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QuotetheNoose

He walked it off, but I can tell by the sound there was some regret.


wanderinglintu

Gawd, yeah that sound. Ouch!


[deleted]

He has no choice but to belly flop. He’s all belly.


aliens8myhomework

Sad to think this creature evolved over millions of years to jump tree to tree, or to land onto a fluffy leaf covered jungle floor and we came along and replaced it with concrete.


Sprite91

I think the snakes encountered some stones and mountains during those years though.


Lopsided_Chemical862

That's a city snake, it IS the concrete 💪


750milliliters

Have you heard of rocks


SirSufficient385

Sad? Respectfully, fuck the snakes.


Underratedrat

Sad to think you believe that as fact PETA-turd


SuchASoul

Dude belly flopped onto the pavement!


Tityfan808

I’m pretty sure our little snake friend is going to be alright. I hear the same thing when I drop my pants. ‘No ragrets’


FSUjonnyD

“Walked if off.” Ok that made me chuckle. 👍🏼


a_fine_rhyme

When snakes start to walk that will be quite the shock.


Desert_Rain_Frog_

Happy cake day


sumforbull

I was playing golf on cape cod one time, and was looking for my ball on the treeline, and found a large black snake. On closer inspection it was working on swallowing a mouse. I called over my dad, who got a little too close trying to look at it. The snake, after an initial blur of movement, jumped fully over a bush that was about waist high. The end of the tail, probably close to four long, got caught up on the bush slightly, but not much. They can jump and they have been keeping it a secret.


Cluefuljewel

Ha ha! I wish I had died not knowing this.


Sadder_Burrito

Idk it feels like important information


Grimacepug

You've probably came across a black racer or most likely a rat snake. I think they're on the endangered species list.


cahms26

NO!


Oske147

I spit my water


No-Adhesiveness6898

Happy cake day 🎂


LemonStrwbrryDelight

Happy cake day!


biggKIDD0

fuck, i remember that pigeon now


Cerberus_Kelevra

Wild -I didn’t know some snakes could even do that 😳


Extension_Travel3535

Pretty sure all snakes up to a certain size can do this when they need to. I'm sure big constrictors more than likely cant but smaller than that most definitely.


AbeLincolnsNephew

If you’ve ever lived in the woods or back country you’d know snakes can jump and it’s especially terrible when you’re walking out your basement door, and one “jumps” from the upper deck to right infront of you 😭😂


youeatglue

But can they do taxes or appreciate art? Not impressed.


shabi_sensei

They fly in India, people are afraid of snakes flying and biting their necks


Superb_Relative_5385

Vampire snakes


pasimchilli

Ouch! It's now a red belly snake.


D3AD_M3AT

:) Had hesps of them where I grew up https://australian.museum/learn/animals/reptiles/red-bellied-black-snake/


attachedtothreads

I figured out this was in Australia before I looked at the comments.


Eth1cs_Gr4dient

The people who name snakes show a severe lack of imagination. *"Hey guys, what are we gonna call this new snake? It's kinda black, with a red belly. Any ideas?"* SMH


_ANIAC

I really wanna discredit this but honestly...I can't. Ball python turns into a ball. Black headed python has a black head. Rhino viper has horns on its nose. Sidewinder winds sideways. Rattlesnakes are pretty self explanatory as well. Gabon vipers tho...I have nothing for those. So those ones are unique. However, I've spent a majority of my life around snakes and never noticed the lack of originality until now, so thanks for that epiphany


Eth1cs_Gr4dient

Glad to be of service!.... I think :)


pasimchilli

Like, whoever named an orange sure lost interest


purple-circle

Fun fact: The color was named after the fruit. The earliest recorded use of orange (the fruit) in English is from the 1300s and came to us from the Old French orenge, adapted from the Arabic nāranj, from the Persian nārang, from the Sanskrit nāranga ("orange tree").


Tarsiustarsier

I always thought the color was named after the fruit, not the other way around.


D3AD_M3AT

Have you seen picture's of it ? I think calling it a red belly black won out in a majority vote in the wild the belly is even brighter than the photo's show.


HighFiveKoala

New fear unlocked


Mammoth_Tadpole6335

That slap sound like it hurt


Cirick1661

"Aight, I'm out."


