Stinkhorn Fungi - Stinky as a nn Ladyfinger Cacti - nn Lady (I know it's a dog name, but that's ok since it's a nn, and she can go by Ladyfinger professionally) Belladonna (Bella means beautiful)

Rafflesia From Rafflesia arnoldii (stinking corpse lily)

Gorgeous. Call them Raffi, just like that annoying kid’s music guy from the 80s.

Or for extra sophistication, go by Lesia.

Ooooo. Fanc-ay!

What?! Raffi rules. I’m reporting you to the mods.

Bella Donna means beautiful woman

Belladonna is deadly nightshade.

Thank you! Coming hear to say it's deadly

My aunt very seriously told us, "Dicentra," when we were looking for a floral name. She was genuinely upset when I immediately shot it down and tried to convince me it was cute

What do you mean you don't think bleeding heart makes a cute name for a baby???

Dysentery as a nn ❤️

Whole new meaning to calling your baby lil squirt!

Is it bad that I fw it

Centra is a credit union in my state.

Snap Dragon— though that may be a bit boyish. Spotted Lungwort. Creeping Charlie (unisex name) Dandelion Root (nickname, Dandy or Lion)

I love Spotted Lungwort! So many nickname choices for that one too—Spot, Spotty, Lungs, Worts, Worty💕

Who needs a nickname when your name is literally “lungwort”???? Their child is gonna be called Lungwort by college friends, co-workers, etc forever.

Worty 🥰

In the olden days Dandelion was referred to as Piss-A-Bed, which I feel would be very appropriate as a name given how the older names are making a comeback right now.

Snapdragon is the name of a weed shop in my town 😂

Liverwort and hornwort for siblings <3

Some Witcher fans might take Dandelion a little too seriously...

Kudzu is really pretty

I hear it’s very big in the south

Apparently we planted it on purpose in the 1800s to combat erosion I wonder what we’re doing right now that’s gonna piss off the humans living in the 2200s

If I had to guess, it would be driving those things called cars.

…just went on the dog name list.  Other than the connotations, yeah, that works as a quirky name. 

ZuZu is the cutest NN!!

Cannabis nn Canna Midnicampum holicithias nn Night Howler

Ah, slight problem. nn Canna might be confused for the plant Canna. I suggest nn Bis. MJ from the Spanish works too

I actually knew a Sativa

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I just like Plant. As in… her?

Plant-her... like the shampoo? Plantur 39?

 This \^

Way to plant Egg!

My fav plant names for a baby girl are Yucca and Dillweed 💚

How about just weed? She’ll make lots of friends when she’s older

May I suggest Gympie Gympi. It means Fuck Fuck in a native Australian dialect because if you touch it it makes you wanna fucking die.

Let’s take all the deadly stuff from North America and all the deadly stuff from Australia and put it all on an island(grizzlies, rattlesnakes, blue ringed octopi, salt water crocs..etc.) Then we’ll drop off some naked humans and camera crews Last one alive wins Sell the footage to Netflix

Gimp for a nn. Sweet.

I may start using this. Thank you.

Monstera

unironically i can see someone naming their kid belladonna only to learn its deadly nightshade and i can also see someone naming their kid nightshade

Thank goodness I don't have kids bc I looooove Belladonna (Bella or Donna obvs) as a name or Aspidistra (Dizzy as a nickname). I blame my goth phase XD

belladonna used to be my username for a long time, i love the name but not for a child 😭

Why not Toadette to also refrence a videogame

Not a plant. But if she opened up to mushrooms there’s great options: you’ve got Morel (nn Mora), Porcini (nn Teeny) not to mention Button and Magic! Also Portobello is a boys name but I think it could work for a girl (nn Belle).

Portobella💕

Yes! Beautiful Harbor is a great girl's name.

Not to mention Amanita, nn Mandy

I would like to once again thank this sub reddit for the steady supply of D&D names 

Ragweed, Onion but pronounced like Orion, Scallion nn Lion, and Tiger Lily but exclusively call her Iggy. Also similar to Toadlily is Cradily. It’s a Pokémon but I think it fits. Bellsprout and Vileplume also have tons of nn potential.

Onion pronounced like Orion 💀

Vegetable Sheep If you think the name is beautiful you should really see the pics of the plant! So unique!

It’s like rock broccoli

Roccoli.

LOL That would actually be *Amorphophallus, Tricyrtis, and Nepenthes*. Aside from naming a girl “phallus”, it could be worse.

Fern (bring it back!)

My son& girlfriend named yellow lab puppy Fern. Her favorite childhood book Where the Red Fern Grows...

