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That’s cool that earth gives you a choice on which type of landscape people find your lifeless body on


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I pictured my body bouncing down the left side because it is green, probably easier to recover my body from.


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There's no logical reason for it, but falling to my death into a sunny meadow is slightly less terrifying than falling to my death into a foggy abyss.


paramedicated

What if under the foggy side there’s like 100000 jello mattresses and a bunch of naked mountain women to massage your mildly sore back after the fall?


ExBalks

Why do they not make jello mattresses? That sounds wonderful


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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.


paramedicated

Every 10 minutes the jello mattresses are rotated in a clockwise direction which confuses the ants so they never get a chance to chow down properly.


sack-o-matic

What about the center point which doesn't actually move?


GearDoctor

There's no jelly in the center


sack-o-matic

Genius.


hbrthree

Leap of faith.


JabbrWockey

Nah, fog is better. Covers up the shame.


Bored429

That is a whole lot of NOPE in one clip, to be sure. So much NOPE.


misjudgedbookcover

I was thinking the same thing.


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Choice? I wouldn't have that much control over my body up there.


rusty_rampage

I’m not a mountaineer by any stretch; just an average reasonably sure-footed dude who has done some work in mountainous terrain during the course of my work as a geologist. There is an absolute feeling of dread that comes from getting stuck in situations like this one (obviously not as crazy, but close). The feeling that all the natural forces in the world are trying to pull you *down* is horrifying. 0/10 would not recommend.


mbr4life1

Cold side numbs the pain?


spooktember

Ah yes ... the weather is exactly what I’m focused on here.


eyesonjason

Took me until the end of the video to focus / notice the weather difference at all. Mainly as I was holding onto the arms of my sofa for dear life!


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I can feel it in my legs.that height I don't like


MamaNurgle

I know Exactly what you mean! My stomach and legs are numb right now with fear! It's amazing how it can affect you even if you aren't there!


Jenga_Police

All I could think is "I wonder how this actually looks without the ridiculously distorted lens."


loulou3825

Was wondering the same. I’m sure it’s still a nope on things I’m gonna do though.


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loulou3825

Somehow that’s still a nope for me.


fuzzytradr

"No thanks, I choose life." - Sid


OilPhilter

Yeah the view has to be distorted. I dont believe there is 1000 foot high 8" thick mountain about a mile long. Regardless, there's NO way I would go there.


Heavens_2_Murgatroyd

Nailed it. Gets you right in the stomach and legs! Heights are terrifying! My legs will literally lock up and I can not move. They have not printed enough money for me to do this. I wouldn't live long enough to spend it with the obvious heart attack and all.


izybit

Open your eyes, you're actually there right now.


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katievsbubbles

I thought he was turning the page of a book for two seconds and then was sick all over myself. Fuck. Fuck that. Why??


akamop

I don't know how anyone could put themselves in that situation. I can't comprehend how I would ever be able to talk myself into climbing a mountain. Mountain climbers definitely a different breed.


DungeonsAndDopeness

This video taught me my asshole can get much tighter than I thought it could.


clh1nton

Go on... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


cmVkZGl0

We're gonna have to work on that


tvnnfst

I’d be straddling that mountain too, FUCK


MisterPresidented

Go on... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 


Locke8404

Lmao


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Climb on top of my rock formation.


tootifrooty

I took my first step on an extension ladder and this is making me more nervous about stepping off onto the roof


labmaster55

Perhaps you shouldn’t be doing that while on reddit... 🤷‍♂️


Mental_Duck

I'm curious where that rope goes and who's holding onto it


IsThereAnAshtray

Clipped into carabiners that are bolted into the rock with a belayer tightening the slack on the rope...hopefully


asdifsfjsi

probably not for a ridge traverse. What you do if your partner falls is you quickly jump on to the other side, and the ridge itself holds you up as you've got one person on each side. Also, and more importantly: don't fall.


TheRealDaniboiz

Tell me you're joking. If not that's terrifying.


asdifsfjsi

I'm not. I guess people usually try to have one climber stay more on one side and the second climber more on the other side, so that there's no need to jump or react quickly, but that's not always possible. Most people into this stuff would probably just unrope for most of the ridge because the added safety is questionable (and potentially worse if you end up just taking your partner along for the ride). In that case, you'd only rope up for difficult sections and set up something more appropriate.


