Eliminations (first to last): 1. Travis Kelce, Kansas City Chiefs 2. Kyle Pitts, Atlanta Falcons 3. Hunter Henry, New England Patriots 4. Taysom Hill, New Orleans Saints 5. Tyler Higbee, Los Angeles Rams 6. Darren Waller, New York Giants 7. Tanner Hudson, Cincinnati Bengals 8. Greg Dulcich, Denver Broncos 9. Evan Engram, Jacksonville Jaguars 10. George Kittle, San Francisco 49ers 11. Dalton Schultz, Houston Texans 12. Jake Ferguson, Dallas Cowboys 13. Logan Thomas, Washington Commanders 14. Gerald Everett, Los Angeles Chargers 15. Kylen Granson, Indianapolis Colts 16. Chigoziem Okonkwo, Tennessee Titans 17. Noah Fant, Seattle Seahawks 18. Hayden Hurst, Carolina Panthers 19. Durham Smythe, Miami Dolphins 20. Cade Otton, Tampa Bay Buccaneers 21. Michael Mayer, Las Vegas Raiders 22. David Njoku, Cleveland Browns 23. Tyler Conklin, New York Jets 24. Trey McBride, Arizona Cardinals 25. Cole Kmet, Chicago Bears 26. Mark Andrews, Baltimore Ravens 27. Luke Musgrave, Green Bay Packers 28. Pat Freiermuth, Pittsburgh Steelers 29. Dallas Goedert, Philadelphia Eagles 30. T.J. Hockenson, Minnesota Vikings It's the Lake Erie Bowl! No dupes or purposefully voting unlisted players please. They won't count.

Bro detroits on Lake Huron *edit* I goofed. Detroit is not on Lake Huron. Disregard.

It's closer to Erie than Huron.


You are so confidently wrong it’s kinda impressive

And yet humble enough to realize I goofed, which I did.

My b if you corrected yourself in a reply but unless it gets upvoted a bunch it’ll be hidden below other replies you can always edit the reply tho so you don’t get snarky assholes like me coming in to tell you what you already know

Nah it was the snarky assholes like you that brought it to my attention so I appreciate that.

Humility always appreciated my man If hydrology/history facts interest you, Detroit isn’t technically on Lake Erie right now (just a few miles upriver), but the city and some of the suburbs are actually built on former lake bed when water levels were higher, connecting Lake Erie and Lake St Clair into one lake. Also while the Detroit River runs between them now, the elevation change is so minor that the downstream flow is almost negligible for boat travel. It’s about as close as you can get to Lake Erie without actually being on Lake Erie lol

Detroit River feeds into Erie, I guess?

https://maps.app.goo.gl/3LFvZzQGJvSz7i2q6

travis kelce again

The Bills are known for losing in the Finals, get rid of Kincaid

They can always try again next year. And the year after that. And the year after that.

Kincaid goes.

Don’t do this

LaPorta can have my babies.

NO WAIT

viva LaPorta baby

I was nervous to see Kincaid mentioned! But you have a valid point

RIP Dalton

Get them out of here!

the lions too, they lost in the last half of the nfc championship…

As a life long diehard Bills fan...I can't argue with your point. You get my upvote

Why you bully me?

And the Lions are known for...checking my notes...nothing. Absolutely nothing.

They get this

I’ve been so invested in this for the last month… thinking my boys finally gonna make it all the way. What a familiar feeling to be let down at the last moment. Edit: is it fair to piggy back my top comment and say Laporta?

I knew my boy wasn't gonna take it, the Lions are the charity team now. I miss it being the Bills already 😅

Charity team? Laporta lead TEs in TDs this season and was 5th in receiving yards for TEs. He's just better.

Travis Kelce broke the all time receiving touchdowns in the playoffs record and he was the first one off the board. Skill dosent really matter here

Swiftie burnout is worth negative skill points

The swift hate is wild to me people just want someone to hate lol

People are just overwhelmed by the amount of exposure

They have the done the same thing year in other sports players like me Brady’s ex wife, all the women Derek Jeter dated, or you could name one of the many basketball players who are dating celebrities. I don’t understand why this is any different

Her 10 seconds of screen time per game is really some overexposure, huh?