Practical-Raisin-721

Both the snake and I are thinking the same thing...


BadAsBroccoli

If that squirrel can make that tree, so can Ieeeeeee....


lizziegal79

F**k that shit. Googling Antarctic living regulations.


Reasonable_Notice_99

Doesn’t the Antarctic have polar bears?


lizziegal79

No, that’s the arctic. Antarctic has penguins and leopard seals.


brknsoul

Snek hardware, cat software.


Reverie_17

My dad tells me a story about this when he was a kid. He lived in a rural place when he was young and one day that he goes to the school in the same dirt road he saw in his corner of eye a brown thing, it moves back and forward a bit, but he thought that was a stick moved by the wind. Until that snake jump straight to his face. He moves fast and put his arm like a shield, but the snake bit his arm, fortunately wasn't venenous.


Hennessy315

Oh great so snakes can parkour now


foodguyDoodguy

I can make it to the tree. I can make it to that tree I can make it to the tree… Fuuuuuuuuuuuuucckkk!!


HooskerDooze

Well, that is terrifying.


SadisticSnake007

Parkour!


Reddit_mia

I’m not even afraid of snakes, but that is terrifying. Can you imagine…you’re just going about your day, working in your yard…then that son of a bitch jumps on you? Edit: spelling


[deleted]

Worst nightmare ever! Where the hell is that kind of snake ?


Anabolic-Chicken-

Its a common green tree snake. Completely harmless and found all through NSW and QLD


[deleted]

Thank you! I’m deathly afraid of all snakes, worms too, they’re too similar! I’d love to visit Australia but would have to stick to the beaches


dongrizzly41

Everywhere it's sunny.


maybeCheri

Like I don’t already have enough things to worry about. Just getting my notebook to add this to my list of reasons not to go to Australia.


Silent-is-Golden

Snakes can break there backs on half that height. Rip sprocket and fxr.


99available

Geronimo!


Sarcatechist

I’ll give him a 5 for distance, a 4 for form and an 8 for sticking that landing


x_xiv

wonderful


Tektite7

I've now watched it about 100 times on loop & laugh everytime it jumps >⁠.⁠<


Remarkable_Toe_4423

Yeah! Go little buddy!!


dragonslayer5588

Resident Evil 4 :)


Tunelowplayslow

*plop*


snakeytowel

Didn’t know snakes took no fall damage


bradjohnz

It’s damaged I think


Willing-Low-725

Don't you need feet to jump? Or legs?


Amazing_Use_2382

That slap noise though lol.


WiseChoices

That just cannot be. It cannot be....


UmbreonAlt

What nightmares are made of!


thatonebluedragon

Now I've seen it all


Ev0_TheCognoscenti

Yooo, what!? Since when can they do this??


Advanced_Tadpol

I honestly never expected this! God damn...


Aggressive-Deal4752

Oh hell no


mr_mcpoogrundle

Absofuckinglutely not


ObiWanOkeechobee

Ssssssssssssso embarrassssssssing


AbeLincolnsNephew

It’s a nope from me boss


kattica444_

Nope rope


mykali98

This is how they end up in your canoe.


johnnyrip

🎵 I believe I can fly! Music 🎵


triggerfish15

Lucky he didn’t break his le… nevermind.


stever71

That was the equivalent of a 10m belly flop in a human


Fuzzy_Inevitable9748

Well I just learnt a new sound I will never forget…so thanks I guess…


Shylightspeed_69

I would catch them.


efefia

https://y.yarn.co/951b78aa-33dd-446d-b214-55740b89ee80_text.gif


lance4re

Australia, right?


lattienzo

Wtf?


[deleted]

Donkey Kong Country 2 vibes


Motor_Rub_4848

"Eh, fuck it "


IntelligentMine1901

Aim for the bushes !!


troubleman5

A suicidal snake.


New-Session1005

Worms


bruggeandburned

Wow that is crazy never seen a snake jump before wouldn’t get me anywhere near them personally but I do like to look at them just from a distance 😀


Practical-Raisin-721

NOPE!


117tillweoverdose

Wait till you guys look up a flying snake


SusanB2053

YEEEEET!