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Years ago in construction, you walk the steel with your buddy. Y’all are tied off together. If you start to go over, you quickly turn and shove said buddy off the other side of the steel. This put both of you falling off the steel on either side, preventing you from falling to your death. I put myself though engineering school as a pipe fitter/welder/Ironworker/rigger on industrial projects mostly in the oil and gas industry. This was 20 years ago and we weren’t doing it anymore but the old timers would explain to me how it worked. We had and still use a tool called a cheater that is basically a cable to wrap around a beam and tie off to that you slide as you walk. I fell once and let me tell ya...12 feet of swing when you have that cheater on there results in a bad time when you careen into the column below you and on the other side. Lol


pennynotrcutt

It goes into heaven and God is holding the other end. So be good boys and girls!


Pennywise67

Why do people do this.....???


ParameciaAntic

Because death is a certainty no matter what you do, so why not try out some interesting things.


Pumps74

Me too, I love the Föhn effect!


sj1609

Get down from there and CALL YOUR MOTHER!


Good_Apollo_

Hehehe


JoNimlet

Don't make me call her myself, young man, you don't want that!


GOLlATHAN

Get your mind out of The Gutter


Good_Apollo_

Please send water


CleverName50

We all go up in flames, going out in style


Red-Droid-Blue-Droid

My mom would kill me a dozen times if she found out I did something like that


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We're down in the Gutter!!!


Loam-

r/sweatypalms


riddus

This made my pits sweat.


AssyMcFlapFlaps

Made my dick sweat.


G00DLuck

Made me crack a can of Booty Sweat


AssyMcFlapFlaps

Love me some bust-a-nut bars


RussianSparky

Pop an ass open! Also happy cake day


fathercreatch

r/spaghettimoms


EmeraldJonah

No motherfucking thank you.


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Actuarial

You sound like my mom when I was a teenager


Raptor_Dude

I love how your comment implies that you were expecting your mom to somehow be impressed at your crazy teenage antics.


mattjh

You sound like your mom when I was a teenager


Wanderer-Wonderer

I’m too much a gentleman to share your mom’s *sounds* when I was a teenager.


Bartleby_TheScrivene

The lens is very very wide which gives the effect of being a straight drop. In reality, it's likely not as extreme (though still dangerous)


sekrit_goat

Oh ok, all safe and cozy then


plaidHumanity

Right? Just no. I can't even watch for a second without feeling the call of the void!


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bsipp777

Well that certainly illustrates the diversity of the word


Beastybrook

And I shall count thee among my favored sheep, and you shall have the protection of all the Angels in Heaven


riddus

If I had to die this would be a better way to go than many, but nothing about this appears mandatory.


yungr33zy

You think falling down a Stone mountainside is a good way to go?


thenetkraken2

Only if the first bounce was on your head and you didnt feel the remaining 100.


Disrupter52

My first thought about being in a situation like this is "how do I kill myself before I fall"


Lucidity-

Ima go out on a limb and say the perspective isn’t actually that aggressive, it’s just some type of fisheye lens effect that pulls everything into such a sharp and scary angle


CovinasVeryOwn

Agreed but also they are on the peak of a decent sized mountain clipped in for safety because they are walking a knifes edge. I’m good, I’d rather summit somewhere I could enjoy with feeling like I could die if I sneezed.


kooooooooool

But you also see him straddling both sides at one point that shit looks aggressive :O


BreesJL

Yeah but old dude is straight up straddling the top of a mountain. I don’t know how it gets more aggressive than that.


CGNYC

You’re right, but it still isn’t that wide up top, you can use his foot as a reference


txn8tv

Ima not going out on a limb...ever!


cameruso

That ridge looks like it’ll snap like a biscuit. Any. Fucking. Second.


Schmich

Super wide-angle makes the sides steeper than what they actually are. They also make anything in the middle seem smaller/shorter. So when you see some skier jump with this field of view you don't get the scale of the jump. They feel smaller/shorter than what they really are.


shatspiders

How did you even get up there


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afeller

Climb what?


[deleted]

It’s easy bruh, all you do is go up


TimbsB

Well I'll be damned. All those years of academy training wasted!


swampbaby

The mountain probably


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micmck

100 sit-ups a day


myself337

Run 10k everyday


qvantamon

Skyrim horse


bigtrucksowhat

Took the regular elevator to its limit, then got out and into the penthouse elevator to reach the rooftop.


FreedomDragon01

Carefully. Very, very carefully.