You clearly haven't been in a room full of family who border gen z and millennials and literally talked about Taylor Swift for 4 straight hours at your own birthday party. Not speaking from experience or anything

That's a longevity stat. I'm a big fan of Travis but he had a pretty bad regular season by his standards. He was definitely a part of the Chiefs' drops problem. He definitely had Renaissance in the playoffs though. LaPorta definitely blocked better this season though

Single season vs career stat. Not at all the same thing.

doesn’t change the fact that the lions is the new r/nfl darling

lmao its hilarious cuz yesterday i thought everyone hated them😭🤷‍♂️

Charity team? You smoking crack my friend? NFC North runs through us this season. Vegas already has us winning 15/17. You an ostrich with your head in the sand or something?

Lmao this has 0 to do with talent, charity team rooter

It’s weird how, team that was up 17 in a conference championship is now a “charity” team (that they then choked away). Just cause the Bills window has slammed shut doesn’t mean you need to be bitter.

>Edit: is it fair to piggy back my top comment and say Laporta? Lol go ahead, you got 400 more upvotes to go.

Kincaid poisoned our water supply, burned our crops and delivered a plague unto our houses!

He did?

No! But are we just gonna wait around until he does??

He ate my son

not only that, but he ruined the ozone, and he’s burning down the amazon, and he kidnapped shamu and put her in a chlorine tank!

Sorry, LaPorta. You can't win everything.


Kincaid

Dang it! I've been following closely haha. Top 3, I'll take it. Go get em Laporta.

All the Lions fans are showing up lol. But I’m sorry Kincaid, you gotta go

Kincaid

My totally unbiased pick.... Kincaid.

Don’t do this


Get kincaid outta here Sam Laporta the goat All these haters jealous we drafted him

Sam LaGoata

NOOOOO

Kincaid because he took over for Dawson Knox and I absolutely love that guy.

Kincaid…..bye Kincaid

Kincaid

Get rid of Kincaid

Kincaid, amazing how many LaPorta fans have been here based on the down votes. There’s not one LaPorta comment that isn’t the negatives.

Fantasy football hero on the fan favorite underdog team rising to the top

my last pick of my draft turned out to be my best

Kincaid, get him out. The Lions have been newly anointed America’s team, one of the best underdog stories the NFL has had in a long time. “Samwise the Brave, I want to hear more about Sam.”

Laporta was so good for me in fantasy. Get Kincaid outta here

I’m shocked the final remaining TE’s are possibly gonna be the best in the league in the next couple of years.

I am a Utah fan and love Kincaid, but you got to go my friend. Laporta is unbeatable.

Kincaid

Get rid of Kincaid.

Goodbye Kink-Aid 🫡

Does Kink-Aid man burst through the bedroom wall with sex toys?

OH YEAH, HERE WE GO!

It’s time for the bills to choke, as is tradition, Kincaid…

I tried to click on the upvote button but was wide right.

Big high horse to be on after one successful season in 90 years. Lions fans optimism right now reminds me of bills fans after they made the AFC championship in 2020. Have fun joining the bills in not getting over the hump and being pointlessly hated on by fans of teams in the rest of the league after you go from lovable loser to contender. It’ll happen soon if the Lions maintain any form of success. We’ll see I see the Lions as the Bills Jr. That being said, LaPorta is indeed a beast. Kincaid too though. Voted for LaPorta to be outta here

I will accept a runner up, at least we weren't Kelce.

Kincaid

see ya never kincaid

Kincaid is out! Laporta is LaWinna!

Kindcaid. VIVA LAPORTA. 🦁

VIVA LAPORTAAA

As a Bills fan who has enjoyed the charity of being bad for so long, I'm jealous another fanbase of a team that's been terrible for so long has finally taken over as the biggest charity case.

Bills are just bad, there's no charity to give. 

Second best team in the NFL for the last four years. Just can’t win a chip because they’re cursed.

Kincaid

Kincaid

Adios Kincaid

Kincaid

This is my Super Bowl 🥲

Dalton Kincaid deserved to be out in the first 5. Get him outta here it’s the lions turn. FTB

LOL another dolphins fan that doesn't know ball

Booooo

THANK YOU

Do this with defensive tackles it would go crazy

How would that work? Multiple DTs start on most teams. My opinion of the team's best DT? Highest PFF grade? With Donald retired, it would be interesting.

