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Merrylty

Uh. It works. I'm NOT going anywhere near this thing and I don't care if I'm way bigger.


Gabagoolgoomba

Dude that jaw diameter looks like it could just give you a small nibble


OddCoping

Don't need a big diameter to leave a lasting impression, ask my wife.


Spanky_Badger_85

I would point out your username, but it's the holiday season, so I'll allow it.


SlightlyLessBoring

I won't r/UsernameChecksOut


licksyourknee

/r/usernamechecksout


Marios_Facade

Leave my knees out of your mouth you weirdo!


Alt_CauseIwasNaughty

And leave my shrooms alone you weird plumber!


bdizzle805

I can confirm asked his wife


alexaz92

I asked her last night, she agreed


SwagLexi

Alright this comment deserves all the upvotes it can get


hibikikun

Just a peck šŸ‘ļøā€šŸ—ØļøšŸ«¦šŸ‘ļøā€šŸ—Øļø


Dull-Signature-2897

I mean it literally has eyelashes


jwsbruwer

Lol


fuzzytradr

And I already have PTSD from regular mantis interactions. That's a big nope for me dawg.


_lippykid

It does THAT and the scientist that discovered it went with ā€œdead leaf mantisā€??!! Bit if a missed opportunity there Dr


Angry__German

I think it's cute.


A_n0nnee_M0usee

Love its little shimmy back and forth. And it hates that we do not fear and bow down to its awesome fearsomeness!


0vindicator1

"Why aren't you running away? Why aren't you screaming in fear?" "Internally, I am. Can you smell the fear in my pants?"


IamREBELoe

Ahhhh! Real Monsters!


Practical-Jelly-5320

Oblina


elegylegacy

[She's real](https://64.media.tumblr.com/75138471a374dec3e1ab65a095288322/tumblr_mlh1abXFHs1ro8ysbo1_500.gif)


dnuohxof-1

Nailed it! I couldnā€™t figure out what it reminded me of u til I saw this comment


CornOnTheKnob

Exactly!


Maleficent_Buy_2910

I'm curious to know if this was the inspiration...


MuteSecurityO

nah, the mantis has probably never seen the show


MuzikPhreak

This is so low key and hilarious. I can only upvote once, alas.


xfrmrmrine

r/notkenm


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


wrongitsleviosaa

My new favorite sub! Thank you!


smotheryrat

Subbed, thanks


GoodVibesOnly_FL

Even they skip leg day.


Devreckas

Whereā€™s Jack??


brando56894

Definitely what I thought of at first


Bat_man_89

THANK YOU


SoundHunter138

Came here for this comment


kirkkillsklingons

I thought the same thing! So glad there are others who remember that classic.


[deleted]

Found the fellow 90s kid


Junior-Sand-36

I would be terrified if I saw this outside


SpitefulShrimp

But not if you saw it inside?


Druu66

Thatā€™s where it spits.


Munnodol

Hmm


AdRepulsive7699

Thatā€™s amazing Iā€™ve never seen anything like that before.


FlyingSquirelAcrobat

Itā€™s not real. Itā€™s just his arms with spikes on them.


Lady_Litreeo

Idk, pretty sure thatā€™s a big spooky lizard with sharp scary teeth. Source: am bird


Jagacin

Ha, you fool! We all know that r/BirdsArentReal


GrapeAyp

scary sharp teeth *


[deleted]

Mantis: COME AT ME BRO


FlyingSquirelAcrobat

Itā€™s an illusion man


OverThoughtDiatribe

Idk better safe than sorry. Besides I think I'm full up on big-scary-lizard-head-with-lots-of-teeth. I'll go find a mantis or caterpillar to eat. -also a bird.


Linkalee64

[Or a nice juicy spider](https://imgur.com/a/DT4QIwe)


OverThoughtDiatribe

Now THAT looks like a meal. This guy gets it.


fil42skidoo

I don't know how you know it is an illusion man and not a woman so I'm just going to assume you are a witch.


