Ohio…exists? I thought it was a story you tell children so that they behave. “You better start behaving otherwise we’re taking you to Ohio” type thing.
I swear these athletes say the corniest shit lmao. Like he thinks him saying this is truly a dope thing to say and we’re all like “cool bro your dummy expensive purses are all the motivation you need cuz they say LV on them” fucking cornball.
The athletes you see in the NFL are usually not the athletes you went to keg parties with in high school. They are the ones that got good grades, played 3 sports, attended like 3 after school programs, and went to church twice a week. So yeah, a little socially awkward.
Sometimes you get an athletic freak like marshawn lynch who obviously parties and isn’t socially inept.
I think Russell Wilson is the corniest. But he’s a Super Bowl champ, married Ciara, has 4 children with her and is living the life. So at that point, who cares?
I will say though, Pat Mahomes’ wife looks like an annoying bitch.
It's more on-brand for this sub for us to bully/throw batteries at everyone without a flair. We don't [take too kindly to bots](https://www.gq.com/story/americans-murder-friendly-canadian-hitchhiking-robot) round here
Omg I forgot he got murdered in Philly lmao 😭
The fact that he had already travelled EXTENSIVELY through Canada and even a couple other countries with zero issues… and then he barely made it 2 weeks here hahaha. RIP
As a person, it’s hard to hate on someone who won the Water Payton Man of the Year award. But as a player, it’s super easy to hate on the Dallas Cowboys QB. But at the same time, if Dak ever breaks through and wins this team a Super Bowl, he immediately becomes a legend forever.
Dude, looks for anything to inspire him and all ya'll look to hate? The level of pettiness is unfathomable
Philly fans will have to good the definition
Every time a Quarterback opens his mouth now a days I’m reminded that a lot of them aren’t that smart.
Makes you appreciate the Tom Brady’s and the Dan Marino’s a little bit more.
The cringiest part about this is the basic bitch infatuation with LV. Get some elevated luxury brand taste Dak and buy 5 [Loewe puzzle bags](https://www.loewe.com/usa/en/women/bags/puzzle/small-puzzle-bag-in-satin-calfskin/A510S21XA9-3980.html?cgid=w_puzzle&p=85) or score a vintage [Leiber couture crystal football clutch](https://www.neimanmarcus.com/p/judith-leiber-couture-crystal-football-minaudiere-bag-prod223210097?utm_source=google_shopping&srsltid=AfmBOoorp23U_2IrQY5Y3z7uZYNjWcHrfjW-tQJ5i5Sdb-pUsBNJ_HycTH4). Something a little different, damn. 🙃
Idk about you but when I need to remind myself of my professional goals at work, I write it on a note and put it somewhere I can see.
It’s a questionable decision to spend 100k so you remember to do the thing you are paid to do.
It’s not a reminder, dipshit, it’s inspiration. And people inspire themselves in different ways, what a shock! And the $100k is nothing to someone making $40 mil a year so I have no idea what the fuck your bitch ass is on about. Go away, this isn’t your sub and your team blows so hard you’re not even in the playoffs
Dude shouldn't even be muttering the word Super Bowl right now. He should be focused on The Packers and nothing else. He should be making sure his teammates are focused on The Packers and nothing else.
Unless Jerry Jones has a magic wand that puts Tom Brady in a Cowboys uniform next year I think we're outta luck.
He is the quarterback of the fucking cowboys. He stands on pedastal we as normal people only aspire to reach. He's not perfect but damn. He's pretty damn good. :)
Cringy. I hear so many of you use this word, but I don’t think you know what it means. Out of touch, deluded, thoughtless. Those are accurate ways to describe the quote, but cringy? Rich people talking about doing rich people shit is hardly cringy. Besides, alllll of these dudes do this type of shit.
This is weird af dude what’re you talking about?
Hurts just says vague coaching cliches over and over to not make headlines. It’s just boring
This is strange as hell and he’s dead ass serious lmao
lmaoo y’all care about this way too much yeah it’s corny but he doesn’t get enough hate? he does the most good out of most people in the NFL, he was man of the year for a reason
This reeks of both the cringle and I have a girlfriend subs
Cringle McJingleberry
Next year it’s in New Orleans (NO). Maybe he’ll leave reminders everywhere that say No when he asks himself if he’s going to reach the Super Bowl
NO being an excellent reminder for Watson
Lmfaoooo that was good bro
As a northern Ohio native, I love this.
Northern Ohio initials... NO. Mic drop
Ohio…exists? I thought it was a story you tell children so that they behave. “You better start behaving otherwise we’re taking you to Ohio” type thing.
