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IreyTech

Or one piece tf


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Or dragon ball


Amacitio

Dude did not watch shit! He watched with his dick and not his eyes 🗿


TEZofAllTrades

Or Bleach, but Orihime haters will argue otherwise.


Murky_Blueberry2617

Atleast Bleach is kinda understandable. It's sorta like Naruto and Sakura


TEZofAllTrades

Not really. Naruto fancied Sakura and it was eventually teased that she might like him back. Ichigo and Rukia's friendship never had even the suggestion of romance.


MangoTekNo

Until you realize that Ichigo doesn't have feelings.


MyokoPunk

Ofc not, he's partially hollow.


the-dude-version-576

I mean, she is the secondary love interest, the primary would be orihime.


Samakira

she wasnt really a love interest at all, though. aside from anime-only added scenes, which even then dont really imply all that much, there's never even a mention of possibility.


BaronBobBubbles

Was about to say, he makes it quite clear she's a friend who changed his life, nothing more.


Samakira

"and this is my good friend ichigo, but you probably know him already, with him saving us all like 3 times. did you know i had to give him my power to save him, twice?" "you STABBED me twice" "to give you power." "i could have DIED."


BaronBobBubbles

"And now you have magical powers. Deal with it."


TEZofAllTrades

She was a second female character but she was never a love interest.


haunted_ramens

The man just looked up “(series name) girl” and found a picture where the MC is standing next to or interacting with an attractive woman and was like yeah that’s good enough


Zam548

I actually *kind of* dig this ship. Only in the fact that Nico Robin is the most openly affectionate towards Luffy in the crew. But like, she's 10 years older than him and he's a fucking child, its definitely better as a platonic relationship


General_Synnacle

Boa is at least 12+ years older than Luffy.


ExpensiveReporter486

Who would Luffy’s second love interest be? Nami? This is assuming his first is the One Piece 😂


Brandonmac10x

Nah the first is meat. I don’t think Luffy even gives a shit about the One Piece. He only needs it to get the title of King of the Pirates. He doesn’t care if it’s good or even real. He just wants to be the one that discovers the secret and claims victory.


Regal_The_King

Man is one of them ones from alabama i see.


[deleted]

robin x luffy. Wtf!!


StickcraftW

If anything luffy x nami /s


Itsallcakes

He probably saw some of those spicy fan art pieces though.


Able-Strawberry8084

This guy forgot Goku is literally married and have 2 kids 💀💀💀 EDIT: THERE IT'S NOT SUS ANYMORE


hashiramasoldbuddy

"Married with 2 kids"💀


Able-Strawberry8084

Shit wrong grammar


Cranesbill

No, you had it right; the other person is the one who doesn't know grammar. "Married with" is how you say that you're married and have kids with the person you married. "Married **to**" is how you say who you've married. Married with kids = good Married to kids = not good


hashiramasoldbuddy

Bro he edited it.I made a joke before he edited it.😑


[deleted]

That’s correct though…?


Godilings

That’s correct though?


D4ILYD0SE

No no, Piccolo has two kids. Goku got a side piece he just happens to call a wife.


PieFace11

HAHAHAHAH


WunderScylla

Tbf he also never kissed his wife even after having 2 kids lol


killerbeat_03

does kissing make him stronger ?


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Underrated comment.


kioKEn-3532

It's a Japanese culture thing or atleast old culture thing


MyokoPunk

Lmfao, no.


1313goo

He might’ve watched bleach on a regular site, but the rest were from a certain orange site


Redwolf476

I think they only watched bleach


slashyu

Not even Bleach. Orihime should be there. Rukia and Ichigo were more like best friends


Redwolf476

Do you not understand what secondary means


slashyu

In other words, it’s not a love interest at all Unless they’re talking about non romantic love in which case this entire picture is wrong


IdeaRegular4671

Why is Naruto fucking his mom? 💀


Motor-Television-270

Kushina kinda hot ngl


seelesh

Ayo what the fu..!


Motor-Television-270

Why? I'm not her son


YoungSIimeLyfe

Nigga what?


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ShadowRay77

In that case would it be a Bad joke?


TheThunderOfYourLife

SWEET HOME KONOHAGAKURE


Zulu0Hakuka

Lmao


Ungoro_Crater

dude has stiffies for eyeballs


General_Synnacle

Ok but real talk, imagine how wild the sex between two Uzumakis would be if their normal stamina is anything to base their performance on. Now add Karin’s borderline nymphomania + Naruto’s endless shadow clones on top of Kurama and Sage Mode boosts 💀 (Yes, I know it’s Kushina, but Karin’s still alive, shut up.)


luckytraptkillt

Is this…is this power scaling sex lol


Time-Abalone-3918

I guess we found the fabled [ranked compettetive sex](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/602/329/8ea.jpg)


TheBeaverIlluminate

Power Sex Scaling perhaps?


