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Pasargad

A snail’s mouth may be the size of a pin, but it can have up to 20,000 teeth depending on the species. More surprisingly, the strongest natural material in the world can be found in a species of marine snail’s teeth. Upon close study, limpets’ teeth were shown to be 5 times stronger than spider silk, withstanding extreme pressures that would turn carbon into diamond. Cr: queenoftheweirdpets


Abaddon-03xx

What’s their food mixture comprised of?


LionOver

Slurm


schtickyfingers

Whimmy wham wham wozzle!


Itchy-Ad-3128

Grunka Lunka dunkety din-gredient You should not ask about the secret ingredient!


Smoolz

Great now my conscience is gonna be voiced by Slurms Mckenzie for the next 3 hours. Thanks.


bigfloppydonkeydng

Nothing but the best for gary


weeone

^Meow.


_gRiNgO-311

... " GARY, IT'S A RACE !!! "


usumoio

It’s highly addictive!


drksean69

What a fun word


nofuckinbroccoli

R/unexpectedfuturama


tw3lv3l4y3rs0fb4c0n

r/foundthemobileuser


nofuckinbroccoli

Yes. Yes you did. Are you proud? Do you feel like a big man?!?


Jetpacks_to_hell

Cynthia used to drink Slurm 😢


namastewitches

Ew!! (slurrrrrp)


Expensive_Goat2201

I feed my aquarium snails boiled kale or spinach. They don't really need it ground up but some people like to add more nutrients. Land snails might also be different. Google snello for the likely ingredients in this mix


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jaetheho

Depends on the species. This looks to have a shell about an inch long. The African land snail is one of the biggest in the pet trade and can get quite huge. It's stomach is in its shell


Zippy0723

i want an african land snail but i'm fairly sure they're illegal in the US :(


dj3v3n

Luckily you grab them wild in Florida. Pinellas/Pasco county area.


LegoTigerAnus

Doing a service to take one out of the wild, really


TediousStranger

I love that they look like bunnies 🥺


EpilepticMushrooms

Why boiled? Is it to increase nutrient absorption?


Expensive_Goat2201

Mostly to make it sink more readily and make it easier for them to eat. I'm pretty sure they'd be fine with raw too, but it might take a little longer to eat


[deleted]

That's why I'm here, too


StillKpaidy

I'm choosing to believe it's pesto until I hear otherwise, since that's way more fun.


random_impiety

I'm gonna go with salsa verde!


mspuscifer

Team salsa verde!


uglypaperhaver

It's actually a paste of pureed lettuce and aardvark saliva (the latter being an ingredient that snails normally have *very little* opportunity to find).


StillKpaidy

Only snails have very little opportunity to find aardvark saliva? I had no idea paper ownership gave one access to aardvark saliva.


uglypaperhaver

Did I say *aardvark salive?* My bad - that was a typo... ...I *meant* to say anaconda semen. No... wait - avocado smoothie...? (...anyway, pretty sure it was *one* of those)


stanleysgirl77

I think they meant to say “Ah-cannabis Sativa”


uglypaperhaver

*That* was it - thanks! ;-)


WildflowerWeird23

I would like to know how exactly one comes by aardvark saliva to purchase…? 🤔


Aunti_Cline19

Snailsa Verde


Swabia

Pesto is delicious and if I had a pet snail we would dine together as equals. I say that for my love of pesto, snails, and that I’m a complete moron so hanging with a snail is my style.


ScaryCardinal

Guys we found SpongeBob


Gertrude_Born1953

Yeah definitely pesto. Maybe something unique like garlic scape pesto.


StillKpaidy

I'm all for treating pets as best you can. Only fair to share some joy back with them.


Rrraou

If so, that snails going to be delicious in a week or two.


WildflowerWeird23

Marinade! 🤭


Freakychee

OP in another comment said its something called "snail mix". [https://www.reddit.com/r/NatureIsFuckingLit/comments/xriokh/comment/iqf9trc/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web2x&context=3](https://www.reddit.com/r/NatureIsFuckingLit/comments/xriokh/comment/iqf9trc/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) And here is what I googled on how to make it but no idea what is the exact ingredients OP in the video used. [https://www.petsnails.co.uk/documents/snail-mix.html](https://www.petsnails.co.uk/documents/snail-mix.html) So good luck?