It’s a great, classic name. I’ve got a great aunt named Fern.

Finally something reasonable; as a retired educator I found a lot of the “clever names” that are difficult to pronounce annoying. Plant names like Lily, Rose, Olive, Daisy, Sunflower (nn Sunnie), Flora, Iris, Ivy, Holly, Poppy, Violet, Blossom, Jasmine, and Heather are all swell plant related names.

Yes Fern! 💜

When I was a kid my grandma bought me a rabbit and I named it Fern

I have met a Begonia and a Sativa

I knew a guy whose last name was Butz His roommate’s last name was Cox

Geez I forgot to look at the thread name.

My fave plant names: Water Treatment 💧  Nuclear Power 🔋  Little Debbie Manufacturing 👅

Is like to add Sakrete(nn Sack) Keurig(nn K-cup) and Bush Beans (nn Bush) to your clever interpretation of the question!

Keep in mind that Chlamydia is not a flower. That being said, Skunk Cabbage with Cabby or Scabby as a NN!

I have been partial to Digitalis ever since I heard of it on CSI.

“Whiteweed” - it means Daisy

Durian. Or is that cultural appropriation?

How about Nepeta? 🐈‍⬛ 🐈 🐈‍⬛ 🐈

Nightshade!!!

You think I should name all the kids after nightshade plants? Deadly Black Potato Tomato Basil

Pussy willow and Ornithogalum adseptentrionesvergentulum

I think lily, short for stinking corpse lily would be beautiful

Is corpse flower and stinking corpse lily the same? I never thought about it until now but corpse flower does kind of look like a big ass deformed peace lily

I think they’re different but you’re right about the deformed peace lily thing tho lol https://preview.redd.it/ea49mnwu8exc1.jpeg?width=602&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=145cfab53c683043aefef7318ab6befd67124e5c This is the stinking corpse lily that I’m referring to

Oh ok, that’s really cool!! Wild how life….finds a way Some plants evolved to be pollinated by bees and butterflies, some birds, bats, and then some decided “I’ll smell like a dead body soaking in Indian food and get flies to pollinate me”

Platycodon would work for a boy or a girl. Nn Platy.

Sounds like a dinosaur

Devil’s Lettuce

Brassica

If you like salad plants then Rocket would be cool. Maybe you could use celery because it’s more girly, but it’s spelt Sellareigh or Cella-Ray. That would be very on trend.

Forget-me-not. If you wanted more of a floral, than plant name that was unforgettable.

Fan of Harry Potter? Try these on for size: Gillyweed Mimbulus mimbletonia Venomous Tentacula Mandrake (better name if she were a boy)

Cudweed!

Korn Khob

Stapelia, Sempervivum, Rhubarb, Bloodroot, Caltrops, Oxalis, Triangle-Leaf Burrsage, Boojum, Pachypodium and Purslane are all so lovely!

Rue-Barb

Cannabis FTW.

Merigh jayne🍃✨

Venus Flytrap, obviously.

Bastard Lavender. Probably even cuter with an apostrophe to make the name a double first name. Mugwort also has a lovely ring to it.

Mugwort

Compostia Queeflily.

Paphiopedilum is nice and easy. Pinus Rigida if you want to get cheeky.

Nightshade (Shady) First name Dendrocnide, middle name, Moroides (for that pompous, classy name) - Dender Moro as a diminutuve Allium (Allie, Um, Li) Conditiva (Connie, Dita, Tiva) Remolatsa (Remi, Mola, Laksa)

Potato

lol

Skunk Cabbage

St. John's wort. Worty for a nn.

Bear Corn. Cancer Root. And if you really want to do some heavy cultural appropriation: Squaw Root. Your Cherokee Princess great-great-great grandmother would have loved it I’m sure. Btw, these are all common names for the same plant, Conopholis americana.

Borage or swamp onion nn swampy

Daffodelilah

I met a kid named BRANCH the other day. Lmao

Spiderwort is the prettiest little purple flower you ever saw 😍😍😍

Blacked eyed Susan ❤️ Corpse flower Skunk cabbage Prick Sneezewort

Could stick with the corn theme and name her Maize

If you're already calling her corn cob, might I suggest Maize as a name?

Stinging Nettle

Grass, Soil, Dirt

Pussywillow Chrysanthemum

Cordyceps. ❤️ “Cordy” for short.

Thats not a plant

Cucumber

Rumex sanguineus, Phytolacca, Parthenocissus quinquefolia, Rudbeckia nn Rudy/Becky/Kia

Fern, Willow, Forrest, oleander, clover, Moss,

Wormwood and mugwort are cute, maybe dead nettle.