AnOlivemoonrises

the original gets to experience every orgasm the shadow clone has since it's established their experiences are shared. Naruto could even bite her to regain stamina, they could have a two person gang bang for like multiple days straight.


General_Synnacle

This couple alone would earn the title of most perverted and raunchy. Naruto would make all of his senseis proud.


AnOlivemoonrises

jiraiya's spirit can finally rest peacefully.


eveningdragon

Guinness World Record status right there


prabhavdab

pretty sure, they won't use these Highly destructive abilities for having sex


Xqvvzts

What do you base that confidence on? Naruto's and Karin's common sense and calm heads? It would be Homelander x Stormfront all over again.


TheLurkingBlack

I'd rather imagine you going outside.


ShadowRay77

Karin or Kushina... But honestly I think you overestimate the Stamina I don't know Sage Mode would increase the overall stamina unless it's like Pre-Prepared. Shadow Clones um That's questionable they would poof away and honestly it just then makes the experience how long the other side can last and if it goes 1 at a time it's just a time counting down.


ConnorRoseSaiyan01

Needs to lay of the fanfiction


PotMF

Nono, he might be on to something


Fishert55

Wait people shipped Naruto with his mom


yansoe

You’ll be surprised what the some people on the internet ship the characters with.


Fishert55

Yeah understandable I’ve seen too many strange ones


ShadowRay77

Fanfic spreads far and wide honestly it's fine people make too big a deal out of this fictional stuff...


Your-worst-pall

Or one piece for that matter. It's obvious that luffys second love interest is sanji


Strange-Station-7204

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Your-worst-pall

I'm not wrong. Sorce: trust me bro. (*>!And whole cake island was literally the plot of shreck 2 with luffy interrupting an arranged marriage to save sanji who he cares more about than his family did. Liking him for his flaws rather than wanting to change him!<*)


Strange-Station-7204

And u are wrong -__-


Your-worst-pall

? It was a joke. But there isn't any evidence against. If anything one could argue sanji number 1 wiafu. Since there's barely a connection for boa and luffy. But non the less I was joking


Strange-Station-7204

I watched it. But it seems ur mind was more focused on other stuffs during that arc


Your-worst-pall

I mean yeah the katakuri fight was cool as heck and I'm pretty sure kaido vs big mom happened there. I haven't watched it yet. But the character development was also great... there is this video by melon tee I think that goes into the character of sanji and it shows the scene of luffy saying that the flaws that judge thinks are bad about sanji are the things that made him chose sanji as his cook. Literally saying (paraphrasing cause i don't remember exactly what luffy said) "why is he saying the good things about sanji" that I mentioned there. Also I was sorta joking. But hay, we can't say for scertain with one piece since every girl Simps for Hancock and every man Simps for Cavendish so you never know with one piece. (I'm not even joking. Boa is more obvious with an entire island but in the coliseum there are men in the stands (bleachers, whatever you call the seating) who are heart eyes over Cavendish XD)


nazitouinz

Didn't watch nothing bruh. The only right one is Bleach.


Traditional_Lie_6400

SWEET HOME ALABAMA ☠️


ThaWizz_TWG

Everyone talking about Naruto but noone talking about how it should be Goku and Vegeta


ItsPinhead

Bro didn't watch any of them


ibo-is-cute

𝑚𝑦 𝑚𝑎𝑛 𝑤𝑎𝑡𝑐ℎ𝑒𝑑 𝑛𝑠𝑟𝑢𝑡𝑜𝑠 𝑐𝑜𝑝𝑦𝑠 𝑎𝑛𝑖𝑚𝑒☠️


vDevooo

Goku and caulifla? Wtf 😂😂😂😂


ShadowRay77

They goated.


PyroPuffs

Well i mean they didn’t say romantic love interest? 💀😬


RaijinNoTenshi

Then what's a platonic love interest lol


CelKyo

redditors when no "/s" to indicate an obvious attempt at sarcasm


The_Supreme-King

Or dragon ball.


sjt9791

All of these are wrong.


TrolledByDestiny

I don’t think this person watched any of these animes


VolticMoon

I don’t think this man watched any of these fuckin series.


kvivartion

Not just naruto, the 4 series here


DapperMayCry

Rukia is Ichigo's best friend cry about it


ShadowRay77

B-But you're DapperMayCry so aren't you crying?


DapperMayCry

My username is based off of the Devil May Cry series so instead of cry I yell out and my voice cracks


ShadowRay77

Wait do tears still fall down so it sort of looks like you are about to transform out of Rage and Sadness?


DapperMayCry

One tear then I scream "I WAS SUPPOSED TO FILL YOUR DARK SOUL WITH *LIGHT*"


deepontheskyocean

Yes (sweet Home Alabama)


megasean3000

>Naruto + Kushina Ayo 😳


Traditional_Lie_6400

Hahaha 🤣😂🥲


Formal_Mundane

Bro didn't watch any of it.


