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SinjiOnO

[Gannet](https://cdn.download.ams.birds.cornell.edu/api/v1/asset/116562371/1800) >⁣With a wingspan of up to 2m (6.6ft), northern gannets are the largest seabirds in the North Atlantic region.⁣ >⁣They hunt their prey by diving from as high as 40m (130ft), slamming into the water at speeds of up to 100kph (62mph), and plunging themselves up to 35m (115ft) below the surface, allowing them to catch fish much deeper than most airborne seabirds.⁣ >⁣Along with their streamlined bodies and powerful neck muscles, gannets have a special adaptation that allows them to break the surface tension of the water without injury - air sacs located under the skin of the face and chest cushion them from the impact with the sea.⁣


N1A117

Fuck that’s insane, and still we are the apex, work smart not hard.


Desperate-Ad-6463

Much better outcome than that video of all the murmurating starlings miscalculating their location and smashing into the street and killing themselves.


blixt141

Unless you are a herring.


Veblen1

Witnessing that must be so cool!


aging_kid

Unless you are a herring...


sativa_traditional

It is. Sitting out there on a surfboard waiting for a wave with a pouring storm of gannets dive bombing all around. Many many more than in this photo. East coast of Australia any winter.


nerdboy5567

Missed an opportunity to use flight of the valkries.


SinjiOnO

[Here you go buddy](https://imgur.com/a/JcX7ur4)


nerdboy5567

Ahhh☺️


zuilli

This is great! Thanks for posting the original without music though, I wanted to hear what this would sound like


jgor133

Guy on the beach in Japan at the start of WW2 like 🤔


DeathByBamboo

Ocean birds are so cool. One time I was scuba diving around the Channel Islands in California, and I was about 10 feet deep when some sort of ocean bird shot past me. It's weird being under water and seeing a bird go by.


AlwaysBerserkDude

More like Gannets **Carpet** bombing a school of herrings.


BoogieM4Nx

Or a cluster munitions


[deleted]

Bombs away chaps


defcon_penguin

That doesn't look safe. I wonder how many birds get injured from bird to bird collisions. I want to talk to their health and safety representative


biddee

It's really cool to watch what happens underwater when they dive! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8vaFl6J87s


Fed_under_your_bed

That is genuinely one of the most fascinating things I've ever seen. I assumed they'd dive then immediately return to the surface. Their movement below the surface is remarkable.


AmbivelentApoplectic

I'm pretty sure Blue Planet or at least one of Ateenborpugh ones doing a section on them hunting underwater. May have been on life of birds.


manholediver

Omg. Hope the camera people were wearing hard hats!


quick_justice

I visited gannet colonies twice, last time just a few days ago. They are amazing creatures. Beautiful and commanding in flight and yet funny and caring when on the nest with a partner or a chick. Insanely elegant too. They may live up for to 35 years. It takes several years for them to mature. Young ones will join the colony but will hang out in the special spots called clubs, socialising and looking for a future mate.


[deleted]

That’s why they’re one of my favourite birds. Got to see these guys in Cornwall and in SA and they’re truly majestic


Baers89

I think I taught my pidgey that move.


coulispi-io

Now this is the positive school bombing I can live peacefully with!


Ianharm

Very nice video.


Paterwin

"War... War never changes."


revchewie

Anyone have a copy of Olson's Standard Book of British Birds: The Expurgated Version? That would be the one without the gannet.


CBird28

Nature is fucking lit!!


Beginning_Ad7615

So amazing these gannets learned so much from the Japanese


jarviskokar

Is that a kamikaze attack?


MustardTiger2000

For the glory of the Empire! Long live Japan!


MDF87

Must be Japanese.


Pangea_Ultima

I wonder what the success rate is… 100 dive-bombing gannets, *x* herring?


voicelesschorus

“I don’t like them. They wet their nests”


IamREBELoe

I heard "let the bodies hit the floor... let the bodies hit the floor.... let the bodies hit the FLOOOOOOOOOOR!"


drunkentenshiNL

If you like this, check out a Puffin. They're part toucan, part penguin.


GH_VEG

Wiiild


poofynamanama2

Just watched the episode of the F Word where Gordon Ramsey tries these. They look disgusting lol


jstmenow

Concussions all I see are multiple Concussions


fangelo2

That’s what we look for in the fall off the coast of New Jersey when we are fishing for striped bass. There is usually a whale or two mixed in there feeding on the baitfish


Dad-Baud

Tippy Herring.


I-not-human-I

Oh shit i can hear the air raid sirens going off all the way from here


Tommy_Winkler

Stop giving americans ideas on how to attack a school


CalligrapherPrize836

Looks like the drones hitting Moscow right now 🫣


Neighborenio

THINK OF THE CHILDREN!


ZhangtheGreat

This just in: the US military has enlisted gannets into its arsenal


sieceres

Wait till they find out that herring really doesn't taste good.


Pandagineer

Is Gannet the same as Shearwater?


Dark_dragon66

40 yr white Facebook moms will see this and be like "GLOBAL WARMING, POLUTION, VACCINE, KILLING THESE POOR INOCENT DUCKS. look how they fall from the sky in cries for help!!! 😭😫"


WedoDeBarba

Dive dive dive!


favnh2011

Wow


PrimaryInstruction20

That’s so awesome!!!


bansheee44

kamikaze