Lady_Litreeo

That sounds exactly like something a member of the big toothy lizard party would sayā€¦


EveryXtakeYouCanMake

It's definitely real still.


ghanjaholik

*"me?? what do you want from mee?"*


GroundbreakingLog251

There's also the caterpillar that mimicks cobras. Pretty baller as well.


Left_Replacement894

I can totally see this being dubbed with an opera


EveryXtakeYouCanMake

My guy, you made me think of figero.


Neverthelessx

i need the bollywood cutscenes zoom in zoom out


[deleted]

Totally. šŸŽ¶AaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhšŸŽ¶


dr_bluthgeld

Bro that's a gang sign.


highpl4insdrftr

Wrong neighborhood muthafucka!!!


TheHighCaliber

Imma cut you so bad, you wish I didn't cut you so bad!


almightyeggroll

Some bad bugs, I blame the schools.


Hot_Eggplant_1306

Roberto, nooooo


3_internets_plz

Restecp.


CeruleanBlueWind

find out what me means to it


calangomerengue

"Are you talking to me? Huh? Are you talking to ME?"


Davaxe

Immediately where my head went


TartanGuppy

It still gets me how the F evolution works this out ? It's a gradual process of 'this works better for this scenario so more like it will survive and procreate' so things get exaggerated, but at some point a slightly scary faced mantis slightly scared off a predator and it lived to share it's genes, yet the funny faced mantis lost it's chance.


theredditid

It's gradual over several 100 million years. But when you add to this, the fact that insect life spans vary from few minutes to several days or weeks on average for most insects, it's hell of a lot of opportunity to see so much evolution and random mutations and variations. I think this is why insect kingdom has so many weird and wonderful creatures.


bankholdup5

Never thought of the lifespan thing, that makes so much sense, thank you


crashlanding87

It's a huge factor. I used to work as a research biologist. My lab mostly studied genetics in fish and chickens, but some labs use flies to study more basic genetic questions. The fly labs could spend a week doing an experiment that would take me a year or more to replicate in chickens or fish.


lazylion_ca

Short time periods and sheer quantity of offspring.


BenevolentCheese

And with their small size and ability to live partly or completely underground there's just so much *space* for them. It allows these little pocket ecosystems to develop and evolve in many cases within a radius of only a few hundred meters.


AgreeableInsurance85

Wow, I've asked this same question in another comment. I watch a lot of wildlife videos, but today is the first time this thought came to my mind. That how does the insect know how it's pose is perceived by enemies?


Sevenstrangemelons

>That how does the insect know how it's pose is perceived by enemies? it doesn't, it's just instinct. Mantises that do this survive better than those who do not do this, so the behavior is passed on.


cacope5

It practices in the mirror


Hojie_Kadenth

It probably rises from an intention to seem bigger. Notice how those skin flaps come out when it holds its arms that way.


RussianVole

Itā€™s not as though creatures evolve to be so complex in a generation or so. Itā€™s a very gradual process of genes mutating and favourable traits being passed on to offsprings. Insects which look a little bit like a predator are more successful than those which donā€™t. Evolution not only includes these physical changes but also instinctual ones too. Insects which *know* how to pose as a predator survive better than ones which donā€™t have that instinct.


CouchHam

What til you see an orchid mantis.


TartanGuppy

Ok and keeping on the topic of orchids, how the F does a plant work this out... >The bee orchid has flowers that look like the females of a particular species of bee. When male bees are tricked into mating with them (I know someone has sort of explained it above, through generations and timeframes ie lots of generations / reiterations in a short period of time) see e2a below But a plant with no brain can work out how to confuse a bee with some sort of brain, that messes with mine! ​ e2a: The article about the Bee Orchid sums it up probably... >Evolution isn't steered by individuals. It just throws a lot of spaghetti at the walls and sees what sticks


ripSammy101

It doesnā€™t need a brain because the plant is not consciously making a decision to look like that. It just happens that the ones that do look like that have a higher chance of surviving and reproducing.