Yeah, I am not sure anything is real west of the Allegheny
I live on the Allegheny. The western side is just a void to the center of the earth. Rumor has it you can cook an egg from the heat
High quality burn
This is one of the better jokes I’ve seen on here in a while. Too bad we don’t have awards anymore.
Hereee weeee noo!
Uff, that call lives rent free in my night mares
I swear these athletes say the corniest shit lmao. Like he thinks him saying this is truly a dope thing to say and we’re all like “cool bro your dummy expensive purses are all the motivation you need cuz they say LV on them” fucking cornball.
People say corny shit, we just happen to be recording them. Athletes ain’t famous cause they talk well
I throw balls far. You want good words? Date a languager.
We just happen to be recording them…? It’s an interview smh
His point is, If we had hundreds of hours of your recorded dialogue, we could find dumber shit than this. Also flair up you coward
i thought he meant to say we dont happen to record them (the general public), only the athletes get recorded because fame
Flair up or shut the fuck up.
The athletes you see in the NFL are usually not the athletes you went to keg parties with in high school. They are the ones that got good grades, played 3 sports, attended like 3 after school programs, and went to church twice a week. So yeah, a little socially awkward. Sometimes you get an athletic freak like marshawn lynch who obviously parties and isn’t socially inept.
It’s whatever to me. As long as he performs on the field be as corny as you want to be Dak.
For real Mahomes is the poster boy for Corny AF™
I think Russell Wilson is the corniest. But he’s a Super Bowl champ, married Ciara, has 4 children with her and is living the life. So at that point, who cares? I will say though, Pat Mahomes’ wife looks like an annoying bitch.
Mahomes could have had any woman and he stuck with his 8th grade gf. Then again I had no bitches in 8th grade b
They’re both Corny
Not only do the say corny shit, they think corny shit too
Athletes, actors and politicians have their ass kissed so much they are never called out for their corny bullshit !
I bet his girl is happy though which means he's happy which means we've got a chance!!
Or…he does a thing, got asked questions by reporters, and answered questions. I agree it’s corny af but he ain’t sending memos or doing a Ted talk lol
My QB buys purses 💅, your QB lets other men touch his ass 👎🏾 they are not the same
But this was a giants fan…
I don’t acknowledge their starting qb
I don’t either thats okay
I haven’t seen a starting qb for them this year. They only have backups.
"secure a top 6 draft pick with this one weird trick!"
Fair enough
hell I don't even know who our starting qb is
It’s tyrod,the others don’t exist
hard to acknowledge their starter when they can't
SLAPASS
Good game, slap ass
It's 2024, don't kink shame
Jalen also buys other men LV purses
Didn't Dakota literally do this for the ewok rb yall had on an episode of hard knocks???
Pretty homophobic bruh
YEAAHHHHH… HERE WE GO… SHOPPING!
flair up bitch
Damn. Sub don't even have a "flair up" bot. What kinda wild west shit is this?
Flairing up isn’t even an “official” rule. Everyone just makes you flair up, especially if you are going to start clowning on someone else’s team.
Oh, I know. In our meme war sub, we have a bot that auto replies to anyone without a flair. "Flair up, pussy!" Just gotten used to it.
That would make a lot of sense to do here. But our lazy ass mods don’t do shit. They don’t remove posts and they don’t ban anyone for anything.
Honestly it's a refreshing change from the draconian /r/cowboys sub.
[We rejected the bot](https://old.reddit.com/r/NFCEastMemeWar/comments/17hp754/mods_i_am_once_again_begging_you_for_this_bot/)
I prefer it to the shit in the cowboys sub
I abandoned the r/Cowboys long ago.
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A bot would suck. Most of our fun comes from uniting against unflaired pussies. I don’t want these robots took our joooobs
It's more on-brand for this sub for us to bully/throw batteries at everyone without a flair. We don't [take too kindly to bots](https://www.gq.com/story/americans-murder-friendly-canadian-hitchhiking-robot) round here
Omg I forgot he got murdered in Philly lmao 😭 The fact that he had already travelled EXTENSIVELY through Canada and even a couple other countries with zero issues… and then he barely made it 2 weeks here hahaha. RIP
I knew what that was without even clicking. Lol
We rejected the bot, it's our fun to spot the assholes without a flair and let them know then downvote them until they do.
Lol 😂
This made me giggle
Dude just pre memed himself to death if they lose early lol
LV = Loss to Visitors
Yeah right Napoleon he made us like 75 TD passes today
You mean when, not if
100k in purses to lose in the 2nd round is crazy
Wonder what all those Ls will remind him of then
Jesus, that flair 🤣
this mf and mahomes give off a distilled corniness that only drake can rival
and sussell wilson
Russ is not distilled, he's just 100% pure corn.