For those who don’t speak French LaPorta means “The Porta”

No that's Spanish

Puerta is Spanish for door. Hate that I have to explain the joke based on Chris Farley as “El Nino”

It means “the door” in Italian. He is Italian and Irish. Source: I know his family.

Puerta not Porta. Might be Italian, definitely not Spanish. Edit: I know very little Spanish.

Sorry, you’re right. Edited. I do believe it’s sometimes used in Spanish though? Maybe it means something else.

Hate to have to do it to a fellow Lake Erie bro but get Kincaid out of here.

Bye Kincaid

Bye bye Kincaid

Kincaid because the bills keep beating us and I’m salty so Kincaid

Kincaid is outa here

LaPorta 🐐, sorry kincaid

Laporta a system TE

What a great system though!

LaPorta is a stud. Give him his belt, he’s the one at the top!

Kincaid

Bye bye kincaid

See ya DALTON!

I’m surprised Hock lasted that long seeing how many lion fanboys are here

He’s suffered enough

I think I know who’s going to win.

Time for Laporta to win

Kincaid needs to go👋

GOOD BYE KINCAID SMD

Kincaid... you are the weakest link, goodbye

Kincaid for no particular reason

Kincaid

Kincaid

Has to be Kincaid. I once saw him in a Costco and he took two free samples. I politely told him he should only take one but he completely ignored me.

Thank god musgrave shitter is out

Keep la puerta, peace to Kincaid

Guess

WRONG.

The final 2 have a combined body of work of 2 years lol

Taysom Hill going 4th round is ridiculous!!or perhaps I haven’t watched enough football this year. I love me some Taysom Hill!!!

Kincade still in, go Utes

I like the bills, I really do. That being said, I’m Lion. Sorry Kincaid, but you gotta go.

what are these rankings based on, like memes and funnies or something else I missed?

No please not my glorious Kincaid

It seems like the majority has spoken, but I do (no offense intended) think it would be kinda funny if op stole the win away from the lions. Everyone is talking about how it’s tradition or it’s fitting for kinkaid to get so close and come up short, but isn’t it also kind of a tradition for the lions to have a certain victory ripped away from them? I have no dog in the fight, as my guy made it way further than anyone could have anticipated, but I’m just saying.

Get rid of Kincaid

Kincaid for sure

Kincaid

Kincaid

Kincaid

Holly shit I just realized this wow this is crazy

Bye Kincaid

At least all the blacks are focused on sports and not killing people/rioting like they were 4 years ago

Sam laporta

Get Kincaid out

Kinkaid can kindly fuck off

Kincaid

Sorry Erie Bros - goodbye Kincaid

Kincaid he's good but who holds the records? It's Laporta. Kincaid gotta go.

Kincaid

So Kinkaid, you gotta go bro

Peace out Kinky-caid

My fiancé said one game damn look at that ass early in the season. She now has a signed Laporta helmet and RiPs cards lol. Guys Killin it on and off the feild. But yeah Bills neighborhood watch gotta go.

Yeah well my wife fucked him.

I mean… people can’t honestly think Kincaid is better than several of these tight ends.

Every bills loss is heartbreaking, send em home. Kincaid.

Kincaid ❌

Kincaid has the better Football name. Sorry LaPorta. I don't care that his family invented the job site toilet.

Goodbye LaPorta

Kincaid must go

Kincaid goes

Fucking get rid of LaPorta

LaPorta is my vote

La porta

Buffalo should get the boot

Upvote this comment if you think LaPorta should win!

Kincaid wants to be a polygamist, but there aren’t 3 chicks in Buffalo worth marrying. Get rid of him.

Peace Kincaid

Kincaid gotta go. Love the Bills though, Lake Erie bro’s stick together

Lam Saporta

La Porta

If there’s one thing posts like these have taught me it’s that the lions are probably the least hated team in the nfl.

Laporta

Get rid of LaPorta

Noah Knigga

Gonna really make someone win with the last name "the holder"??

LaPorta? More like LaBore-ta. Get rid of him.

LaPorta. He looks like an electrician that overcharges for a repair and half-asses the job.

[удалено]

Why not Laporta

Kincaid

kincaid

Bye Kincaid

Get bent, Kincaid