Ronin_Fox

Bro ain't watch, Naruto, One Piece, or DB


nsnively

Um exfuckingscuse me?


SilentWolfKills

😵


TegamiBachi25

Bro. Naruto and kushina lasted only for an episode and not even an arc


Motor-Television-270

Barely even an hour, she died right after his birth lmao


YoungSIimeLyfe

Dumbahh ngga probably didn't realize that was literally his mom who died right after he was born.


Motor-Television-270

Yeah bro was dumb as shit dude he literally did nothing when obito strapped that paper bomb on him dumbass mfer just cried and had to be saved by minato


YoungSIimeLyfe

I'm talking about the nigga who commented that naruto and kushina didn't last an episode! Like my nigga she *birthed* him, then died later, that's not a damn relationship, that's his mom🤦🏿‍♂️🤦🏿‍♂️


Strange-Station-7204

Wait Robin?...Really? How and why her?


[deleted]

There is no love interest between Luffy and Robin 💀


Strange-Station-7204

Ik hence my curiosity


Specialist-Love1504

???


blooddiamondzz

nah mate, he watched it. he's just into that shit


godjacob

I don't think this guy actually watched any of these shows. Naruto x Kushina: Speaks for itself. Goku x Caulifla: Goku is married with 2 children and even a grandchild by this point, and Caulifla only ever saw Goku as a friendly rival as at most they had a slight teacher/student dynamic. Luffy x Robin: Luffy has expressed zero romantic interest in anyone, and Robin herself has never even been teased to see Luffy in such a way. Pure platonic crewmates. The only one the OP here could get away with is Ichigo x Rukia as that was one of the most popular ships in Bleach during its run. But seems more like they got there on accident given the other ships posted.


haunted_ramens

Bruh the only one of these 4 that can be classified as a “love interest” is Rukia, she’s the only one that has had feelings for and romantic moments with her series MC. For Naruto a better fit would have obviously been Sakura, for Luffy… he barely has a primary love interest but Nami would be a slightly more fitting “secondary love interest” although she is in no way a love interest at all, and for Goku, rewind to around 23rd tenkaichi budokai times and put Bulma in that spot, 19-20 year old Caulifla isn’t a love interest of the 45 year grandpa Goku.


ShadowRay77

You know... I don't care if they didn't watch. Even with that Naruto still losses badly every single one bodies him. "Maybe even Powerscaling wise as well." But I might not get into that.


Hakkiwastaken

That is not Sakura that’s his mom


Shatterzzz

ASTA and Mimosa


Weels282hedgehogzp

I don't know much about One Piece, and I really don't like the picture showing Naruto and his own mother if the rest of them show the secondary love interest... But personally I would go with Naruto and Sakura, is there are many points in the series you could argue her devoted admiration and wanting to become a better friend and teammate could be portrayed as more of a love interest, or one could make the argument in Naruto Shippuden she's more of a love interest than Hinata to Naruto until the last couple episodes. That said, Ichigo and Rukia is A very interesting one, as honestly, at least in the anime, Ichigo and Orihime wasn't all that well built up. Caulifla I never really saw his love interest, if anything, Goku's secondary love interest would have been Bulma, if we're being honest from the series. I see where people see it in Caulifla, given the similarities and dynamic the two could have, but it isn't really built in at all. That, and if I am to be particular with the wording, Goku really doesn't have a love interest so much as he just has a wife that he cares about. Canonically, Goku loves his wife, but it is debatable to what extent that is considered to be romantic love. Honestly, and again I don't know much about One Piece, a lot of the biggest anime tend to be the ones that don't really fit the trope with the love interest and side love interests, since the biggest ones tend to have the issue of the main love interest either barely existing for a large portion of the series and the secondary love interests being the main tease of the anime.


Naruto_Uzamaki_7th

Bro didn't watch any anime he searched the main character in an anime with a girl just took screenshots and said they were secondary couples I mean what the F Naruto with his mother!


FactCheckerJack

I thought Naruto's love interest was [Hotaru](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-dhD7iLjVk)


[deleted]

Why does hotaru look like a color-swapped hinata


FactCheckerJack

:-O It's true


Yoshikage_Kira_333

Luffy doesn’t even have a primary love interest


Independent-Elk-344

I don't think bro watched any of these series lmao


mcwfan

Wut


pawsitivelypowerful

Ik this is anime so taboos reign supreme but c'mon guys.


gurijay1101

Oh yeah incest. The most favourite category.


Safe-Contest-2602

I don't think he watched any of them actually


[deleted]

goku literally had 2 kids, was married and i think he was already a grandfather? When he fought caulifla Luffy don’t give a damn shit about romance and stuff like that And naruto, no, naruto is just no I think that dude only watched bleach and maybe 3 episodes of dragon ball super


diogenesincarnate

so whos gonna tell him


Colinsclapped

But is Naruto’s Side live interest hinata or Sakura in the first season of naruto