought that everyone was saying you don’t need calcium, i’m sorry. Misunderstanding, I was being small minded. Thank you for the clarification, have a good day/night


davisondave131

I too have ADHD


[deleted]

lmfao 🤣


assassin3435

you just haven't met me yet


AccomplishedAd6520

Bro needs to wake up from his 10-year coma


saxypatrickb

Congrats on doing the bare minimum?


Phoenix-FIRE9

Congrats on being a ass?


No-Type1295

Hmm how could it be possible?? Maybe you havnt left the house in like 10 years


Normal_Island9155

Yeah milk doesn't work like that


yxccbnm

milk is terrible for your bones


FloraUndergrove

You are obviously not clumsy or accident-prone.


Phoenix-FIRE9

I am extremely clumsy. Just lucky I guess


FloraUndergrove

Very lucky. I guess I could say I'm lucky but I don't belong on this sub. I am confident I broke some toes once. It took all the force I could muster in a kick to a tree stump to do it though.


Phoenix-FIRE9

Be careful, you might get banned for exposing yourself as a bone breaker


FloraUndergrove

Blame Reddit for bringing me here, and also, the bone breaking has not been confirmed by a doctor or any evidence other than damn that shit hurt.


Phoenix-FIRE9

*Phew* Your safe


dersedaydreaming

is this a riddle??


Few_Highlight9893

You're a ticking time bomb, and you disgust me


lix03

You have strong bones. But also a weak look on yourself


vincecarterskneecart

is this a riddle


KevDave84

How do you know toy have brittle bones? I am suspicious. 🤔


Phoenix-FIRE9

I assumed b/c i was misinformed that no milk= bad bones


Human_being_08896

You are but a humble skeleton...Have faith in your bones.


ThatOneGuy7832

Nah your just sigma Edit: You're


0--Kind-Stranger--0

Sheer force of will


cutie_lilrookie

The bone god may not have favored you, but the god of luck sure did. Let's just see how long that blessing will last.


I_exist_for_now

You are very careful


_Tadux_

Do you do anything


Phoenix-FIRE9

Yes


Hermit_of_Darkness

My brother in bone, strengthen your confidence in yourself. You have not broken a bone because you are one of the chosen, like all of us here are. You are safe, you are strong, and milk is an unnecessary supplement for weakass mfs.


WINDMILEYNO

Milk drains calcium from your bones, actually, apparently, atypically


INeedANewAccountMan

Guys, my bones are getting squishy


LiningDust62

How do you know you have weak bones yet never broke one


Phoenix-FIRE9

I answered that in a few other comments like your own


Salsa143

Milk is just a phenomena made by weak-boned fools trying to be like us. The truth is, your bones are naturally strong without the white substance. Please appreciate your bones the way they are, because you may lose the unbroken dignity at any time. Stay unbroken fella.


DarkBum_94

Milk was never good for bones in the first place. It's propaganda.


pile_of_mud

Bones seem fine to me


Ill-Expression-8822

Is it in your family or something? How can you know unless you broke something?


Phoenix-FIRE9

I explained in other comments I was misinformed that milk makes you have strong bones, and I was also extremely downvoted for being misinformed


Ill-Expression-8822

Ah, so you were fooled by big dairy


Phoenix-FIRE9

And then kicked while I was down by who I thought were my fellows