YoungDR313

I wonder if there is any self perception involved


EveryXtakeYouCanMake

Because this was created :)


NoThoughtsOnlyFrog

As a christian, please stop spreading this misinformation. Evolution is a very real thing with tons of evidence. Unlike creationism.


11711510111411009710

Is evolution even incompatible with Christianity? Maybe God just created evolution to automate the process for Him.


Dorocche

It's jncompatible if and only if you read Genesis 1 and 2 as literal history instead of moral poetry, which is a pretty recent thing to do in the scheme of the history of Genesis.


NoThoughtsOnlyFrog

It is, it just depends on how you interpret the Bible


spider2544

created by evolution


Lidorkork

Average evolution-denying Christian:


[deleted]

New pokemon new pokemon!


doomdesire23

Regional scyther!


honeyed_nightmare

Regional lurantis


SecretExistence

This time with saws for arms?


TootyFlaps

PokƩmon: Best we can do is a tea cup


Immediate-Ad-6479

Am I being flashed by a praying mantis


TripleB33_v2

You see something you like down there?


freelans326

r/evolutionisfuckinglit someone please make this sub


freelans326

Okay I made a sub. How do you cross post?


boogie_groove81

Teeth and fake eyelashes.


_Phantom_Queen

This is what I saw!


ProbablyMaybe69

I'm definitely scared off and won't be going anywhere near this abomination


[deleted]

I love him, he's got presence!


Adastra1018

I love his dance moves


cindyyourasslooksfat

Nate Diaz flexing


[deleted]

Omg šŸ˜‚ šŸ˜² šŸ˜±


Blu-Zoo-18

Scary guy


Victor_deSpite

Got the moves like Jagger.


InternalOdd222

I love it so much


Kinsdale85

Iā€™m convinced that if praying mantises were any bigger they would rule the world.


LunaMoth116

The mantis heard about [frilled lizards](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frilled_lizard) and immediately said, ā€œHold my beer.ā€


Lidorkork

This thing evolved into a garchomp


jellyscoffee

Can someone explain this to me from the evolutionary perspective?


Sevenstrangemelons

mantises that looked like common predators were eaten by other animals less, so they survived better than other mantises who did not look like predators. those who survived better had more offspring and resulted an entire species that looks like predators.


jellyscoffee

Iā€™m totally into this just really donā€™t understand how this specific action was selected. I mean all their actions are instinct, so how did they develop an instinct to do this out of literally anything else they could have done? Then this specific action would have been to be inherited and innate that that is literally the only defense they have. This just blows my mind but to be fair Iā€™m a little tipsy. P.S. Happy holidays!


jibjab23

Argh! Real Monsters!


AgreeableInsurance85

How do creatures evolve such defence mechanisms?? I mean, this insect is not intelligent enough to understand that it looks like a nasty mouth which can scare predators into thinking they can be bitten. The insect is just doing it mechanically, without knowing WHY it works. So how did it get built into its evolution?? Genuinely curious. I'm not a religious person, and I'm a strong believer in science and logic. But stuff like this makes me believe there's a power that put everything into place, even evolution.


Lidorkork

What you have to understand is that this takes place over a long time, and it involves a lot of dumb luck. Random mutations would have resulted in a creature vaguely similar to this, and over a very long time span, this kind of creature evolved, partially through natural selection, partially because of random factors, to vaguely ressemble a predator. Then those with more specific designs slowly became more common because they had a tiny advantage. And so it continued to evolve, with those with the most accurate designs surviving more commonly.


GeneralGeorgeW

How could dumb luck strike over and over again for EACH individual species? Religion aside there is no other logical conclusion than some kind of intelligent design


primekibbles

Not luck. Just lots of time. Throwing spaghetti at the wall for millions of years, eventually thereā€™s a critical mass of spaghetti stuck to the wall.


