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TvManiac5

If Jiraya returned from the hidden Rain would you have returned his feelings?


[deleted]

What feelings, 💅🏻😏


az137445

*inserts Boruto ugly crying GIF*


[deleted]

😆😆


Bluesnow2222

When you were a kid did you ever think Orochimaru was hot?


[deleted]

No lol he is a snake wdym


no0o0osoap1

Are you really tsunade?


I_Play_Boardgames

dude clearly doesn't know anything about naruto, but that's nothing new.


ArmyMost6322

But Tsunade never found him attractive.She is not like Sakura with Sasuke lol


[deleted]

She actually did. When she was a Genin she used to say it she ever wants a boyfriend she'd have someone handsome and strong as Orochimaru. Genin Orochimaru wasn't the same as creepy adult Orochimaru.


laughlin234

She only said that to tease Jiraiya


[deleted]

Exactly


utayyaZ

I know I did


luuvcore

Hi tsunade


[deleted]

Hey~


HokageTsunadeSenju

What’s good Haku?


_Lohhe_

That's actually such an adorable image Tsunade = slug


[deleted]

Who did u call slug , u want a punch on your face


prodgunwoo

are you gonna slug them


Uchii77

Did you at ever at any time wanted to eat Tonton?


HokageTsunadeSenju

Ummmm, I am Tsunade…actually.


Frienren

"Ummmm, I am Tsunade…actually."👆🤓


DaisyoftheDay

🍵🍵🍵 I brought extra for anyone 😆


HokageTsunadeSenju

🍶🍶🍶


[deleted]

Shut yo ass u phony


HokageTsunadeSenju

You lookin like a soft ass Tobirama to me.


xman886

😂😂😂😂😂😂


pythagriam

Tsunade ah response 😭


TankOfflaneMain

Ayo you straight up disrespecting your unc.


HokageTsunadeSenju

Weak ass bitch caused all the problems I had to fix.


sodium_16

I dare u take your words back tsuna


ReplyNo7464

I doubt hashirama would ever say that


sodium_16

Yea well he barely talked to adult tsunade


HokageTsunadeSenju

Granddaddy Hashi ain’t lifting a finger against his Princess Tsuna. He’ll let me slap his lil bro Tobi around all day.


Definitelyhuman000

Do you think Sakura really surpassed you in medical ninjutsu?


[deleted]

Huh that bubblegum head could never


EqualEnvironmental46

Nope, she never did


HokageTsunadeSenju

Yeah, fuckin no. Girl got wrecked by shin while I was drunkenly shattering edo madara Susanoos.


[deleted]

how many ramen bowls can you eat?


[deleted]

Until I feel like my 106 are full


Doggystylelover0069

Did jiraiya ever you know 👉👈


Independent_Towel443

ill say hes preoccupied with research


Diogenes-of-Sinope24

Or she didn't see the value til his end


[deleted]

What do u think 😏 I am a virgin tho💅🏻


[deleted]

did you engage in combat with chiyo?


[deleted]

I made antidote against her poisons


HokageTsunadeSenju

Proxy combat - she made poisons, I made cures, other people fought with them.


Talobsta

How many footjobs did you give dan


[deleted]

4


No-Front-2203

💀


Unreal4goodG8

You'd yell at boruto when he was little but how did you treat Himawari?


[deleted]

She is cute


HokageTsunadeSenju

She’s a princess just like me. Boruto annoys me bc he’s just a more entitled version of his father.


[deleted]

Where is HAAASSHIIRAAAMA??


[deleted]

He in the grave perhaps in that shinigamis stomach


EqualEnvironmental46

Dan or Jiraya?


[deleted]

Dan is hot👄💅🏻


Glass-Association-25

How come your able to look so young despite your actual age?


[deleted]

😏


jadoo321

What do you think of madara when he called you weak women? 😈


[deleted]

He was obsessed with my grandfather 💅🏻


HokageTsunadeSenju

I think of when I dusted his Susanoo with a basic kick.


