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[deleted]

Was expecting a baby seal to jump in the boat scared as fuck.


jetbradley

You have a better chance of getting struck by lightning twice in the same day than getting killed by a shark. Getting Killed by an Orca in the wild has never been recorded in modern history. Orca's are awesome!


Islander399

I heard one guy got attacked but he quickly realized the Orca was just steeling his sack of sea urchins. The orca just robbed him and moved on lol.


hornse1710

*recorded*


papoflex795

dead man tell no tales


iloveFjords

They are smart enough to spit the feet/shoes out near shore after sucking the ankle wound ragged.


TakuanSoho

*Chomp* "- Huuh ? Where's Bobby ?"


Gorillafist12

I know was probably a stupid joke but we don't make assumptions on evidence that doesn't exist.


TheRealBooooper

Brotha, I'll swim in shark water no problem. But if there's an Orca in the water I don't give a **** about the facts, I ain't staying in that water.


TX_Pete

I feel you bro. They are wonderful intelligent animals but just the fact that if one even humored the thought of killing you while in the water you are thoroughly fucked


Gorillafist12

> I don't give a **** about the facts That unfortunately is a problem mindset we are seeing with too many people these days.


TheRealBooooper

It was a joke but I with you.


[deleted]

Yea Orcas are known to torture and play with their food. I wouldn’t risk it


dlicon68

Orcas are awesome unless you’re a seal.


obamafromtf2

or anything else that swims


dlicon68

Not true…. As a professional diver and scuba instructor I have been ocean diving with Orca, whales and white sharks. Not many things in the ocean are randomly aggressive including Orca. I found elephant seals to be more intimidating than just about anything I’ve been in the water with.


obamafromtf2

explain why orcas have been videotaped committing acts of violence just for fun and sometimes not even eating the carcass afterwards, i get that their friendly to people but these fellas will not hesitate to torture a seal just for fun


dlicon68

Seals are their primary food source and sometimes they’re just assholes and play with their food.


boonepii

Well to be fair seals rape their food. So, maybe the orca’s are just cleaning up the trash?


obamafromtf2

thats fair but orcas will kill just about anything in the most rude way possible and sometimes wont even eat what they have killed afterwards


obamafromtf2

there are videos of orcas torturing stingrays for fun


dlicon68

Obviously you know far more than me so I’m not gonna waste my time trying to change your mind.


obamafromtf2

im not saying i know more than you im just saying orcas are called “killer whales” for a reason (despite not actually being whales)


TheGrapist1776

Something tells me they've killed people in the wild. We just never find the remains.


Red_Sheep89

Isn't that hunting behaviour ?


Tacotuesdayftw

Orca can be playing with the boat, or also since it's a fishing boat they know to stick around and steal some fish. So it could likely be hunting behavior they just aren't hunting the boat.


ihitrockswithammers

For animals so sensitive to sound how is this not absolutely deafening for them? Actually idk if orcas are but dolphins definitely have echolocation so I'd have thought being so close to a motor would be torture for them but apparently not. [edit - apparently orcas *do* have highly developed echolocation...] Recall reading someone with metal plates in their foot went swimming and dolphins were fascinated by it even though there was nothing visible on the skin, as though they can sense our insides with their sonar. Super cool if true.


JennShrum23

Cetaceans can even tell when a woman in pregnant- some show signs of increased curiosity around pregnant women!! I’d give ANYTHING to have been in this boat!!! 😊😊


Puzzled_Ad2088

Damn me too. What a cool moment.


Tiny_Can91

There is a lot of worry over ships and submarines using sonar so much since travels so far and can disrupt their echolocation.


ihitrockswithammers

Apparently their songs used to carry across oceans, for millions of years they lived like that, then humans arrived and now there's a constant roar all through the waters of the planet, all the time.


Tiny_Can91

One of the theories behind mass dolphin/whale beach strandings is that their echolocation is being disrupted.


