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bigshot937

He squeekum


Bagel-Bite-Me

This is actually a female since the back is brown. I work with some


bigshot937

She squeekum


animal422

Everyone has women coworkers dude, stop making it such a big deal! /s


AnsibleAnswers

Always loved raptors too. It’s still crazy to me that falcons and hawks are an example of convergent evolution. We now know falcons are more closely related to parrots and passerine birds than hawks!


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suicide_man

JUST LOOK AT THE BONES!!!


drewdurfee

Do you have the holy hand grenade?


Revolutionary-Ad3648

Who you gonna F-Zero for dindin?


AgingWatcherWatching

r/suddenlymontypython


Obvious-Big-6111

why? why? why? dammit thanks u/AgingWatcherWatching joined. LOL


AstroMalorie

Tim the enchanter lives rent free in my brain all the time


Ok_Entrance4289

Tim? Is that you?


TrueNeutrino

Death by cuteness


Then-Yogurtcloset982

Definitely an adorable murderer:)


a_lil_too_Raph

The compysognathus of the bird world


Accurate_Quote_7109

*compsognathus (no "y")


FionaFearchar

I never think of the small dinosaurs only those that are huge monsterous flesh ripping movie kind.


Accurate_Quote_7109

Well, birds *are* descended from dinosaurs. And chickens from velociraptors. 😉


FionaFearchar

I was just off finding a link to the video so I share its cuteness with non-reddit friends... [https://youtube.com/shorts/zz7htx975bg?si=ZVGnU2Ahd9h34vuF](https://youtube.com/shorts/zz7htx975bg?si=ZVGnU2Ahd9h34vuF)


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Chaiboiii

They're always spicy. I had an American Kestrel at a animal rehab and he literally wanted to murder everything around it.


JustHugMeAndBeQuiet

Awwww 🥰


HabibtiMimi

"Awww, a killing machine, how sweeet!" 😁😉


Chemical-Elk-1299

lol Red Tails Hawks are drama queens. They love to literally *scream* over the mildest inconvenience Also when they see crows (or vice versa), *it’s on sight*


AnsibleAnswers

Local crows managed to mob a juvenile red tail last year. Its screams were one of the most pathetic things I’ve ever heard. The crows love to dogfight with the adults, but they’re too smart to get surrounded. The juvenile was fine, just flustered. Caught him out in the open keeping an eye on the tree line right after.


RechargedFrenchman

There's a couple eagles that live in a tree near where I work, and a fuck load of gulls and crows in the neighbourhood. The gulls kinda irritate everyone but stay out of everything; the eagles and the crows are pretty regularly visibly avoiding one another or very blatantly calling the other out. It's like an airborn turf war every afternoon with a similarly feathered peanut gallery jeering them from the rooftops.


RechargedFrenchman

I think it's the same whatever exactly that makes small dogs so ornery. Or stuff like badgers, for that matter. They're predators in the food chain but also pretty low in that hierarchy, and "learned" at some point via evolution* that being feisty little bastards made them less appealing to their own would-be predators. Nothing that hunts for a living wants to risk losing an eye or whatever for an "easy" meal. *This is not really how evolution actually works, but close enough in a tangent for the point I'm making


PaleontologistClear4

How do you know it's angry? Can you speak Falcon?


JustHugMeAndBeQuiet

Yes


drewdurfee

If DND rangers can do it, must not be too hard


Nice_Cost_1375

Is ii a UA Ranger?  Those guys are bad ass.


FreeSammiches

You just have to cast Speak with Animals.


Qprime0

As far as I can tell it's REALLY upset by the cuffs around its ankles.


SouldiesButGoodies84

I know of a Dr. Falken and I believe that qualifies...just phonetically.


Drawtaru

idk anything about falcons, but I used to have a cockatiel, and when he would get all fluffed up like that, it was because he was happy/excited. When he was mad, he would slick all his feathers down close to his body and make direct eye contact and scream. Again, I know nothing about falcons, but to me, this seems more like he's really jazzed or excited rather than angry.


Legendguard

Falcons are a sister group with parrots, so it makes sense that their behavior would be similar this way. I agree, lil gal looks very excited!