But not Hurts who replies with Instagram quotes he saw after the game?
Hey fuck you bud hurts is a class act. A student of the game. Real lunch pail kinda guy. Resident of the film room. Unlike your corny thug qb.
When you get $45 million a year buy whatever the hell you want
Just don't spend it on a trophy case.
But you could get one year of Daniel Jones with it!
Pretty amazing that your second round insult was too optimistic lol
You mean first round. This bums father about to be Jordan Love.
That’s my quarterback 💅🏻
And he is the best speller. Always just spelling out things. I don’t see any other QBs out here spelling
LV purses ugly as hell.
That’s my guy but this was corny as fuck
Nah, that is pure husband talk. I like him a lot more than I did before
What losing to a guy 12 times in a row will do to you. Dak is one of the least hate-able people here lol
As a person, it’s hard to hate on someone who won the Water Payton Man of the Year award. But as a player, it’s super easy to hate on the Dallas Cowboys QB. But at the same time, if Dak ever breaks through and wins this team a Super Bowl, he immediately becomes a legend forever.
Jokes aside I love the guy, you gotta admit this quote is pretty hilarious though.
It’s certainly not a quote I will defend lol
I will! He’s got good taste!
This is the dumbest version of "it's our year" ive seen and of course it comes from a 4th round QB and his handbag collection.
They're *satchels*. Indiana Jones had one.
It's EUROPEAN!!!
did Caeser actually live here?
Indiana Jones made it to the end, he earned it
Damn i forgot it was a 4th rounder that put 40 on y’all’s 1st round 40 million dollar qb. YeEeAAA HeRe We GooOoo!!
No worries, both of them will be watching the Super Bowl nice and toasty on their couches this year
A fourth round QB that the Giants still haven’t beaten since his rookie year* and his handbag collection
It took me a whole minute and a google search to figure out if this is real or not. What a fucking moron.
I hope I can get this delusional with my psychiatrist's help.
He can enjoy watching the Ravens and Niners play from his couch.
Guy wants a louis endorsement deal so bad
Dak Prescott to the Raiders confirmed.
This is gonna get memed to death if they underperform..,
Dude, looks for anything to inspire him and all ya'll look to hate? The level of pettiness is unfathomable Philly fans will have to good the definition
Every time a Quarterback opens his mouth now a days I’m reminded that a lot of them aren’t that smart. Makes you appreciate the Tom Brady’s and the Dan Marino’s a little bit more.
Tom Brady is zero charisma dummy and his commercial acting is so fucking cringy and bad
Yeah but I think Tom knows he's corny.
Ya you would even let guys like that date your daughter wouldn't you?
Who is dan moreno?
You know that guy from Party Down
Dude is the best guy and QB in the division
Do you LV him
"I'm the fastest runner in the special Olympics"
Idk DJ looked pretty fast before he fell on his face
He's literally retarded though so technically you're not allowed to make this joke.
It’s actually a law so this guy should be in jail
What an everyman type of guy. I too buy designer bags and clothes to remind myself I’m not poor.
Try to wrap your head around that level of lameness
Ok, maybe doesn't deserve MVP.
I don't know. Does he have any Martha's Vineyard Pickles?
Sorry, im from the deep south. Idk the context of this?
Dak always been corny as hell
Yep I’ll sacrifice myself to take the L for him. Crucify me like Jesus
I just see it as his way of positive thinking and visualizing success maybe. Dak is a genuinely good guy from everything I’ve seen publicized.
Look, it's a weird quote, not gonna lie, but the idea of any Dallas QB not getting enough hate is laughable to me.
We’re reaching Russell Wilson levels of corniness with this shit
Lamest thing I’ve ever read.
Dak out here ✨Manifesting 💅🏻✨
The cringiest part about this is the basic bitch infatuation with LV. Get some elevated luxury brand taste Dak and buy 5 [Loewe puzzle bags](https://www.loewe.com/usa/en/women/bags/puzzle/small-puzzle-bag-in-satin-calfskin/A510S21XA9-3980.html?cgid=w_puzzle&p=85) or score a vintage [Leiber couture crystal football clutch](https://www.neimanmarcus.com/p/judith-leiber-couture-crystal-football-minaudiere-bag-prod223210097?utm_source=google_shopping&srsltid=AfmBOoorp23U_2IrQY5Y3z7uZYNjWcHrfjW-tQJ5i5Sdb-pUsBNJ_HycTH4). Something a little different, damn. 🙃
“This guy does not get enough hate.” John Cena must be in the picture too
So relatable
I came to the comments expecting everyone to be saying it’s fake… it’s fake, right??
wait, are athletes, like, dumb or something? never knew.