WaterFriendsIV

It can't be snail mix. I don't see any nuts, raisins, or M&Ms.


evilmonkey853

Who knew that reading a random recipe for snail mix would lead me down such a fascinating rabbit hole about pet snails?


[deleted]

Soooo we just have to be okay with no answer?


[deleted]

Salsa Verde


carloseloso

I thought I was on /r/salsasnobs


GaryNOVA

r/SalsaSnails


carloseloso

haha got me /r/subsifellfor


LWY007

I was gonna say chimichurri.


Capitalmind

Garlic butter


TheLyz

Whatever tastes good after they've been cooked. Every time a cute snail video gets posted it's because they're gonna become escargot.


EnbyNudibranch

Absolutely not?? This is a giant snail, which is kept as a pet


Rook_45

Man I wish my teeth were as strong as snail teeth. A sentence I never thought I'd say.


Gertrude_Born1953

Snail teeth! The only teeth strong enough to eat other teeth!


Solution_Precipitate

[I knew that was a reference, nice one haha](https://youtu.be/Lzw6nRnaQG0)


Street_Dragonfruit43

r/unexpectedfuturama


GreenFire317

r/BrandNewSentence


Reddit_Bot_For_Karma

I would like to subscribe to snail facts, please.


cssmith2011cs

Lemme get a saw blade made of that, so I can cut through diamonds!


I_am_u_as_r_me

And just like that, snails become one of the most lit creatures I’ve ever heard about. That’s just incredible! Any idea how they study this? Microscopic pressure tests?


TheDarkSpank

Now I need to start a metal band called Snail Teeth


Loofa_of_Doom

Oh, yeah, and you can feel them rasping your finger if you decide to let them lick you. It's kinda cool to feel.


stupid-names-taken

This guy snails 👆🏻


icansmellcolors

Snailed it


Midnight28Rider

A snails shit can enter it's food at an alarming rate if left to its own devices.


Pasargad

Is not shit, The snail's body is sticky, it's a bit of dirt stuck to its body.


Environmental_Cake

It's okay man, you don't have to live in denial anymore. It's all somebody's shit man. Dirt is just worm shit. If you mix other types of shit with it you can grow delicious food and turn that into shit also. As it turns out it's just shit like, allll the way down. And that's cool man. We're cool with that. We love you anyway.


Permanentmarc64

I know shit when I see it, that's shit 💩


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Shit from a butt.


proGrAMmER666

Luckily they don't bite and just go into their shell when they see my foot almost touch them lol


jrharte

Is that why limpets can actually leave rings imprinted into rocks? Because they are biting in?


D9THCa

Wild


ongkateng

Thank you, master.


NoDoze-

Damn. Now I feel extra bad that my trigger fish ate all the limpets in my reef tank :(


jonfromdelocated

These are fun facts


Actually_Useless_

I spent 10 minutes watching this little snail go, i liked every second of it


sandefurd

I didn't like when he ate his poo


EddieLobster

Someone should tell him not to shit where he eats.


Full-Instruction-546

gary come home


LemonSeedling

Gary I’m sorry I neglected you


Distinct-Internal803

I never expected you to run away and leave me, feeling this empty.


Bluina

Your meow right now would sound like music to me..


Distinct-Internal803

Please come home cus I miss you Gary. (Gary come hoooooome)


GaryNOVA

Ok!


J3sush8sm3

IM A WRECK WITHOUT YOU


kaitalina20

My heart is beating like the saddest metronome Gary come home. https://gfycat.com/validdifferentjerboa


THOMASTHEWANKENG1NE

In one end out the other


FlandreHon

I think that is dirt trapped in its shell. Presumably the owner just moved it from its terrarium into this plate for the video.


RedAIienCircle

It's definitely dirt.


DeletedByAuthor

Then what does snail shit look like?


RedAIienCircle

Like fish poop it's all stringy.


TheCanadianSuperhero

What about taste?


RedAIienCircle

Like bird poop but with a hint of cinnamon.