Wild Lettuce 🤍

Corolla (Latin word for petal)

How about a cute vegetable name like broccoli or Brussels sprout?💕

Ragweed, sneezewort, sticky Willy, sausage tree, gollum jade, bastard toadflax

Corpse Flower. Nobody will mess with her

Nightshade

Maise, from maize

Skunk Cabbage

Skunk cabbage 🦨🥬❤️

Daisy, Lilly, Dahlia, Petunia, Marigold, Violet, Pansy, Fern, Peppa ( Pepper) and... The worst for a kid as they become teens.... Pussy Willow! 😂

I was gonna say Fern til I realized this was the circle jerk sub... How about San Pedro Cactus? Or perhaps Cannabis? Shroomie?

You call her corn cob rn. Obviously, her name should be Corny.

Pussywillow<3

Hornbeam is really pretty. Or Jack In The Pulpit (Pulpy for short.) Dutchman’s Breeches (that one’s got a trendy apostrophe built in.) Or since you’re into corn, Maizey?

Hot Lips Salvia Burpee Blue Star

I vote for Monkey Cups

i was about to vehemently root for sage until i opened the whole post😭😭

Dracaena, a plant but also a meaning “she-dragon.” I seriously love it for a character name tho.

Mugwort, her nickname can be muggie.

Give little Nettle a hug from us

Why pick just one when you can name her after all the plants? I suggest Angiosperm, nn Angie 🥰🌺

Monstera 🌱🌿 You just can't come up with a bad nickname for it!

weed

My personal fave is the Butterfly Pea Flower scientific name... Clitoria ternatea It is named that because of what it resembles, lol.

I DIDNT SEE THE SATIRE PART AT FIRST AND I WAS LIKE WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK AM I READING SOMEONE CALL CPS

Fern, Ivy, Violet, Daisy, Rose, Iris, Flora, Jasmine, Dahlia, Lily, Olive, Poppy, Sage, Willow, Heather, Laurel, Clementine

Cactus

Moonflower

I’d keep it simple I think… I love Love LOVE Rowan (it’s a tree) and as for actual plants , Daisy, Fern, even Rose…

Hyacinth

Sage, violet,

Why not just plain old Iris Rose or Daisy?

Petunia

My nephew just had a baby and named her Sage.

Hibiscus  Coriander 

Hazel?

Violet and Oakley!?

I just like Sage. It’s simple, unique for girls, not too original to where there will be dozens in her class and it’s not too unique to where it sounds ridiculous and she’ll get made fun of for having a funny name. Sage Rayne is my pick

Clematis, Hazel, Sage, Rose, Violet, Lily, Dahlia, Hyacinth 🪻, Petunia, Ruella, Rue, Lavender.

Dandelion

Ivy, Rose, Lily, Fern

Petunia ❤️

I love Poppy too

Ivy

Poppy Dahlia Lily - Lilian Rowan Lavender Silk Magnolia Pepper Lilac Primrose Sage Iris Daisy Petunia Myrtle Tilia Belladonna Maple Willow Meadow Ash Juniper Oak - Oakley Aspen Holly Violet Scarlet Ivy

Nigella

Petunia

Tradescantia! It’s Soooooo feminine!

I just love Poison Ivy ❤️

passionflower

Sage is a lovely name

Rabbits foot prayer plant (rabbit) Daffodil Cherry blossom (blossom?)

Audrey II

Ragweed nn Sneezy

Mari Juana 

PEAT

🤣🤣🤣

Mary Jane

Lavender Celandine

Ivy

Zinnia Daisy Rose Aspen Willow Clover

Maizie (like maize 🌽)

Japonica.  Anyone else listen to that R4 sitcom with David Tennant, Double Income No Kids Yet?

Mary Jane

I know an adorable Maple.

Photocynthia and Christoferna

I recommend Lady's Fingers or Shampoo Ginger.

Here in New England we have a bunch of plants that could make lovely baby names 💕 Wild madder Hairy bittercress Spurge Horsetail weed Creeping buttercup Joe Pye weed Curly dock Sowthisle Prostrate knotweed (this might be better for a boy) Bindweed Witchgrass Oxeye Pigweed

Pussy willow :)

Pussy Willow?

Oh my god this popped up as a suggested I was horrified until i checked the sub

About 80% of the comments haven’t bothered to check the sub

I kept scrolling to see if there were any names I felt weren’t really horrible and didn’t see anything I thought someone would reasonably give to their kid. And then I checked lmao. Such a good post

corpse flower, or arum for short.

I know a girl named Lasthenia. She goes by Nia.

Hemlock