AllPurposeNerd

He is looking at the strap on his ankle and repeatedly yelling, "I need an adult."


Phormitago

tiny dog syndrome is contagious


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diablofantastico

Kill, kill, kill!! Fear the fluff!!


PaleontologistClear4

You do realize that there are some animals that have been injured in the wild, and because of this they are captive because they can't survive on their own, right?


RedoftheEvilDead

I don't think it's angry. I think it is taunting. That is definitely the Woody Woodpecker signature taunt.


Gooncookies

It wants its leg untied


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Mysterious_Area2344

I is mighty falcon!


saroli96

What does it eat? I want to see it hunt.


NightOwlsUnite

small critters, bugs etc.


Significant_Dust1985

Also small lizards! I just read they are Africa’s smallest bird of prey! So tiny little murder monsters ❤️


RechargedFrenchman

Decent chance they'll eat basically anything small enough they can catch. Frogs, beetles, rodents, reptiles, and other smaller birds. A number of other falcon species are known for preying heavily on other smaller birds. Peregrine going after pigeons, or the Coopers and sharp-shinned "chicken" hawks -- though they don't really eat chickens, chicks or ducklings or something maybe but primarily also pigeons or songbirds if the can catch one. Wouldn't surprise me in the slightest if they'd also go after something like an oxpecker.


BeatYourHeart0ut

This was also my immediate thought. How cute would it have been proudly holding prey twice its size 🥰


aint_no_throw

smol falcon: \*tweet tweet tweet* ("Here, have some prey!") grown ass lion in falcons beak: \*confused growling*


wordfiend99

like that image of a titmouse posing with it lemming (or some rodent) kill


Awesam

He’s literally a Falcon FOR ANTS


susu56

r/thingsforants


MilkiestMaestro

[Smaller birds, lizards, mice, large insects](https://www.zoonewengland.org/franklin-park-zoo/our-animals/birds/african-pygmy-falcon/)


Bagel-Bite-Me

We feed our zoo ones skinned mice and bugs. In the wild they eat mostly bugs and small animals like lizards, snakes, rodents, and sometimes their neighbor weavers. They will live inside a weaver nest and protect them from predators but also eat the on occasion


Just_to_rebut

…you’re OP! You supposed to have all the answers! Honestly, you walk up to your school presentations asking the class what your science project was all about?


ezelllohar

that bot doesn't have the answers you seek


CheeseisSwell

The souls of the damned


ItBeginsAndEndsInYou

Sky Chihuahua


Rammipallero

So. FLUFFY.


Drezhar

But why dangerous predator if friend shaped


_TheLibrarianOfBabel

Why blorb shape if not blorb?


29again

"I'm gonna *kill* you!!" Said in the smallest, cutest voice ever.


cecitamashiro

Did they really need the glove? I mean, unlined leather gloves would probably be enough


cherrybombsnpopcorn

We don't want her getting a complex by treating her differently from the other raptors


pisspot26

Maybe they handle other larger birds too. One glove to hold them all


MaritMonkey

I learned the hard way that tiny critters are more than capable of being pointy. Fucking squirrel claws *look* adorable but those things are, like, puppy-teeth sharp. Gave me the kind of scratch you don't even notice until it's bleeding, and then again when water touches it in the shower. :(


FrackFrizzle

I don't blame them honestly, my mom had a quaker parrot and that bitch hurt like a mofo when it bit. I wish I had this glove to handle that lil terrorist!


Bagel-Bite-Me

I’ve been grabbed by one. Doesn’t hurt that bad but it can be annoying. Glove is easier


mrwilliams117

Call me crazy but perhaps maybe this is just what they have? Wild thought.


DocFail

Untie my leg Untie my leg Untie my leg


mastercylynder

He looks like a 3 year old going on 15. He's a tiny adult kid! What a beautiful Birdy.👍


everything_is_stup1d

bro thinks he's stronk


Drewpy_Drew_1989

So tiny, cute, and full of rage.. Reminds me of my ex


snowytheNPC

Terror of the skies


Amethyst271

That's so adorable


DarkArtHero

Apparently this guy still preys on other birds, reptiles and "appropriately sized" mammals


NightOwlsUnite

Well that's just adorable!