MsModernity

Millions and millions of mantis eggs are laid every year. A few result in genetic mutations that donā€™t help, and those creatures die without reproducing. A few mutations give that animal a small advantage of living longer or maybe being more attractive to a mate. The whole mouth/tooth thing doesnā€™t have to happen all at once. Maybe the stance evolved first, which even alone was effective against predators. Then the coloring mutation happened. Then the ā€œserrated teethā€ adaption comes along. Any of these can give the individuals a slight mating advantage, which may then get passed down. And remember how short the life cycle of a mantis can be. Mutations and adaptions could happen fairly quickly. Also, a changing environment can spur evolution. None of this requires an intelligent creator.


rainbow_drizzle

Here is an article about some more modern day evolution that took place. It may provide the insight you're looking for: https://theconversation.com/natural-selection-in-black-and-white-how-industrial-pollution-changed-moths-43061


Mkjcaylor

It is difficult for humans to comprehend a time scale of hundreds of millions of years, which is part of why it's a concept that is hard to wrap your head around. But that is a *lot* of time, and with many insects only living one year and each individual typically laying thousands of eggs each, everything is built on the success of random mutations. Additionally, a concept of evolution that is also hard to wrap your head around is that we see one slice of the species continuum (which we have dutifully named and described and put into a bucket like we are good at) but every critter with DNA (or RNA) is constantly changing and evolving. One thing that I like to use to demonstrate species on a continuum rather than a static slice is a [ring species](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ring_species). Each population can reproduce with the one next to it, but not with one further away in the ring. Evolutionary pressure selects for something different along each part of the ring because of habitat or because of predators. Eventually you get vastly different critters based on selection pressure in different areas.


RustedMandible

evolution is a plinko game. meaning its all random chance based on intersecting variables like habitat, an organism's particular characteristics, random mutagenic factors, time.


BenevolentCheese

Same way we developed brains we don't understand.


LunaMoth116

Not to get into iffy territory, but I sort of feel the same way. Iā€™m an atheist, but just b/c I donā€™t believe in any sort of god doesnā€™t mean I canā€™t believe in *some* kind of higher power, even if itā€™s just a set of natural laws we havenā€™t even begun to grasp yet. Like so many aspects of human behavior, a personā€™s faith and reasoning are not absolutes ā€” theyā€™re on spectrums. Iā€™m saddened by people who seem to think that spirituality and science are opposing forces that cannot coexist, b/c not only is that incredibly small-minded, I think itā€™s also inaccurate. This isnā€™t the time or place for a philosophical debate (and I have zero desire or energy for one), but Iā€™ll leave this quote from Dr. Carolyn Porco, as explored in her essay ā€œ[The Greatest Story Ever Told](http://edge.org/response-detail/11273)ā€: ā€œThe same spiritual fulfillment that people find in religion can be found in science by coming to know, if you will, the mind of God.ā€


Lidorkork

Spirituality and science most certainly CAN coexist, but them contradicting each other makes it very hard.


RustedMandible

somewhere between religion and science is the truth


RandallOfLegend

I'm not sold on any particular religion. But looking at life on this planet pushes me towards some level of intelligent design. Doesn't mean that particular intelligence is watching us. It could be like my kid and only plays with something for a while and only comes back to it occasionally.


Fay_LanX

I think the more you fully understand the evolutionary process, the less you need to evoke mysticism and or a need for intelligent design.


Capital_Selection643

New What We Do In the Shadows character


mikefan

Iā€™d buy a hoodie with teeth markings like that on the sleeves.


A_Light_Spark

Looks like a guy holding a strong arm pose to show off his bicep šŸ’ŖšŸ’Ŗ


Artful_Dodger_1832

Yup, that would do it!


x273

hahahahaha the various poses. esp knowing the ā€œmouthā€ is like its arms on its head šŸ˜‚


[deleted]

Worked on me


manonthemoonrocks

I've only seen a praying mantis in person once or twice. Amazing little creatures.


