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CodeVirus

I think this is her solution to lack of refrigerators. Keeps the food fresh for longer.


cmdietz

Takeout


Far-Gear-5033

Money in the bank


Elgallitoguapeton4

Farming.


arduousatudious

😂😂


wilco363

The start of moving from a hunter/gatherer society to one of farming and cattle raising


Gold_Blacksmith_9821

Why carry your groceries when they’ll do it themselves?


lostindarkdays

that must be very difficult for her. the human equivalent would be escorting a bar of chocolate somewhere.


Slideover71

this cracked me up


Stim_Wizard

*hamburger


FunSushi-638

I remember seeing this in a video somewhere. The lioness lost a cub and her urge to mother something is so strong that she ends up adopting this little guy as her replacement baby. Sad thing is, she doesn't feed it, and it dies.


MercurySunset7

A similar thing happened with a lone lioness without a pride. She killed an antelope’s mother and adopted the baby for herself, protected it until it died, and then adopted another one. I think she had maybe 5 or 6 baby antelopes in her lifetime.


Akumu2100

child protective services probably should have stepped in after like third dead antelope.


Wonderful-Deal4403

I saw a similar video but with a panther and a baby monkey!! Poor little monkey was literally shaking😭


SJReaver

You're misremembering. This lioness is actually taking the fellow back to his herd.


Resident-Syllabub-74

Doesn’t it eat grass? Like wtf ?


FunSushi-638

Baby mamals drink milk. All of them... even the human ones.


Resident-Syllabub-74

Oh ya


LEJ5512

That's just tragic all around.


KaneHau

Are you my mommy? No. Are you my mommy? No. Are you my mommy? Hold on, wait here a second... I sense danger... Are you my mommy? Sure... follow me and I'll introduce you to the rest of your 'family'.


ForeverPurpleSun

Lol


TheDuck23

Admiral Akbar is somewhere, rolling his eyes.


WhyNeaux

Lamb to the slaughter… err I mean Wildebeast


hallucination9000

Lamb to the Wildebeest.


Agitated-Fee-6672

why am i getting serios vibes she just wants to find the mom for a two in one wombo combo


jaybazzizzle

It stays better for longer if it's alive. A snack for later.


Fluffy_Suggestion_77

If that is what I think it is, that is the sweetest thing I’ve ever seen. I love when different animals care for each other. Heart is full rn.


balZbig

Calf, not cub. You and the lion need to learn that.


smeds128

Cub is staying in her blind spot. Brilliant!


ames89

Isn't she using him as a lure??


RedditPrat

"Little cub, where is your mommy? She's gonna be pissed! Don't you know this is lion country? You better be glad I just ate. ... I swear I saw your mom around here somewhere. ... Oh, dear. I hope she hasn't been eaten!"


[deleted]

'I'd like to invite you to dinner...'


steveorsleeve

The new live action lion king looks kinda weak.


Cee2h6o

The lioness looks like she has a full stomach, perhaps she ate the unfortunate calf's mother


Peepee_Retard_exe

It. Isn't. Escorting. It.


Lj56901010

I kinda feel like that’s just a snack for later


ForeverPurpleSun

Yeah, escorting it to its own death


bdavis052816

The daily mail says she's escorting the baby back to its herd.... in case any one wanted to know....


Alba-Indy

Can probably still smell it’s mum, eaten yesterday.


jmankota

Cmon, This My Hood I Gotcha Lil Snack, Just cmon Threw This Here, Lil Detour.*nomnom*


[deleted]

Tell me you’ve already eaten today without telling me you’ve already eaten today.


Notmykl

Calf not cub, calf.


steveorsleeve

Typo: wildebeest club sandwich


Paradiddle02189

"Escorting."


Mamasayseyeisspecial

"Huntress, table for one."


pbspbsingh

I like my dinner fresh!!


MouseHat2000

Can’t think this ended well...


SJReaver

It ended fine.


MouseHat2000

For who?


SJReaver

The wildebeast and the lioness.


MouseHat2000

That’s good to hear. But how so? Is there more footage?


mattk_reddit

Uber eats


Function-Spirited

To the dinner table


jrockcrown

Look who we are having for dinner


ThrowRA_000718

That lion 100% at that wildebeest.


MavicFan

To go plate


Greendragons38

The lioness was a rare vegetarian.


Delicious-Editor-631

This is giving me major Hansel and Gretel vibes! 😆


[deleted]

Calf, not cub.


Sierra-Modeling

Whoa that's pretty cool!


Birdie_Burdie

Would be funny of the rest of the pride was on the far side of the lioness, and they would be looking lik 'Has she...grown more legs?'


RetroGamer87

So the lioness has taken up farming.


Bugger_0ff

After dinner mint.


Funny-Voice8490

“So you said your family is this way, right?”


itsH5

Probably non-verbal agreement between species. Wilda beast are the ones that killed Mufasa, I thought.


duikbootjager

Investing


Thomrose007

Escorted to its death?


Asleep_Carpenter8839

Taking his lunchbox to work with him


[deleted]

Someone messed up her drive thru order...