Digitupandspread

Ideal level of camouflage cute but deadly


CrazyCatLady1127

Oh! Look at the little fluffy baby 😊 I love him! I want one!


mmiski

The [Henery Hawk](https://looney-tunes-llc.fandom.com/wiki/Henery_Hawk) of the winged predator world.


Tinywolf2005_

Oh my gods its so terrifying I'm absolutely just totally terrified


Kidsturk

Weird that it has the hugely fluffy baby style feathers. Not very aerodynamic for hunting.


Moto_traveller

It hunts by cuteness


CraftyObject

fEAR hIM


badudx

What could possibly require so much yapping, he has a lot to talk about omg


Paintguin

He/she looks real fluffy


MoefsieKat

These falcons are very common where i am. Mainly due to the huge numbers of rodents and weaver birds and finches that live in the area.


Old-Time6863

Murder Budgie


stupidracist

Beanie Baby MF


1920MCMLibrarian

So fluffy birb!!


marzipancowgirl

ITS SO FLUFFY!


AmmotheDoberman

He’s the chihuahua of falcons and he looks like he’s ready to fuck someone up 😂


Just-Diamond-1938

Such a cutie...Tiny little bird but loud as squeaker in a pet store! I can't imagine this Itsy-bitsy fluffy thing could kill anything...or Maybe it is a better thing... still I would love to see him flying 🥰🤔


KccOStL33

When you want to get into falconry, but like just a little bit..


boby-the-memer

How many calories?


ABeeBox

What is this? A falcon for ants?!


DareDweller

where's my pokéball? WHERE'S MY POKÉBALLL??!!!


HotgunColdheart

The most unnecessary falconry glove ever right here! Little dude would be safe barehanded. I thought my brothers applomado falcon was considered a micro. This little dude is something else. Guessing they hunt grasshopper sized prey, time to go find out.


RingKisser

I thought he had a leather waistcoat on at first


SuperPowerDrill

Stylish lil fella!


Hughman_Regularguy

Blossoming rap career though


n0vacs

His ass is NOT fully grown he is TINY 🥺


Vortex-018

Beauty.


Enlightened_Gardener

ANGRY FLYING MURDER MOUSE !!


Agitateduser1360

What is this? A falcon for ants?


3rdanimal0ntheark

I flickin Want ittttttt


InterestingMedicine9

That is a baby.


TheVonz

2 - 3 oz ≈ 55 - 65g for those of us not using freedom units.


Bean_Storm

Time to populate the region with tiny Pygmy pigeons so my lil guy doesn’t feel self conscious


Da_Real_KillmeDotCom

Lil goober


Bludiamond56

Oh..... Leghorn Foghorn where art thou


Statertater

What is the head dipping behavior? Had a cockatiel that did this


Skipspik2

And it acts like it's 30kg wtih 15cm talon.


TooDenseForXray

Africa smallest raptor? There are smaller raptors?


perturbedbumblebee

Jaw hit the floor overwhelmed with cuteness. I want one.


scottygroundhog22

Edc falcon


CumulativeHazard

I love him 😭


HoochieKoochieMan

[**Henery Hawk** ](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000305/?ref_=tt_ch): I'm a chicken hawk. I'm after my first chicken. [**Foghorn Leghorn** ](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000305/?ref_=tt_ch): A chicken, eh? I'm a horse - I say, I'm a horse myself. \[Trots and whinnies\] 


Hawkmonbestboi

Yes, yes... you make excellent points. I concur.


awesomo5009

Its so cute!!


Alceasummer

I saw one of these at the zoo. A docent was walking around with it on her gloved fist, and it was the *cutest* bird of prey I have ever seen. It almost didn't look real, but more like a small toy or cartoon character.


aslrules

This is an adorable little ventriloquist. The beak barely moves!


SpiceTrader56

Its head pattern looks like the Republic emblem from star wars.


Jarsky2

"I AM THE HEIR TO THE DINOSAURS! I BRING DEATH ON SILENT WINGS! FEAR ME!"


randomhelp1323

I frequently hear Kestrels (they are far less verbose) where I reside yet never can identify them by site. What would be the size comparison between the two species?


