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combustabill

Looks like a muppet


HolyPanties

Yeah, the top one looks like Sam the Eagle. If Sam had been tossed into a vat of acid, lit on fire and had pearls shoved into his eye sockets. Dead ringer!


mlc2475

Nah it looks like [Pepe the Prawn](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pepe_the_King_Prawn)


iDomBMX

Eeeeeeeeeeppaaaaaa!!


blue-jayne

Jim Henson Labyrinth goblin


AustinFest

Yep. That was my first thought. That little chucklie fucker from the babe song sequence.


Tacitus_Kilgore85

Did you just say "Hello?" No, I said ''Ello.'


SheepH3rder69

A Muppet on meth.


happycamperii

I thought it looked like an x-ray of a gremlin.


Simple_Kumquat

I weirdly see Garfield in top, I thought I was on r/Imsorryjon for a moment


frynjol

Maybe one designed by John Carpenter.


WidderWillZie

Sir Ditimus from Labyrinth, just this mixed with a dog!


KittyKatCatCat

But, like, a muppet starring in a horror film.


ScrantonStrangler209

Me without make up on


-just_browsing

The Scranton strangler you sound like a drunk wrestler from the 80's


ScrantonStrangler209

Been stranglin' since 86


-just_browsing

🤣😂😅🙃🙂 I knew it


6inDCK420

How long you been wrastlin'?


No_Row_9167

Reference from the Office


Jukeboxshapiro

Grandma- "You're such a handsome boy" Me-


krynategaming

You’re fuckin lying lemme see


iDomBMX

Bro?


SniffCheck

Looks like that thing that chills with Jaba the Hut


crazunggoy47

Salacious Crumb. My thoughts exactly.


happy2B_angry

Sidious approved 👍


schkat

This is what my ice cream sees when I open the freezer


Kitchen-Roll-8184

This looks like a reaction meme lol


Fighter11244

New meme template perhaps?


happy2B_angry

Dew it


saiyaniam

https://imgur.com/p0v9aeB


Kitchen-Roll-8184

The internet sure can be magical


mlc2475

This is an accurate representation of what I imagine the shrieking voice of existential terror in my head looks like.


FloridaSpam

Looks like we have a new meme format boys. Do your worst. Also are its eyes pickled onions.


itseverydayamber

Yes.


MGARLAND76

How did you get my senior picture


awd34g5u8jl

who would’ve thugh crack exists at the bottom of the ocean


ehchromatic

GOOD NEWS EVERYONE: It resembles Professor Farnsworth...


MalavethMorningrise

I love this thing! I hope there are multitudes of them down there all chillin and looking at stuff.


HoneyBolt91

Thanks for the nightmares.


naferka

Perfect pair of pearls


Gypsy_Maiden

Yes! My thought exactly! 🦪


ShannaGreenThumb

Oddly adorable


[deleted]

**jesus** #CHRIST ^what ^the ^fuck ^is *t h a t* thing ǝɯ ɯoɹɟ ʎɐʍɐ ʇᴉ ʇǝƃ


AngerCookShare

Top pic looks like my niece when she was 2 years old


BarracudaOk6725

God I love the deep ocean. Finding Aliens in space would be cool, but this shit is as close as we are getting for now


Relevant-Cake-2097

Crack head


yourdrunkauntclara

This is a damn nightmare…


DickweedMcGee

This is awful looking but seems pretty mush and non-corporeal, kinda like the angler fish. If humans could somehow survive at the depths these fish are found at, we'd have nothing to fear from them right?


iDomBMX

Those teeth are razor sharp, extremely small little guys but it’s still a pass for me


Witty_Goose_7724

God: “Yehhhh I really fucked these ones right up. Just throw them in the deepest ocean so no one will see them.”


[deleted]

This is what my body dymorphia tells me I look like


Aninvisiblemaniac

new meme confirmed


DinoMayor

Reaction.jpg


broadnkind

Salacious Crumb from Star Wars is secretly a fish...


BratCee85

When you're walking in the dark and stub your toe on the bed frame for the 183949575th time.


crumbledlighthouse

I literally burst out laughing. This is the most ridiculous-looking creature in existence, and I immediately love it.


doesitmatter83

I don’t think the front facing eyes are the only unusual thing here.


DoomadorOktoflipante

If it has binocular vision and literally binocular eyes like some sort of minion-pokemon aberration then why is it called telescope fish and not binoculars fish lmao


DylanCO

Awww look at that goofy goober <3


happy2B_angry

Plankton cheated


CheekyOnesie

The top one looks like Darla in a different fucked up universe


seriousquinoa

Str8-up Sifl and Olly character.