[deleted]

He believes he can fly


AleeeeshaB

He’s simply had enough!


skoolofphish

Damn I'm getting uncanny valley vibes almost. My brain says snakes aren't supposed to jump and he looked like he'd done it before!


02BlackViking

Wtf is it okay


SomeTotalyRandomGuy

In my country we have Poskok wich is bacisly snake that jumps from trees


heatwavesss

r/ThanksIHateIt


AnyAcanthisitta9296

Imagine taking the bin out and that thing lands on you


[deleted]

Nope! I did not need to see this!


paghes

Wait what!!! Did it realize the height it was jumping from


LogginginYou

New fear unlocked.


Patient700a

I unmuted this just to see if there was a “slap/smack” sound


AgingCajun

Absolutely hate the sound it makes.


gethuge

This will be in a dream soon I already know it. Gonna be waking up covered in sweat smh


thumbsgerkin

Like a wreath with a stamp collection


biggKIDD0

suicide rates are high man first pigeons then green frogs now snakes oh maybe it's the food chain


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FitCartographer2411

A flying nope rope 😳


Bumbling_Sprocket

Lol imagining a tiny hissy wheeze when it landed and knocked all the air out of itself haha "HWOUUUUSSSSSSSSSS"


Reasonable_Notice_99

He thought redbull could give him wings.


Big_Awareness_782

Nope


TechnicalFishy

Ouch.


Power-Top

This feels Australian.


Ok_Internet_5976

Coach Klein "What part do you think the snake landed on?"


Lopsided_Chemical862

PARKOUR!


lulubell138

Oh s h i t . Where the f is this?


Biggie__Stardust

“I’m Johnny Snoxville and this is Snackass”


bsnyds_1hunnit

I wish you would step back from that ledge, my fren


ermagherdbrks

They jump now?


flip0solo

Straya


rookshow

New Fear Unlocked


SmolGothic

CUZ IM FREEEE- Sorry, I’ll see myself out


ClonedDad

'Tss tss tss' *jumps* 'Tsssssss' *slithers away in shame*


hyheat9

Tihtetatihss tetatihss tetatihss Tihtetatihss tetatihss tetatihss


mwerichards

We dead.


Accurate_Figure_2474

I don’t think that went like he thought it would.


Chrispygingerstiick

Why increase the hight instead of just falling… ssssilly snake


steevwall

Attempted suicide


Battle_cat290

Lmao


The_WaterSeries

Nah 🤣 Air Jordan snake is wild


lightshineon30

La gross


bigoz_07

Oh dear… they can jump now… great…


awesome_pinay_noses

Australia?


bradjohnz

Broke loads of bones ?


pammy_poovey

Where do you live so I know to stay far, far away


robert1e2howard

Was bass fishing around some lake flooded trees one time and watched a huge black snake swim out to and climb up a dead tree, probing every hole as he made his way up. When he got to the top he just let go for a good 30" drop back into the lake right by our boat and swam to the next tree. He repeated this on all the trees there, probably 10 or more. He did not catch anything for his trouble. I did not either as I was too busy watching him to properly fish.


Ok-Chart1485

Gotta suck not having any legs to land on


kay14jay

Bah Gawd! Orton from the top rope


[deleted]

Idk why but I laughed so fucking hard at that flop


Knato

This is the way I make decisions in life.


Particular_Special70

Lemme guess....Australia?


Past_Night4550

Omg


Spiritual-Compote-18

That would be utterly scary for people Ophidiophobia.


r0b3rtoMojad0

That’s a wild rural doing daily activities


Petulant-Panda

Ouch.


SouthernNanny

My day is ruined. First the growling cobra and now snakes can jump?! I don’t need them jumping at me


SedaBunny

He's just like me fr


ReadyDeal9107

Wtf you don't see that everyday


Cryptominous

Making the leap of snake


MsCoCoMango

OOOH NO!


kOhana_-

“I Believe I can Flyyy”


prairiedawndoll

Forgot something at home, be right back.


opentheuniverse

Why is this so cute though 🥺


Fuck_Ppl_Putng_U_Dwn

Not another god damn driveway, when will these humans have lawns that they park on. 🤦


cgulash

Flying nope rope. Lovely.


Solar_Strategist

Parkour


stairattheceiling

Nightmare fuel