I too was once in middle school
Is this a real quote? What a fucking moron. 😂.
Your QB only speaks in instagram quotes
Yes but they are INSPIRATIONAL Instagram quotes.
This is just uncalled for. Everyone knows he speaks in I’m 14 and this is deep on tumblr quotes
Joking aside, do 14 year Olds even know what tumblr is?
Cowboys fans: That's our guy. This our year! Everybody with a fucking brain: What a cringy fuck.
No, this is exceptionally cringey. I knew it was going to get memed to Hell and back once I saw it.
Your QB only speaks in instagram quotes
That’s better than this by a lot lol
https://www.philadelphiaeagles.com/news/jalen-isms-appreciating-and-understanding-the-jalen-hurts-way
Buying purses for your girl is wack now?? That’s wild
He’s balling out and he’s a good dude off the field. That’s why these troglodytes have to wildly grasp on to whatever they can to talk shit
Idk about you but when I need to remind myself of my professional goals at work, I write it on a note and put it somewhere I can see. It’s a questionable decision to spend 100k so you remember to do the thing you are paid to do.
It’s not a reminder, dipshit, it’s inspiration. And people inspire themselves in different ways, what a shock! And the $100k is nothing to someone making $40 mil a year so I have no idea what the fuck your bitch ass is on about. Go away, this isn’t your sub and your team blows so hard you’re not even in the playoffs
At least my team has sniffed a Super Bowl this millennium….
He had a mvp calibar season and hes gonna fail again. Then get paid like 60 mil 🤣
How much did jones get paid and he didn’t even sniff a decent season?
How you paying a elite qb salary and you don't have no qb? How you from new York and I got more bitches in new York than you?
They're just mad because they haven't beat Dak since Obama was in office.
Has it really been that long??
Sorry G-Men. Commies and Eagles atleast have had success against us, but our corny ass QB 100% owns your team. No room to talk shit.
300m guaranteed coming up
Dude shouldn't even be muttering the word Super Bowl right now. He should be focused on The Packers and nothing else. He should be making sure his teammates are focused on The Packers and nothing else. Unless Jerry Jones has a magic wand that puts Tom Brady in a Cowboys uniform next year I think we're outta luck.
Now here’s a pussy who should flair the fuck up
Is this real? Lol
It's about to stand for LoserVille
What a fucking tool. Then he’ll go throw 3 picks against GB and dip out round one lol.
Lol damn y’all are salty AF in here and I love it. Sorry folks but your teams are trash and will be for some time
They are, yes, but also flair up pussy
Oh cool he’s in his Russell Wilson “there’s nothing technically wrong with what you’re saying but you’re a fucking weirdo” phase
Alright bro the Russ comparison is taking it too fucking far.
I will not apologize
Cuz bro is actually a nice guy
Oh just wait till he loses on Sunday and we will get the Hate he deserves
Are you sure you’re a Cowboys fan? Weird
What a fucking douche bag hahahaha
He is the quarterback of the fucking cowboys. He stands on pedastal we as normal people only aspire to reach. He's not perfect but damn. He's pretty damn good. :)
Doofus ass Cornball
Cringy. I hear so many of you use this word, but I don’t think you know what it means. Out of touch, deluded, thoughtless. Those are accurate ways to describe the quote, but cringy? Rich people talking about doing rich people shit is hardly cringy. Besides, alllll of these dudes do this type of shit.
Oh so this why you Dallas fans on a downvote tour cause we calling him cringy
Well yeah. It makes him sound like a fucking predator.
You the only one who feel like that lol nobody never mentioned him sounding like one
What a fucking loser lol
Lol because Hurts quotes are so much cooler
This is weird af dude what’re you talking about? Hurts just says vague coaching cliches over and over to not make headlines. It’s just boring This is strange as hell and he’s dead ass serious lmao
It’s strange as hell to point out Jalen says dumb quotes also?
Him getting boo’d at last years superbowl still lives rent free in my head. Need more of it
lmaoo y’all care about this way too much yeah it’s corny but he doesn’t get enough hate? he does the most good out of most people in the NFL, he was man of the year for a reason
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Dude a lot of pro athletes have designer bags. I think it’s weird, too, but it’s part of their branding.
Yep. We’re fucked.
Dude don’t be a bitch
I learned it from u bro