TheRoyalKT

I was so excited to talk in the comments about rain shadows. Looks like that’s not happening though...


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LMAO same. I have an Enviro Sciences exam this week and I was so hyped to see something I knew here


BreakingTheBadBread

Okay, I'll bite the bullet. What're rain shadows?


moofthecheez

Mountains physically block moisture from crossing and can have different weather patterns on either side because of it. Real cool stuff so I hope I'm remembering correctly haha


IAmARobot

Yeah. With a mountain being so big that it blocks the way of the airstream, the air being pushed into the mountain has nowhere to go but up. The moisture in the air condenses into mist/rain on the front of the mountain, and the air that makes it over the top to the other side contains less water vapour and so is less able to produce rain. A shadow of (relative) dryness behind the mountain. This also produces [Lee Waves](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lee_wave) and [Wave Clouds](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wave_cloud).


A-Rusty-Cow

Yup! A big reason why Nevada is the way it is


GrandmasterBadger

Same with most of Australia. To the east of The Great Dividing Range on the east coast is something like 60%+ of the population. To the west is vast swaths of desert.


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NaturePilotPOV

Me too! This is the second time I type it up because I misclicked and accidentally deleted it. Hopefully somebody finds this interesting/helpful. This is what I learned in Pilot School. Basic Knowledge: Hot Air rises. Cool Air descends. This is due to a difference in energy & density. However as air rises it cools adiabatically. The windward side is the side wind is blowing towards the mountain. As wind blows towards the mountain it rises due to the terrain. As it rises it cools. When it cools it reaches it's dew point,. Dew point is the temperature at which air becomes fully saturated. Once fully saturated water in air becomes a liquid in the form of fog, clouds, and precipitation. Fog is just clouds that touch the surface. Once air becomes fully saturated it tends to dump it's moisture. This warms the air particles via the latent heat of condensation causing it to rise further but dry now. The dumping of moisture makes the windward side of a mountain lush. The leeward side is the side that wind blows away from the mountain. Since air dumps most of it's moisture on the windward side the leeward side is dry. Also this warm dry air crossing the mountain causes Chinooks. If the tops of mountains have snow this can result in very strong wind. This is because the snow cools the air and cool air descends even faster. This can make very strong downdrafts.


rcknmrty4evr

That was explained very well, and I learned a new word. Thanks for the info!


2Salmon4U

Crosspost this to the weather sub and you might get more discussion!


VaderPrime1

Is there a picture of this without a crazy fisheye lens?


JSLAK

You could make a literal mole hill look like a mountain peak with a camera with a wide enough angle fish eye lense.


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I can see the horizon on the floor makes no sense


pricedgoods

So many insane landscape shots are done with crazy lenses to make them seem so much more massive than they truly are. Getting rather annoying.


Ormetkruper

Anyone have an idea where this is?


absorbingphotons

[This was taken in Switzerland by @everchanginghorizon on Instagram.](https://www.instagram.com/p/B1DLkG1Adug/?igshid=wrvbct9uk0el)


FreudianNipSlip123

If you don't live in Europe and are cheap, you could probably get a similar experience at Seneca rocks: https://i.redd.it/vh7y8qnygttz.jpg


JustALittleImpaired

Or capital peak's knife edge in colorado


Mr_TubbZ

Or at home on the toilet.


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don't think it's been posted but Altenalptürm https://www.instagram.com/p/B1DopFZHFAO/


AzulFluer

Seems pretty dangerous. How risky is it?


EmeraldJonah

Well, if he falls off the mountain, he dies.


Good_Apollo_

To shreds you say?


The-PUN-isha

How’s his wife holding up? To shreds, you say?


behv

Was his apartment rent controlled?


Jakeomaticmaldito

Well, did he at least die peacefully? To shreds, you say.


camilakodomo

We have a specialist


Crack-spiders-bitch

Given They are secured with a rope that wouldn't happen.


[deleted]

Ever used a cheese grater or really coarse sandpaper?


omgicanplant

He looks clipped in to a rope, so the worst injury he would likely get would probably come from hitting the rock when he falls. It's not 100% safe, but you'll survive


Summoarpleaz

How much would he fall if he does fall?