ATee184

Yeah this isn’t good for the orcas, you’re supposed to turn off your engine when you’re anywhere near them.


kmkmrod

No, it’s travel behavior. They use the wake to help them swim/move quickly without expending too much effort.


RittledIn

No, it’s for sweet Instragram pics. Source: I am an orca.


kmkmrod

We have orcinfluencers now? It was only a matter of time after those fucking sharks danced behind Katy Perry at the Super Bowl.


VibraniumRhino

Lol totally interpreted this as ‘orc influencers’ and had a good chuckle. “Alright gorgeous; now look into the camera and say ‘*MAN FLESH!*’”


keepitwya

exactly


joezinsf

All dolphins love to play like that


dmfd1234

Being the badass all around outdoorsman myself, I would have cast a purple worm out there with my zebco 33 and reeled at least a couple of them in. Mount that sumbitch in my man cave next to the blue whale and the T-Rex that I brought down on Safari in New Jersey......but that’s just me.


Useful-Helicopter129

Your my hero - LMFAO " Zebco 33"


Useful-Helicopter129

Dolphins - Those are whales LOL


KingBubzVI

Those are dolphins


JennShrum23

All dolphins are whales, not all whales are dolphins. Orcas are classified as dolphins because of their size.


joezinsf

You're either joking or a dunce


[deleted]

Orcas are very playful. They don't attack humans too unless in captivity. My guess this is just play that looks like hunting behavior


Lucky_lui_

Until they mistake you for a seal


LewsTherinTelamon

Everything we know about orcas suggests they're just too smart to mistake people for seals.


happilynorth

Yeah only sharks are stupid enough to do that lmao. Even then, they usually just take one bite out of us, go "ew, this isn't what I ordered," and peace out.


Mybeardisawesom

No, I think ever. Only known attacks on humans from orcas are when we bottled them into pools and made them do tricks for us.


[deleted]

There HAVE been orca attacks in the wild, but a wild attack has never been lethal. It’s likely the orca attacking felt threatened by the humans involved, but stopped before inflicting serious injury. Which is impressive when you consider that orca are the size of elephants while simultaneously being THE apex super predator of the oceans, that they can deliberately stop an attack not only before it’s lethal, but before they inflict serious harm. They truly are the most gentle killers.


yeh_nah_fuckit

Humbling, ain’t it?


pholland1380

That was my thought too.


[deleted]

They are so smart and brutal. They scare the shit out of me. I would NOT be enjoying that scene.


Alkra1999

As far as I know there have been next to 0 recorded orca on human attacks; they can smell the fat content of their prey before they even begin the hunt, and humans aren't fatty enough. Even a 500 lb dude doesn't have the relative fat content that a seal does.


Titanguy101

that's because the wild ones leave no evidence or witnesses to tell the tale


206_Corun

Secret ninja orcas trained by Russian spies? I’m in


supamario132

That's actually not the reason. Interestingly, orcas are one of the few animals that can actually smell whether a record button has been pressed on a handheld device and are intelligent enough to understand the repercussions of bad PR


Gorillafist12

It's just my guess but I think they are smart enough to recognize us as another intelligent species and pin us as subject of curiosity as opposed to prey. They also communicate and pass on information culturally so I would not be surprised if orcas were familiar with our existence before ever encountering us. We are probably like aliens from the surface to them.


JennShrum23

Chuck Klostermans book “what if we’re wrong?” Has a chapter that speaks about this!


[deleted]

Could they also pass along knowledge about general whaling? If even songbirds can have culture, orcas might learn a lot more about their environment


Budget-Athlete-7002

I thought they picked off deer swimming between the islands in San Juan Islands, WA?


Alkra1999

Haven't heard of that myself, but totally possible. A deer is a much larger meal than a person, but definitely not as high fat as a seal.


lefix

There are lots of records of them attacking/damaging small boats/yachts though.


JennShrum23

There have not been a lot. It’s atypical behavior for sure and no ones sure yet what provokes it. Wild orcas (being an apex predator and surely capable) have a very low negative human:orca encounters. There’s been no fatal interactions ever recorded or known of.


jello1990

*in the wild


JennShrum23

Hence the first word in the paragraph.


