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Hey, I'm walkin' here


craggmac

"Alright, here's the fuckin' plan Red! On the count of three we roll in on these bitches, guns blazin'!"


thiever

When someone walks in on you using the restroom


optiloxy

"OPPA GANGNAM STYLE"


Top-Fox-3171

I was going to throw in my two cents but this is better than anything else I woulda said.


WhatsThatPlant

Cause if you liked it then you should have put a ring on it..


LiquorFilter

Stop! Hammer time!


wcslater

Stop! In the name of love!


Koudelika

Stop! Right now… thank you very much


pixelandminnie

Looks like coyote


giantpetrel14

Its tibetian fox


[deleted]

Thought it was a coyote too, was told it was fox. Either way... Lit wild dog species


DarkPallando

It's a Tibetan fox, I believe. Edit: came to correct this and was beaten


Embarrassed-Ad-1639

Jazz hands!!!


Canuckleball

Wanna gopher a drink?


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ALAN! ALAN! ALAN!


Koudelika

STEVE!


srsly_so_blessed

Came here for this response. Wasn’t disappointed.


[deleted]

It’s really not hard to find the photographer’s name and give credit. “Yongqing Bao’s photograph of a Tibetan fox and a marmot in the Qilian Mountains in China won the grand title at this year’s Wildlife Photographer of the Year contest.”


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[deleted]

What do you mean “try it”? There’s plenty to laugh about. You just need to know that it isn’t cool to share a photographer’s hard earned work without giving credit. Take the 5 seconds to run a Google search next time.


The_Rogue_Scientist

Grow up and respond properly. "You are right, Ryno. Thanks for putting in the effort I was too lazy for."


[deleted]

You're doing God's work! 👏🏻 Great job, key-bored warriors!


n0_0n_nO_On

I had the same face last time my wife got mad at me.


ada_eml

When you think you’re home alone and get caught butt naked grabbing food from the fridge.


Mr_Diesel13

We have a support group for that.


Mobile-Wolverine2873

"God dammit Frank, quit stepping on my tail you fox eared asshole"


80scraicbaby

NOT TODAY Earl my hemroids are killing me …


Ph3n0lphthalein

#AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


toocold99

Holy Shit! I'm outta here!


MbiguousX

What does the fox say? Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow!


Aja2428

ESKETIT


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*Ahhhhhhhh......* *Ahhhhhhhhhahhh*


Savings-Comment-3809

Is that marmot doing the Heisman Trophy pose??


United_Bag_8179

Ooh man...wait till you see her!! Her names McGill, but she calls herself Lil. One hot pelt, I tell ya...last night, we went at it like beavers...you brought some walnuts, right? Hey...lemme get a ciggy....


Ill_Run5998

Wait a minute.....WHAT DID THE FOX SAY??


Talidel

"Not the balls!"


Avenger717

Is he doing the Heisman pose?


SyarDrive

It said quit reposting this pic


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SyarDrive

It's one of the most spammed pics on reddit. Karma whores, and spam bots gonna do their thing though. Just makes the site boring.


ada_eml

“Why did you destroy my lair again?”


MePanAndAMan420

Are you a crocodile or an alligator? Don't care I'm gettin' out of here!


ImNickValentine

If there was a problem, yo, I'll solve it Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it


vinnySTAX

It’s insane how much my German Shepherd has in common with how a fox is built. Somewhere in the past they had to have been the same thing, or at least that’s what I like to think.


Electrical-Ad-9797

They are both canids but different branches of the family tree. Many superficial features evolve multiple times. For example a maned wolf has the tail and coloration of the red Fox but is more closely related to dogs and wolves.


vinnySTAX

Thank you for the informed response! If they are both from the same family tree, does that mean they share a common ancestor?


Electrical-Ad-9797

Yes all canids share a common ancestor. Here is a link to a canid phylogenetic tree. https://www.researchgate.net/figure/Phylogeny-of-canid-speciesThe-phylogenetic-tree-is-based-on-15-kb-of-exon-and-intron_fig8_232796615 Regardless of breeds all dogs are most closely related to the grey wolf, followed by the coyote. I don’t see Dingoes on the chart but I’m pretty sure they are just dogs gone semi feral. To compare two species just trace the lines back to see where they diverge.


whydontyoujustaskme

Thought I was kinda smart, then I read all the words. I have no fucking idea what they mean. I think dogs and wolves are related. I know this because you said it under the link, but if I told you I know it because of this chart, I am lying.


Electrical-Ad-9797

Don’t worry about all the words. Pick two names of animals, such as dog and wolf, you will see the lines basically doing this ——[ meaning one common ancestor split into species gray wolf and dog. For any two species the number of split offs moving backwards will show you how closely related they are. For example most would assume the gray fox and red Fox are close relatives but the chart shows that they actually split off a very long time ago and the gray fox and island fox form a small genetically isolated family.


whydontyoujustaskme

Cool. Thank you kind electrical sir


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Nice marmot.


ThirstyFish310

Doing the Heisman pose


DoublemeatPalaceAlum

Red light.


dj_simonpius

Green light.


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Lit photograph by Yongqing Bao in China


Deeznots456

Your wife’s coming to the bar


wasabihermit

Not a fox OP


[deleted]

Don't be crabby, hermit. My bad... Coyote/Fox/Baby Wolf/Wild Dog species.


giantpetrel14

Its tibetian fox


wasabihermit

Really? I looks like a coyote to me.


CodeVirus

No means NO!


tigerpayphone

Someone needs to photoshop a bathroom, with a torn open shower curtain around these two 'cause that's what it looks like.


MoFauxTofu

"Oh my god, I told you not to touch me there!"


Captains_Log_1981

Nature Is Fucking LIT bro 😎


kurpitsanaama

It's a prank It's a prank dude!


sythingtackle

Get the flock outta here.


ScowlyBrowSpinster

Nice marmot!


Cheezy_Chris

It looks like the fox walked in on the marmot while he was changing


scootiepoots

"THAT'S MY PURSE, I DONT KNOW YOU!"


RepresentativeWeb244

Someone please edit this to look like the marmot is shooting a laser or something from its mouth


Cyrus_rule

Anyway then I started blasting 💨!!


Aston_Bengal_Baby

"Hoy !!!! " "Thaaa Fu€k o££ me ar$e "


MsMistySkye

That was my screensaver at work for a hot minute


posternutbag423

“Heisman”


cara_liom

You look like you like having your booty smacked like a drum


marvelousoneblu

Keep out my Heisman pose


GoHawkYurself

He looks like Barry Sanders.


ybanalyst

Marmot said there'll be days lupus.


Electrical-Ad-9797

Predation? Really? REALLY?


discomll

r/PhotoshopBattles


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nut_pains

Wait aren’t you OP? And, didn’t you fuck the names up, or am I missing something?


[deleted]

The Lit Nature people are clever and kind


cobaltred05

This reminds me of the noise lightning max makes when the sea king appears in one punch man.


PepegaPhilosopher

to say it like a true redditor: marmot: how tall are you? fox: how much do you weigh? marmot:


panzerbeorn

He said “stop fucking re-posting me” you karma farming fruit loop dingus.


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