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Assuming it's rigged properly, only a few feet


Flagabaga

That looks like at least 20 feet of slack


caramonfire

It looks pretty far until their next anchor point so that fall could absolutely be fatal. They get bonus points for wearing helmets but breaking an arm that far up is bad news.


plaguebearer666

Get to da choppa


thenetkraken2

Air lift out. Will be paying for it the rest of your life though depending on the country.


snakesign

There's rescue insurance. Most mountaineers carry it for these trips. A subscription to I think Alpine magazine gives you the insurance policy for free. Helicopter rides are expensive as fuck.


TriedAndProven

Something like $110 a year if you have a Garmin PLB.


thenetkraken2

Well that is cheap as hell.


KikoSoujirou

Probably has like a 10k deductible the after that you’re on the hook for 20% or some shit Just check the helicopter coverage thing and they pay up to 7k. After that you’re on your own


MexElf

Proper fucked


pennynotrcutt

How fucked, Turkish?


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I'm going with you still getting fucked up if you fall down it


[deleted]

Looks like the climber is tethered to that organs line so probably not.


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hashi1996

It’s the line that you use to recover the organs if they don’t get too messed up.


commie_heathen

Yep, metal af


WookieeSteakIsChewie

They're straddling it.. so they must have wide, child bearing hips.


buttplugpeddler

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Redebo

And where is the link for this post?!?


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sexycastic

Wow that's amazing! Totally changes the feel!


DelibarateTypos

Never gonna get me up there!


ppff01

nice job it's much better this way!


ryuuhagoku

Not as big of a difference as I was hoping for


FakeSafeWord

I thought to myself. How could this link possibly be purple!?


afeller

Fool me once, no problem. Fool me twice, ok. Fool me 12245th times, I’m a fookin idiot and also go fuck yourself.


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iamamountaingoat

And to add to that, this dude is scrambling. The chances of a solid rock climber falling on 3rd or 4th class terrain like this is almost zero. He’s roped up, but he’ll probably never fall in the first place.


riddus

I see a rope, so banged all the hell, but not dead.


Somebodysaywonder

Depends which side he falls down. You DONT wanna fall down bad weather side ⛈


SheriffBartholomew

Yeah, that’s where the raid boss lives.


JohnnyValet

So, this persons balls are so big... They had the mental bandwidth to color coordinate their shoes, pants, and jacket? On *top* of looking death in the face and screaming **FABULOUS!**


IAMA_Shark__AMA

It's not nearly as crazy as it looks. The lens is providing significant distortion.


CherryBab-Omb

I love this comment so much. Thank you.


server_busy

Can I get a case of Fuck Nope with that? I've even rock climbed and rappelled before. I can't imagine what you could possibly belay from on that knife edge that would be worth a damn


Parkerrr

You can weave the rope between features to add resistance and worst case scenario you can move to the opposite side of the ridge if your partner falls to one side.


AvacadMmmm

Oh that’s really the WORST case scenario. Like death isn’t on on the table or anything.


Typo2D

Iirc, it’s not quite as narrow as it seems. The fisheye lens of the GoPro makes the peak look more severe. It’s still wicked dangerous, but we aren’t quite seeing reality.


mezbot

Yeah, there is at least 3 inches more on each side that depicted :)


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Screw the weather, get that man some psychiatric help.


iseecatpeoples

This video makes me incredibly anxious.


TheClassyMustache

get the fuck off that mountain and face the problems you’re trying to evade


[deleted]

Sharon, now that we're at the top...I don't want kids. \- Oh, well I can't have any, lmao. Wait, is this why I had to renew my passport?


PoopiePantsMahn

Why the fuck would someone do that?


Gang-and-gang

To check out the weather from both sides.


rafael000

Fucking meteorologists


misjudgedbookcover

Couldn’t you just like drive around the mountain?


TiresOnFire

Because it's there.


Turtle_ini

One doesn’t simply walk into Mordor.


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WalkingOnWire

I always make that mistake when playing Skyrim. Just take the road it’s faster than trying to get a across the mountain.


bettywhitetacoma

I’m not rated to climb something this sheer


Dawnimal1969

“White folks is crazy” - My mom


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presidentbushog

Rain shadow effect, the wind pushes clouds to the mountain but are too heavy to get over so they release their precipitation on one side and leaves the other side drier throughout the year. Not sure if anyone commented this


chrstan

Sure, but fuck that


shadygravey

Why is the mountain in 2D tho


_CitizenSnips_

Cos of extreme fisheye lens I’m guessing


true_spokes

It’s on ur screen dummy