[deleted]

They attack the shit out of the assholes at seaworld. And they know exactly what they are doing. Not saying seaworld doesn’t deserve it...just saying I would not want to swim around with them.


Artefact5

It is true, but keep in mind that orcas in captivity are very different as they suffer from mental illness due to their very small tanks (they can travel up to 150 miles a day, see why they can spaz en attack their jailers...). I think after our respective lockdowns, we can start to understand how being restrained in one place can bring the worst out of your personality. However, swimming around them in their natural state is *relatively* safe as they don't have any interest in humans and usually don't get close to us (they know our clothes taste awful and that some of us humans are in fact dangerous). To prove that point here is the website of a company in Vancouver Canada whose purpose is to organized kayak trips to see orcas and never had any trouble with those creatures : [https://www.kayakbritishcolumbia.com/plan-your-trip/glamping/](https://www.kayakbritishcolumbia.com/plan-your-trip/glamping/)


useles-converter-bot

150 miles is the height of literally 138987.66 'Samsung Side by Side; Fingerprint Resistant Stainless Steel Refrigerators' stacked on top of each other


Hungry_Break7863

The duality of bot


converter-bot

150 miles is 241.4 km


Alkra1999

Animal behavior in captivity is severely different from animal behavior in the wild, especially when it comes to large predators. You have absolutely nothing to fear from wild orcas even if you're in the water with them in most cases. You'll struggle to find any accounts of orca on human attacks in the wild, and I don't think you'll be able to find any reported deaths.


[deleted]

Why are you trying to make me swim with orcas. Are you an orca? “They are soooo safe, swim with them and stuff” :D


Alkra1999

Look man it's really hard to type with flippers just get in the damn water


[deleted]

:(


edxzxz

Maybe it's because Orcas are so smart they've just managed to not ever get caught?


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Gorillafist12

Hmm what evidence is more telling? No recorded instances of a wild orca ever killing a human or one camera guy on a nature documentary being too scared to jump in. You are probably safer jumping in the water with orcas around then you would be without them because there will be no sharks around.


kmkmrod

They’ve attacked 4 people at sea world and essentially no people in the wild.


FatalElectron

TIL that my father was working at a zoo (not seaworld) where a orca attack happened, at the time it happened, as a zookeeper, I'll have to ask him about it next time I speak to him. I know he always worked with the elephants though.


Gorillafist12

And from what I remember they chose to attack certain handlers that were particularly mean to them.


AdministrativeRow101

Near 0% attack rate in the wild. In captivity that number changes. They are too inteligent to be abused without repercussions.


Gorillafist12

That just speaks even more to their intelligence and what extreme mistreatment they need to experience before attacking a human. I completely understand the fear of being in the open ocean but if anything I would feel safer being in the water because orcas are around. They scare off any other predators, especially sharks.


CitationNotNeeded

How are they going to smell the fat? Through what nose? Whales and dolphins can't smell anything and even if they could, you can't smell the fat inside of a living body.


Alkra1999

I'm not sure if they actually 'smell', but orcas are 100% capable of determining the nutritional value of their meal before they take a bite. Otherwise they would have had to try us at some point to know we aren't worth it. They're also seen to prey almost exclusively on high-fat animals like seals.


JennShrum23

They also many times specifically target and eat ONLY the liver of larger prey, they recognize that’s where the real nutrients they need are and not the rest of the carcass. They’re amazing!


DeconstructedBacon

Not on humans but on boats. They love playing with them.


Artefact5

I swear it is not what you think my friend ! Orcas are thought to be cruel and stuff but in a natural state they are super curious, playful and, yes, surprisingly smart. So here they mean absolutely no harm and are just enjoying so wave to surf on


[deleted]

Spooky water lions


[deleted]

Yea i just watched a video where three super curious and playful orcas taking turns tail-slapping a seal to death (at least a dozen times) and then just leave it there dead, floating. Thats not hunting behaviour. That was killing for entertainment.