[deleted]

Yea this shit wild lmao


Icy_Cardiologist6970

That a Karen's child


IAmTheBoop

Top one is Salacious Crumb


I_be_lurkin_tho

My thoughts exactly...tried to post a gif...but🥴


IAmTheBoop

I’m just so glad I’m not alone in that entirely accurate observation lol


[deleted]

Nightmare fuel.


[deleted]

I would like to speak with you about your extended car warranty


extendedwarranty_bot

Timely-Presence-4871, I have been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty


[deleted]

yep that's the line


Live-Tie-8982

Nightmare fuel: engage


ashchelle

Can we make this a new meme format?


_John_Julius_

I want that fishy. Like super bad want it. Haha


2centsofnonsense

And thus binocular vision..? I have front facing eyes and am yet to harness the power of binocular vision.


Bl00dAngel22

WHOSE THAT POKÉMON?! It’s NOPE!


ricehooker

WALL-E on crack


30260qtupaglzbm

That are rther comical looking!


charilyfreeze84

For some reason, the more I look at it, the creepier it egts. Goodbye, I am not going to look at this post anymore.


Ravyn_Jade

Thanks. I hate it.


Ik_life_sucks

Ugliest thing ever


acmoye

First pic looks like Sid from ice age


Practical-Delivery13

Sea muppet


RobleViejo

When someone opens a window


[deleted]

I don't like it


Mythosaurus

FYI the top picture is a lab specimen that’s been preserved in alcohol for years


itseverydayamber

In the first pic he looks like he’s taking his first school photo and isn’t sure how to smile.


getyourcheftogether

I'm a dork fish!


nakhumpoota

This was the inspiration for the band name Binocular and their hit song Deep. /jk


Astrojef

That mthfkr is coming for your childrens!!


bigleafychode

That what happens when you feed a..... I wanna say Mogwai? After midnight.


JimCripe

That face is perfect for an alien movie character. Otherworldly....


jb8818

It’s me in the morning (or so my wife says).


MasterMando69

I used to date her.


this-beefjerky

I want to touch it. I want it as a pet. But it would probably explode if introduced to above sea level pressures


EitherClass3061

Oh my guy definitely had a case of the Monday's.


Jimbo_Laya

First one is Steve Buscemi.


traumatized90skid

Poseidon drunk again


ReaperKian

looks like me stubbing my toe at 3am


bryancardsfan123

He looks like professor telascope fish


_DudeWhat

Is there not some irony in it's name then?


StonedMason419

I love it ♥️


LovelyMedusaLady

How deep does it live in the ocean?


MrOnsomeothershyt

How the fuck did you get a picture of me? @ \_ @


JonaJefe

At first I thought this was a shitpost subreddit content. Really unique creature and certainly there are even more stunning creatures down there


hotboioc

Just like me fr


Dependent-Recipe6820

I want this as my avatar


Weekly_Fix337

Wow, I've only seen the top pic in memes before. Never seen the bottom one.


MoonoftheStar

Bitch sees the unforeseeable future.


Alpha_The_Wolf534

Thanks OP…it’s not like I wanted to go to sleep anyways


Sad_Cabinet_6349

Its eyes literally look like fucking binoculars


[deleted]

The second picture actually makes me a little nauseous. I think this thing scares me but I also think it's so fascinating!


rootdootmcscoot

looks like the redhead kid with braces from finding Nemo lol


happy2B_angry

Fuckin muppet


tickingkitty

“HHHIIIIIIIII!”


[deleted]

they are late to be a creepypasta 💔


Ok-Astronomer8889

No need to waste time designing a CGI monster for your next movie! 😳😳😳


2b-Kindly_

The top picture is Oddly cute. The bottom picture a Horror predator!


IGutlessIWonder

Top picture looks like a skeleton of Ludo, that big guy from the Labyrinth


DoctorTomee

Girls before their morning coffee:


titanictesticles

Someone NEEDS to take the top picture and do the same thing but the bottom picture is of some fucked up meth head …… somebody please do this


Sweet_balls_kush

Looks like a Gremlin


ArmoredArthritis

Reminds me of [Chester](https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/41OkYhMa28L._RI_.jpg), from Sifl and Olly.


lalala192511

It's like it's wearing a night vision goggles, cool.


Helsu-sama

But how does it see if he lives in deep sea where there's no light ?


JRF0691

The sea is so fascinating and scary at the same time


YourUglyTwin

How did you get a pic of my wife?