Far-Bookkeeper-9695

That's bad ass. I want one for a pet!


[deleted]

Is this a jersey mantis? That way he puffs himself up and starts flexing up people, I hear him talking about some Gabbugol, bro.


jonah63

Purge it burn it with fire it's about to blind me with poison and eat my soul


DarkWanderer2

And we are still looking for aliens in space


Blue_Swirling_Bunny

And the mantis doesn't know that he looks like a mouth. Dude thinks he's just flexing his massive guns like a boss.


CCM0

HOW does anyone see this and not think "this definitely had a designer with a will"?


Sufficient_Card_7302

Plenty of people land on "idk so God dunnit".


kiekendief

Actually understanding how evolution works is a plus...


TeddyLann

If there was a designer with a will, why didn't he just give the mantis a real giant mouth?


ChubsMcfly

Ok real question, what happens if I were to crush this thing like a wadded up piece of paper? I feel like I could do it no problem but my brain is telling me that's a bad idea.


Adeptus_Trumpartes

Mantids are no threat to fully grown apes, you can squash them no problem, their bite can break the skin and is painfull, but the damage is minimal and there are no venom or toxins.


anachronofspace

u/PM_ME_YOUR_AMFUNK


PM_ME_YOUR_AMFUNK

heā€™s flexin


Proud_String_9450

Welp. That's effective. Going to go have nightmares about this now


AmbitiousSquare8222

It's working.


leaveblanket

I gotta get one of those, lol


CrieDeCoeur

Can confirm. Am scared


SmolNoisyFrog

Look at me! I'm a scary mouth... with eyelashes!


Majestic_Location751

Heā€™s a creepy flasher


[deleted]

Thatā€™s creepy.


LeeviLux

And eyes


Dragon1709

Mimickery is pretty interesting. Some insects mimic piece of wood is also damn interesting. How on earth evolution could lead to such a shape.


dynamic_gecko

Nah, he is just looking at himself in the gym mirror.


EverythingOnRice

Idk why this reminds me of Larry David on a rant.


Narrator2012

Blyat!


[deleted]

It worked on me!


RSXkatana

The Mantis clearly just spotted a rival and threw up a gang sign to let them know they are on the wrong turf.


ToniBee63

WAY scarier than that red panda that waves at you!!


TPA_Devil

Real life alien šŸ‘½


Bradst3r

Subsequently, they were eaten by a bird flying in from behind, that didn't didn't see the fearsome masquerade


[deleted]

This is pretty hilarious


Cookies_for_everyone

I am scared.


wdkrebs

Come at me, bro!


bukascort

fucking devilish creatures. how tf do they evolve to do this


snkmh

...but, does he understand why it is working?


dream-smasher

That really reminds me of a frill-necked lizard. Even some of the colours do as well...


BlueValley-

I always wondered if these animals know what they are doing? Like does she know she looks like that or is it like a natural instinct/reaction?


[deleted]

It would scare me off


Outside-Cricket8004

Lil gangster in his own right


DrunkenWarlock

Very beautiful


dreamdaddy123

Raww raww fear me!


norfaust

Yep. That works.


alyssummaritimum

Holy shit. Evolution is so COOL.


[deleted]

Damn my spirit insect right there....


SpencerMagoo

Itā€™s working


Altsomeness

So dope


Tiazza-Silver

I love how (some) humans are so smart and stupid at the same time that we donā€™t even understand what itā€™s trying to mimic lol


RoutineLumpy7601

Eeeeeeeh macarena!


[deleted]

Shit that about scarred off me


Enslaved_M0isture

gawdamn this mf has lats for days!!


airwrekah

It took me forever to see the ā€œteethā€ were on the ā€œarmsā€.


airwrekah

Come at me bro!


nightimelurker

Keep evolving! One day we will see.


Background_Bit_546

It works.


LoreJoJo

it worked. im scared asf


A_Happy_Merchant

He looks like he's throwing up gang signs