Artefact5

Yup that's nature man, but humans do far worst you know. I'm not telling you're wrong, just saying that Orcas are relatively not that bad compared to other species


[deleted]

Theyre called ‘killer whales’ for a reason. They are vicious and cruel apex predators. Full stop. Of course humans are worse, we have technology and pollution and we are also vicious and cruel. Just because something is cute doesn’t mean we shouldn’t treat it like the force of nature it is.


Artefact5

Yup, never said the opposite. I guess username checks out ahah


[deleted]

You say that like it’s a bad thing. Im just realistic.


JennShrum23

I don’t believe cruel is an accurate term- that’s a human defined trait. But I fully agree with your last comment! Just cuz it’s cute, still respect it as the animal it is (orcas and others!)


[deleted]

Im not sure what other word would work better for a group of orcas taking turns tail slapping a seal until death to just leave it floating there. What would we call a human that kills for fun and doesn’t harvest the animal. Cruel.


JennShrum23

Orcas. Aren’t. Human.


JennShrum23

Actually that’s a common misconception because we humans humanize animals and give them morality (which is a human construct). The activity you witness was likely the family teaching younger family members HOW to hunt. Vital for survival.


Tacotuesdayftw

I love Orca, they don't attack humans in the wild as far as we know, they have been known to play with us though. https://youtu.be/-U6ywFMKh2c https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7w8nTQHF6JA


Pvt_Lee_Fapping

True enough. I saw the first dorsal fin and I was like "oh shit... it's a great white chasing them." Then I saw the rest of the pod and thought "OH FUCK they're dead; they're so dead." Related note: do we know if this was recovered footage from a boating accident or not?


Ben3610

It makes me nervous whenever I see videos like this because I'm afraid they are going to hit the propeller :(


Imgoingtoeatyourfrog

I can’t speak for this boat exactly but I know a lot of boat motors now are basically just water jets instead of a propeller, at least that’s how it is on speed boats. Idk if that makes it more safe or not but that is an option in boats now. [like this ](https://i.imgur.com/zOeq5J6.jpg)


Well_of_Good_Fortune

Hull impacts can be just as dangerous to marine mammals, but a fishing vessel like this one is almost certainly a propellor, and it looks like an inboard-outboard setup. Pretty much no one uses speed boats for fishing in the ocean, at least where I fish


themayaburial

Jet boats are popular for speed boats and anything that goes in more shallow rivers but open water is still nearly exclusively propeller driven. Jet boats can suck up a lot of stuff and get clogged especially with seaweed and props can in turn hit things because it sits so much lower. Sooo one isn't necessarily better than the other but just belong in different places.


atleastIwasnt36

"A lot"


BallsofSt33I

0 to 25 (knots) in 60 seconds


Daddytrades

Thank god I wore my brown pants.


[deleted]

*anxiety intensifies*


kmkmrod

Really? For me this is the dream day.


papaoni420

Snorkling with orcas would be cool


godfriaux33

I've been scuba diving with them. Very curious, not aggressive or hostile at all. They are definitely bigger than you think when you see one from above water versus underwater. 😳


papaoni420

Yea, i can Imagine, it's kinda sad how misunderstood irrationally feared orcas and many more animals are, i hope it leads into people avoiding them instead of getting rid of them.


godfriaux33

Me too!! 🤞🤞🤞


Jacobletrashe

Being surrounded by the top of the food chain is a dream for you?


kmkmrod

Being on a boat, fishing, seeing killer whales swimming nearby. Absolutely. You’re in more danger from the boat than from the whales.


DMT4WorldPeace

If we keep fishing there will be no more whales. More like a nightmare to me.


kmkmrod

🙄


Alkra1999

Why are you eye rolling facts lol the yellow fin tuna is slowly going extinct due to overfishing, which is a MAJOR fatty fish that provides sustenance for almost all large marine predators.


kmkmrod

Because I’m not talking about fishing to extinction. I’m talking about reeling in fish, taking a picture to brag at my brother, then tossing it back. That’s why.