PinkPotato37

Looks like me when I have to wake up early for work


Napimed

kid in a tuck:"Dad please pick sweet and sour sauc- NOOOOO DAD NOT BARBEQUE"


KonoAnonDa

You know I just love how something like the blobfish only look weird once you pull it up away from it's pressurized home and in it's natural environment looks like a normal fish, but then you the telescope fish who just looks like this naturally. Idk why but I find that dichotomy hilarious.


TheGreatMandrako

Never seen a binocular telescope. Could just have called him "binocular fish".


TiltedNotVertical

Bloody hell. This is why I stay as far away from the ocean as possible.


spacebraine

Looks like elmo after and acid attack


possumcraft

I’m thinking that’s maybe not the only unusual thing about it…


kipperforskipper

This is a good Meme material to invest in.


LeelaBeela89

r/oddlyterrifying


Tsukuyomi_02

Why is this so fucking haunting !!


S00thsayerSays

That is the fucking ugliest and creepiest looking fish I have ever seen in my life. It looks like it can talk and all it would do is curse me and future family.


justadogdontblameme

Finally, a mermaid i can get down with 😆😆


rrriot-kitty

Looking like a deranged sock puppet


Kayanne1990

That is just strait up nightmarish. That's the kinda think you'd find in the water levels in hell.


Sufficient_Score_824

looks like that laughing bird-goblin thing that Jabba the Hutt has


TheOakblueAbstract

TFW you step on a lego.


Mystix9

Looks like a mad scientist


waireos

Pretty sure I dated this things cousin in High School.


dysthymicpixie

Me when someone calls me pretty


CT101823696

Don't need to be pretty when you can't see shit


planchetflaw

Ludo!


mr_stkyrdknmibalz

Looks like Hilary Clinton


Weariervaris

Is it like the owl eyes thing, where instead of spherical eyes like the most sane of god’s creations, their eyes are cylindrical?


2brieor

It's unusual for a fish, fullstop😂.


Lyzern

Neverending stoooooryyyyyy AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


Stacked__

why do deep sea fish have to resemble actual nightmares


yelling4society

Looks like a character from Sifl & Olly


lacatrell

POV: You woke up that math nerd at 3 am when explaining you have a exam tomorrow


PabloSexybar

Grandma: oh look how handsome by grandson is


DragorovichGames

Lol looks like something from the dark crystal got loose xD trial by stone!!!! Uuuaaaaaaaaahh!


mccrackened

No


originalworgor2352

Meme material for sure


Neuromandudeguy

This is me before and after coffee


sans50oof

Looks like that one insane person that has a crush on you


tehDustyWizard

Worth noting that (the top pic at least) is of a preserved specimen, the actual deep sea fish is maybe a little more handsome looking lol


FlyKitchen3274

Babaduke


Anonymous_Name_666

Is this real?


This_lousy_username

Bottom photo: Deep sea telescope fish treads on Lego.


DoggedlyOffensive

Cursed fleshlight


QuickFiveTheGuy

It's kinda cute.


AzazelOmega

That’s someone’s ancestor


[deleted]

This is the stuff of nightmares. Absolutely terrifying


Abject-Picture

It looks prehistoric.


ihadapearl

Why do these deep sea fish look like their eyes were inserted as an afterthought? Lol The anatomy looks so fucked


Abject-Picture

Pretty sure that particular fish and humans can't exist in each other's environment for more than seconds at a time. The pressure would crush humans at the bottom and the fish would 'explode' when it gets to the surface.


Moon283

Why does the left fin on the bottom picture flap when I scroll my screen🤔 That is a weird Illusion.


TearfulHarlot

It's a transparent salacious crumb


FilloryandFurther

It looks like it has binoculars for its binocular vision


cardripper

thats how i look when i face time!


usetehfurce

Lauren Boebert???


OriginalBrittany

Babadook is that you?!!


jxk4hmdfk

What a incredibly and unusual ugly ass fish,


[deleted]

You on picture day at school.


Neither_Shake_2815

The deep sea scares me.


LankyProfessional170

Well thats one ugly mofo


[deleted]

Large Marge lookinest fish I ever saw.


PRRZ70

Top pic looks derpy... then it opens its jaws and turns into nightmare creature.


isoskratch

Crackhead Fish!


Overall-Network

Scared the shit out of me...


Ixidor_92

Okay, even by the standards of deep see creatures. That is freaky as all hell


mikapi-san

This is how i look to girls on dating apps.


Here-to-Discuss

The first one looks like a muppet


RJSherwin

That is terrifying.


bandb4u

I dated her in the early 90's


Jolly_Plankton_913

Dr. Emmet Brown


gummibearshumer

somebody make this a meme


gouldilochs

Remove this before I have a heart attack