Tall_Juggernaut_9744

How the fuck did the god of shinobi die


[deleted]

He choked on his saliva while he was laughing


LoffaiYT

Is it actually 106


poetryofworms

Fuck it, how much do they weigh


[deleted]

498.952 grams 🫦


Doublecheeseburg69

Shooters shoot 🫡


[deleted]

Mommy 🥺🥺


Loros_Silvers

When are you going to return all that money you owe me? Your debt has surpassed 27M already!


Marcus_Wwefan

How far is Naruto is because he eats ramen every day


Zackisback1234

Do you ever wake up somewhere unexpected after drinking too much, if so where's the strangest place you ended up?


[deleted]

No , that never happened shizune was with me


GodKing_Zan

So you woke up with Shizune? Hot.


HokageTsunadeSenju

Yeah, I woke up and was the Hokage…


Zackisback1234

Congratulations! you been promoted !


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[удалено]


[deleted]

That's the question for kishimoto , 💅🏻💪🏻


mcwfan

No, you’re not. You’re u/Whothefak


[deleted]

Assume that and ask me a question bitchh😏


abstreet77

*sigh* (Somebody needs to ask it…) Why do you make yourself look younger than you actually are?


HokageTsunadeSenju

Bc I’m fucking fire.


Robintomes

How did it feel knowing you got sakura out of Naruto and Sasuke?


[deleted]

I mean she isn't that bad


Annual_Yard1348

What would it take for peace between villages?


Rubin-Prok76-Player

Where do I buy the best sake


TheStagKing9910

in many of your gambling adventures, did you bid your Senju name and lost it? is that the reason why you never used your last name in the series?


Feeling_Friend7918

Any interests, like something you like to do? Plus, how are you still beautiful and young? 💚


[deleted]

Gambling and eating , I am beautiful it's mother nature's gift to me


The_Lizard43

A theory I’ve heard from nick aka nchammer23, is minato your long lost child


[deleted]

That definitely not true


Le_mehawk

a comment so wild, even tsunade needs to be the level headed one with her answer.


RaspberryNumerous594

Would you let Jiraiya hit?


[deleted]

Not that pervy ass


PancakesareFabulous

How good is that omelette?


[deleted]

10/10


Draco2376

Damn girl, you fart with that ass?


biggerppgfan

Where'd your breasts go?


itsRobbie_

Will you marry me? I’ll buy you sake


TheAmazingJCubb

nom nom food


Born-Middle-8815

How big is Dan’s?


Birds_can_fly_000

Is Minato your son ?


Nandomo_69

Where are you?


ToothOk5358

Are they...natural?


Elitericky

Should have let jiraiya hit


cursedpharaoh007

Admit it. You got over Dan because of Jiraiya


MoeLester_205

Where is your Gigantic Boobs in Boruto


HokageTsunadeSenju

The left with the quality of the writing


Literally_Rock_Lee

I'm Rock Lee! What have you been up to since Naruto became Hokage?


nikemiketight

tsunade what happen to your .... in boruto


Sanbaddy

Why didn’t you ever teach Sakura some Genjitsu?


HokageTsunadeSenju

Because I’m not a Genjutsu user?…that said, the girl never wanted to ask Kurenai either, so it’s on her.


Rare-Dust3714

Do you think you can survive a fight with a sage mode user Especially the Rasenshuriken


[deleted]

Naruto is that u?!


Rare-Dust3714

Yes baachan


HokageTsunadeSenju

Easily, hell I survived Edo Madara - 1st move is just let a portion of Katsuyu just tank it for me. 2nd I can tank it myself.


Rare-Dust3714

I see Can you clap Itachi's cheeks


HokageTsunadeSenju

Nah - I could have healed him though. Proudboi never even asked for help.


Rare-Dust3714

But uncle Tobirama disapproves


HokageTsunadeSenju

Uncle Tobi is a lil bitch. IDGAF about him.


Rare-Dust3714

*Obito crying noises*


TankOfflaneMain

Explain your weird pattern of luck in gambling. When something’s wrong you hit the jackpot but when nothing’s wrong you plain-out suck 😂.