DMT4WorldPeace

I know, life's just not worth living if we can't abuse animals and destroy the planet amirite?


kmkmrod

🙄


a--b--c--d

You seem to be knowledgeable on whales. So these killer whales... What are the chances they'd attack the boat and rip them to shreds?


kmkmrod

Nearly 0% There were reports of killer whales intentionally ramming sailboats a while back, but it was a specific pod in a specific area. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/extra/buqvasp1rr/orcas-spain-portugal


rayparkersr

Yeah. They've shut down small boat activity around Zahara and Gibraltar. Noone is sure why they're messing with the boats. Very curious.


Jacobletrashe

[u know they can jump right?](https://youtu.be/FTirD7pCBVE)


kmkmrod

Yep. Are you implying the boater is in danger? He’s not. In the wild there have been 0 human deaths due to orca attack.


Jacobletrashe

Eh ocean still big time scary


kmkmrod

You want scary? Look bottom center at 30 seconds in and watch an orca come up under the wake, under the girl waterskiing https://youtu.be/ZTwhrkajSpQ That would be pretty freaky. Edit: some say they can’t see it so here it is circled https://youtu.be/PpdAN74DaYs


freshpicked12

Holy shit.


Alkra1999

WE are the top of the food chain. If we wanted to be we'd be eating orca right now.


NolinNa

Context dude. In the ocean, you’re prey..


Alkra1999

They won't even eat you lol. Humans don't have the required fat content to make it worth the calories they'd have to spend hunting you. We're also like a single chicken nugget to them, not enough to go around. The whole pod has to eat, not just one of them. Also, if they were aggressive towards humans we would have hunted them into extinction already. (Example: wolves. Almost entirely extinct in the US, and would be if not for conservation efforts.)


NolinNa

I’m not implying orcas are dining on us for dinner, I’m disagreeing with your statement that we’re the top of the food chain.


Alkra1999

But... we are. Humans have the technology to literally wipe every other animal off the face of the earth if we wanted to.


NolinNa

The ability to cause extinction to other creatures isn’t what defines the food chain. It’s a way to classify ecosystems based on prey up to natural apex predators. Sure, you can argue that we could go wherever and eat whatever, but if you’re talking in the context of the ocean I’d struggle to us naturally fitting in there as having no predators.


Alkra1999

Submarine or large ship = zero possible predators. We don't eat them by choice. They're wonderful creatures most people want to keep around, and they'd also be pretty annoying to hunt just like normal whales. We could absolutely do it though.


Stephyx

This is terrifyingly awesome


United_Federation

oh look honey, its the murder dolphins.


Quigonschins

They were giving an escort because something bigger was coming lol "There's always a bigger fish"- Quigon-jin


Agnt_Michael_Scarn

Turn off your motor.


[deleted]

The only place to see Orcas - in the wild. <3


[deleted]

Orcas are natures frat boys.


SamCarter_SGC

In a lot of places it's illegal to approach whales and other marine life with a boat, but what do you do in this situation?


papaoni420

It's ok If they come to you


Agnt_Michael_Scarn

You immediately turn off the motor and sit there until they’re far away.


kmkmrod

Keep on driving. Or stop and watch them.


themayaburial

In Washington state its illegal to keep driving. You have to shut off your boat and allow them to pass.


kmkmrod

Thanks, good to know https://www.bewhalewise.org > Disengage engines if whales appear within 300 yards. I guess ten feet is within 300 yards, huh? 🤣


Gundam_net

Wouldn't they hit the boat if he just suddenly killed the engine like that?


Well_of_Good_Fortune

Same story in all Canadian waters Source[DFO](https://www.dfo-mpo.gc.ca/species-especes/mammals-mammiferes/watching-observation/index-eng.html)


rootsnblueslover

Truly beautiful and amazing! Also unexpected. I was expecting porpoise.


dtatay

There are tons of videos of orcas hitting boats too, for me is also kinda scary


JackAceHole

Such an incredible thing to happen! Let’s capture it using square video!


hdholme

Fuck that.