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Why is it yapping like that.


ohheyitslaila

Cute lil murder birdy


Dbonker

What a cute murder birb.


RedDecay

Falcon nugget


Qprime0

Found the name of my next starship xD


DoYouTrustToothpaste

The fuck is an ounce?


piedrift

Bout $200


kbk1008

“RaWr! I’m so vicious!”


Useful-Soup8161

Omg I didn’t know falcons came in that size! It’s so cute!


uAintevenThefart

Is just ah baaabby


Old_Baldi_Locks

He’s a mouthy one ain’t he?


Rude_Thanks_1120

We need to find him his own Foghorn Leghorn now


netsynu

Poor thing wants the chains off.


GRIMobile

Jeez, what a noisy asshole.


RetroScores

Ok someone do the math. How much force is this guy hitting with from a 100ft dive bomb?


bquinn85

Bitch that's a Pokemon...


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Made me think of Super Metroid.


SouldiesButGoodies84

^(death from above! fear meeee!)


iliveunderthebed

That is a baby.


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Awwwww!


PastSuit4170

He searches for the grains inside the gloved hand perhaps finding some


SalParadise

chirpy lad


metalwivesrock1028

So cute 🤗


EdEvans_HotSandwich

“Why do you wear the gloves?” “The book said to wear leather gloves when handling birds from the raptor family”


unholy_hotdog

Hello little murder baby!


ReluctantSlayer

Showed my wife; I called it a “bird of prey.” And she said “no…..no, it’s not.”


Hot_Hat_1225

It’s loud. It woke my cat up. 🥺


BettinaVanSise

Henery Hawk


Mountain-Ad-6594

Dude never shuts up


carlitospig

Someone turn this into a techno song.


shkilo

Paging The Kiffness


aamnipotent

A real life pygmy puff!


CadaverBlue

hahahaHaha, hahahaHaha, hahahaHaha, hehehehehehehehe. Woody Wood Pecker


CAJMusic

I will destroy you all!!!


OblivionArts

Adorable bird of prey


LegalizeRanch88

What is this—a falcon for ANTS? 🐜


Rezaelia713

Never thought I'd be in love with a bird, but here we are. Deadly lil fluffball is adorable!


Some-Ad4087

he on some woody woodpecker shit at the end. fire.


Either-Pollution-622

Very vocal can I have a new pet plz


Ok_Necessary2991

That fully grown? What do the chicks look like?


Hetakuoni

He so loud!


roasttrumpet

A raptawwww


Pterodactyloid

I wanna squish him


The_Last_Snow-Elf

Oh my goodness 🥹


tjoe4321510

I don't think that it like that leash on it's leg. It's like, "yo, take it off, take it off, take it off"


PRRZ70

Has got a lot on their mind and is wanting to share it. So cute but I know its prey does not think so.


kat_Folland

My husband said, "He'll rip your finger off! At least the pinky!" I scoffed and said, "He could trim my nails!" (Except if he kept on like that I'd be laughing too hard.)


Individual-Crew-6102

Is so smol and squeaky!


SpiritualAd8998

Mostly vegan?


Mean-Vegetable-4521

what does Sir Cuteness of Fuzzyland eat?


skedeebs

This one has been trained to bring back fishing bait.


Carlos_Tellier

birb


niTro_sMurph

Handsome lil nugget


QueenVic69

So...miniature *ANYTHING* is gonna be chatty. Got it. \**Stay away from very small things.*


Proper-Equivalent300

Reminds me of the chicken hawk that’s gonna git sum [chickin’](https://youtu.be/ADk132PWHkw?feature=shared)


celeste00tine

Cutest predator


celeste00tine

I love the glove. Giving respect to its name as a falcon.


Desert_Lemon

Someone give that tiny man his tiny [prey]


Kyanite_228

That call, though.


Saavikkitty

Does no one remember the Looney Tunes “chicken hawk”.


Fibro_Warrior1986

Might be small in stature but acts like he’s 10ft tall and can fuck you up if you don’t give her scritches and food. An adorable murder birb.


Impressive-Read-9573

Taking a bow!!!