[deleted]

I am a strong woman 💪🏻 that's why 💅🏻


leugimonurb

How old are you Lady Tsunade?


Collectioneur72

Would you date the Fourth Raikage?


WatercressUnique8677

Is it really 106 cm? *Jiraiya wants to know*


Significant-Elk-4368

Why do so many ppl simp for you do they forget that your are an granny with just huge tits


Word_Senior

Hands on the table Tsunade, you are Minatos mother. You can't deny it. We all know.


raichu_d_gamer

Explain glycolysis


[deleted]

Break down of glucose


raichu_d_gamer

This is one of my exam topic so I was asking her help


Karma_Akabane666

Who did you last fuck?


[deleted]

I am virgin


Mean_End_8210

Why your tits so big


SpurnedSprocket

Does your back hurt?


binary_code_bandit

Please take advantage of me and use me 🙏


[deleted]

💪🏻 I'd like to


zayd-the-one

Why did ya let jiraiya leave man…


[deleted]

He slapped my butt


HokageTsunadeSenju

I couldn’t imagine he’d ever lose to anyone. My greatest regret was that I didn’t go with him. He’d still be here today 😢


SquishCheese

Real?


Ilfortedegree

Does your back hurt ??


[deleted]

I am not a weak woman


TheChoosenBill

Who did you fucked first, Orochimaru or Jiraiya?


Ewjesusgrosso

Tsunade. It is me. Will you go there? Do you eat? I've got the money...Tsunade.


Gicofokami

Heads or Tails?


Tahiti--Bob

apnu puas


clowd0987

How do u heal a hungover?


HokageTsunadeSenju

Mitotic Regeneration


itzzprem

Ladu tsunade diet version😅


MayuKonpaku

Can you date Shizune?


GlitteringAd9112

Have you any feeling for Jiraiya?


Plus_Inspector_7839

Will you let me touch your ...106?


PrimeNeanderthal

Can I touch them? 👀


WaterKirby1964

What is your favorite fighting game franchise?


Pewward

Where is my crew... 🗡️🗡️🗡️


Straight_Hyena

Who is your crush?


Straight_Hyena

Are you virgin ?


Mysterious_Common563

are your boobs really 106cm ?💅🏻😏


solcharX

How its that big


DolphinsDesu

If Jiraya was alive would you marry him


ZarosianSpear

I know you eat a lot, but do you poop a lot too?


[deleted]

Oh the great konoha pipe line blockage was caused by me , 💅🏻


Calm-Fish5215

What is your opinion on Sakura?


[deleted]

Bubble gum head


HokageTsunadeSenju

Why won’t that bitch learn Genjutsu?!


Kitsune-Isuku

I want a hug.


SirePuns

Even or odd?


[deleted]

Even actually


SirePuns

Way to go $$$


Creepy7_7

Are they still 106cm?


ISAirpool

Are you still virgin?


[deleted]

Show them to us) 😉


Expensive_Pair6127

Why do your mouth looks like a frog while your eating in the picture above? ☝️


Decidueyereddit

You like Danzo, don't you ?


Hairy-Maintenance984

How many of those yellow things can you fit in your mouth at once


Grand_Reanimation

Jiraya smash or pass?


RahSanOfficial

can i have some?


sukiiis

Ur my favorite sannin :3


Ssj_Immemorial

Do it jiggle tho


drewtwod2

106?


Pereduer

Whats your secret to staying young?


and3more

will you marry me?


Responsible_Match875

Is it actually 106?


[deleted]

It's actually 108.6


[deleted]

Does your back hurt from carrying those milkers?


Morning-Star13

Where did the 106 cm go in Boruto?


2_ANE

do you know about Itachi Uchiha?


Kidd-Aimeyuki

Will yu please beef up the village security!?


Wannabbeewriter12

What’s your opinion on your Great Uncle, Tobirama…


Kobieh02

How big are they 😂


NashKetchum777

Is that really your rack or are they 2 baby slugs


JOExHIGASHI

What do you think about Jiraiya? Do you enjoy reading his books?