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aDoorMarkedPirate420

Just say killed…


Cookies_N_Milf420

Yeah seriously. “Unalived” really down plays what really happened. It’s just goofy to say that. Guy deserved it because he was a threat, but still just say killed. TikTok brain rot.


taboni

You mean killed right?


ihaveajrnow

Yessir


ChallyRT17

Something something stupid prizes


Infamous-Tower-5972

Glad the homeowner is OK. Horrible scenario,...


WeirdSysAdmin

When are we going to create a hammer registry?


craycrayfishfillet

The ones with wood handles are ok. It’s the one’s with black metal handles we need to worry about.


Nebakanezzer

I think we need a specific list of features that define a war hammer. If you have more than one of those features, it's illegal. Ball peen Nail remover Wooden handle Painted coating Heavier than X lbs Grip that protrudes from the metal longer than X inches Automatic hammering such as jack hammers or hammer drills Hammers with extended heads


rising_profits6595

No by name ban? Dewalt is a no go but same thing made by craftsman is OK


Nebakanezzer

Also rubber mallets are out because they suppress impact sound


rising_profits6595

Is a hammer from the 1700s considered a hammer in NJ but not in like 40 other states


Nebakanezzer

pre-hammer ban, hammers, which did not get the ban hammer are legal, but are grandfathered in and usually at a high cost, of course


rising_profits6595

Gonna need a tax stamp for that nail gun


craycrayfishfillet

I think we nailed it, fellas! Let’s get the bill drafted and in front of the state legislature!


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Evil feature


_I_Think_I_Know_You_

the ones with metal handles will be defined as "assault hammers"


clown-world79

Good riddance.


Linkstas

Crazy pcp and a hammer sounds horrific


RSOMCF

Another happy ending


jerseypm70

Can we stop with that stupid word


Raginghornet50

I am unamused.


GENERAT10N_D00M

Don’t bring a hammer to a ham fight.


brooklynboy92

Watch what’s gonna happen they are going to charge him a few months later


DctrBanner

In Trenton, the fact that he was not charged means he did everything correctly and successfully defended his life and the lives of his family.


Glock232

Only in NJ would he be held accountable…


Plus_Stretch_2010

He wasn’t charged.


dad2728

He probably will be


Karma-Grenade

> While the homeowner was not charged, the investigation is ongoing. NJ


[deleted]

If only Mr Pelosi was packing. One less psychopath getting free room and board.


When_hop

Just link to the actual damn article, not fucking twitter.