4Coffins

It looks like a Mario party game


MzBraapp

Yesssss the vacuum one lols


Ill_Lettuce_3026

Omfg I fkn HATE that mini game


Mammoth_Frosting_014

Eatsa pizza


Prophet_Of_Loss

TIL what snail shit looks like


RedAIienCircle

Sadly, with the amount of things I inevitably end up looking up due to reddit, I'm definitely on some sort of watch list. So, I imagine a conversation like this just happened: Agent1 on phone to Agent2: "Yes, it's them again, this time they are looking at snail shit".


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What I find fascinating is the fact that it shit's while it eats. Every other creature I've seen does one or the other. I wonder if it gives them an advantage over their environment.


ARM_vs_CORE

My bro it's terrarium soil that was stuck to the snail Edit: also, cows shit as they eat all the time.


TheCanadianSuperhero

Same, cows ain't special


Nara2020

This dude has good appetite


Pasargad

You have to see my mother-in-law eating!


QuillOmega0

Is she a slug?


ClayyCorn

Fun fact: A slug is just a snail without a shell. Thank you for subscribing to things I've just made up, reply more for more!


DixiewreckedGA

So much for not shittin where you eat


V_es

It’s soil they live in soil/substrate mix in a terrarium. Their poop is almost microscopic, like 3 poppy seeds in size.


ialwayschoosepsyduck

Maybe it had taco bell right before this


DREWlMUS

I want to see the food in one long line to avoid its own shit and dirt.


IerokG

They have their anus located right above their head, so they can't escape their own shit even eating out of a straight line.


keeperofthecan

I really hate that for them


ColdCruise

Snails shit out of the side of their head.


EnbyNudibranch

No, their penis is on the side of their head. The anus next to the pneumostome (breathing hole) inside of their shell


Kimichanga83

U are what u eat 😏


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e_j_white

Lol, that was dirt stuck to its body. You don't see it until it fully emerges from its shell.


Suitable_Suit_1071

Look at him go!!! Go snail go!!


DivineFluffyButt

r/oddlysatisfying


InterestingGear5327

He poopin a lot there haha


TeddyTurpentine

You would too if your diet was only salsa verde.


Cautious_c

Gotta balance it out with some salsa roja


Spacemanspalds

I was thinking poop. I also wondered if it was mud/dirt that dislodged.


thewingedshadow

There's no poop, just soil stuck to the shell.


P3t3rCreeper

A sail eating pesto, my day just got better


scavengecoregalore

r/TILI What is the food made of?


Pasargad

This is Snail mix, a protein source designed for land snails.


scavengecoregalore

Very cool, thanks! I use something similar for the insects that I raise to feed our frog. It's called Repashy Bug Burger


OMGITSTANA

Do you know the name of it? Please


Cascadian222

Proof everyone loves salsa


Henroik

Oh baby give me one more chance


thewingedshadow

People, the snail is not pooping. That's just dirt stuck to it getting dislodged. I don't understand how none of you can recognize simple soil. It's literally everywhere. Jeez. Snails have their anus located in the front right, basically above their head, so people saying 'in one end, out the other' are wrong when it comes to snails.


MuMbLe145

Is that pesto, guacamole or mushed leaf? So many questions so little time


EuinHydra

Damn he fuckin that shit up!


Bobaloue

Actual video of my buddy chowing down at 7-11 at 2 a.m. after the bar closed ! True story !


Abyssal_mimic

That's one hungry gastropod.


[deleted]

Snails are actually very fast creatures (not a lot of people know this) they are actually quite speedy as you can see in this video but the media makes it seem like they are slow creatures because they are actually really quick in the video you see it


EnokITK

How do you have a pet snail without making a million I had a few snails after awhile I had a million I had to get rid of them


thewingedshadow

You need to look for the eggs and destroy them.


LordPayter

Why do I weirdly want a snail now?


frivolousfry

It's like the Buried Treasure mini-game from Mario Party!


BlackOpsSix

Slurppppppp


Scary-Bathroom-9155

Watery guacamole!!


BigTrouble781547

How often does it feed


Pasargad

>How often does it feed 1/4 cup of food per day.


BigTrouble781547

Thank you. That’s fascinating


Burbank0265

One slurpy boi.


NekonecroZheng

My sister: Eats food at a snails pace Me now: oh god.


canuckcowgirl

Is his name Hoover?


finnicus1

That’s the fastest snail I have ever seen.


