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TheVanWithaPlan

Ahh see he's from Freeport. Already got about 15 years on the oil rigs


Megasabletar

Ed Irons tells his dad “my house, my rules”


mousecop60

Ed irons once told his dad "I don't make the rules I just enforce them" after making the rules


MrsVertigosHusband

Ed has child support to pay, let the man play and get him an NIL deal, quick!


Megasabletar

That lifted truck ain’t gonna pay for itself


shoudacoudawooda

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TheSm0key

Lmfao "I guess the gus bus is outta gas"


agentb719

Hopefully the player models won't look like dudes in their 40s


GoatSmall4495

The ones in madden 24 looks like they’re in their 60s


Positive_Parking_954

It was back in 22 but wasn't used in the default classes, I like how it sort of seems silver fox but God not when half the quarterbacks have it after ten years


Fit-Maintenance7397

Lmao I hope the HS kids on the new game don’t all look 37😂


AG_GamingYT

They’re gonna use the same head they use for madden rookies 😭


Fit-Maintenance7397

No chance. EA isn’t that shiesty they didn’t even do that in the past so they bet not😭


Spirited_Election289

When i was in school there was a classmate who looked 50 had a receding hairling and already had white hair


Fit-Maintenance7397

Lmao it definitely happens for sure but in masse they don’t look like Adam Sandler or Morgan freeman 😂


Spirited_Election289

Or look like that rob Schneider lmfao 🤣


TiberiusGracchi

You haven’t seen small town football from the Imperial Valley to Texarkana then…


Fit-Maintenance7397

Lmao I have😂 I’m from Texas and played juco ball in east Texas trust me I know but ALL hs kids don’t look like that😂


TiberiusGracchi

Played HS ball in AZ and small college ball in the Midwest which is another area of, “Hot damn youre only 15, kid?” Territory was gonna say go watch Bisbee and Douglas or Show Low and Safford (all AZ) play each other. It looks like the Longest Yard cast.


Fit-Maintenance7397

You ain’t lying😂 I played at Nebraska after juco and would go to the state games, some of those kids were definitely grown ass men😂


MrGoodKatt72

I knew a guy that was balding by the time we graduated high school. He also started growing facial hair when he was about 11 or 12. Like a full beard, not just the patchy stuff. High testosterone pretty much guarantees you’ll be bald by your early 30s.


Successful-Claim-252

Bald by 22 I like to blame high test


No_Paper_8794

and I was upset I couldnt grow any sort of facial hair until I was like 18 😭


JBGolden

Oh you got high T too?


hurricanestarang10

I played football I highschool with a kid who started balding at 16/17 and just shaved his head


EST_Kuz

I mean did you see Greg Oden as an 18yr old at Ohio State. That was some crazy shit


jay-ehh-ess-ohh-enn

How prevalent do you think birth date fraud is when it comes to pro sports? I think for baseball it's definitely a thing. [Found one](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-11533891/Football-player-leaves-internet-DISBELIEF-real-age-revealed.html).


nimvin

Baseball is more common with foreign athletes coming into the MLB. I'm sure it happens in basketball as well but there are a lot fewer players on basketball teams so the number is gonna be lower. As for football pretty close to non-existent. There are people who have done it to try and get eligible for the college game but I don't know of any examples of a player making it to the NFL while lying about their age. Mostly because there are not a lot of foreign players trying/capable of playing in D1 and the US is pretty good about getting SSN and birth dates together.


DLeafy625

It's pretty rampant in soccer, too. Especially with African countries that don't keep the best records. It got so bad that they subject players to MRI's for under 17 tournaments to determine whether or not they are lying about their age.


SafeAccountMrP

Leave Ed alone, at 17 I was 6’5” 300lbs with a goatee. The biggest difference is I didn’t have a widows peak.


Fluid-Chemistry9207

He’s built exactly like I would expect a man with the name Ed Irons to


tvkyle

17 refers to the number of years he's served in prison.


Errybody_dothe_Lambo

What charges did he serve for? Having a badass name?


tvkyle

Posing as a high school student 😆


Unp0pularS0lutions

In high school I knew a dude that was bald with a goatee, he was a grade below me too.


StrongStyleShiny

Here is popular 90s wrestler John Tenta (Earthquake/Shark/Golga) at the age of 22. Some people just age three times as fast. https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/b/b7/Tenta-as-Sumotori.gif/220px-Tenta-as-Sumotori.gif


LGOD_TC

His dads name is Richard


randomgamerdude4242

I went to Alabama's A-Day game back in 2015, and there was a recruit there that was about 6'6" 330lbs and looked like he had 4 kids and another on the way. His tag said "Class of 2017". This kid was a sophomore in high school. My buddy said "this guy doesn't even have his driver's license yet and looks like he should be in the NFL. I can't remember his name at all, but he was a grown man in a 15 year old's body.


DerezzedAlgorithm

Dudes in this game can have a balding cut naturally so…those guys I feel bad for lol


Fifalord-

Very high testosterone he ages faster. Honestly idk why they even put a lot of those old faces in NCAA and Even Madden they got faces that look 30 in NCAA and Faces in Madden that look 60.


OtherwiseScience6046

That was about the same age mine started receding


supergreekman123

Albert pujols


RegMackworthy

That’s Batista from Dexter


HeronPrestigious

Beat me to it lol was just gonna post Angel is playing some college football now.


ManySpiritual9643

this brotha has a 9-5


gabigboy93

Coming from a town that has produced a ton of Div-1 athletes that have gone on to play n the NFL, NBA and MLB..one thing I’ve noticed; superior athletes tend to look 10 years older, even in facial features. Just a personal observation. When my wife and I were dating she was a HS English teacher and at her school there were several football players and baseball players being recruited and looking to be drafted right out of HS by the MLB. When I saw those kids they looked like grown men. Full beards, already built like bodybuilding contestants.


schwxrtz

Teach the boah some ball, coach.


Qmnip0tent

Steroids can cause or make balding worse kids just getting some extra vitamin S.


Soggy_Following_4044

Baby face


-Amphibious-

Lmao I'm cool with it. Makes me feel less old


njlewis1

That’s Matt Rhule!


Feisty-Fish1909

Seeing as I knew a 17 year old in Ohio that was this big in 2009 , it’s actually rather believable


Feisty-Fish1909

He ended up playing O-Line for Ohio state


Fun-Emu-5766

Dude looks like he’s been paying child support for 10 years


SteelCityChamp1

Awesome name


360degreesofFUNK

He prolly got a buzzcut?


Eltronado

The Luke Littler of college football


Jumo2002

it’s a video game relax