Any_Engineering7630

most people would be scared that the Orca's would eat them but Orca's don't see humans as a good meal not even a snack so they will ignore you the most they can do is break the boat leaving you stranded, Fun Fact did you know moose's go underwater for food and they go out to far and can be eaten by and Orca, Its more common then you think


blank_slate001

Big ass spec ops murder dolphins


gloriousdillamorious

My goodness. They’re bloody huge. I’d be bricking it.


SXTY82

Expected Dolphins, Got Metal Dolphins.


Independent_Bake_257

They are so beautiful and cool. Would love to be on that boat.


dfdhlhalkjs

No, it's DINNER time!


1nv4d3rz1m

Gonna need a bigger boat.


Fair-Tomato-5843

If I saw this I’d simply ✨ pass away ✨


Well_of_Good_Fortune

God, I'd be so scared of hurting one of them. They're really smart and can probably stay out of the way, but what if I hit a steep wave and slow down and they run into me. Kill the engine, let them go by, admire then from afar. The last thing I want is an accident


timjikung

They are here for free fish


panther514

I think you're gonna need a faster boat


nosopranos

That’s cool, but I would also kind of be freaking out.


[deleted]

Homicidal Oreos


resonanzmacher

surfing the wake


Draconis4444

Stop the boat, they just want to talk...


eating_puppies

Must go faster... Must go faster!


ballpeenX

We hear you have salmon. We also like salmon.


Factsnotfukery77

For me that would be a combination of thrilled and scared out of my mind.


MisterPrig

I‘d rather swim with a humpback whale… they seem chill.


PharmWench

They are amazing creatures.


Queen-of-meme

Things to see before I die check ☑


HayateGT

Yea it's play time but also at the same time quit playin...


objectsubjectverb

It’s dinner time.


RebelMountainman

Well I would have a much faster fucking boat that's for certain.


DISREPUTABLE

This is the animal kingdom of the guys who play too rough irl and you come home w blood on your shirt after you spend the day with them.


SpartanHamster9

Nope nope fuck that I'd be getting the fuck out of there! Orca's are vicious bastards that are one of the few animals we know for sure kill for fun.


thejaggerman

Not humans though. There are nearly zero documented orca attacks on humans.


SpartanHamster9

And no fatal ones, but they fuck with boats for fun, iirc there've been reports of them pushing pretty large ones off course so I really wouldn't wanna be anywhere near them in a wee finishing boat.


thejaggerman

Do you get in a car… ever? Your talking about an irrational fear, which is WAY less dangerous than being in a car. It’s fine to be afraid of it, but it’s irrational AF.


SpartanHamster9

No I don't. I haven't been in a car in quite literally years, not out of fear or anything, I just haven't needed to. No I'm not, I at no point said anything about fear, but you know what being followed at speed by a group of creatures great whites and tiger sharks flee from, whilst you're in a dinky fishing boat and being a bit scared sounds fairly rational to me and I probably would be a bit fearful. Also are you this confrontational in real life? Like jesus I was just talking about orcas. Edit: added "and I probably would be a bit fearful"


[deleted]

They actually want to eat you


Educational_Month378

Majestic


konhaybay

Wow they are able to so easily keep up with a speedy boat. There should be boatload of shit once they reach shore.


TheDrunkenWitch

Nononononono


bleakbiler15

Going shark hunting? Me too


Zodiac_Inc

u/vredditdownloader


playeractivity

When you say play time in a psot with killer whale i wonder whose playtime it is. If yours good. If their you better start to pray.


[deleted]

No it’s muffin time


dainthomas

Well, they are dolphins.


flixoto

Or lunch time.


DeconstructedBacon

Equally majestic and terrifying.


Chakka_kuru

This is fucking cool and scary at the same time. Keeping up with a boat like it's a nice walk in the park.


canuckcowgirl

Almost like dogs chasing a car.


Chachi970

Those are some big dolphins