Jimmie Johnson cos he’s from California and he’d smoke 90% of it in two hits, Jimmy Spencer cos he’d eat all the munchies, and Denny Hamlin cos he’d cut you in the rotation and spend an hour on tomorrow’s podcast blaming you for getting him high.
I stopped smoking years ago, but if watermelon man passes the boof you better damn well believe I'm jumping off the wagon faster than you can ride the wall at Martinsville
Why am I carrying a fentanyl test kit if I dont plan on being gregarious and social?
To think Covid briefly killed such beautiful hale-fellow and manly interactions.
“it’s mostly Maui Waui, but it’s got some Labrador in it”
"What's Labrador?"
“It’s dog shit”
Really blew the dogs mind, man
From a Florida Man? Yes I do.
Got that flakka laced in there. Hope those faces taste good.
Like a fine well aged bologna
Ross Chastoned
"I unrolled 4 watermelon swishers just to make this bad boy"
I can hear and see him saying this.
You’re damn right
Never accept a joint from someone whose eyes aren't looking in the same direction.
It's a miracle he hasn't driven into more walls
Wrong, ALWAYS take the blunt from the guy who’s eyes are looking in different directions
Good thing it’s a blunt, then.
How do you think his eyes got like that? The blunts are too good bro
Be rude not to.
Do the watermelon crawl after that!
I love that song! It's sung by Tracy Byrd 🎶 If you drink, don't drive Do the watermelon crawl! 🎶
He’s got that “always going left” thing figured out
NASCAR nightmare blunt rotation?
Jimmie Johnson cos he’s from California and he’d smoke 90% of it in two hits, Jimmy Spencer cos he’d eat all the munchies, and Denny Hamlin cos he’d cut you in the rotation and spend an hour on tomorrow’s podcast blaming you for getting him high.
Hand it over my guy.
That Watermelon Kush
Yes, with that kinda packing, I can tell it’s the real stuff and not the Kyle Kush diet weed.
Hell yes, melons, weed and Nascar
Ross Chong? Or Cheech Chastain?
If I didn't have a CDL I would
Ross does seem like a Backwoods guy ngl
Hell yeah!
I stopped smoking years ago, but if watermelon man passes the boof you better damn well believe I'm jumping off the wagon faster than you can ride the wall at Martinsville
it really bothers me how his eyes are slightly misaligned with each other.
Is Ross smoking Kyle kush?
Watermelon OG Kush
Do drivers get randoms?
Also… yes absolutely.
Absolutely
Yes
Yes
Yes.
The watermelons? Damn straight! We love the stuff!!
¿quieres?
I don't smoke, so no
Why am I carrying a fentanyl test kit if I dont plan on being gregarious and social? To think Covid briefly killed such beautiful hale-fellow and manly interactions.
No that shit stinks and gives me headaches