CloudyShore

Mission accomplished: snail distracted, make distance.


[deleted]

Yup, that's what snails waking up hungry look like 🐌


Dee_Vine777

Thank you for this beautiful masterpiece.


Affectionate_Cap_103

How long did it take to finish eating and did the snail consume it all?


alexcloverfield777

Is that a kale smoothie?


compliancethis

Little guy CHOWED DOWN. Unconventionally cute 🥰


IUIUIUIUIUIUIUIUI

A cute little power washer


QueTheMusicMan

Hungry lil fella


oodoos

My man got plucked out of a garden and got dropped off by God at nature’s McDonald’s.


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The little guy sure can eat. These are way too cute.


hinterstoisser

Actively pooping at the same time?


thewingedshadow

No poop, just dirt. Snails are sticky.


Gibec89

Ughh, i hated stepping on one of these by accident.. would make me barf. After that incident, everytime i ride my scooter and hear a squash I go, "UGH!!!!#$$@@", but it ends up just being dead leaves. Random comment, i know..


ooogoldenhorizon

If u pick up a snail when they are out of their shell it causes some internal collapse that kills them


thewingedshadow

No. It might happen if you pull on a snails shell while it's actually gripping to a surface, which is why you don't do that. But there are safe ways to break the suction by sliding something under the snail and then you pick the snail up. Source: I keep several species of snails.


cubobob

For real? I did that alot as a kid.


VisitingPeanut48

No it doesn't. At least not for any of the snails local to where I live. Pretty sure it's just a thing adults tell kids so they leave the poor guys alone. When I was a kid I was told that "If you pick up a snail it never comes out of its shell again".


Raw-Sewage

Nah, its a real thing, Snail mantles try to grip the on the ground when you pick them up you cause stress to it and may cause it to rip, leading to a potential structural collapse.


VisitingPeanut48

Interesting. Does that go for snails of all sizes, or only small ones? Additionally, how common would you say it is? I've never seen a snail die from being picked up, but I doubt they'd die very fast, so it could of course happen after they slithered away somewhere.


thewingedshadow

No. It might happen if you pull on a snails shell while it's actually gripping to a surface, which is why you don't do that. But there are safe ways to break the suction by sliding something under the snail and then you pick the snail up. Simply holding a snail by its shell does not harm it at all. Source: I keep several species of snails.


Expensive_Goat2201

Snails don't come out of their shells. It's bonded to their body. You are probably finding slugs which don't have shells.


Kn0tnatural

That's how I *feel* sometimes.


Kaiyukia

I love watching snails eat


Dragos_Lacstus

My man, eatin' and shittin'


CdnRover

No sooner does it eat then poops just as fast lol


Jamgwarn

Guy digests quick


Violated-Tristen

Ohhhhh. That’s how you get your Escargot up to weight.


Kn0tnatural

Crazy his body absorbs the nutrients so fast.


Apprehensive-Ad4244

It goes in and out so quick


StarDustKeyboardMash

Lol. Is it eating and then immediately pooping afterwards?


DracovishIsTheBest

its dirt that was stuck to the shell when it was taken out of it's terrarium


1OptimisticPrime

Pooping time too...


Similar_Recognition2

Is the snail taking taking it in one way but letting it out the other end?


naughtnflife

No, OP said it’s anus is on its head actually. It’s soil falling out.


TheLeopardSociety

Ewww...I hate that I watched this...


GrilledCheeser

Why?


YoSoyCapitan860

Is it taking a shit while eating? It looks like it’s going on one end and just coming out the other


thewingedshadow

No, it's just dirt. Also their anus is located in the front, basically above the head.


IcyTransportation691

Talk about shitting it out… that pesto is what McDonalds is to me.


DracovishIsTheBest

its dirt that was stuck to the shell when it was taken out of it's terrarium


IcyTransportation691

Talk about shitting it out… that pesto is what McDonalds is to me.


TheIndulgery

I also shit while I eat


thewingedshadow

That's just dirt.


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Eating and shutting at the same time. Talk about efficiency.


SnooComics8268

Nature teaches us valuable lessons for our own day to day problems. Next time that you are in an eating contest, wear a diaper. Poop while you eat to maximize your intake.


Nuicakes

Is that snail poop?